shit that triggers you >when someone has their elbows on the

>those bluetooth ear things
Professionals wear those, nothing wrong with these
>having a smart watch AND a phone
Nothing wrong with a smartwatch. Its great for quickly checking your phone alerts

>>36844075
Smart watches don't work without a phone, retard. You should have just said smart watches in general because they're stupid as fuck.

Can't stand it when chads group up and talk about how well amazon is doing.
>>36844106
Smartwatches are tolerable, it's apple watches that trigger me (not OP).

>not using blinkers, or using them at the wrong time
(almost got hit while crossing the street cuz an approaching car had its blinker on while coming up to an intersection, "oh they're turning, i can cross". NOPE they whizz past a few feet in front of me)
>people blocking isles at the groc store with their cart, or cuz they're talking with someone about stupid shit while totally oblivious that other people would like to get through the isle.

>>36844075
People being happy.

> normies in the grocery store that walk faster when you trying to turn into the aisle
>normies standing around in grocery store blocking the aisle when you just want to get in and leave
> chad jocks acting rowdy at burger joint invading your private space without a single care. Scared shitless they are going to bump me.

This all happened this weekend.

>>36844075
When people don't push their seats in after leaving a table. Public, private, or whatever it just drives me nuts

>people in my apartment complex who conversate loudly even though they're next to each other.
>older guys who grunt, sniff, and snort constantly.
>niggers and wiggers who drive around with loud bass.
Tfw all my triggers are audio related like a literal autist.

>>36844075
>people standing still for whatever reason in front of doors, blocking the door
>guy next to me in class always crossed his legs and his shoe hit my pants all the time

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>>36844884
>people standing still for whatever reason in front of doors, blocking the door

>>36844452
Holy shit these are my 2 major annoyances in life

>neighbours having sex next door

It honestly makes me contemplate murder.

>>36844695
Do you have OCD or are you just an old grampa?

Normie's talking to me about their lives like I fucking care.

To me small talk just seems so narcissistic. Like "oh, look at me and all these opinions and viewpoints I have. Let me share them even though no one asked."

>Hearing people eat

I get legit aggressions.

>knows nothing about topic but insists on talking about it
>argues to win regardless of what is true
>reminds me of me
>tells me something personal in private then does the same for every person they can find
>repeats everything I say to them to anyone else no matter how personal

>>36844075
Smart watch one is kind of odd, sending messages on just a watch sucks. I have the Pebble Time (rip pebble) and just use it so I don't have to drag my phone out of my pocket for every shitty Bixby notification (I feel you judgement for having an S8 and accept it).

>>36844195
All of those go to topics too
>you call a tissue a Kleenex, what a successful company
>Netflix is so great, right?

>>36844695
I'll be an ass and go around and push them all in for them.

>>36845242
Lound eaters and loud breathers are the worst

>>36845242
>>36844917
>loud chewing and blocking doorways
I'm pretty sure the reason I ONLY read about these online is because normal people have the sense to ask somebody to politely stop

>>36845364
Ask somebody politely to stop*

Jesus that sentence was a train wreck

>fucking midget spinners
HNNNNNNG

>>36845408
They're nifty little $5 toys to pass time. Stop being a fedora hipster.

>>36844075
>people who use 'then' instead of 'than'
FUCK OFF STOP DOING THIS RIGHT NOW

>>36844075
I dont get triggered by inane bullshit like a little child.

>that kid who always jiggled one of his legs up and down constantly while sitting
that kid was me

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people who eat with their mouth open and make chewing noises

>>36845431
>anon you dont like something new you hipster!

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>>36844075
MUH FREEDUMBS FEEL
>getting dish soap from Frys
>some fat fuck roastie on a scooter and her children are blocking up the aisle
>have to go in to another aisle and take the other side of that one to get the item

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>>36844075
>>when someone has their elbows on the table
That's not going to stop me

>>36845445

The difference between "then" and "than" isn't even that hard to grasp. Some people are just retarded.

When children on the internet pretend to be autistic and call people "normies" for having basic social skills

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>People who believe in pseudoscience
>Astrology
>People who won't change their opinions even with the facts presented to them.

I've basically given up on fighting against them, I just respond with "ok" and silently kill myself.

>chainsmokers
>chain smokers
>people who creepily look at my phone and than ask what am doing
>people who stare at you on the bus or train
>old asian people
>disgusting fat people who bend over infront of you
>friends meeting eachother and the first one to leave they all talk about them behind their back(usually girls)

>>36845458
No need to post in this thread then nigga. There's thousands of other threads on this site you can go to.

>>36845445
Fine than, I'll start using the word you want.

>>36844075
Who fucking cares about elbows on tables anymore? How does it affect anything? Are you my fucking grandma? Fuck you

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>>36844075
Women i stalk not wanting to instantly become my GF

roasties these days...

>>36844452
Why the fuck can't people just put in that miniscule amount of effort to literally just flick a switch?
Jesus Christ.

((( iPhones )))

>autism spinners

>obese folks breathing heavy
>snoring
>BMW drivers
>people sharing shit on Facebook that's just like-bait jerk off material

>>36844075
> PEOPLE THAT WALK BESIDE EACHOTHER ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK AND DONT MOVE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE EVEN THOUGH THEY FUCKING SEE YOU WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM IN YOUR LANE
>PEOPLE WHO WALK SLOW SIDE BY SIDE, I RONT WANT TO BE THE FAST WALKING ASSHOLE WHO IS IMPATIENT WITH YOU
> THE FAST WALKING ASSHOLE IN THE HALLWAY, WE GET IT MAN, YOU ARE SLENDER AND HAVE PLACES TO BE, IM NOT A FUCKING ROADBLOCK
> GIRE VIDEOS, ALWAYS FROM THE DAME FUFKING SHITHOLE COUNTRIES, NO I DONT WANT THE SANDNIGGER BEHEADING A TEENAGER LIVING NEXT TO ME FUCK

> NICE MUSLIMS, MAKES WE FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR CIRCLEJERKING ONLINE ABOUT MY GUT HATRER OF THEM AS A GENERALIZED COLLECTIVE, REALLY HOPE THAT NICE LADY ISN'T FORCED TO WEAR THAT HIJAB BY HER HUSBAND
> TWITTER POSTS BY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS WHITE WHORES THAT USE WORDS LIKE FUCKBOI, KILL YOUR SELF
> WHITE PEOPLE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX, I HATE SJW SHITSKINS TOO BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU FUCKS GET TO JERK EACHOTHER OFF

>>36844623
Another thing triggered me!

> bring in refill cup to gas station.
> fat fuck always gives me shit because he always think it's funny.
> says "I didn't see you bring your cup in anon!"
> about to REEEE! Gives me refill discount to fuck with me.

I hate this fat turd but I wake up in the afternoon and he's always there.

>>36846807
you could've stopped with obese people

>>36844075
>having a smart watch AND a phone
you can't even use a smart watch properly w/o a phone numbnuts

>>36844075
>people don't eat like posh dickheads all of the time with their hands in their lap like faggots

Suck my dick you puff

>>36846196
>Old Asian people

Explain?

>>36846840
>>36846938

>People who write is upper case

>>36848133
>people who make typos

>normies with apple watches
>people who think apple watches are the most advanced wearables created

>people that are British
>British accents
>British people's faces

Weak bitches who don't try to

>trying to eat the fork and scraping on their teeth
>chewing with mouth open
>standing in doorways
>walking two abreast on a sidewalk
>slow walkers in general
>old people
>people who use their phone to check the time
>people who text while talking to me
>people who take calls in public
>"I could care less"
>"Same difference"
>writing r9k instead of /r9k/
>black people talking in screams
>cashier takes too long to authorize alcohol purchases at self checkout
>people who shit on me about my weight but get offended when I shit on them for being fat
>littering
>eye contact
>inane comments about the weather, news, or sports results

The list goes on. It's like people go out of their way to be shitty.