Join the Marines you autistic cucks, do a bit of service then get out with some neetbux and good insurances, fee housing, etc.
If you want a bit more from the VA and are feeling lucky look for an IED to step on and get disability benifits too.
>I'm too fat
Do the delayed entry program and get fit or join the army, they take fatties.
I've been in the mental hospital twice or i would, i fucked up.
>>36835243
Grab neetbux for your mental health then
>join the Marines
>get cancer
>>36835202
Yea I tots wanna blow my arm off for chad and stacy.
Get fuck gubber mint dog/
/signed a farmer boy
>>36835202
die for israel autists!
>die for ZOG, you autistic cuck!
I'd happily fight for my nation if I had to, but not in its current state.