Any INTJs on?

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no

this is an ISTP thread now

>>36832813
The school shooter

original

>>36832797
what you want? group suicide?

>>36832813
Lol, such a typical ISTP comment. I forsewth this moment years ago, being the INTJ I am

>>36832844
group hug

>>36832850
say that again buddy

>>36832871
Oh shit, you're serious

origidigi

>>36832869
Ha you wish.We don't deserve hugs, we deserve to be alone forever.

>>36832996
Dont be an INFPussy now

>>36832797
Time to hyper analyse and not stop thinking about this.
It's an INTP thing.

>>36833025
INFP is asking for hug in the first place. I'm just calling it like it is. Also we're all broken anyways so this ain't our home field.

>>36833275
No you faggot not a gay hug i mean like the one football players do before the game

ISTP ennagram 9, which means I'm a pussy ISTP.

>>36833424
Celebok from youtube is one

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>>36832797
probably not OP, plenty of ISTJs and ISFJs on though

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>>36832869
INTJ here
no hugs kys
(instand show your tits if you are a girl)

>>36833510
An INTJ female would be nice

>>36833333
I won't argue with quints, but why ask for hugs from an intj? It's like asking a retard to do advanced calculus. I know we can chameleon, but only out of necessity.
>>36833557
You'd be surprised. You've probably talked to one without knowing it.

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>>36833590
>but why ask for hugs from an intj? It's like asking a retard to do advanced calculus

>t. mbti memester

no type is incapable of intimacy. INTJs have tertiary Fi, that makes them more loving than quite a few other types, but they'll only share there intimate feelings to a close few.

Sigh...

not all INTJs are cold robots made flesh, this is a complete meme. Only mentally ill INTJs are that way, successful INTJs are reportedly charismatic and interesting, but with a visionary touch to their air.

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>>36833679
lmao at that pic

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>>36832797
>tfw INTJ-T
Instead of being a fedora, I am a neurotic paranoid autist.

>>36833679
Nah I'm just going by how I am. Maybe I'm not even an intj but that's usually the result I get. I'm also really depressed and shitposting until I pass out to make another day go by faster.
Besides mbti is a meme anyways. Almost as meme as your spacing.

>>36833758
>Maybe I'm not even an intj but that's usually the result I get

Are you referring the 16personalities.com MBTI test?

In that case, you're almost certainly not an INTJ, the test tells you the stereotypes you follow but not, but doesn't investigate your actual cognitive processes, which is the whole point of the Jung's original work that Myer's briggs bastardised. If you're depressed, socially inactive or have any other social/mental ailment (i.e anything typical of a robot) then you're much more likely to be mistyped by the test anyway because the test is designed with a fully functional healthy person in mind, I kept getting INTP/INTJ during High School where I felt socially isolated, but it wasn't until I graduated university and started making friends did the 16personalities test start returning my true type, which was ENFP. I too could relate to feeling like a cold outcast who only wanted to program and do maths.

The most accurate way to deduce your type is to become educated in cognitive processes and then introspect and read until you find a shoe that fits.

Intjs are neato
You guys can be a bit too fedora sometimes though
Any other intps itt?

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>>36834017
that's way more fedora than I care.

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>>36832797
I always get INTJ on the tests but I'm a failure so I have my doubts, all INTJ examples are like entepreneurs or politicians

INTP-A reporting in

ask literally god anything

intj is literally normie: the personality type

istp is the real wizard type

ISFP-T Ennearam 4 male

why are there hardly any of us on r9k?

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Life is suffering as an INTJ

I don't know if I'm INFP or INTJ. I mean, year ago I was sure I was INFP, but now I started to develop more INTJ features.

>>36835773
Its not concrete because this test is mostly bullshit and can't be taken seriously
t. fellow INxx, I also seem to be on the fence with the T-F and J-P spectrums

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>>36832797
INFP reporting in, and well it ain't so bad lads. It's like the feels make me real.

>>36835773
What is the most reoccurring "profound" question that pops into you're mind.

>>36835996
>where the fuck is my beer?

>>36836026
How do you deal with insecurities?

>>36836052
Alcohol.
Origamoro

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I've got INTJ consistently for as long as I can remember, until yesterday. I now test out as INFJ. I think I'm better off.

>>36835929
>pic
For some reason Im expecting a brandname logo to fade in with a cheesey jingle at the end as pepe smiles at the viewer

>>36836026
>>36836064
My kinda dude 3bh

>>36836064
After a long and tiresome analysis of your personality I've come to a rather obvious and yet intriguing conclusion. Your type is ALOH or "alcoholic". Probably leaning towards infp. Developing any other function behaviors is probably an indicator that you may be going through a tough time and need to resort to the less used functions (shadow functions) as a last resort solution to whatever problem you may be dealing with. MBTI isn't very accurate so be sure to do some self introspective searching after understanding how the jungian functions work.

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INTJ reporting. We aren't anything special and the vast majority of us won't amount to anything. You gotta be really smart and have just enough social skills to even make use or being an INTJ. Crappy wagecucks like me aren't getting anywhere despite being an INTJ.

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>>36836203
of being* I'm a testament to the INTJ condition.

Any INFPs wanna fuqq desu orig

>>36836214
They say don't put your dick in crazy. Putting your dick in hypersensitive cry about everything mopey shut in is also a bad idea.

>>36836232
I'm an INFP too that's why I'm asking

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>>36836203
>>36836213
I think you just need to lighten up. Life isn't worth amounting to anything anyways. Take it easy on yourself.

>>36836232
B-b-but I need dick too :(

>>36836237
I know.
Origiganigga

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>>36836232
>infps are by default hypersensitive cry about everything mopey shut in's

best way to live life imo

>>36836237
That seems like a recipe for a tumultuous relationship......

>>36836239
Thanks anon. I"m seeing a therapist hoping to get the ball rolling. I'm not out to become super rich but I would like to feel like I at least tried.

>>36836278
LOL! Ok it might be for you but living with one holy shit. My mom is INFP and my dad has Huntingtons fucking lovely combo right there.

>>36836254
I'd bang you but I don't want to bang someone like my mom. As sweet as she is good fucking lord is she emotional.

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>>36836279
If you need some motivation you should listen to some of Jordan Petersons lectures to get /sorted/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7E_4c_s9y8

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INFJ seeking yankee-hatin', boot-wearin', book readin', thiccer than hell GF

>>36836312
Half way through the vid. Holy shit that looking down the rabbit hole and cascading effect was so me at one point. I'll take notes and talk with my therapist about it. Thanks anon.

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ISTP BESTP

>>36836398
He's a top tier lecturer, be sure to listen to one of Joe Rogans podcast with this professor. His insights on psychology have been a huge help on realizing my over all need to continue down a path of self improvement.

>>36836292
I actually appear incredibly stoic and laidback because every form of emotion hurts so I silence it all to the best of my ability also you don't have to worry about me being like your mom because ima boy

Am i still considered an INTJ if i learned how to be social with people?

>>36836347
>yankee hatin'
Oh no what are you gonna do? "Secede" at us again?

>>36836504
A tamed/trained aspie is still an aspie

INFJ who mistypes as ENTP, INTP, and INTJ reporting in. ask me whatever you want

>>36836530
>A tamed/trained aspie is still an aspie
ok good
still part of the INTJ master race

INTP here to derail the thread.
>insert nihilism or pseudoscience here
If you don't understand this, you're a brainlet ISTP

>>36836710
>if you're not an N you're a brainlet
Let me guess, you're smart but lazy?

>>36836766
No, STJs are notoriously industrious and somewhat intelligent and often succeed in the applied sciences and management fields, ISTPs, unless trained, are just like little monkeys.

About 99.9% of the nigger population are xSxPs.

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>>36836820
And? 100% of INTPs are lazy "dude weed" redditors who do absolutely nothing with their life and occupy their mind with useless, or pseudointellectual thoughts- most likely about how much they love atheism.

>>36836930
>dude weed lmao + debate me brooooooooo

vs

>OUIT WAT DAFUCK U LOOKIN AT WHITEBOI?!

Hmmmmm

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>>36836930
What's wrong with being smart and lazy? Doesn't fit into your personal value system so it's something bad? Are you a nigger or something?

>>36832797
Its funny.

Im an INFP and the first time I saw this I really didnt think that the wojak given in the INFP slot did a good job of describing my feels. But as I get older the more and more I find myself relating to that image.

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>>36836988
>dude, i know i'm 30 years old and have accomplished nothing in my life, but like i'm not even trying XD

Nobody likes lazy people. Nobody likes lazy people who think they are smart. And anyone who tells other people they are "smart" is most likely not as intelligent as they think they are.

>>36836966
>>36837018
>are you a nigger?
Well, niggers are well-known for being the laziest people in the world who leech of welfare. You'd know

ENTJ
It's a bad kind of feel

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>>36837099
there's a difference between being lazy and unproductive and being active and still unproductive

of course to an ISTP this obvious detail would fall on a deaf mind.

INTJ here. Been getting INTJ as a result for years. How much longer until I'm rich?

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>>36837099
So it's just a personal whine then.
>I don't like it
Combined with a very roastie appeal to popularity. You're being pretty silly, especially since you clearly don't understand the INTP "laziness". It's a lack of motivation and drive, having no direction, not an unwillingness to work, or lack of work ethics.
"Being smart" is just being above the general retardation of the populace. Doesn't exactly take much to rise above them. If anything, it's not being smart, but people in general being stupid.

>do16personalities test couple of times
>istp Everytime
>do keirsey Jung test
>esfp

Both descriptions fit me quite well.
I'm 9/10 ISTP when I do a week sorber and ESFP when I'm totally wrecked on drugs
life is hell

>>36837140
Bragging about being smart is hardly better than bragging about anything else genetic or otherwise out of your control
Bragging about being smart and lazy is like that while also not having anything to show for it
By the average persons perspective you're claiming you're superior while clearly being unable to back that claim up and is usdually taken as an insult(im shitty but still better than you), its going to piss people off.

>ENTP
>Extroverted enough to crave social interaction
>Not emotionally developed enough to understand and truly form a bond with people
>You'll always just been known as that weird guy or as a funny novelty at best.

>Autistic enough to understand some robot feels and feel estranged from people
>Not autistic enough to truly understand all the feels that robots go through
>You'll always be seen as just another normie

ENTP is awful. You'll never exactly be alone but you'll never truly belong anywhere either. Both true robots and normies will despise you and, being able to see and understand both sides, if not belong to them, you'll always know exactly what you're missing out on.

>>36837245
>by the average person
>it's going to piss people off
Tell me honestly, are you female? Raised by single mother? You've got that so very feminine conformist attitude to things, like the average person's thoughts had any bearing on the robot INTP.

>>36832813
reporting in
ogog

>>36837247
Trying to fit in with robots is a dumb fucking idea. Pure cancer. Better be seen as a normie and try to fit in with society, forget about /r9k/

>>36837267
Hey man Im just trying to tell you why the other anons always shit on anyone who spouts the "lazy but smart xd" meme
Also not an argument

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>>36837177
>INTP "laziness". It's a lack of motivation and drive, having no direction, not an unwillingness to work, or lack of work ethics.
You can say that about virtually anyone. ISTPs suffer from the same thing from what I understand, to which the solution is "just get out and do things, man." Any late-teen reaching their mini-nihilist stage is the same considering all sub-20 can lack direction. Anyone with some form of depression can feel the same.

>smart is just being above average
That's subjective. "Smart" means different things to different people: knowledge vs intelligence, above avg IQ vs 135+ IQ, etc.

>>36837247
Meh, as an ENTP I kinda went from turbo robot to cyborg as I grew up

Nursery school: Weird and loud but kids were too silly to care

Primary school: Uncool, spent too much time playing chess, reading and playing pokemon to be accepted by most people

Secondary school: Complete outcast, feeling extremely isolated, recreational drug abuse, getting in fights every other day, everyone just seems so fucking stupid, extremely paranoid and generally mentally unwell, refused to shower most days because I believed that an aliens had put an acid base inside the shower head, skipped most meals and seriously considered a school massacre, tried suicide twice but just ended up with horrible neck scars. Still read a ton though.

Sixth Form: Make friends for the first time since primary school, learned how to talk to people properly and for some reason everyone thinks I'm kind of funny. Start studying really hard and putting myself to use. It's about this time I realised that I wasn't the smartest person in the world, and that people I spoke to everyday were literal geniuses.

Uni: Same as sixth form but finally got a bf, still feel kind of isolated from everyone else but atleast I enjoy talking to people now.

It gets better, as an ENTP you can learn to be sociable, it takes practice and knowledge.

>>36837330
Nobody asked for other people's explanations for it. I specifically asked for yours, so why are you pushing this now? Damage control?
>not an argument
This statement is utterly pointless in this context and putting it out there when no fallacy, or attempt at argumentation was made, makes you look like an underage tryhard sperg, or just plain stupid. Why point out something so obvious? Do you think there's some merit to it?

>tested my personality a couple of months ago
>INTJ
>"well, this isn't so bad", I persuaded myself
>took same test again recently
>INTP
>extremely glad I'm not a fucking INTJ

In my eyes, we're both losers but at least we INTPs are not assholes about it.

>>36837381
Im not >>36837099
I just get the impression you don't really understand why it bothers people so much
>Do you think there's some merit to it?
Its a meme you dip chill

>>36837345
ISTP stereotypically have the wtf years, yes, but INTP, atleast on /r9k/ have it far worse in general. Just drifting from shallow interest to another, daydreaming life away, with nothing tangible in the world to work for. Nothing truly interesting that's not escapism. Just going out there and doing shit doesn't work. It doesn't give any sort of real direction, it's just running away from depression and suicide in the vain hope that there's something interesting and worth working for out there.
>That's subjective
Yeah, frankly, I have a tendency to put the average person down instead of calling myself smart. I form the baseline out of myself and think harshly of anyone unable to even reach this pitiful, simplistic level.

>>36837441
I do get why it bothers people, I'm just interested in poking anon and finding out what she thinks of it, or if she can formulate any serious, intelligent reply. It's like throwing shit on a wall and seeing what sticks.

Why is INTJ the best?
And why is it also the worst?

>>36837247
That's weird as an entp I get the exact opposite of what you said, except the never belonging somewhere but I embrace it, it helps me move forward in life.

> being able to see and understand both sides, if not belong to them, you'll always know exactly what you're missing out on.

Understanding both sides is when the magic happens, its a superpower, it enables you to predict their actions, you adapt to their environments and use it to your benefit.

Life is a lot easier when you know the rules to the game but also know you don't have to follow them.

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>>36837247
this would be insulting if it weren't true

>>36837496
1. Aspie brains
2. Aspie heart

>>36837361
>It gets better, as an ENTP you can learn to be sociable, it takes practice and knowledge.
So much this, it also adds too itself, the older you get the more you learn the more connections it makes to older ideas/memories forming newer ideas, same happens with how you adapt to new situations and your ability to read people, you get better at it, much better at it. I call it being wise.

I'm 30 now, was a late bloomer, wasn't til 25 that I started to get my shit together
Spending my early 20s as a nerd reading evolutionary psychology/sociology etc paid off in the social game in my late 20s.
I'm looking forward too what I'll be like by middle age.

>>36837247
>>36837528
I'm gonna guess and say you'll are quite young and still in the entp larval stage, the insecure thoughts haven't been put out yet, I would suggest focusing on your body, make it healthy, fit, confidence with start to grow from there,

INTJs, how do you cope with plebs pooring adulation over things which are shit

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>>36836624
>an Ni dom is an enigma to themselves
Where have I heard this before?

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>>36832797
>>36832813
No, this is an ENTP thread now.
Fuck you, you insufferable introverted cunts. Fucking kill yourselves you worthless lying piece of shit shut-in excuses of human organs.

>>36837194
Does Ti or Fi fit you better? How much do you use your Se compared to them?

Probably all I can say to narrow down figuring it out.

>>36838422
ENTP-T master race

>>36833495
sauce? I am curious what the INTP/Ne version of this snippet has to say

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>>36838453
Here you go, although I don't have the full version if it exists.

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>>36838447
We are the true outcasts nobody wants to admit they exist here on this board. Let's kill all of those introverted cunts.

>>36838477
thanks brother

real debbie downer robot logic android INTP here

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>>36838422
>>36838447
>>36838488
If only there was a way to depict what it feels like to be an entp.

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>>36838644
Feels kind of like this
origami comment

>>36837496
I once said to an INTJ friend that when I first met him I thought he was arrogant, he then proceeded to question the meaning of arrogance, said I didn't understand what it meant and proceeded to search the web for his exact definition til he found it and proved me wrong.

He didn't see the arrogance in any of that, I laughed at him for a good 5 minutes.

>>36838909
Don't be so harsh on the INTJ. They're really insecure under the surface.

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Would an INTJ INTJ relationship work ?

>>36838975
He's since said to me that having people laugh at him for his opinions has made him change his mind on some things, he's not a very smart INTJ though.

I've got 2 other INTJ friends that are more open minded and smarter, we've had interesting conversations for days.

>>36839106
An INTx that's not intelligent is quite a sad thing, really.

How does ISTJ even work when you're not clever enough to do things well and not motivated enough to get off your dick
I saw some thing about a loop that sounded about right but there wasn't actually a solution in the explanation unless I missed it
Am I just doomed to hate myself more and more until I starve because my autism forgot to put in time for eating in my schedule of doing nothing

>>36839149
Indeed, also it's scary how many people I've met now that have certain "tricks" to look smart that might look smart to your average person, but you see through it, I can't help but sit back an admire their effort.

>>36839715
What kind of tricks are you talking about?

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Does ISTP means I'm not even autistic, just plain boring and uninteresting enough for people to not bother with friendship?

>>36840173
No, you're that AND autistic.

>>36839900
Every logical fallacy used in real time basically.

Like pretending to know a lot about a subject when in reality it comes across like they read one article in a news paper. if you question a fact they present, they say they have friends in the industry and it's information you don't know.

I've found it's much better to go along with people like this, calling them out on BS only makes them angry and defensive.
I've had a better time feeding them more wrong facts on the subject and agreeing with them than I have in pointless arguments.

>>36838447
>T AKA Turbulent
If you're an ENTP and not -A Assertive then you're not an ENTP

>>36840403
Oh, yeah. I just tend to put on a shitty poker face and change the subject if someone acts like that. Anyone dumb or unaware enough to try to push that shit is probably going to get angry when challenged and angering people goes against the sociable act I put on in front of people.

Fuck you ENTP master race

>>36832797
ISTJ here, what does that make me?

>>36832797
reporting in
haven't been here in a while
what's with all the normals and "fembots" on?

>>36840577
cool
origami comment