>tfw you're not much better then Chris Chan

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>>36832757
> doxed self multiple times
> collection of clown shirts
> catfished by trolls multiple times
> went tranny
> criminal records
> burned house down

Do you hold any of those records?

>>36832757
>non-passing 35yo obese autistic tranny with a criminal record who lives with his mom

Are you sure, bud?

>>36832757
Nah, Chris is much worse. You have to be extremely fucked up to be even close.

There has probably never existed a sadder, pathetic, sorriest excuse of a human being than Chris Chan, so I doubt you're anywhere close.

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>Own a female fursuit
>Done videos in those fursuits
>Not only crossdressed in public, but masturbated in public on camera whilst crossdressing
>Had sex with old/fat crossdressers on video
>Have extremely degenerate ERP every friday and saturday
>NEET
>Voted Hillary

Thankfully all of this stuff is private.

He's autistic so he has an excuse for all that.

He's is internet famous. People are obsessed with him. They care if he dies. He made a comic that ppl actually like. He's entertaining.

What is your excuse and what have you done? Would ppl care if you died? If Chris died this place would be on fire.

>tfw Chris chan can drive and you can't

Yep. I'm killing myself.

>>36834077
Knowing even Chris can drive should give you a confidence booster. I didn't think I could get my license either.

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>tfw you will never be /b/ and ED's pet retard

>there will never be an entire wiki devoted to your myriad failures as a human being

It feels good knowing that there are depths to which I will never sink

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>>36834002
Read all that and was okay until
>Voted Hillary

>>36833585

>led on by girls irl and online
>fell for the trap meme (on the giving end, not receiving)
>alcoholic
>know parents are ashamed of me but don't tell me
>I'm a grown man and other people still make fun of me all the time
>beta as fuck
>been used so many times by girls almost as much as CWC

I'm basically CWC except I'm actually good at art, and also I respect other people/try to help others more even though I'm bitter as fuck toward normies. I'm a better person than him but I am only barely less of a loser, and I'm not even autistic.

>>36834731

Does anyone else feel like they might become friends with those people if they were in his situation? If I was in his situation I might just use the trolls for conversation desu.

>>36832757
>first I bang the drum, then I bang your mum.

>>36835382
Except Chris isn't actually aware they are trolls.

>>36832757
have you drank your own semen mixed in with soda?