How do you deal with the limited amount of titcows in the world?
It's come to a point where I genuinely don't feel anything if the girl isn't a titcow. Seems every titcow has a lineup x10 when compared to a normal girl or god forbid a chestlet. Is it even possible to be a titcow while also being anything but a huge whore? I'm not even a purityfag but I generally don't get along with sexually liberated girls on much more than just "your pussy is loose as fuck". Lying to myself and settling for a chestlet feels wrong, though. Do pure titcows exist?
I want one titcow gf, please.
>>36830092
one of my b(r)est friends is a titcow
we've casually fucked every now and then throughout the last 3 years while she was dating some other dude
Her new boyfriend looks like a bootleg copy of me lmao
Titcows are only good when they're 2D.
In real life it's all about that C cup.
>>36830504
I dunno man, it doesn't matter so much in terms of cup size for me. More like if her tits fit well for her frame. As in, as long as she isn't a fat fuck.
>>36830092
>Do pure titcows exist?
H-hi. I'm a KHV titcow.
>>36830579
bait
what proof do you have that you are one?
>>36830579
What's your story? Are you actively saving yourself? Huge boobs seem like such an insane draw to everyone from the pasty nerd to the king of chads, everyone is willing to get with a tittycow in some form of relationship atleast it seems to me.
>>36830607
You just want to see my boobs.
>>36830623
Combination of being antisocial/shy, not caring enough to seek out men and wanting to save myself. I don't think being a titcow is that big of a draw. I do notice people looking though, it's not subtle.
>>36830766
Sorry. I should have phrased that a little better. It's just frustrating when I can't even get a gf, let alone one woman that suits my tastes and interests.
>>36830766
That's cool. Makes sense. You're the type I'd be happy to run into one day anon. Please make a guy very happy with those big ol titties.
>>36830766
Sounds like you at least have a good head on your tits. Just don't end up never finding someone. That immediately said, don't settle for someone who doesn't click with you because they said you were hot.
>>36830092
What do you think ghostmilk tastes like?
>>36830979
Like sugar, spice and broken dreams.
>>36831027
Broken dreams is all I can think of. I can't even aspire to get a titcow gf.
I'm so unhappy.
>>36831060
Titcow gfs won't magically make you happy, nor will any bust size gf for that matter. How are you going to treat your woman right if you can't even treat yourself right anon? Love yourself.
>>36831112
That brings me to tears. Thank you, anon. I would like to find a virtuous woman.
>>36831060
Dude get a normal gf. Then guide her into lactation and ways to increase sizd. Knock her up and you'll see permanent improvements.
>>36831165
We all want to find a special somebody anon. But sometimes you gotta find yourself first, or you might lose even more than you bargained for if your relations don't work out.
>>36830464
>tfw the girl you been fuckin thinks she's not good enough for you but still wants you so she subconsciously finds an early beta just upped the team to 2 devs version of you
good feel
>>36830092
>Gf is 32 B
Not sure how much feel about this, I like it but I don't
>>36830092
I did We where 14 and she was a slut.
They get un ending attention but who cares those tits where fun.
No joke looked like this.
>>36831264
I am very confused at your internal struggle. What do you mean, can you explain a little further, friend?
>>36830579
Can you be my gf pls.
How big are they?
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>>36831363
Fuck your autistic thirsty ass out of my titcow discussion thread you bottom feeder piece of shit. I hope you get catfished and raped by a ripped 7 foot black motherfucker.
>>36831392
No you are the atismo anon.
We all deserve tit cows for GF.
>>36831420
Go fuck yourself with a rusty crowbar you dumbass namefag.
>>36831337
Can't tell if I like her no tiddies or not
On one hand they're cute and go with her body and face but on the other they're not big
I don't know if I'd like tig ol biddies on her though
>>36831445
Thats a tool roasti you dont use tools as sex toys.
>I post on /k/ I have a dragon dildo.
My life is a meme.
>>36831455
...Damn, I didn't expect to have feels like this. I also wonder this about my future gf. If her boobs are going to suit her frame or not.
Here's an old bra order for some proof I guess. It's from 2014 so my cup is different now.
>>36830810
Have patience anon. What kind of gf do you want, ideally?
>>36830813
>>36830876
Thank you anons, you're both very kind. I'll be giving the good milkies to someone someday.
>>36831392
Why are you getting so mad? I make my posts for laughs. Plus us robots should want the best for each other.
>>36831546
Don't over think it man, they tend to fit the rest of their bodies so I think you're less likely to find a girl who's frame doesn't fit her boobs
What defines "fitting her frame" in your mind though?
>>36831634
I bet those G cups are real good for some suckling and massaging. That bra is expensive as fuck though.
>>36831634
I guess I want someone I can be comfortable and chill with. Someone that doesn't mind my flaws and is very kind, maybe too kind to me. I'd like to be able to talk with and doesn't mind somewhat awkward pauses when I can't think of things to talk about. I generally like video games, anime and manga but recently I got obsessed about Les Miserables so that made me a little nuts again.
I'm not very good with people yelling at me.. But I deal with it the best I can by putting on a mask of apathy about it. I wish I wasn't alone. That I didn't have problems forming normal relationships. I feel like I've lost the ability to make friends and keep them.
>>36831766
I think my standard has been ruined by viewing porn but like, if she has a curvy ass body, she should also have the boobs to go with it to boot.
>>36831363I'm already another robot's gf though.There are plenty of big titty American girls you could make your gf. You can do it anon!
>>36831860
They're H cups now actually. Once you're over D cups bras do get very pricey and the designs aren't as cute. That bra specifically I only wore once too because it had padding in it. I don't know why anyone would buy a padded bra let alone if you're already a titcow.
>>36831885
Have you tried making some friends or finding a gf online anon? There are a lot of other people on this board that feel the same way that you do, even some girls. Or just 4chan in general. I find that I can't form normal relationships irl either because I don't feel as comfortable irl as I do online.
>>36830092
>How do you deal with the limited amount of titcows in the world?
By realizing that even normal healthy sociable men with good incomes can't have them because half of them are getting railed by stars and the other have get reductions.
>>36832687
This...there are no women where I live.
>>36832660
>im a pure KHV
>i have a bf though
>>36833819
He doesn't live near me so I'm a khv until then.
>>36830092
I've simply made myself as attractive as possible. I'll keep searching until I find a girl with huge breasts or one that's willing to increase her size. I'm a 9/10 with a massive dick. The only thing I could do now is get rich, but I don't really have the motivation for that
>>36832687
>and the other have get reductions
>women live life on such easy mode that they can actually make themselves less attractive and still have their pick of mates
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>tfw qt thicc titcow long dist gf lives 14 hours ahead of me
>>36832660
>>36833889
did I just find my long dist gf in the titcow discussion thread?
>>36834583
Where are you from and where is she from?
>>36830766
>>36830579
Until I see tits and a time stamp I'm not going to regard you as a titcow khv but a trolling anon and such won't treat you any differently at all, you attention and kindness hungry whore
What part of the male body most closely approximates cowtits in feel
>>36834794
I know for instance that part under the tongue is how vaginas feel.
>>36834833
you're right. just tried it. It's quite similar.
How do I get a gf with humongous titties
New York... I just want to be pure and cuddly
>>36836338
>new york
im near there
p-please be my gf!we can spend all day cuddling
>>36830092
I don't remember her being a touhou character, which work is she from?
>>36832660
>KHV
>has a bf
Something doesn't add up here.
>>36832660
Yeah, I have been trying to find a gf online. I havent found anyone yet. I'm not really sure where to find these people who want to be friends or kinds of girls that's feel the same way. How do you find them?
>>36836338
do you have kik femanon? pure titcows are love