/britfeel/

>>36825723
Stop raping children please. Your only industry is molestation.

>>36825766
Stop reading the express

contemplating wearing my buttplug to work tomorrow to deal with the crushing boredom but worried I'll randomly have an orgasm and ejacluate in my pants

>>36825766
>taking bait seriously

back to plebbit with you

>>36825845
Definitely Haram

>>36825738
moving to germany to live with my gf in a month lads, will you still let me post on here?

Where I can find a qt twink to fuck?

just got back from spoons

>with 3 normies who wouldnt get off their phones
>one started chatting up two girls, introduces one as a girl who sucked his dick once
>loads of talk about tinder and snapchat
>after a few drinks they decide to go and pick up some girls they were texting in their car
>i decide to go home

just not cut out for this normie shit

>>36825916
iktf lad, maybe it's because I recently got out of a relationship and the last thing I want is another girl to tie me down but hearing about 'LADS LADS LETS PULL' and all this Tinder talk really makes me cringe

>>36825914
Right here desu
origianl

>>36825892
Is your name Stuart?

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>>36825738
>tfw subtly editing the wikipedia articles of American towns with under 300 people
Feeling a bit cheeky tonight lads.

>>36825914
>Where I can find a qt twink to fuck?
>>>/lgbt/

>>36825962
M A D
A
D A L

tell me your dreams lads

>>36825892
>Moving to Germany to live with my girlfriend

I have done this exact thing. In Germany right now.

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>>36825990
Someone stop me!

>>36825951
no lad

>>36826003
whats it like? and what part of germany are you in lad

>>36826000
Last night I had a dream I could talk to my dog

>>36826047
I'm in Augsburg in Bavaria

It's great. I really like living here. Everything is cheap and good. Especially the beer.

Been out since 4pm, so missed the entire last thread, anything interesting happen?

Do you ever dance with dust of your ancestors that flies in the air after your farther kicks your wall because you're a neet?

>woke up 10 minutes ago
>already bored

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>some britfeeler is shooting their delicious goo in a tissue to go to waste instead of your mouth

>>36826064
nice to hear man, im shitting my self a bit since i dont know anyone over there besides my gf and i've heard some horror stories about how british people get treated over there etc

do you speak german? i've been trying (and failing) to learn the basics for a little while now just so i can at least get by over there

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Britfeel is being ruined from many side there are two regulars on here who probably are robots who are against waifu and silly fun image shit posting
almost all image posting
this 4chan it is an image board
I do not understand these trolls reasons they probability dont themselves they are clumps we all are but they are ruining this thread
Please just nice post and honest post dont troll you are killing /britfeel/
so tell me about cum cat do you feel good about getting them a ban ?
Have they looked at your contradictory bait posts ?

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>walk into your house
>see this

what do?

>>36826059
You mean you dreamt he could understand you? Because you can talk to him anyways like.

>>36826139
Nope, hardly speak any. I work online so it isn't really necessary. Everyone I know here speaks English. Most educated young people do.

I've been here a year and everyone I've met has been absolutely lovely to me, except once a guy serving in a post office was a bit of a dick. But that's literally it.

What part are you going to?

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>>36826138
Cum is really gross. Horrible texture, terrible smell and taste, even looks unpleasant. You don't want it.

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Rewatching Peep Show so made this

also rolling.

>>36826198
There's no way I would ever consent to be on that show.

>>36826184

I don't think there is any real recent upsurge in trolling/shitposting

It's always had shitposters and trolls to a small extent

>>36826198
ask them why they are in my house

>>36826229
Rollanirito

>>36826229
tough Iuck there lad

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>>36826224
I know i've tried it myself but you lose horniness after ejaculating yourself so it feels awkward. pre-cum is nice though

>>36826229

roll for elana or cally

Accidentally said "mummy I want cummies" to my mother tonight

Mortified

>>36826219
i see, well that settles the nerves a bit i suppose. i'm going to frankfurt

>>36826321
In what possible context did you say that you hypersperg?

>>36826229
pls big suze PLS

>>36826229

>tfw dobbie will never rub her arse on your trousers till you cum your pants

Why live? isy suttie is a goddess...

Daily reminder that jobcentre staff are actually nice people they just get a financial bonus whenever they sanction someone or get them to stop claiming

>>36826321
what did she say?

tell us the story lad.

i watch quite a lot of mum and son porn but it would be way too weird and disturbing to do anything of the sort with my own

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>>36826264
its not so much the shitposting and trolling that bothers me
its that the trolls are getting the shit posters bans
they moan about waifus and troll and it aint good for this thread
i am happy for people to troll a bit and shitpost to there haert s content wish I could
pic not realted
I really feel taht there at least two posters who are psuhing an agenda that is ruining britfeel
Will the truth about Cum Cat ever be known
I have never posted a Cum Cat

>>36826229
kill me now jesus

>>36826325
Frankfurt is really nice, you'll love it mate. Enjoy!

I like Graham Norton desu

>>36826367
>>36826378
She said I couldn't have another chocolate mousse and I was pleading with her, and while I was begging it just came out.

Put my hand over my mouth and she said "DAVID!"

Ran into my room and haven't left since.

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Milk Cat 35

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>>36826375
Is that you Rachel? I told you it wasn't my fault I missed that interview, the bus didn't show up you fucking whore

fuck me, every fucking time it's such a mess to clean up, sometimes I wish I could only let out a dribble like some people apparently do

I always cum into a load of toilet roll, and every time it gets saturated to the point of dripping, and just now it slipped out of my hand on the way to flush it down the loo like a wet bar of soap

it would be alright if I were shooting it up some girls fanny where it could disappear

>>36826436
Did you get sanctioned?

>>36826458
You're lucky that you are a really heavy cummer. It's a big bonus in gay circles

>>36826423
Your GBP are dwindling something fierce right now Davo

>>36826458
Beta male oregano

>>36826458
want a tounge to help you claen that up anytime let me know
you give me the horn

>>36826423
>>36826423
This is why you should never have stepped down after the Brexit vote.

>>36826229
>no johnson
fuck this

>>36826458
How often do you wank? I don't cum much because I wank 2-3 times a day but if I ever got 3 days or so without a wank I cum buckets

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Anybody got any youtube taht are good tunes or fun laughs feeling a bit on the edge too mauch alchol and caffine need a laugh

>>36826538
johnson is the unattainable, the love interest par excellence that can only be interacted with symbolically through his gear stick

Doing my part to derail trap/fag threads lads.

>>36826501
>calling someone beta on brit feel

wew lad

>>36826554
at least once a day, usually about 3 and they're always like that.

only time it's not an explosive mess is if I'm in a right mood and knock a few nuts out one after another

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>>36826611
You post has zero relevance to robotics

>>36826538
Trying to keep it realistic mate. None of us could bag Johnson

>>36826667
I dont understand this. I dont understand.

How can I gain a lot of weight quickly?

>>36826686
take mine, I've been wanting to get rid of it anyway

>>36826686
Drink a shit load of fizzy drink and eat kebabs.

>>36826686
someone i knew from school was too underweight to join the army so he eat a big mac everyday

SHIT, did you see that?

>>36826503
wew lad isn't that a tad homo?

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>>36826795
Sorry I hungry

Local church been set on fire lads, wonder if it was muzzies

>>36826848
probably pikeys getting the lead off the roof

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>>36826848
Might of been this thing

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>>36826880
kek I made a joke about Varg to my mate about it

talking to a qt. dont know what to say to her because she doesn't do anything. her only interest is going the gym

what is this life

>>36826890
Wheres that is that a English church is it recnet

>>36826993
looks like a shitty catholic church lad so i wouldn't worry yourself

how do you spergs handle going to the barber?
i just sit down and say 'short back and sides, cut on top'

>>36827287
wow, you actually waste your money going to the barber?

literally just get a clipper set and do it yourself

>>36827287
>how do you spergs handle going to the barber?
mummy cuts my hair. I'm 30.

>>36827287
My barber has some pretty cool stories so I enjoy it. He's a turkish lad who got sent here after his dad got into some legal trouble with the mafia over there. He showed me videos of him riding quads around his dads mansion but he's not sure his dad is alive anymore, he got sent here to hide under the guise of a lowly barbershop owner

>>36827317
why would he tell you this if its true?

>>36827287
I just go there and block it out. They usually take the piss out of me but it happens so often everywhere I go I'm just desensitized now.

Good part is they do good cuts so I get insulted less for a while after . I think it's because the haircut throws off the sperg detector everyone else seems to have and allows me to fly under the radar, at least for a time.

Any lads attempted a food challenge? Watching Man V Food on the Food Network and feeling inspired.

I feel pretty confident I could do this one:
http://www.foodchallenges.com/challenges/meatliquors-triple-chilli-challenge-leeds-england-uk/

Jalapeno covered burger, fries and hotdog. Ten minute limit. 25 bong if you can't hack it. Free if you do.

>>36827416
I've been seeing him for a good 3-4 years so I'd consider us relatively close, then again I don't know if he's bullshitting or not but he has videos of him in a mansion fucking around with sports cars and quadbikes so I'm not sure why a rich kid would move to northern England to open a barber shop

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>tfw too scared to take my blood test
Do you have any pro tips?
Post waifus.

>>36827463
but how do you actually tell them what you want, i have no idea how to communicate with these people

>>36827529
I just find a pic, put it on my phone and show it to them. It's also good to throw a few keywords at them like if you want a taper or not. Barber pics are the only use I have for my mobile phone.

>>36827514
Imagine it's your waifu taking your blood

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I just found out I've spent 5505 hours at my pc in the last 1 and a half year.

That's 229.375 days.

I'm living the dream lads.

Who /StartingToGetHayfeverSymptoms/ here?

Feels like Satan himself pissed in my eyes every time i wake up

>>36827514
ill take some blood from you, im not a doctor though

>>36825738
Kay gets absolutely terrorised in her comment section now. The subtle trolling that she just wasn't clever enough to understand and replied to was quite funny but now it's just straight up abuse. Definitely not comfy

if dubs i will get laid next saturday night

even with my phimosis

>>36827899
Kek wills it

original

>>36827691

Starting taking antihistamine about six weeks ago Yesterday really was feeling sneezy


>>36827514

Why whats it for get fed up with them as drs say oh no it looks bad hospital says oh thats ok we aint worried about that Luckily now only have two a year Use to one every two weeks

>>36827857
i knew this was going to happen. people are fucking cruel on the internet.

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>>36827899
Hope this happens lad

>>36827899
Well done anon. I hope phimosis doesn't ruin it.

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>>36827857
shes losing it in the comments too

>>36826435
>Milk Cat 35
>35
nice

>>36828009
Paul really has it in for Kay lol. I reckon it's someone Lee knows

>>36828009
that is just fucking embarrassing. she needs to learn how to be professional. im guessing she is autistic.

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>>36827659
17.2k hours, 718 days, over 5 years here. Quit while you still can, because it doesn't get better with time.

>>36827949
Antihistamines can give you ED. I'm serious. I avoid them.

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>>36827899
how bad is your phimosis lad? I'd be beyond scared of doing that because if they tried oral they'd get a hell of a taste. I think wearing a condom would stop it being painful during sex as it wouldn't try retract.

>>36828009
Isn't Paul Tompkins that American comedian?

>>36828157
only goes back slightly when erect, no problems when flacid. had no luck at all with stretching or steroid cream so atm waiting for a date to visit the jews at hospital

>>36828009
Is she a pisshead? She comes across as the type who likes a drink

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>>36827659
>>36828147
should i be worried ladS? it says caution. I have been noticing my hard drive crashing frequently too

>>36828181
thats not bad at all, I couldn't retract at all while flaccid and after months of stretching can just see the top of the head, still nothing when erect, don't get cut desu

>>36828147
Oh, and this includes 1 year of not being used.

No lads attempted a Man Vs Food Challenge? There's got to be some fucking gluttons here who have cast aside their humanity in the pursuit of 'glory'.

>>36828214
http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/answers/id-3195951/reallocated-sectors-count-100-caution.html

I've got your back lad.

>>36828242
Sadly doesn't seem that way mate, maybe all the britfeel night watch lads are hungry skellys. Try posting at peak time.

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>>36828278
looks like its on its way out ;_;

wish I didn't check this now. Might have to make room on my other drive to transfer my shitposting archives

>>36828288
Yeah, I reckon you're right. Will do. Still going to go for it on Monday though I reckon. If nothing else the fact that many of them are free if you succeed should be a major incentive considering how many poorfags there are around.

take out the papers and the trash

>>36828242
>>36828288
tbqh I don't even know what it is. even so I can't eat over 500 calories or something without being absoloutely stuffed

>>36828432
500 calories?
Lad...

>>36828242
Did a couple in America. Finished a burger challenge but failed badly at a pizza one.

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>>36828350
People on /g/ might meme about 3TB drives but I've had this one for about 2 years and I've had zero problems

>>36828432
Usually something like eat a very spicy thing or a huge quantity of food against the clock. If you make it you usually get it free, and a T-shirt or your picture on the wall or something. The one I picked
>>36827488
Is a fairly large amount of food - hotdog, burger and chips - but covered in jalapenos. I did the hottest chili in the world challenge and shrugged it off - the chili guy looked a bit shocked and said
>Well that's not normal
so as far as I'm concerned jalapenos are casual shit.

For comparison, these challenges tend to be shit like eat 12 burgers or a 2 foot hotdog, or 5 wings so hot you have to sign a disclaimer and wear latex gloves.

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>watch a movie
>feel sad
>listen to music
>feel sad
>think of anything at all
>feel sad
who else here /sadlad/?

>>36828552
>read this post
>feel sad

Do I qualify?

>>36828506
>Succeed a burger challenge in the heartland of Freedomia
Impressive. Details of the challenge? Did you just go for it, or train beforehand as competitive eaters do?

>>36827488
I tried the calzone challenge I'm Liverpool. Only got through like a third of it and gave up

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>>36828590
>Details of the challenge?
It was similar to pic related. Just had a shit load of everything, couple of normal burgers, chicken, bacon, egg, cheese. I had already been in the states for a couple of months so I was used to eating a ton of junk everyday but still had to force myself to finish. Felt absolutely wretched the next day.

>>36827899
I have phimosis, granted pretty minor, but why would it affect having sex? It was pretty fine for me

>>36828705
I wouldn't know m8
22yo kv here

>>36828722
If you can wank I imagine you can have sex fine

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>>36828577
>Do I qualify?
yes, you can be part of the sad lad club

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>>36828679
This is probably the most extravagant burger I've devoured and the menu defines it as a challenge but I just hadn't eaten all day so ordered that. A starter as well. Left the chips though. The Chief is similar but nicer because it's hot. Not a patch on yours though m8, bloody hell

>>36828534
Dat filename. 8k hours/3yrs here.

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Chen held up traffic for five hours, drawing a crowd at the bridge - and an impatient Lian finally decided enough was enough.

I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest,' Lian told Xinhua. 'They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals.'

Chen wanted to kill himself because he had 2 million yuan ($294,000) in debt after a failed construction project, Xinhua reported.

Kind of feel like I'm going to die in my sleep. Weird. Goodnight

/r9k/ seems to have the worst music taste out of all the boards I've been to

>>36828940
>2009

such a good year, wish i could go back

>>36828940
>Chen held up traffic for five hours,
to be fair that's an awfully long time.

>>36829047

no ones music taste is worse than /mu/ fact

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>>36829051
>2009

sends shivers down my spine, when I failed my GCSEs and tuned NEET. All downhill since which is funny because I was never up a hill

>>36829047
what music taste do they usually have?

its mostly kids here. teens usually have shit music taste. i know i did as a teen and all my friends.

>>36829093
Only example I could find right now
>>36826127

>>36829085

sorry to hear that my m8, for me 2009 was the peak of my life, i was 19/20 at the time and it all went downhill starting early 2010, id like to think im at rock bottom now but i know i can sink a bit lower

>>36829085
>>36829172
2009 was around the worst time of my life. Dont get me wrong, it's been shit since then, but that was the worst.

Had a dream we went to war with Russia and I was brave and heroic.

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trying to pull sticky sugar off my slipper

I dislike this man more and more

http://news.sky.com/story/fry-being-investigated-for-blasphemy-reports-10866823

>>36829059
also, he pushed him like 15ft onto an inflatable box + all the jumpers on that bridge were govt protesters that never jumped

>>36827857
Serves her right for courting normies

>open toilet bin to put in used tube of cream
>an almighty waft of damp menstruent fills my nostrils
women are fucking disgusting

>>36829575
I once had to unblock the toilet because it was clogged up with tissues covered in menstrual blood.

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>>36829455
>is gay
>complains people don't support his beliefs
>proceeds to insult others beliefs

>>36829849
I used to be a big fan but now I just hope he finally kills himself and gets it over with.

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>weird grinding noises downstairs
>can hear something sliding across the laminate flooring every 10-15 minutes
>too scared to go downstairs to check

I'm a fucking grown man lads, I regret moving out on my own

>>36829989
An animal got it maybe?

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>>36829989
Go and check it out lad I'm intrigued too now, its ok I'll come along as backup

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>>36830017
>>36830149
It seemed to have died down, and I'm still alive so all is well for now

>>36830272

go check anyway laddy, we all want to know, theres fuck all else happening in /britfeel/ at the moment

>>36829989
It's me, I'm coming to get you

>>36830284
I'll have a quick look, good excuse to get a pepsi anyways

>>36830284
Not really a bad thing, it's been a rough few weeks for the thread. Should get some nice chat going.

>>36829172
Same lad, I was the same age back then. I was working my first job, had friends and disposable income, it was the high point of my life.

I want to go back

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Back lads. Couldn't find anything out of the ordinary and I checked every room. Only weird thing was the kitchen door was open and I close it every night. Probably just the wind r-right

>>36830399

lad you are FUCKED, get out of the house now

>>36830399
the shitposts..... they're coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

>>36830399
This sounds like a plot to a horror movie desu lad

RIP

>>36830300
>>36830399
>>36830422
>>36830433

looks like its sexy kev whos in your house

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>>36830422
>>36830433
>>36830438
Forgot to mention the settee in the living room seemed pushed out a bit farther than I usually have it but I may just be remembering wrong. Would explain the thing I heard sliding across the floor though

>>36830452
I can only hope

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>>36830505
>Would explain the thing I heard sliding across the floor though
poltergeist

>>36830505
Sounds haunted. How old is your house?

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>>36830594
I watched that movie last night actually
>>36830654
It's quite modern, I only moved in a few months ago and this is a first. I don't really believe in ghosts but this isn't the first spoopy experience I've had

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>>36825738
Early morning edition


Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36830692
someone might be squatting in your house, its not unknown. Does food go missing?


>been awake for 6hours
>done nothing
about to start a movie I think at last...

I just thought I heard something lads?

Sounded a bit like the sound ZERO VOTES ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT makes

>>36830723
What are the choices lad?
Started watching Inherent Vice tonight, then 10 minutes in I realised I'd already seen it but just forgot about it so turned it off.

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>>36830723
>someone might be squatting in your house

That's a bit of a spooky thought, I did lose a set of keys about a week ago and I have a pretty comfy shed outside someone could squat in. I'm not sleeping tonight, thanks lad

>>36830854
>I did lose a set of keys about a week ago
Jesus Christ this story keeps getting worse.

>>36830779
Hannibal I think, I watched silence of the lambs yesterday so it makes sense.

Good night lads

orgi

>>36830933
ahh its the weaker of the lot but worth a shot.

>>36826617
I'm only here ironically

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>>36831070
I'm here to laugh at Britbongs

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>>36831146
I guarantee your country is worse than ours.

>>36831146
Hahaha, those cucks!

>>36830854
Check the shed

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>>36831023
good night lad, sleep well x

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Belfast fag here.
Just got fired from the gay bar I worked in for 2 years for lifting from the till. So now I've no job or money.

On the bright side my rents paid for this month

What do?

>>36831421
That's shit lad but I've been there. Just lie in your next job interveiw.

>tfw erection problems at 26 years old
Not like I was ever going to use it anyway

>>36831468
Got to go to a meeting with the general manager about how much money I need to pay back. Which will be tough as I'm skint.

Asking everyone I know about jobs going and going out Monday to throw CVs at bars in the hope I catch something for short term stuff

>>36831564
How much did you take in total?

>>36831609
Don't know, was charging people for coke and Pepsi with their drink and not ringing it through the till. Maybe 200-300. Looks like my trusty ps4 is going on gumtree

Watching supernatural again lads. That is how bored I am.

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>tfw the last one awake and its pretty much morning

>>36832522
I'm with you, lad
ori gin al

>calorie average for 211 days went over 900
oink oink piggu

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>>36832522
their is still some of us awake lad, just nothing worthwhile to post (which is usually the case if I post or not)

>>36832522
>tfw always first one awake.
It's usually around four but today I woke up at half past fucking two and tossed and turned for hours. I just gave up and browsed 4Chan. What a great use of my life.

time to climb into bed as silently as I can

gn leds x

>birds nest above my window
>bird chirping so load I can't sleep
Plz birdie I don't get many days off let me sleep

>>36833122
>He doesn't wake up before the birds and wake THEM up, having the world to yourself in the comfiest hours of your day.

>>36833169
I'm. Visiting my parents today so I need to get some decent sleep beforehand
Do you have much planned for today

>>36832638
What is it with the Japanese and school girls. It's like the whole nation has a fetis for them

Come on France, elect Le Pen, it'll be a laugh.

Wish these faggot birds outside would stop making noises so I could go to sleep

>>36833517
I don't think they will...yet. I'm worried Europe will go full right in the next 20 or so years though.

>>36833790
If they do, it's only a reaction to having leftism and the EU shoved down their throats for so long.

>>36833227
Friends coming over for some RPGs, I'll do the weekly shop, that's it. Might have some time for a film or two before bed.

>France get's to decide between a globalist banker and a fascist

Why aren't our elections this good?

>>36834134
>fascist

Grow up. Wanting to prevent a million foreign peasants from living in your lands and leeching welfare isn't fascism, it's sensible government.

>>36834134
>fascist
Care to substantiate that?

>>36834178
>>36834199
FN was literally created by ex nazi collaborators.

>>36834231
The British labour party was founded by communists

>>36834231
Democrats was created by slave ownwrs.

>>36834231
Le Pen has purged the party of that element.

>>36834231
>Muh nazis

Who cares

Leaving the wife lads. Had enough of her shit to last me.

30/Divorced/kitchen worker/ready2mingle.

>>36834386
>/kitchen worker

Call yourself an associate chef instead lad

>>36834386
Another marriage broken up by /Goodfellas/. Was it the Augustin tattoo on her back?

When the SNP was formed they wanted to forcefully remove all non Scottish from Scotland.

>Marcon emails leaked
>Media ordered not to report on it
>4chan blocked in France

Hmm...

>>36834473
>tfw all I do is put the veg in the steamer. Trust me lad, associate chief is waaaaayyyy to classy and i dont want to deceive people.
>>36834506
Haha, nah lad. Sick of the bint accusing me.of cheating every 3 breaths.

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>>36834544
Alba go brath!

>>36834565
You're divorced man, deceit is the name of the game

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put the less 10 quid in my betting account on le pen

>>36834606
Brave. What odds you get?

>>36834616
15/2, i'd have just eventually lost it by playing blackjack anyway

>>36834606
are the betting shops open on Sunday?

I missed Brexit and Trump so I want to put a cheeky tenner on Le penn too.

Might vote for Marcon. Then I win either way.

>>36834642
yeah they should be open

Got 7.03 quid on qmee, lads. Living the dream

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The bookie always wins lads

>>36834661
How do I do a bet?

I've never been in a betting shop and all the men in there look working class and scary.

Do I just go up to the counter and ask to put 10 on Le Penn?

>>36834660
Ffs I meant bet on.

>Italy is deciding whether to legalise killing intruders into homes at night.

So when will the UK? Or do I have to offer a burglar a nice cup of tea while he rapes my family?

>>36834719
>do I have to offer a burglar a nice cup of tea while he rapes my family?
Depends what colour he is.

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>>36834689
I put my first ever bet on Joshua to beat Klitschko and won 8 pound.

Me 1 William Hill 0

>large patches of albino white skin on my ballsack
>the hair that grows from them is white

been like this all my life, theres not even any point in trying to get a girl in this state

Watching the Match of the Day repeat

Brilliant display by City

>>36834760
its gonna get to the point where every single britfeel poster has a moni trip, there are so many different ones now

>>36834690
Yes, that's what I did on the Joshua fight. They tried to sign me up to something to increase the odds from 5/2 to 25/1 but I was a big boy and refused their Jewish shenanigans

>>36834690
I'm not sure how you'd bet on that in store but you use betting slips for sports
http://www.tiptime.co.uk/how-to-write-out-a-betting-slip/

I just bet online

>tfw day 4 of 500mg dnp
been in bed 23 hours and sleeping in 3 or so increments totalling 13 a day.

literally just watching my bot in rf online and reading visual novels.

i really should dedicate like 20 mins in the gym to do some curls tho

>>36834813
>tfw day 4 of 500mg dnp
Was considering trying this, how is it?

William Hill Online have 7/1 on Le Penn. Should I just bet on there?

>>36834860
Just go in, you'll be in and out in under 5 minutes, lad

Remember, gambling is absolutely haram though. Poley will NOT approve

>>36834813
>>36834838
That's nothing

I did 500mg until I ran out of pills

>>36834896
>I did 500mg

Of what and why?

>>36834882
They probably wont have the odds on a screen which means I'll have to interact with someone before I write out the slip.

>>36834896
Right but how was it? Effective? Horrible?

>>36834908
i got 7/1 odds online using skybet lad

>>36834838

youll be in bed all day long

kept my calories low to further speed the fat burning and less heat. tho i randomly feel weak and sleepy.

dont take it if you have work or school in a 2 week period

Archery competition in 2 hours lads.

Hurt my back and wrist a little during practice yesterday though.

>>36834960
Long term NEET who rarely leaves the house. I lift by the way so I wouldnt take it if it makes me skelly.

>>36834737
>betting on a black man

>>36834990

the guy who sells dnp is also a steroid maker and reseller(plus other meds you cant just get off the counter)

>>36834994
Yes, I know and I felt shit about it but I needed the extra few pounds to save for driving lessons. If Fury could beat Klitschko anyone could, it was free money.

I'll probably bet on Joshua again if he ever gets round to fighting Fury

>>36835103
>Nig v Gypsy
Be a classic.

/pol/ is so fucking autistic. I just want to read/talk about the election not see teenagers freaking out over dubs >>>/pol/124442109

>>36834907
DNP
To lose fat/weight

>>36834916
It was fine, sleeping was a bit uncomfortable and the weight loss wasn't as high as I'd like but I hit some targets I wouldn't have hit otherwise (got under 140lbs)

What are we up to today lads?

I've got my daughter so I'm dragging myself out of my pit and going to SB inner city farm

>>36835154
>needing to take dangerous drugs to get under 140lbs

I just ate once a day and ran a bit and managed to get to 114 pounds

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Lads, how much do you reckon the market value of the Apollo 1 hatch would be? It was put on display at the Kennedy Space Centre on January 27th to commemorate fifty years since the Fire.

Also, is that rust on the hatch fire damage, or just natural wear and tear, do you think?

>>36835150
well their predictions have been pretty good

>>36835131
I'm a gypo myself, lad. I've met Fury a few times and he's a nice guy but he's useless, he really is.

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What do you think of this show lads?
And who was your favourite?

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>>36827514

>awake and out of bed at 0830 on a SUNDAY

I'm an ABSOLUTE MADMAN lads tbqh fucking sun shining through my flimsy thin curtains

>>36835179
Bet you're a manlet

>>36835209
The new series is trash
Crap robots, crap weapons, crap action, crap presentation, they treat it like a reality show

Battlebots is much better now

Any suggestions on what to get with my 25 quid Amazon voucher?

>>36835303
you could get me a cheeky book

>>36835179

dnp plus clen, thyroid medicine, steroids and anorexia is the key to be ultra lean and dying young but who wants to be a piece of shit oldie anyway

>>36835303

papaya soap.

heard you browners value light skin.

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>>36835245
I'm 5'11, I still hover around 140pounds without the aid of dangerous substances

>>36835354
>I'm 5'11, I still hover around 140pounds
spoopy

>>36835303
Wait until june 2 and get Tekken 7 on ps4, lad.

>>36835186
They dont predict shit, just meme about what they want to happen. They were wrong about Austria and Holland.

morning lads, how are we

I just got home from the night shift and now I'm eating a sausage mcmuffin while having a poo

>>36835392
one guy predicted may calling the election on the same day, before anyone even knew she was going to give an announcement

>>36835330
What book?

>>36835353
I already have skin lightening cream

>>36835387
Not a fan of fighting games
Can't do those crazy combos and online is too hard

>>36835438
/pol/ is not psychic

it's just a bunch of teenagers guessing at political outcomes, don't be a spacker lad

I'm watching Westworld at the moment and good God is this show mediocre. What was with all the normies saying how great it was?

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>>36835485
got a shit load on my list but how about this one

>>36835514
Watched 3 episodes and gave up. I'm trying to think of anything more to say about the show but it was too boring.

>>36835521
Sorry, I refuse to encourage your NEET lifestyle by indulging you with weebshit

>>36835548
you're hardly in any kind of position to judge others, you're a paki who thinks he's a girl

>>36835532
Just passed the third episode myself. I'll give it two more before I think about quitting. It's seriously ruining my memory of the original, this series has no depth.

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>>36835548
not everything from japan is catgirls and tentacle porn

whats your thoughts on this one then bampot

>>36835192
I'm part romany. Yay for socially unacceptable bloodlines.

>>36835303
Buy enough pills to kys shitskin.

>>36835548
>novel from the 1940s
>weebshit
I knew you were a dumb paki but you're really lowering my expectations

>>36835576
I feel it's quite dated and holds little relevance to modern issues

>>36835595
All Japshit is weebshit

When will the election results start rolling in? Already been up awhile.

>>36835617
french ones? 6pm our time i believe

>>36835601
Then you're a fucking retard for thinking that.

>>36835617
Election? What election?

>>36835632
>What election?
This one >>36835622

>>36835590
Think I've talked you before. How you doing, mush? You know the Lees and Prices? I'm Irish/English myself

>>36835642
Ah fair enough. I thought I'd missed one. I hate not voting.

>>36835650
I know very little about that side of my family because my dad went off like a twat. His mother was a Huxley though.

I'm going to play Digimon now while wearing a Pokemon T-shirt (and a plaid shirt to cover my cutting scars)

>>36835826
>tranny
>cutting scars
Like poetry

>>36835826
>a plaid shirt to cover my cutting scars
a shocking revelation

>>36835826
>play Digimon now while wearing a Pokemon T-shirt

M A D M A N

hello.

had a greggs LOL

>>36827488
You get a wake up call on his ability to handle piquancy in the ep he attempts a Vindaloo.

>>36835486
>it's just a bunch of nerdy, unpopular teenagers guessing at political outcomes, don't be a spacker lad

>>36835421

Just flush the McDo down the big and cut out the unpleasantness of having to eat it. Your digestion of said production affect it very little.

>>36835421
Just had a shower lad. Feeling clean as fuck, probably going to tidy more of my room I didnt dump all that stuff so you fags can settle down

>>36836012
Oh my god like who cares, let's just go to the club lolol

Stopped playing Digimon now

Not happy to see such a dead thread

just woke up Iads did I miss out on any good posts?

Jesus lads, I am so hungover this morning. I can't remember the last time I felt like this. Never drinking again.

>>36836665
>just woke up Iads did I miss out on any good posts?
Of course not

>>36826229
Pls be a fit one

>>36826229
Valerie both disgusts and arouses me

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>tfw going through entire 750g boxes of cereal in a week

BIG BOY BOWLS

>>36826229
Toni always reminds me of this alcoholic american woman I knew for a couple years who was going through divorce and was absolutely insane but wanted my dick so fucking bad and I regret holding to the principle of never stick your dick in crazy because she ended up fucking off down south anyway and I could have had some absolutely wild sex I bet.

Just had a darkies todger on screen in full view for no reason in westworld.

((((They)))) are not subtle

>>36836903
Too much /pol/ for you lad

>>36836938
Fuck off, paki

I know it's you, Poley

>open window to vent the room of me and my dog's farts
>now freezing

>>36836969
Hehehe, 6969

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Daily reminder that Murder is perfectly acceptable, if you are an otherwise decent and respectable individual.

>>36836953
I'm not him. Go back to looking out for black dicks.

>>36837015
You're projecting a tad there, lad

>tesco is selling 4 finest caramelized onion burger patties for 2.50

ill never understand how chavs can pay 2 quid for rustler shit burgers with reject meat and bacon and bread thats borderline deteriorated after weeks in the chiller.

takes literally 10 seconds to put a bbq grill in the oven and dump the burger and bacon.

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This man meant no harm

>>36837055
>le projecting meme
it's far too early to have this argument

>>36837079
Gotta get started with what suits you best

>follow youtuber because butt
>she has a vid talking about her IBS
ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jO8tgVSl3k&t=419s

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been in bed the past 60 hours on dnp burning 5000 calories a day just watching my pc autofarm in rf online and reading visual novels on my phone


u cant live a better life than this.

>>36837160
How many times do you think she's sharted while using the machines?

wew, you know when you eat so much at once that you can actually feel your heart pumping harder to get all this shite processed

>>36837231

>actually enjoying being bloated and having a distended stomach

wew lad

>>36837305
didn't say I enjoyed it, but I wasn't about to turn down extra food when my mum didn't want it

>>36837320

put it in the fridge? take it home?

what if i order 4 steaks for myself and feel full after one you gonna chow down on all three right there if i offered it?

feeling very sad lads

>>36837448

Anything in particular lad

>>36837459
yeah Im scared

>>36837459
all the racism in the world today, its really getting me down

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>>36837448
same lad, wanted to stay up all day to reset my sleep schedule a bit since i woke up at 9pm yesterday but i'm just feeling incredibly down and near suicidal. don't feel like doing anything

>>36837475
there can be no racism if there is only one race

excuse me but could you lads post a bit more often

thank you x

>>36835987
Had a vindaloo before. Americans can't handle our shit.