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>sister comes up to me
>tells me she wants to be an aunt
>say okay
>ask her why she's telling me this
>says that older brother and sister doesn't want kids
>oh fugg
>she tells me I better get married and have kids
>I say "don't worry! I'm going to"
>actually don't have IRL friends and only e-friends
>pic related
what do
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Go on /r9k/ and make a shitty post about your roastie sister of course
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Does she have kids herself?
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>>36824600
Thanks anon. I'll make sure to do that.
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>>36824628
Yeah she has a five year old kid.
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>barge into her room late at night
>just fucking fling the door open
>get all ripshit on vicodin and viagra
>scream at the top of your lungs
>I'LL MAKE YOU A MOM AND AN AUNT ALL AT ONCE
And then you vigorously hold her hand until a babby is made.
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>>36824536
The solution is really simple, just put a baby in one of your sisters
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She was coming on to you
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Technically if you impregnate her she'll technically be a technical aunt.
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>>36824536
if she demands you auntify her then you can demand she assist in locating a suitable host for the second-degree spawning
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