>tfw you will never fight with sword and scutum in hand >tfw

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2017-05-06 10:21:11 Post No. 36824496
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Anonymous 2017-05-06 10:21:11 Post No. 36824496 [Report]

>tfw you will never fight with sword and scutum in hand
>tfw you will never rise through the ranks of plebs
>tfw you will never be elected consul
>tfw you will never charge through the gates of Carthage
>tfw you will never explore all over the known world
>tfw you will never retire to a beautiful villa in southern Italy with household slaves treating to your every whim
>tfw you will never conquer Gaul in the name of Rome

Anonymous 2017-05-06 10:22:38 Post No.36824519
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germanic fucking shits

Anonymous 2017-05-06 10:27:38 Post No.36824630
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>>36824496
I should have been born a farmer in Rome, then I would have a purpose and serve the republic, not shit post and wagecuck myself 8 hours a day

Anonymous 2017-05-06 11:02:42 Post No.36825354
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>you will never be a subterranean social outcast with no obligations or need to do back breaking work, allowing unlimited time to jack off to drawn portraits of women from the far east

Anonymous 2017-05-06 11:10:53 Post No.36825516
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>>36824496
>tfw you will never rise through the ranks of plebs

It was almost impossible to raise your family from a plebian to patrician in a lifetime, especially to a senatorial rank that would get you assigned as Legate to a legion or, by the Gods, to Consulship. There was one famous Roman general who was known for his low birth, but I can't recall his name and even he may have started out in the equestrian class.

If you start as a pleb, pretty sure the highest you'll get in Roman nobility in your lifetime, even with a vast fortune, is Equite.

Anonymous 2017-05-06 11:16:32 Post No.36825644
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daily reminder that romans were degenerate child fuckers who got btfo
civilisation is for cuckolds, based Germanics

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