You're not a robot if XXX I'll start You're not

You're not a robot if you'd rather not be a robot

Otherwise you're just a failed normalfag.

You're not a robot if you have friends

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>>36822309
You're not a robot if you ever recieved platonic or romantic affection from a female that's not part of your family
Hugging might be an exception if it's the common way of greeting in your country

You're not a robot if you're not me

You're not a robot if
>you've ever not lived with your parents
>you have a job
>you're not a poorfag
>you've seen a naked woman
>you have a big penis
>you've ever had a girl like you
>you enjoy your life
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>>36823495
pls explain the big penis one? does it offer a semblance of confidence knowing that even though you're absolute human garbage, absent of any likeable characteristics, that, at the very least, if by some paradox/miracle, the opportunity of Intercourse arose, that you and your pasty, unathletic, feeble self at least had a respectable size dick? is that what you're saying? Because if it is, that's fixing stupid and you probably are a robot to think that's a major factor in a person's social status. only in the extreme cases (+/- 1 std dev) is it marginally relevant. Robot faggot.

>>36823699
If you can use a urinal without feeling embarrassed you're not a robot.

>>36823758
oh geezus anon I didn't consider the dread of some stranger spotting my micropenis in a public restroom. I retract my statement.

>>36822309
>You're not a robot if you have ever had a gf

Furthermore, you're not a robot if you bemoan or regret never having had a gf, romantic desire is for normies.

>>36822309
You're not a robot if your OP image was previously used as the OP image in a thread started by a woman

>>36823495
>>you've seen a naked woman
Does it count if she was dead?

>>36823758
If you use a urinal you're not a robot. Real robots go into stalls. Are you gay or something anon? Wanting to have your dicks close to other guys dicks?
No but seriously if you're a real robot you don't have enough confidence to be at a urinal.

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>>36822309
You're not a robot unless you've tried psychadellics

You are not a robot if you got a sense of fashion