>ywn capture a robot and pour tabasco sauce on his penis and

>Put broken glass in his asshole and make him pay your taxes

Where is this robot?

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>>36815132
Aaaaa don't you think it's a bit too cruel desu maybe just cut his thighs a bit and rub salt in the wounds desu

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I showed you my lewd pls respond

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>>36815495
No. You might assault someone.

>>36815585
What a cute snek.

Oh well I guess I'll just assault myself desu.

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>>36815705
It was actually a classic cute anime girl image. That image swap glitch must be back.

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What about teasing robot boys by not responding or saging their threads and leaving them hanging when they do reply to you?

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>>36815052
How descriptive, BACK the fuck off!?!?!

>>36815904
Pls be my smug bf.

>>36815052
>>36815321
I want a cute girl(female) to do this to me

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>>36815923
That's lame af desu fammu

>>36816294
How's it lame? You're posting pictures of girls, you obviously also think girls are more charming, so you must be able to relate

Are you a guy or a girl?
Origannnno

>>36816360
Girls don't exist you silly willy holy twinkie

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OP are you still here?

I think I'm in love!

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>>36816979
You what?! Aaa!

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>>36817273
Do you like to hurt people, are you a sadist? I'm a total masochist, the most you hurt me the more I'll love you!

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>>36817331
But anon, I'd force you to get cock piercings and I'd brand my name on your back and tummy with hot iron, and you'd have several waterboarding sessions everyday exept it would be my pee and not water desu.

I think you'd break pretty fast.

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This thread was really hot but then I realized that OP is in fact a guy...

>>36817411
>looking for a gf on /r9k/
Dude that's beyond retarded. The few guys that get gfs from here are the few chad looking social autists, that's it.

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>>36817371
Piercings and tattoos are a little scary, but I would do it after knowing you for a long time if I was sure we'd be together forever. I think it would actually be really sweet, and REALLY sexy.

Maybe let's start with clothes pins instead of piercings, and marker instead of branding okay?

The waterboarding is hot too, but I'd have to trust you before I would let you tie me up and torture me...

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>>36817440
>he thinks he gets to decides what happens
Wew that's not what a good boy does desu. I think you belong in a chastity cage and shouldn't expect to be allowed to spill your nasty juice in a very long time!

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>>36817614
joke's on you i'm already locked!

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>>36818045
W-who has the key desu?!