What are your life tips?

I am olways having pint with the boys too

Don't have sex with men if you're not gay. Even if girls don't like you. You'll regret it.

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>Hunt for jobs
>Drive home jobless
>Jack off

That's what I do for happiness. LPT.

You should at least try something a few times before giving it up.

"since i bin single im olways"
if you want a relationship, just bash your head against concrete until you become as stupid as this guy.

it's like the dumbest motherfuckers get laid because they're just pure clowns.

>>36794149
At least you have a car to find a job. Using the bus to find one is a bitch.

>>36794128
speaking from experience?

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>>36794091
Pussy is nice but everything around it is scary, dick is nice but men are emotionally stunted

>>36794179
It's my parent's car, so I have to somehow pay insurance on it, which is kinda hard to do when you have no income.

>>36794224
I've got my own car but in the same situation. No job and looking. In a month or two I'll have no money to pay the insurance.

>>36794091
I know it gets hate around here, but the best thing you can do is just to be yourself. You'll be happier and more stable that way.

If you're still a virgin, never say no, not even to a gay guy

>>36794128
I'm so conflicted right now. Someone fucking hold me.