Just matched w my sister on tindin, wut do??
>>36782163
she swiped right too u know
did u super like that ass, my dude?
send her some generic pick up line
>>36782163
Tell her to come to your room for Netflix and chill. Attach the eggplant emoji
>>36782163
"Hey dad n mum aren t home tonight, wanna spent some time with me ? ;)
>>36782163
Wear a disguise, of course. It would be funny.
>Start messaging her how you think she's cute. Use all of your knowledge about her to lead her on. (She'll laugh in the end)
>Show up wearing a wig, maybe a fake nose or something, have a nice date and take her home before sneaking into your own house.
>Have a few more dates, making sure her attraction to you grows even deeper.
>Eventually have sex, to make the prank ever funnier.
>Get married, and make sure everyone you love is around you.
>Buy a house together, and have kids. The names of the kids don't matter though, cause it's a prank.
>Watch as your kids become adults, and you grow old together, in the same house.
>On the death bed, look her deep into her eyes and whisper,
>"I'm actually your brother, lol you're a filthy degenerate" before dying of laughter and cancer.
>>36782163
She didn't mistake you for anyone else?
>>36782322
Dubs confirm she lives across town
>>36782163
Ask to send nudes and post them here
>>36782163
Just wear a condom or pull out.