Give me one good reason you aren't out hiking the Appalachian trail right now.
ticks gonna kill me
Because hiking is literally the most normie hobby a human being can have
I'm fat and lazy, also hate nature.
Fuck wrong picture. But I'm rolling with it.
>>36782034
I'm in Los Angeles, I'll just climb a Latina hooker
>>36782034
I am not a citizen of the United States and can't spare the time to make the trip.
I did however enjoy reading A Walk In The Woods by Bill Bryan isbn 9780767902526 and I can see the appeal.
>>36782042
Apply tick spray.
>>36782054
How? You can be completely alone for a long time. The least interaction you would have to do is just say hi to people you pass by.
>>36782034
>tfw no gf to go mushroom picking with
Feels bad lads
>>36782094
Idk what that anon is thinking. All my German relatives really like hiking and they're pure European autismos
>>36782094
tick spray gives cancer i no cancer
>>36782130
I don't know that feel but I do know that feel when no hiking GF to share views with.
>>36782168
Maybe if they made /outsoc/ again. hmmm
>>36782167
Then just check yourself every once in awhile. Ticks don't latch on immediately
would rather do mountain biking
>>36782034
cause i'm not a fucking hillbilly
>>36782264
>Hillbilly
That's Appalachian American to you.
Because i don't want to do it alone and i have nobody to go with
also the pacific crest trail is closer
if any fellow NEET bot wants to do the pct with me let me know and i'll make a throwaway email to use
>>36782034
>no friends to hike with
>there is an ocean between me an the goddamn mountain range
>poor student
>>36782034
I'm literally on the other side of the country.
>>36782034
Why? What's the point? Oregano and spaghooter
>>36782034
>the Appalachian trail
Because it sucks. The Alps and the Andes are 10x better
>>36782034
How do I know where to go? I don't want to get arrested for trespassing.
ls it free?
>>36782034
CDT is more fun, but I'd hike with any robot
>>36782034
Because I'm about to ride my bike across America. I'll go over the appalachians though.
>>36782607
It is fun. Sometimes you are miserable, but knowing that people around you are just as miserable at the same thing make it fun again. Like a misery loves company kind of thing.
>>36782505
>>36782551
You don't need to go with friends. You'll make friends along the way. No one judges you out here.
>>36782656
It is literally a marked footpath. Just follow white blazes on the trees and you're good.
>>36782675
Mainly yes. But some places like the smokey mountains you need to pay to go through. And then of course you need to spend money on food and stuff.
Some chadbros convinced me to go hiking once. Never again . They were like, it's super easy bro, kids do it! It was like a 12 hr hike up Yosemite , like steep hill. Thought I was going to have a heart attack multiple times. I'm a fat out of shape neet.
>>36782744
>paying to walk over a mountain
>>36782711
>can't make friends in normal life
>will make friends on some trail
>won't see them ever again after it because we probably don't live near each other
Just make some friends :DDDDDDD
>>36782744
Can l bring my gun?
>>36782711
that some just be confident advice there m8
>>36782895
It'll still be more friends than you have right now. Come join the party. There's a chance you can make some life long friends.
>>36782922
Being confident is just half of it. The other half is actually thinking before you speak and try not to sound like an autist. And for the love of God leave the 4chan humor on 4chan.
If you can't do any of that then I don't know what to tell you other than to work on yourself.
>>36783000
Czeched but I don't see how I could make friends on a trail, I'd maybe do it with 1 other person but my 1 friend is a lazy faggit
>>36783070
>love of God leave the 4chan humor on 4chan.
Oh man thats gotta me in some fucking awkward situations before, casually calling someone a faggot or ironically talking about jews
I have bills to pay and can't just quit my job to go for a walk.
I've never even been hiking before. I'd like to go sometime, but a several month trip isn't practical.
>>36782845
You are going to pay one way or another through taxes.
is it true that you have to poop in plastic bags and keep it in your backpack?
>>36783277
No. Just dig a hole and shit.
>>36783297
do you see human poop on your way
I ain't a redneck
I read somewhere that there's at least one active serial killer on the trail. It makes sense, remote location and all that, and even if it's not true I'm too creeped out to do it now.
>>36784112
bring a gun dude
i think most states have reciprocity
holy fuck you can bring your doggo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S02unBjfgHA