Heinz or branston? edition
>>36778046
Plz let me stay.
>>36778070
nah m8 the boat 4 u
>>36778046
Can't really taste the difference to be fair
Post waifus
>when the shit too big
>>36778046
smashing and dashing white women edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>>36778124
Is there a log clog?
>>36778070
What do you think of Reliant Robins?
>>36778109
so are we using this thread or no?
I'd like to see people fucking and fighting in the Abrakebabra. Just me? Let's have some chav guts all up in there, eh?
>>36778173
Stop memeing please.
>>36778173
To be honest mateI THINK THAT I WON SUCK A HUGE ONE
>>36778186
I don't see why not. The last thread is past 560 posts
>>36778109
reposting because it made me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hbd2oVcyOE
>>36778173
Legally rideone solo with a provisional
>>36778210
Say it to my face, lad
Daily reminder that Britbongs are better than Amerifats
warning; extremely triggering
http://sentimentalcorp.org/eyes_of_randy_prozac_x/eye_1/eye_1.html
>>36778258
Tri not 2 cri 3 wheel boi
>>36778281
>flag isn't a massive syringe of morphine
>American shooter isn't Elliot rodgers or that church shooter autismo
Recommend this if you want to shit yourself and have nightmares.
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUePblNU860&list=PLF9818396FA36E90E&index=1
how many of these EASE items do you relate to, lads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-disorder#EASE_items
>>36778109
>players 7 ranks higher didn't kick me from their match
>came third in one of them
Thank you,even though you'll never read it.
>>36778365
Police raids on illegals are much scarier.
>>36778365
I love the skit with the guy that makes himself disabled to be a burden on his gf.
It's too bad Chris Morris is a lazy shit.
Still wondering about which lego set to get. No more than 20 quid mind
>>36778393
what,,, what am I looking at?
>>36778046
>tfw when you're walking around the living room, and you don't hear the creaking of floorboards, but rattling of bones instead
>>36778427
Still wondering where to live and what to eat.
>>36778427
Oh shit. Can I join in? I actually wouldn't mind getting a lego set. My budget is 50 squids, because I'm pretty pissed right now.
>>36778415
I wish he'd do something new. Brass Eye was hilarious and it's even more relevant now.
>>36778309
We did better than that blacky though, so all is well.
>>36778393
too much text there, shan't be reading that
going to go eat more mint choc chip ice cream because I'm obese
>>36778427
Get a Bionicle instead.
>>36778476
>>36778427
Do they still do Bionicles? I wonder how far those fuckers have gone.
>>36778497
I used to weigh 25 stone senpai, I'm currently at 11st 6
>>36778427
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/German-Panzer-Tiger-Tank-c-w-Army-Figures-Compatible-Building-Brick-995pcs-D-Box-/232154265265
>>36778581
pedo get out get out get out
please
>>36778581
>I used to weigh 25 stone
Bloody hell lad. Congrats on losing that, honestly impressive. How did you do it?
>>36778581
Well done dude. You lost over half yourself in weight (assuming you didn't undergo mitosis and split into two people)
>>36778590
I've never seen anything more unofficial and if it official jesus christ
>>36778046
This thread is lacking something?
This thread includes my Tory CAST IRON guarantee.
I bought some ether but its not showing up in the wallet lads
Do I need to wait until it's chugged through all this? looks like its gonna take an age
>>36778599
she's 17 you dweeb, I apologize if my post triggered you though, mods are free to delete it
>>36778605
>>36778612
In truth I only lost it because I developed a smoking habit, I wish I could say I had the will power.
>>36778309
Can'tstop loving that bottom result
>>36778581
i used to weigh16 stonenow I weigh about 10 stone 1-3 pounds - dropped to 8 stone at one stage though
however if i keep eating ice cream
>>36778648
SURPRISE SURPRISE GET OUTTA HERE
>>36778684
>draw a child
>just say it's of age
genius pedo
except
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-japanese-anime-makes-british-4470102
>>36778046
Holy fuck I am slow. Night edition images have Kev because night crew threads seem to enjoy Kev more than day crew.
Comfy feels.
>when the song is about being a gay rentboi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EosX5fqTDSk
/ourguy/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
>4pm
>someone trying to meme Cilla Black
>go for a nap
>wake up
>it's still going on
why?
>2015: Elliot Rodger
>2016: Harold Shipman
>2017: John Christie
I've found my new killer
>>36778727
i made a day one too i just never got to post it
>>36778721
KEK. Nice mate, more like this plz
>>36778745
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
>elephant man
visits from the wealthy ladies
>tfw you are more disgusting to women than one of the ugliest men to ever live
>>36778716
TARA CHUCK
>>36778752
Both are great. You got a PSD for this btw or just shopped Kev into the bubble?
>>36778745
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Christie_(murderer)
>"his first attempts at sex were failures"
Implying he isn't /ourguy/
>>36778782
Just shopped it in, wish i downloaded the PSD set when it was available.
Can we have transparent layers for OP image made available somewhere?
I fucking HATE Papa Johns and he recently sent me a fucking mail.. I'm going to fucking kill him and I mean it,no more pepperonis for him. Fuck that cunt.
I just wanted to share this anger with you..
Also on another point what happened to Kylie Minogue?
>>36778802
Ah tar. Wouldn't mind getting the PSD myself.
I'll start trying to scrap one together from multiple copies of the image once I hand in my main final bit for uni. Will have to try and get you a copy over.
>>36778762
Yellow man was also an ugly cunt, but a good reggae "artist" and got tons of pussy (allegedly)
If fish finger wins I'll be able to finance my trip to a love hotel.
>>36778831
It's easy enough to shop things into the windows/ bubble with gimp insert image
Or do you mean for the other little bits in the foreground?
>(allegedly)
big if true
>>36778870
all of it really. should come together like a sheet or 2, possibly in an atlas-style file
>>36778710
I never seem to put on weight now even though I eat a pizza almost every day, probably since I only drink water.
who else /drunkposting/?
>>36778922
10 am tutorial followed by three hours of lectures, will be drunk here tomorrow thoughlike allways
What you drinking?
>>36778450
>>36778497
Its worth reading through them all
they're basically the first signs towards insanity, people experience this stuff before they go full blown schizophrenic
>tfw no cuteboi to give me the succ
>>36778922
Yea, NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT, how's u friend?
>>36778921
you might haveaidsorundiagnosed cancer
>>36778922
drinking K cider. Got 3 cans and probably gonna get pissed... am really broke, so... yeah...
>>36778967
Bag of spice as well? Was u with ur "friends" down the park bench tonight?
>>36778967
>drinking K cider
wew lad. Rough stuff.
>>36778967
K cider - story time??
>>36779014
>K cider
>8.4%
wew lad, have a good time
what is wrong/special about K cider?
>>36779058
>what is wrong
>special k
>>36778939
Stella lad
>>36778963
Fantastic. Listenan to tunes and chatting shit on discord. you?
>>36778463
>killed a baby and a mother
>somehow blamed the father
>the father was executed
holy fugggg
>>36778967
I used to drink Frost Jacks lad. A couple of times I would drink Frojo and I would buy some 'ecstasy' (was speed pretty much) and then smoke some weed and wank about 8 times. Fun shit.
Can we have real talk for a minute? I don't want to die alone.
>>36778967
I knew it was time for me to leave..
>>36779080
Yea Stella here too and speed, and codeine in a bit. I'm yet to use the discords. Ain't it all gamerfags using it? m8?
>>36779111
none of us do but it'll happen anyway
>>36779119
Kinda surprised Theroux isn't more of a /britfeel/ meme
>>36779058
>cheap
>strong
>tastes like shit
It for people who have given up
>>36779111
Don't make a fuss, do it quietly and go on your own, or be a robot and shitpost all night famamigo
>>36779120
>Stella here too and speed, and codeine in a bit
Just jumping in here. I was the other lad on codeine the other night. Is there any danger mixing it with alcohol?
>>36779092
He is basically why we don't have the death penalty anymore.
Him and Ship both resulted in a massive legal changes in the aftermath
I, for one, enjoy my cheap, strong cider.
8.4% and only 1.10 bongs.
I am poor and want to drink. Is that so bad?
recommend me some booze to bring to a party ladsUsually just bring Smirnoff ice for myselfbut I want to try something new
>>36779111
Hey lad what's going on?
>>36779192
How dare you try to escape from your circumstances on here, of all places.
>>36779204
>Usually just bring Smirnoff ice for myself
Are you 15?
>>36779192
Nah mate, whatever works for you
>>36779172
I don't think so, that's me from other night too, I take 120mg when I want to sleep, after the beer is gone and the speed is still going, I take an anti histamine as well called phernagan- 2x 25mg gets extra drowsy on the go lad. I'm still here, it's ur body tho.
>>36778463
>As with Eady, Christie repeatedly raped his last three victims while they were unconscious and continued to do so as they died (copious quantities of semen were found inside these victims' bodies).
Yikes.
>>36779204
kopparberg
>>36779192
No. But don't admit it, say ur drinking a classy drink, like Stella :-)
>>36779204
The best option is whatever you wanna drink and then a crate. Then simply drink your own drink all night.
>>36779204
Are u female? Origandall
Labour getting their shit pushed in lads.
>>36779270
Is this what you're going on lad?
https://twitter.com/britainelects
It's not that badhonestly labour boi pussy is on sale this night
>>36779224
>>36779268
nah I like to dink light stuff because I get really thristy and it basically ensures I don't get smashed untill my 6th drink, I usually bring 10 bottles and I have to get through all of them before I get a hangover
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Pierrepoint
Surely this is our guy?
works as a grocer and hangs serial murderers and nazis in his free time, following a family tradition.
Propah British hero if you ask me
>>36779265
Good advice origanon
>>36779270
What's new?
notthiscommentthatsforsure
>it's a drunk messaging my oneitis kind of episode
everything is so blurry lads
>>36779311
>I usually bring 10 bottles
ugh my stomach is turning at the thought of pouring in that much sugary shit
>>36779311
Getting smashed off light beer always gives a horrible hangover
>>36779342
Agreed - it does give a bad time on the body, better off sticking with lager / spirits than all the alco pops lad
>>36779342
Everyone laugh at the casual
Is there a britfeel soundtrack/youtube playlist? Could do with one seeing as I dunno what to listen to..
>>36779204
take some sangria and make everyone sick
>>36779402
>casual
I drink cider or vodka, not some shitty alcopop.
>>36779412
I'd link my spotify playlists but you lot would dox meand bully me too
>>36779412
Put ur ear to the wall and Listen to Leroy giving it to your old lady
>>36779428
Why not just screenshot the list?
>>36778835
Why do you hate Papa John, lad? Story time?
do u liek... tiddies and musik???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4AzynbdZvI
She should play in our pub sometime
>>36779457
REEEEEE I JUST GOT AM OUT OF MY HEAD YOU BASTARD
>>36779324
muh nazis
Fuck off antifa
>>36779444
Idk how britfeel core this is
Please don't be from /mu/
>>36779412
you mean like sad/feels kinda stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-o3l8uKloM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qob66J-Y09I
>>36779457
Pretty bad cover tbqh
>>36779478
ACTUAL Nazis you fucking nonce.
As in, war criminals... Not alt-right neo-fascists ffs you utter twat
>>36779324
I agree lad. Fuck the nazis.
>>36779482
don't see CBeebies album on there
>>36779478
>antifa
Kill yourself you fat American pig or yankaboo. Utterly tragic hearing people obsessed with these clowns and le alt right because you want to fit in on /pol/.
can has more lovely bust and great music?
really like the guitar in this one (in the chorus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XupRpJ32sKM
>>36779513
Shit senpai don't send the mandem on me allow it I was just gassin chill boss
>>36779513
don't sully the good name of mr tumble please
>>36779482
>Kings of Leon
>Lorde
M8, just leave.
>>36779504
>war criminals
>>36779523
You seem triggered. Go and suck some more Paki cock
>>36779534
She seems as boring as >>36779482 music taste.
>>36779548
Kol are chill, especially albums 2 and 3 - they get on greatest albums of all time charts
>lorde
ok I deserve to be bullied
>>36779562
>he's actually posting pictures of antifa as if any of us care about that shit
cringing lad.
>>36779535
My CBeebies crew can understand this jibberjabber speak, and they say you have one night to listen to the album in full or the white kids are gunna send the niglets round with bare mans n shieet
>>36779562
>war criminals
what's your point? are you especially dense or something? fuck on outta here you uncomfy motherfucker... we don't need your shite round here.
Report this fucking yank lads, he's spitting on our ancestral homelands historic greatness.
Also he's being mean :(
>>36779562
>le based stickman
>le alt-knights
>le kekistan
>>36779478
I so want this to be true.
>>36779585
She looks a lot like this lass. I bet she's been deep dicked by some black studs too
>>36779454
There is no story time...
>get recommend to papa john's by sister and friends
>fine let's do it
>order papa with everything including sides
>turns up late
>but smells good
>open those boxes
>pizza is big, no crusty
>no crusty won't do
>call papa and no answer
>those fucking cunts
>starter and main is spoiled
>pizza hut still dominates on the base and crust
>send facebook posts and snapchat of me raping papa pizza boxes
>few days later they send pic related
What do I do..
>>36779562
mods can we ban this yank shithead and probably nazi? no cunts in the pub please. keep it comfy and safe.
>>36779543
He leads our crew, he might appear to be mr tumble but really he is mr ak47, don't u cunts ever think what's inside the long brown coat?? Jeez.
>>36779608
>>36779599
>>36779591
The /goodfellas/ poster seems quite upset
>>36779478
>>36779562
FUCK OFF NEO NAZI YANKEE CUNT WE DONT WANT YOUR SHITE AROUND HERE
>tfw sophie will never hold you like this neckbeard
>>36779625
I hear little girls being gang raped by Pakis is quintessentially British
>>36778309
Extremely disappointed that Shipman isn't leading in the polls. Also why no Len of the Homo Harem Party?
and so it begins, time for bed chaps, sweet dreams
>>36779637
>muh hero is Lauren Southern hurr she changed her gender to prove a point what a cuck slayer lol
>>36779562
And you seem like the Brittish /pol/tards who couldn't even name their MP but will tell you in detail Trump's latest tweets.
>>36779667
My NCWP bois caught a lot of them.
lads... serious talk for a moment... do we really want yanks shitting up our lovely heritage and legacy of britfeel with neo-nazism?
>>36779621
Take it from him.
>>36779637
Getting ZERO VOTES really effected him.
>someone stole the pack of white chocolate jazzies from the kitchen
ESSENTIAL /brit/core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0hnGP5Aes
>>36779688
Ignore this pakiposter.
>>36779667
Shipman and Milk Cat teamed up with Kev and won the election. Shipman is Secretary of State for Health
>>36779692
I have been posting here since November 2014, we should largely avoid politics because it makes the thread uncomfy, but don't think that britfeel is some SJW safespace, faggot.
>>36779670
night anon night night
staaars in our eeeeyes
matthew kellyyy
>>36779723
>e-everyone who doesnt like me must be a paki. I'm so likeable that must be the reason...right?
>>36779704
Them my favourites. Sorry.
>>36779721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGO8g-njNpA
>>36779670
Good night lad. Love you.I owe a lot of these because of you guys whishing me good night last week
again with this?
fucking americucks, keep your shit out of here.
I know you're fucking samefagging bastards all over the place.
Jokes on you, us brits are too apathetic to fall for your lousy bait.
right lads, calling it a night... see you all later.
Gonna leave this shithole to these yankee cunts cus I can't be arsed to argue with them when they're pretending to be british, then nazi, then they're schizo and possessed by demons, then they're Trumps minions, then they hate trump... urgh... sort yourself out bucko
>>36779617
Fuck off goddfella, accept defeat
>>36779744
Ur dad has never met you, and ur mum feels ashamed for birthing a paki.
>>36779768
Don't need to brag about it tbqh
>>36779792
Ur mum wasnt ashamed when I fucked her last night lmao
>>36779814
>I fked ur mum rofl
Truly an evergreen response. Could it be the first ever insult? And yet it still works. Whoever came up with it deserves some kind of post humous honour. Perhaps a hereditary peerage.
ITT
>samefagging nazi shitstirrers
>samefagging racial hatred shitstirrers
INBASION IDS HABBENING
>>36779814
Give it up. You have lost. You sound like a 12 year old. Which means you shouldn't even be on here. Not even ur mum likes u, that must hurt, having a paki moustache at 12 doesn't mean ur the big man, u can never meme the meme farmers.
>>36779865
You just got pranked by the prank patrol!!!!
>>36779881
ur mum sounded like a 12 yr old when I fucked her arse last night u faggot
So lads. How is it going for you all tonight? Any good drink/music/tv/games?
Anyone got any good plans this weekend?
For the lads at uni, hows the final few weeks going for you all?
- PM Kev x
>tilde didn't bless us with his/her presence tonight
>>36779881
I pray thou wilt be smote by a mighty meme from heaven and meet the god of memes who will judge you to be unfunny.
Thence you will be consigned to a purgatory of weak memes and suffer the laughter of fools in your ears for eternity.
Amen
>>36779912
Watching a film at the moment
Uni is going shit
>>36779915
>bless us
That's exactly how he views his posts
Threads been great without him, Marko is better I think.
Shipman was particularly close to his mother, who died of lung cancer when he was seventeen.[9][8][10] Her death came in a manner similar to what later became Shipman's own modus operandi: in the later stages of her disease, she had morphine administered at home by a doctor. Shipman witnessed his mother's pain subside despite her terminal condition, up until her death on 21 June 1963.[11]
>tfw you finally understand Shippy
>>36779938
What movie?
What is your course and how come it's going shit?
- PM Kev x
>>36779904
Muslim confirmed. Knows what fucking a 12 year old sounds like. Allan snackbar paki
>>36779944
Triple dubs of truths
>>36779904
>sounded like a 12 yr old when I fucked her arse
Pakis would know all about what a raped child sounds like.
>>36779980
t. Marko
>>36779912
Hey Kev!
Playing Skyrim and re-watching the last season of House of cards.
Feeling very comfy to be honest.
This weekend I plan to be a lazy piece of shit and play viddy games.
How about you?
>>36779974
We're taking over you beta faggot and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm a foreigner and I have more rights and protection than you, how does that make you feel?
>>36779954
I wonder what Shippers thought of Cilla Black
https://youtu.be/TM7PYh_L4Ew
check out my instrumental leave a comment why don't you subscribe why don't you also
>>36779966
Watching The Nice Guys
Not going to say which course because everyone belittles me for not going down the STEM route
I'm just not doing my coursework as well as I could do
>>36780010
REEE THIS IS A SHIT MEME FUCK OFF
Just bee paid, so I'm off to Tesco lads. Aside from grocery shopping, what treat shall I get myself? (<10bong)
that episode of fargo was really good, although probably the least fargo episode of fargo thus far in it's 3 seasons
>>36780015
<3 good luck Karenfriend
any mods or janitors can purge these samefagging assholes?
ruining the thread for those of us who want to drink and get wasted in the comfy britfeel arms with fellow britanons
>>36779966
Let's settle this once and for all: is the Super Kick or any non-theatrical variation thereon (i.e. Sweet Chin Music) a decent finisher?
>>36780008
Ur gunna need protecting as well when the race war kicks off.
>>36780041
oh, shut up you big Julian Clarey
>>36780019
Old Holborn.
>>36780109
I only have the odd cigar, and I don't drink before you suggest booze.
>>36779998
What are you currently doing on Skyrim?
Never seen house of cards myself, have been somewhat tempted but I'm behind on a lot of TV.
Does sound like a comfy combination and a comfy weekend too. Cannot fault you at all.
I'm great thank you. Having a comfy relaxing night. Although I should really be doing some work myself and preparing for my holiday. Could do with finding a comfy game to play myself.
>>36780015
Any good? The rough plot sounds good but it's the first time I've even heard of that movie.
Ah shouldn't feel that way. STEM is useful but a lot of people who brag about it do sadly seem a bit insecure. Maybe it didn't lead straight into a comfy job like they hoped.
Either way, hope you do enjoy the course you are doing. Always put my coursework off to desu.
>>36780087
I'd have to say yes.
- PM Kev x
>>36780021
No Ewan, which was interesting. Wonder what the connection with the German shit at the beginning of the season was?
>>36780136
This shit needs to stop. Lets dance bitch.
>>36780136
Do you build it up at all or is it sold on its 'out of nowhere' value plus the fact that it can be used on light and heavy opponents alike?Sorry about the accidental trip there Kev x
>>36780136
Could Sexy Kev play some Cilla Black as he walks to the ring to destroy his opponents?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7-QBw862zk
>>36780123
Spag Bol ready meal, garlic bread, smiley faces, one comfy meal then the rest on pot noodles etc
>>36780187
She used to be somewhat of a looker back in the 60s.
Would have a cheeky wank to her.
ordered chinese takeaway.... meant to arrive 1:10
its gonna arrive right lads????
>>36780223
Still got 10 mins, so yes.
>>36780187
I wouldn't mind if she was my surprise surprise. Because I'd give her my own surprise.
>>36780151
>No Ewan
apart from the voice in the robot animation, along with David Thewlis, had to make use of the full cast in that episode somehow.
Haven't checked myself because I'm too lazy, but that motel looks literally exactly the same as the one from season 2.
>>36780223
What u order? Chips I bet?
>>36780219
She was a sort until her dying day, lad. The older the better
> there's a guy that me and some other lads used to bully online because he's a fucking prick. This was about 8-9 years ago. We recently found a newspaper article from late last yearshowing that he pleaded guilty to having CP, including category A. I've now found a forum he regularly posts on
What do? Should I expose him?
>>36780268
In THE 60s. Not in HER 60s.
>>36780274
Yes do, is his name Adam?
>>36780037
Cheers, lad
>>36780136
I'm only half an hour in but it's pretty good so far.
I'm more insecure about following in my sister's footsteps. She's a turbo normie that is just finishing her final year of uni and has already bagged herself a job in london at a banking firm.
I fucked up and missed two deadlines for coursework so I can only get a possible 40 marks on the redos. That's the lowest pass mark.
>>36780268
She aged well in those late 50's, I think she's either a corpse or dead now. If she's alive she must be zombie-mode?
>>36780274
What forum first of all.
>>36780274
>Should I expose him?
Yeah why not. Would they believe you?
>>36780293
No, it's Barry. Not even joking
>>36780319
>No, it's Barry. Not even joking
fuckthisgayrobotpaul
>>36780309
It's about old Commodore computers
>>36780317
I'd just post the newspaper article. He could always claim it's not him but we've done our research and it definitely is
>>36780274
I'd say no from the risk, but if you're gonna do it make sure you guarantee it's the right person.
>>36780356
I'd say yes but I'd bet a few of those lads on there are also pedos and wont care.
>>36780274
Is it David Serfaty?
>>36780319
Lol, up to u mate, I would, I got crown court for nonce bashing IRL, I hate them.
>>36780351
Barry is the greatest visionary of our time
>>36780382
No, I already said his name's Barry
>>36780394
Is it Paul?
>>36780257
Grilled dumplings
kung po chicken
egg fried rice
desu i ordered in a panic in a taxi using a shitty phone app at about 11:40 so just got what i could get. Would have preferred some sort of Singapore fried rice and slat pepper chicken
>>36780390
Apparently he got sent to crown court for sentencing but the newspaper never followed up and printed his sentence. Judging by his online activity he didn't go down
>>36780393
CHU CHU CHUCKLE VISION CHU CHUCKLE VISION CHU CHU CHUCKLE VISION CHU CHUCKLEVISION
DOO DUT DO DU DOO DUT DO DU DOO DUT DO DEE DER DER der DER DER! DER!!! DER!!! DER!!!!!!
>>36778046
Branston. Heinz are bland as fuck.
I know you like to keep /pol/ minimal but the election's coming up. Really not sure who to vote for. I would go for Corbyn but really not a fan of his pacifistic ideas.
Lib Dems I cannot yet forgive.
Greens are a joke.
Tories are nasty bastards but credit where it's due, they're the best bet for handling Brexit (which I voted for) at this point.
>>36780418
Long as it tastes good mate u like u what u like, let us know if u get home and get the order okay
>3 mins late on the chinky
Need my din dins lads
>>36780521
Bit late for dinner m89
>>36780426
What area he live do u know? This could be the cunt I smashed up
>>36780285
Nothing wrong with the older woman, lad. Grannies are a great ride. You should treat yourself
>>36780532
Fuck off bitch it's the perfect time.
>>36780498
We're in a political mess, like all western countries right now. No matter who you vote for, we're all fucked.
>>36780532
tell me about it lad.... if i wanted a kebab id be sorted but i really crave that Chinese fried rice feeling
>>36780498
Vote Labour as a protest vote.
Tories are gonna win anyway.
>>36780532
Dunno, lad, I could sure go for a Chinese right now and I'm in bed 'cos I have to work in the morning.
I'm so hungry.
>>36780559
I sometimes crave the sweet n sour sauce from the chinky. It's lovely on their chips
>>36780590
Kinda wishing id got the chips too now desu, it would be a first
>tfw you will never cum in cillas hair
>>36780579
>Protest vote
It's against my principle. My brother is doing that, but I won't have it. I won't put my name on something I don't believe in just to obstruct something I believe in less.
>>36780587
I fancy a paki burger desu, they always taste of sweat and grease but there's something that hits the spot about them. 2-3 wafer thin Halal patties, a moist bread bun, plastic cheese, soggy onions, withered lettuce and a mystery sauce of some kind. Might get one tomorrow desu.
Think I'm going to start filtering Cilla as it's another shit meme that looks to be here to stay.
>>36780521
App says it's delivered...... it isn't
>>36780587
I'm eating fruit mentos. Not Chinese tier but will do as it's late.
>>36780683
Ring them up. If you're feeling daring then get some subtle racism in there. They're Chinese, they won't add shit and jizz to your noodles like the tanned British would. More than usual, I mean.
>>36780683
The pakis next door eating ur Chinese mate?
>>36780683
That's outrageous lad.
>>36780713
Workin in Burger King spitting on the onion rings
>>36780713
They rang me to confirm address a while back and said in an hour an hour ago
sounded like a Pajeet though, worrying.
>>36780724
voting BNP if tru
>>36780744
W O R R Y :'( got tasty chilli oil in my fridge to drench it with
>catto crying outside my window like Romeo
you're not coming in you entitled shit
>>36780767
Get a doggo, breed more of mans best friend, less parasites
>>36780765
Vote BNP anyway - convince the cunt who turns up late with ur food that BNP is the only option as well :-)
>>36780748
I don't know if that's a song or an admission but either way I don't like it. Also the BK in Leeds is the fucking grimmest I've ever been in. Just one acne-scarred teenager who never smiled, dirty interior and a generally depressing atmospherecome on lads own up which one of you is it?
>>36780765
It makes me furious when I have to come out onto the main road and hunt down my own dinner. Defeats the whole fucking point. No tip for that fucker and that's for sure. Finding my house is your job you bottom-feeding filth. And trust me, I know a bit about bottom feeding eating the literal shit you sell.
>>36780780
Cant, live at home. My older cat is chill and just does her own thing as long as she's fed and has a pat on the head now and again. The younger one is all retarded and in love with me because I'm always around when it injures itself.
>>36780828
LEEDS
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D
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They have a new Burger King for some god forsaken reason. Now we are getting Taco Bell.
Also fucking hate the amount of blacks moving to South Leeds recently. Blacks always seem to seek out specific seats to sit in.
>>36780862
>>36780828
either of you been to
H U D D E R S F I E L D
U
D
DERSFIELD spamdesu
?
>>36780888
Nice Kevs.
Only ever really gone through it. Looks somewhat alright from the train window. Bit of a typical Yorkshire town.
>young lads today are so cripplying lonely that they adopt female personas to get attention
Such a state we're in.
>tfw ate too much and now I feel sick
Got a message on normiebook from the guy who bullied me at school while I was out having a nightwalk just there.
At the risk of getting doxed, my initials are MOC.
His message said "I will always MOCk you"
We are both 26. This is ridiculous.
>>36780964
Right lads. Who knows a Mark O C?
>>36780862
When I'm out in town I have to admit it makes my blood boil how many more non-whites I see. Dunno about Taco Bell but I do like a Barburrito or that place up in Trinity Kitchen.
>>36780888
What's the draw? Been once or twice, bought Atelier from CEX there after getting rejected for a PGCE and needed video game moe to cheer me up. It was a shit game, barely played it unfortunately.
>>36780989
Seems to be opening up in the old hairdressers on the outside of St Johns facing Merrion.
Barburrito is nice just stupidly fucking overpriced.
The bus from South Leeds into town goes through all the way to the more black areas of North Leeds. Sure that's caused a bunch to move down.
Never go to White Rose unless you just want to see all the pakis from Bradford.
>>36780765
I would cancel the order, get my money back, and order from someone else.
I mean, I would if I had the bollocks to do something like that, but you know.
im 23 today lads, fucking frightening thought.
>>36780964
tell him to fuck off. he sounds like a right prick.
>>36781038
Never going to stop shilling for Yo! Sushi if you've got a hole burning in your pocket. They just got a new menu in too.
>>36781038
I worked on the Roundhay Road end at one point. Pretty enriched over that way. White Rose is shit compared to Trafford desu
>>36780984
I'm not really scared of getting doxed. I'm too boring to turn into a "lolcow"
I'm just a bloke who lives alone in a flat, and I only leave to go to the shop.
>>36781114
I'm not going to give him the satisfaction. I'm not even going to block him. I'm just going to not react at all, see what he does next.
I don't even understand it. The last time I heard about this guy he was supposed to have a posh career in London.
>>36781138
Never been to Yo Sushi but that Asian supermarket near Morrisons has started to do Sushi. Been pretty good so might have to go give it a gander. Hate Trinity though tbqh
I was not expecting this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493892468201.webm
>>36781175
Yo Sushi is probably one of the worse sushi bars you can go to. It's always mediocre at best
>>36781196
Saw a webm on /gif/; where a guy milks a guys dick with his arsehole
fapped to it three times
>>36781166
Why do you tripfag marko?
>>36781196
Fucking hell lad. Legit can't breath.
>>36781166
>I'm not going to give him the satisfaction.
fair enough lad. you're more level head than me. i would be pissed off in your situation. probably is best to just ignore him. some unnecessary drama could happen if you tell him to fuck off.
maybe he is just drunk and does not fully realize what he is doing. does sound fucking weird though. i actually would not be surprised if he messages you tomorrow with an apology.
>>36781175
What's wrong with Trinity? You've got the Everyman, the Kitchen, Charles Tyrwitt. Not bad in all.
>>36781214
What the fuck are you talking about? Takoyaki, conveyor belt, okonomiyaki, amazing ginza. The curry and teriyaki are shite but do you honestly know of a better one? I know there's a really fancy one somewhere called Sushiwaka but I'm scared to go because I bet it's extremely expensive and I'm not sure if it'll be too plain. Got to have all them sauces on the top.
>>36781255
I found some cheap as shit one in manchester and found that to be at least thrice as good as yo sushi
>>36781237
You can tell he was never the tripfag type at heart. He's not the average attention whore, he posted for years anonymously.
He doesn't cause drama or a hassle, he's one of the few acceptable trips.
Diet coke anon from a week ago, We'll never be having that problem again
>>36781255
I'm quite jaded with the recent developments in Leeds. It's good it keeps a lot of people tucked away in there but never seems to be worth trekking down to that end of Briggate to go into. I like the Kitchen but that's about it
Still pissed the council booted out one of my fav Asian food stores for the Victoria Quarter and they decided not to even use that side of the road. It's some shitty escape game now.
>>36781237
>>36781342
I have a plan lads, but I have to build up an identity first.
Can't tell you just yet what it is, but you'll all be the first to know.
>>36781331
Do you remember the name? Would definitely visit. Also there's a ramen-ya on Picadilly Gardens now. I had never had ramen before and it was without exaggeration the best meal I'd had all year. Going again next Friday, can't wait.
>>36781412
I honestly can't remember. It was a couple of years back
>>36780765
>>36780521
Eventually arrived
Was Pajeet and he struggled to find my address, doesn't taste too bad for chinese at 2am, maybe im just hungry
>>36781428
I'm
>>36781331
Don't tend to get on Manchester way these days, Chinatown is alright I spose
May as well check, any of you niggas play D&D before? Play talbletop shit? I'm interested damnit!
>>36781412
I'm jealous lad. I've never had ramen from a proper ramen place, just from Wagamamas.
The only two people I know who I ever go to restaurants with hate ramen, so even though I've had a few opportunities it never happened. And of course there isn't one local to me.
I should just go to Japan and have some there.
>>36778046
Lads I CWE 400mg of codeine.
Will I die now or soon if I start drinking?
>>36781459
>any of you niggas
So cringeworthy, either say nigger properly, or don't say it at all
>>36781457
>I'm
Err, okay
>>36781459
I tired to get into Warhammer 40k for a couple of months about 15 years ago.
>tfw I told myself I would have an early night tonight
I have a meeting with my counsellor in the morning and I know I was meant to be thinking about something we discussed but I can't even remember what we talked about to be honest
>>36781483
>400mg of codeine.
about half the lethal dose.
>considering spending 29.99 quid on a f2p game I hate playing and haven't played much for months>spent over 100 on it last year for a mini physical item
>>36781459
Yeah, played 3.5 and 4. Some fun to be had. Played characters across the races, classes and alignments, feels good to mix it up.
>>36781473
Honestly it's night and day, truly amazing I just couldn't believe it. Tried some from Yo Sushi and it was extremely bad by comparison. A place dedicated to one thing is going to put the effort into it. If you're a weeb they also do the whole bowing, 'Irashai!' and the rest. Found it a bit weird desu, wasn't sure if I was meant to do it back or what.
>>36781412
Found it. Wasabi Sushi & Noodle Bar, the one at The Quadrangle.
>>36781543
Ta m8 I know it actually, never been in though. Sounds like I should
>>36781513
yeah i'm cool with that. I don't want to die right now (It's recreational) but I hear drinking and painkillers are a weird combo and can make. you ill.
Am I good?
>>36781576
fucks up your liver.
look it up with google you twats. stop killing yourselves with bad combinations of drugs.
they're mostly harmless in the right doses
>>36781576
You will probably feel ill if you're not used to it. I'm on about 180mg and a few vodkas right now and feeling pretty...weird.
wanna hang out?
lets have a get together sometime. okay?
we can have a nice party with booze and prossies and everyone in the thread is invited.
https://www.verywell.com/can-i-mix-painkillers-and-alcohol-2564395
drugabuse.com/library/concurrent-alcohol-and-painkiller-abuse/
stop it you twats.
google will inform you that you have made bad decisions. STOP.
Drink or take painkillers, not both.
>>36781630
i'm teetotal and gay, will the hang out be accomodating
>>36781673
sure. we can play games and dance and eat pizza. good nuff?
>>36781673
you can have your own toilet cubicle ebin lad
Why are train tickets so obscenely overpriced? wanted to take a trip for my 30th birthday coming up but it's like 100 bong. Fucking joke.
>>36781659
But if I do both then there is a chance it'll kill me
>>36781630
>wanna hang out?
yes mate where you at?
>>36781714
I don't really like pizza
>>36781715
nice
>>36781724
>wanted to take a trip for my 30th birthday
where you thinking of?
>>36780018
don't
b
rude
>>36781730
you'll probably destroy your liver and have horrible ailments as you get older for as long as you live.
Stop while you can and take care of yourself so your body will last longer, kay?
nothing to be ashamed of, just be careful in future.
I too have mixed OTC drugs and alcohol to my detriment... now I know better
>nearly finished my 1st K cider... shall I crack another
>>36781630
yes lad. i like that you are getting brasses too for the lads.
you're a legend. id deffo be attending this and i would get my boyz to come too
>>36781752
Bristol to hang out with my friends. Taken the trip twice before but I'm pretty sure I left it too late. Apparently 2-ish weeks before the travel date is too fucking soon and it makes them almost 2x as expensive.
>>36781748
it's a metaphor for comfort food
like, kebabs, curry, chips, pasties, whatever you like.
>>36781748
i thought you were gonna cut out the gay stuff?
>>36781770
>nearly finished my 1st K cider
it's been hours mate
>>36781809
>ebin
>not submitting to homolust
like asking eric pickles to lay off the pies
>>36781797
Ice cream for me then
>>36781809
I was but I fapped to gay stuff yesterday, I couldn't help myself so I gave upI'm not even really gay tbqh
>>36781845
Just fap to anal with girls
Will /britfeel/ ever be in the news?
This doesn't have to specifically include naming 'britfeel', they could just refer to "A thread posted on 4chan" with a screencap
>>36781743
London. I should be getting a job soonish I hope, so maybe in the next few months?
>>36781772
y-you have friends? are you sure you're a robut?
>>36781826
y-yeah
>>36781845
nothing wrong with being bi lad if you are not just compensating for your lack of female attention. im personally not into fellas but i would probably fuck a trap if i was horny enough
>Somewhat racist
>Fap to nig on white sissy porn
>Feel the lust for the BBC
>Finish
>Sadness and self-disgust
Why have the Jews done this to me?
>>36781870
>are you sure you're a robut?
dont know but i am socially retarded and spazzy. never had a gf. my friends are socially awkward too.
>>36781862
They literally mentioned how people on /r9k/ hate 'normies' and 'Chad', so anything is fucking possible now.
Is tinder worth it lads? im not bad looking i suppose but im not very photogenic and i dont have good people skills, i have a feeling id just get laughed at
>>36781857
I don't really like pro stuff at all, only JAV now and again. I like gritty amatuer stuff. I don't know but most stuff with girls just doesn't do it. even 2d males > females too.
>>36781862
Just wait... Just wait....
>>36781870
>London.
I live in Ashford which is just outside. Which part of London?
>>36781914
in that case, bring em too.
we can play some multiplayer games and get some cheap takeaway and booze.
and prostitutes.
>make a cracking post in /d2g/
>no responses
>britfeel is the only place which validates my existance and responds to me
>>36781894
The Jews didn't do that, your parents poor upbringing of you did
>>36781940
you seem to suffer from shame
>>36781943
Ealing/West London.
Lots of anons in SW, we should have a meet up at an AONB like a camping trip or some shit
>>36781944
Can me and mr cuddles come? we're britfeel celebs since we made the op image
>>36781986
>Ealing/West London.
I used to live in Brentford.
>>36781944
i will try lad. when would this be?
Lets play spot the meme
How many memes can you spot in the OP image?
>>36781986
H A C K N E Y checking in
>>36782048
can confirm asian qts are worth pursuing
Anyone got a lethal dose? Wanting to leave the coil
yank films often make me feel shitty. anyone else know this feeling?
>>36782118
too many pleb films lad. You're a brit you're not made for that shit, watch some /grimflicks/
>>36782131
thats the thing lad. i cant relate to any of the nonsense in yanks films. they are always so over the top and too positive.
brit films are just better and i can relate to them more
the change of clothes is in case you shit yourself. I'd lend you my own clothes, but no guarantees it'll fit.
The food is also to stop you from drunkenly shitting yourself. Get some fibre in you lads, no sloppy alcohol induced diahhorea please
I also cook decently well. Roast veg, oven bakes, noodles and all that shit.
Do you want me to pay for everything?
Jfc
If you lot are really interested in a meet up, you can chat on discord.
Don't get your liver stolen.
It's a far way off yet, but I envisage getting drunk in nature and shit and banter under the stars and smoking in the fields and getting takeaway lamb burgers and chips and kebabs and all sorts really.
Im delusional, aren't I?
I'm going to crack my second can of K now I think
>both parents married 3 times
>have 9 kids between them
why are they such fucking sluts?
lads... I told you last time that I was in love with my second-cousin's daughter and I wanted to marry her...
Sexy Kev told me not to fuck up the family stuff but it's too late... I proposed and she said no and she doesn't want to talk to me anymore... i'm so humiliated lads I don't know what to do.. think I will drink heavily now...
>>36782343
i cant help but laugh at this anon, you royally fucked up, i suppose moving away isnt an option?
Thats what you get for not listening to Prime Minister Kev
>>36782186
Brit films are top lad, there are reasons our bands/artists/film are worldly known
Have you seen Sexy Beast? if....? Dead mans shoes? clockwork orange? under the skin? kes?
daily reminder: Ernest Hemingway was right hard fucker and you could all learn something from him
>>36782364
she lives far off so it's not like I can see her by accident...
Every family gathering she doesn't show up anymore... to avoid me I guess :(
>>36781968
We appreciate you lad
>>36782367
Brazil?
Four Lions?
Withnail & I?
It sucks that's it so difficult to get hold of a gun in the UK
It's the best way to kill yourself IMO
Shall I crack my 2nd can of K now?
Dunno when I shall get a hold of booze next... I might want to get smashed on another evening for instance...
>>36782411
all great mate
why would anyone smoke whilst giving a blowjob
>t. dry mouth
wtf
friendly reminder that you will never be a top shagger like anons dad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlAlUK7fvN
>19
>messaging 40-50 year old women for sex
>>36782367
Children of men
original
>>36782418
it's also the easiest way to commit a murder spree...
you're not planning something, are you, anon?
>>36782514
fugg em hard anon. get yet dick wet
>>36782514
nothing wrong with that laddy, i lost my virginity to a 48 year old when i was 21
>>36782530
lmao no
just a swift bullet through my own skull would do nicely
>>36782507
r-right... thanks for that....
who else staying up at these ungodly hours perusing pornography and wanking till dawn?
>>36782370
>right hard fucker
>blew his own brains out
Yeah nah
anyone up for gay chat? no homo
Confucius say
One who ho to sleep with itchy arsehole
Wake with smelly finger
I want to go swimming so i can lose weight, but i don't own any form of swimming clothing, and generally worry there'll be a lot of people there and i'll look like an autismotron, or there'll be no one there but the lifeguard awkwardly watching me. pls help me lads
>>36782587
>be sick and failing health
>go to a famous clinic
>get electroshock therapy that causes depression
>blow brains out with favourite shotgun
seems fitting to me
>>36782601
confucius say man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
Confucius say
Not every gay is britfeel poster
But every britfeel poster is gay
>>36778046
Posting a cheeky Cilla before beddy byes
been getting blocked a lot more by women on pof since i update my profile and went into more detail with my interests. i pretty much just talked about my music taste and how i like to read non-fiction.
Anyone else still up finishing off their drinks?
>>36783219
Yeah couple of vodka+cokes to go. I really should be in bed but I'm just a mess lately.
im still up, not finishing any drink though
>>36783219
I'm finishing off my nightly suicidal mope.
>>36783261
What's troubling you mate?
>>36783293
Now or in general? At the moment I'm feeling miserable because my bitcoins STILL havent cleared and this girl hasnt replied to me. In general I've been going downhill since I turned 30 a couple of months ago. Stopped working out and started drinking again and eating like shit.
>>36783331
Seems like you still have things that you care about, so it can't be all that bad. I'm terrified about turning 30 - 3 years to go. Accomplished sod all.
i feel like all my problems in life is caused by my lack experience with women. i get depressed because im 23 and i have never had a gf. i forced my self out of sheer force to date a few women but it never worked out because i never knew what i was doing.
>>36783266
The moping is a lot better than the actual sleeping for me. There's a perverse pleasure in moping. Not so much in waking up.
>If You're Going to a Game Center Try This One
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqN1D-_ceE
I've received a postcard.
"Hello, Chief Arino." Hello!
"I'd like to introduce you to /britfeel/ in the country of England. It's a thread with many interesting people. Please check it out."
And so, we've come to /britfeel/. Wow, there's a man in that guy's thought bubble. What gives?
>/britfeel/: located in the /r9k/ board of 4chan. A light discussion thread with a variety of posters.
>Arino is still wondering about the thought bubble he saw. He asks a poster before browsing the thread.
I see the thing in the thought bubble is a man.
-Ah, yes. That's the forced meme; it has nothing to do with us. It changes every week.
-Oh, it changes every week?
-Yes. It's the week of Sexy Kev.
-Oh, that's why it has a man, I see!
>With his curiosity satisfied he searches for posts. However...
>A woman in the window catches his attention.
Wow. Look. She looks just like Watanabe.
>What post does he read when he regains focus?
This takes me back! Waifus.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhwPP_Ilyc
>Waifuposting
>posters can choose from a variety of drawings.
I'll go with Reimu.
>Arino chooses to make a short blogpost with a picture attatched.
Waaa. Sugei.
But back then I didn't realise it was this gay.
Shoot. Shoulda gone with the lewd picture.
>he gives up on the bonus (You)s and tries to finish the post.
>though Arino works diligently to finish the post...
Abunai!
>in the end he couldn't bring himself to post it. Game over.
>the chief spots another post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhwPP_Ilyc
>Up next is the famous shoot 'em up series, Metal Slug.
I wonder which way I should go...
>given how many times he's played times Arino hoped for the high score, but...
Abunai!
>He's treated to a Game Over shortly after beginning.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqN1D-_ceE
>And so Arino observed the strange posts of /britfeel/
>>36783417
If your only problems are lack of experience with women then count yourself lucky.
>>36783438
The catharsis you get is good, but nothing beats sleep.
>>36783470
i have other problems but that is the main one that depresses me. other shit like never had a job etc can be sorted.
>>36783498
Why are you awake then?
>>36783534
originally see
>>36783266
original
i fucking hate online dating. what the fuck am i doing. i cant help but feel spite and anger towards women when i go on these sites. 90% of the women are fucking boring as fuck and have real interests or hobbies, and the few ones that seem seem smart are stuck up as fuck and apathetic.
>>36783561
Ah right. Fair play then. I used to love the nightly mope. Now it's the nightly effort to stay awake and prolong the day.
>>36783631
Or postpone, rather.
>>36783612
Most women can get most men on demand. Online dating only has the dregs, you can't expect any quality.
>>36783688
I think online dating is actually a lot harder.
>>36783688
it does have a lot of dregs or its women that have extremely high standards and are looking for something they cant get in real life.
>>36783703
it is a lot harder. the few times i have approached women in real life i actually managed to get somewhere. most women completely ignore me on dating sites and the few that reply normally stop talking to me after a handful of messages.
i managed to date one girl off pof and she got really fucking weird with me after the second date.
>>36783703
>>36783756
This makes sense because Demand/supply is weighted towards women.
They can get hundreds of messages. There's always going to be a better looking/more interesting guy that will take their interest = high standards. It's a mug's game unless you can find some kind of niche.
Of course this is just my opinion.
>>36783818
you;re right lad. its exactly like this. even if i manage to get talking to a girl, she is probably talking to a bunch of other girls and she is likely going to stop messaging me because she is hitting it off more with another guy
bit of a shit comparison but if i never talk to girls on omegle, i can manage to have a proper conversation with them because they are only talking to me. its the same with in real life. (i know they are girls because i will add them on kik or skype)
only reason i use online dating is because i am too much of a spazz to approach women in real life
>>36783801
Weird how so? It's good that you actually managed to get a date from it. I've had sod all luck from dating sites but have managed to attract women in person. It's much easier in person because you meet under some common ground, studying the same thing or whatever, and get talking to them naturally. But what on earth do you say to a random stranger on a dating site?
>>36783892
>only reason i use online dating is because i am too much of a spazz to approach women in real life
I'm the opposite. If I meet someone in real life then there is some mutual context there. Easy to set up a conversation from there and then go with it. But a stranger on the internet? What on earth am I supposed to say? Much more awkward.
>>36783911
>Weird how so?
some girl message me randomly, we started talking for a few days, i asked for her number, we texted for a few days, and she asked if i wanted to meet up with her. she lived about 10 mins walk from my house
after the second date we had sex and after a few days she got weird and said we are moving too fast and she isnt feeling a spark. day we slept together she was all over me and kept saying she liked me. the fuck made her change her mind. i never meet women in real life. the only women i see are in the odd bar i might go to every so often and i have no idea how the fuck i am meant to approach them in front of all their friends.
>>36783962
how do you meet people though? my friends dont know any girls, and im stuck in my room the rest of the time. even when im out with my mates, the only places we really see girls is at barss but they are usually with a group of friends and i would feel like a tit talking over to them and trying to talk to the girl in front of all her friends. even normies dont do this. normies normally meet girls through friends.
>tfw no drunken failures to keep me company whilst I drink myself to sleep
>>36784092
It sounds like she wasn't a nice person.
>>36784092
Who cares at least you fucked her. Onwards and upwards, lad.
>>36784211
Yea, she was a prick. She got into a relationship about a month after it. The girl I dated before her was more of a bitch.
>>36784384
I guess but it was just annoying because i got lead on and i wanted a relationship
>new version of Murder on the Orient Express
>it's american
Oh dear, lads. Just kill me
ily all lads desu
>>36785246
Are you drunk, lad?
>>36784439
man up faggot lad
Lads, why is it I can still see two individuals who I used to message a lot, but have since removed from my friends list, on Facebook Messenger?
I also only seem to see that they're online at odd times, like the wee hours of the morning, when few other people are.
>>36785246
I love you too anon and lads
I fucking hate my life, lads
>>36786176
why lad whats up, what don't you like?
>wisdom teeth come through fine
>get a cavity
I have no luck
>>36786236
Just disinterested with all my hobbies. Not doing well at university. Friendless and even my flatmates are not talking to me anymore.
After getting curious and sticking a cheeky finger up my arse last night I've concluded that gays are wasting their time.
>This cunt who bullied me in high school
http://www.rochdaleonline.co.uk/news-features/2/news-headlines/109852/umar-iqbal-jailed-for-sexually-assaulting-16yearold-girl
>>36786752
At 3.30pm on Friday 5 March 2017, a 16-year-old girl was walking along Yorkshire Stree when Iqbal approached her. He tried to engage her in conversation but she felt uneasy and walked away. Iqbal followed her onto Princess Street and told her that he liked her and asked if she had a boyfriend.
He took hold of the victim's hand and she told him to get off but he didn't. He pulled her towards a garaged area and tried to kiss her. She said no and pulled away, and Iqbal sexually assaulted her.
>>36786805
>Iqbal followed her onto Princess Street and told her that he liked her and asked if she had a boyfriend.
Why are pakistani men so alpha?
Find out a girl had 7 guys at the age of 21.
Im no longer intwrested in her.
Is this normal lads? Am i just being prude. Ive been with 5 girls and im 28.
Probably wrong place to ask.to be fair. But youre half normies.
Pic related, its how I feel when turning down roasties.
>>36786845
What I'm curious about is how they caught him and why he plead guilty?
CCTV?
>>36786882
Some degenerates admit they are dirty sexpests. Just because you didn't doesnt mean shit lad.
morning lads. bare hanging from my 1 can of K last night... can't believe tories are winning seats, bastards... I will see them pay
having a lovely cup of tea and enjoying the blueness of the sky
fucking lol they used UKIP as a meatshield...
pretended they would have a chance, and threw them away for a quick boost to votes when it was opportune... dirty cunts
>>36786863
You're 28 for fuck sakes, stop giving a shite
>Walking doggo
>Bypass some George Soros imitator
>Doggo accidentally brushes past his leg
>He turns around and starts angrily babbling at me in old people runes
>Apologize and continue onward to the park
>He keeps turning back at me and giving me dirty looks
good morning good morning good mooooooooorning
>>36787355
>apologising
Did you let him fuck your wife too?
>>36787581
The fuck is a 'wife'?
>>36787874
Oh, sorry. I forgot where I am
I meant boyfriend
give me a cuteboifriend
Good morning lads~
I have to go to therapy today to discuss other treatment options after dropping out of CBT. I am kind of tempted not to show up desu. Also debating whether to mention that I am taking spiro~
What have you got planned for today then lads? Nice weather desu~
>need a shit
>can't shit
Can't even sit on the toilet for an hour cause I have to go and pretend to do work.
>tfw your amazon delivery comes a day earlier than expected
Looking to move out. Another know any decents places to check
>tfw didn't die in sleep last night
Thats depressing. Now I've gotta crawl though another day of work.
I also agreed to doing some social shit tonight so Friday night is ruined.
Good morning lads. Seeing granddad for some lunch at the 'spoons today. Comfy
>>36786863
She's actually quite chaste.
You're probably a repressed homophagian.
why do people originaIly do this?
>>36788016
On anti-depressants and in therapy
Really not surprising some warped cunt like you would be.
>>36788495
don't respond to it it might go away
>>36788016
>Also debating whether to mention that I am taking spiro~
>not being open and honest with the people who are employed to help you
no wonder it's not working desu~
>finally realize the last person that talks to me has removed me from their friendlist
feels bad
Oh thank fuck the shit finally decided it was ready. My arse does burn like the surface of the sun now though.
In other news went to see Snarky Puppy live yesterday which was great.
Just saw something about a disabled-peoples nightclub in Walsall i think it was.
Does this class them as normies?
>>36788835
Yeah, disabled people are totally normal.
>>36788835
how disabled do you have to be?
>>36788835
>disabled-peoples nightclub
Please go and take pics
>>36788874
>>36788876
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-39739123/nightclub-hosts-disability-event
Dunno if links work but here it goes
>>36788835
A fair amount of disabled people are normal because a mega normie will take them under their wing for the social points of being nice to the disabled.
Daily reminder that John Christie is /ourguy/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Christie_(murderer)
>" his first attempts at sex were failures, branding him throughout adolescence as "Reggie-No-Dick" and "Can't-Do-It-Christie."
>tfw atheist but really into reading religious texts and holy books
think ill get put on some list somewhere for ordering a qu'ran?
>>36788977
I have one, and no you won't get put on a list
Posting on 4chan is far more likely to get you on one than ordering a Qur'an
I think this is more likely to get me on a list desu
>>36788977
Na. Not any important lists anyway.
>>36788977
I ordered the quaran and Mein Kampf at the same time. Probably gave May concern.
Every town should have a serial killer to keep people on their toes
Good God the Civ AI is just piss poor
>>36789071
I'd probably go on more nightwalks if I knew there was a serial killer around.
just finished my 2nd day of 500mg dnp.
slept 8am till 230
5 till 830
9 till 2 am
3am till 6
630am till 10.
so nice sleeping 14 hours or so a day
>>36789031
is mein kampf worth reading?
the fact that its by hitler isnt enough of a pull for me to give it a shot
>>36789082
what one you playing, lad?
ive been playing civ 2 on my ps1 and loving it, the games take days if not weeks
>>36789131
I'll admit, I've started and stopped a few times. It's not particularly well written considering he was just ranting in a cell to on of his mates.
Ah shit. Been dragged out to some shitter birthday meal with coworkers. I should've just said I was busy.
>>36778109
>tfw really needed a shower and shave this morning but overslept and didn't have time
>>36789131
No, stop reading meme shit from a man with joint responsibility for the deaths of 30 million of the most able in Europe.
Read non meme shit like the gulag archipelago.
>>36778109
out for the count by 7:30 last night, thanks to southern comfort and tramadol I got an enjoyable 14 hrs in bed
>>36788016
I left cbt yesterday after telling them my medication has stopped me from having panic attacks and stopped the anxiety being as bad as it was. got told there was nothing they could do for me
as for plans for the day, I need to sort my desk out, go get muh meds. then it's gonna be vidya
Tell me how to vote lads
>>36789351
>Tell me how to vote lads
How have you voted previously?
My life not be perfect, I might not be perfect. But god forbid, I'll never sink as low as having a fucking 'waifu'
Obsessing over some little cartoon girl because no female in the real world will give you affection.
>>36789366
This desu, sometimes you forget you're on /r9k/ when you're on /britfeel/ because most of the lads are so functional and normal (to an extent), but then you see weebs posting moeshit and you remember where you are.
>>36789366
With you there mate. I've never been a big anime guy anyway,
>>36789362
Leave.
Aside from that, I haven't.
>>36789351
how to vote
there's a designated building you go to, you normally get a card posted to you that says where it is, you go give your name get a ballot paper go into a booth and put a cross next to who you vote for, then go put the paper in a box
>>36778046
lucozade changed the recipe
It was my only hangover cure that works
>>36789147
Playing civ 5
A city just revolted and joined me
This is getting interesting. It's in the heart of their empire and couldn't be a better vantage point to invade
>>36789384
We;; Tories are going to win, maybe a massive landslide. Look up your local mps and decide which one you like best, because nationally it's Mummy May running the show for the next few years.
>>36789402
>lucozade changed the recipe
they bloody what? Why?
>>36789275
Well it's great to hear medication is working for you lad, and at least you gave CBT a try. Hope you have a comfy day playing vidya~
>>36789366
doesnt work like that lad, you dont just decide to 'have' a waifu
you dont find her, she will find you
>>36789402
it tastes exactly the same to me i have no idea what people are complaining about.
>>36789433
you probably have the old stock
It now has the after taste of diet drinks
whenever i see a fat girl when i go out all i can think is fucking the shit of her. it drives me crazy. skinny girls aren't attractive at all to me
>>36789415
"for peoples well being and health"
they forget diabetics use it and people who are sick want it
now its useless even for a pick me up
>>36789452
Have you banged a fatty before?
Keep on looking forward to lunch then realising I agreed to some shit birthday dinner so I can't even hide from coworkers. And I agreed to see my mates shit pub band after work. My friday is ruined lads. I had plans to get drunk and watch samurai movies that I have to push back to tomorrow.
>>36789366
I've had female affection and male, and still would rather have 2d over 3d.
And I thought the lack of female affection turned lads prison gay, not make them turn to cartoons
>>36789481
no, i've tried but even they don't want me
>>36789498
>pub band
you poor bastard
Waifus fags are weirdos and should fuck off to wizchan or reddit desu
Is 'muh waifu' something that started as a joke but then lonely people took it seriously?
Last day of wagecuckery
NEW EDITION
>>36789541
>>36789541
>>36789499
you can't "have" something that doesn't actually exist. dumbo
>haven't made sex in about four years
>confidence non existent
>female friend tells me to go on tinder
>fuck it, yolo
>run out of likes
>shell out 6 quid something
>exhaust the small pool in this no horse region I'm visiting with said friend
>zero matches
>properly suicidal
>do a dry run in largish US city
>scores of matches
>fair few messages and super likes
>averages around 6/10 girls, some uggos, some solid 8s
>no effort pics on my end. zero airbrushing and general autistic rambling in description bit
>literal justbeyourself.jpg mode
>go back to large city I live in this weekend
Am I a normie???
Haha. Seriously though, I'm scared you guys. What if those matches in the US were just flukes or outliers or trolls or basic anglophiles? What if nobody in my city likes me?
I guess if worst comes to worst, I could always become a circuit lecturer and get a job in the US
>>36789509
I know. I didn't even know they had one until last week when they asked me to come. It's also an hour away on the bus and is not even a nice pub.
>>36789618
you type like a paki m8
>>36789659
Why would anglophiles be into a Pakistani?
>>36789568
Ah yeah I should have worded it better.
I would rather have an imaginary life with 2d over a physical life with 3d
>>36786664
Yea, I don't get bottoms. Getting bummed must not feel that good compared to a girl getting fucked in the pussy or doing the fucking.