What is a cool thing to say after fucking someones else gf?
>>36778031
"YOU LIKE DAT, WHITE BOI?"
>if you tell anyone about this I'll fucking kill you
"b-b-but we're still friends right?"
>>36778031
"I stretched the memory imprint of your cock out of her cunt walls with my monstrous member, father."
>>36778031
>img
where is this from?
why is she so pained/scared
>>36778031
This, exactly, verbatim:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzz1pL_ZsY
>>36779019
>filthy frank
You're a faggot even on reddit.
Why say anything? If Ryan Gosling taught us anything it's the absence of words that's cool.
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>>36778031
That was a good dream
Ha ha !! It looks like I have Had An Orgasm!!!
>>36779072
Ryan Gosling could start acting like a literal autist and still bang 10/10s every day. Neither celebrities nor fiction can teach you anything about real life, anon.
>>36778031
"You can fuck my boyfriend if it'd make you feel better."
>>36779819
exactly. If ryan gosling is just silence it's hot and brooding, if a ugly robot does it he's weird and creepy.
>>36779072
Did you not watch The Notebook?
HE WROTE HER A LETTER EVERY FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
>>36778031
"Eyo this was your bitch? Hey don't worry you can have her back,
now she's going to be a bit less tight than before after having a real man in her and all, but maybe you can start using the backdoor, haven't used that one... yet"
>>36778031
Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know!
JK, JK, I knew all along!
And she's sucking on my hose
I go twelve inch deep in the pussy
After twenty minutes you can drive a fucking Jeep in the pussy
Know what I'm talking 'bout?
Smack her in the pussy
When I pee it burns
Let it burn like George Bushy
I regret to inform you I fucked your girl's pussy
Man I swear I didn't know
JK, JK, JK, JK I knew all along!
I just fucked your girl before this song
And I know it's kind of wrong
When she's sucking on my dong
And she's so fat like a land whale
Uh, shoot that poon with a harpoon
Yeah, I just wanna lick a whale in the fucking whale pussy
That's why I fucked your fat girlfriend you fucking nerd!
>>36779899
The Notebook? Are you infinitely oblivious. That's from Drive