Hi! Welcome to my first tutorial where I'll teach you how to talk to a girl in class, on a date or anywhere else.
1. Ask a lots of questions - Girls loooove to talk about themselves. Just smile and nod and think about the next question in the meantime.
>So how's school/work doing?
>What exactly it is that you do? Your job sounds so interesting!
>You have a great figure! Do you lift?
>Your family sounds so interesting! Are they as interesting in real life?
You won't even have to talk! Sometimes, you can add some info about yourself and be like:
>I want some McDonald, but it's so unhealthy! I like to eat healthy, do you think we should go to McDonalds sometimes?
How to take her out?
>I'm such a coffee/tea lover! I'm addicted. Do you like coffee? .... No? ..... How can you not like coffee? You just haven't taste the right one yet! Do you want me to show you?
>You are so nice, do you go to a gym? Do you think we could work out together sometimes? I usually have to go by myself...
Just be nice and don't be too pushy if you don't feel like it.
Look into her eyes. You probably won't because you're scared little shit. Well, just look at her forehead, right between her eyes. Smile at her and keep the eye contact. If you will talk about something with your friend, keep an eye contact with him and also sometimes look at her so she would know that you are telling the story to her also!
Don't compliment on her looks. You can tell her she is nice though. Girls don't want to feel like your sexual object. You should usually compliment only one part of her body: ie. eyes, nose, hair.. not the whole face! It's too cliche.
Don't be afraid to crack jokes. Try to smile and seem interested when she talks about herself. Just fake the look that you care SO MUCH about what she says about her ugly smelly ass cat or her boring friends.
This thinks works if you are ugly?
>>36777937
>Just smile and nod and think about the next question in the meantime.
Don't do this. Pay as much attention as you can, remember as much as you can, maybe even take notes asap afterwards. Bringing up something she mentioned a long while back will potentially earn you anal sex.
>>36777981
No of course not. If you are under 6ft you have bigger problems than just being a social retard.
>>36777937
i never tought talking with girls was as easy and excately the same as talking with guys.
i did half this yesterday. the only mistake i s i had the background thought that gorls get bored from being asked question. untill i got confused after the qt i was talking with repeated the same shit about her sister to her friend(girl) after i didnt show much intrest in it because of the background thought that girls get tired of getting asked questions.
i got it all wrong. i guinuily like asking question, low self esteem girls will surely hate answering.
>>36777981
No because they won't even talk to you to begin with.
>>36777937
>You have a great figure! Do you lift?
>Don't compliment on her looks.
>Girls don't want to feel like your sexual object.
>>36777937
Serious question - What if you want a girl not for sex but just to fuck around as a friend? I've got zero sex-drive so it's hard.
Shall I just go gay but not bang the guy? I feel it would be a better friend outcome for chilling playing games etc?
>>36777937
Tutorial for dummies:
How to speak to girls.
1. Be attractive.
2. You literally don't have to say anything other than "hi", and stuff to keep the conversation going (sometimes not even that)
>>36777937
This doesn't work. Women dont care even about their own hobbies. They want you to lead and talk about yourself. I lost track of how many dates I fucked up by engaging women in what they are interested in. The feedback I got was it was a nice guy thing because only they would be interested in what the woman is interested in.
>>36777937
you're sounding like a total beta cuck, she'll notice and drop you soon if you keep behaving like that
I'm a studying hypnotist and nlp practitioner and one of the simplest and most powerful things you can do is listen to what they say and notice the focus and tonal shift of certain words when they're talking. Rather than paraphrasing what they say feed some of those key words back in your response and as you do this start to mirror their body language and movements. This triggers an unconscious response that "hey this person understands me!"
As for opening lines don't use pickup lines just make a comment about the places or event your at. "what drinks are on special? Do you know the band playing?"
It's so simple it sounds stupid but it works.
>>36778436
This to be honest. It literally doesn't matter what you say, just be attractive and her pussy leaks even when you talk 2 hours about your favorite slice of life anime.
>>36777937
How do I not shut down and run away due to anxiety when talking to a woman that might be interested in me?
>>36777937
Your overall message is pretty much correct, but the way you suggest delivering these things is severely autistic and comes across as horridly insincere and trying way too hard.
>>36777937
"Thanks, you too" and "Fuck off, dirty cunt" is all I need pal.
>>36778111
This. If you're under 6 feet don't even waste your time approaching girls. It's futile.
>>36777937
IDK, if you asked me about my job, family, eating habits, and my boring hobbies there's no way I'd sleep with you. I need excitement.
If I were a woman.
I do that a lot, but they always give me 2-3 word responses. It's a good sign that they don't want to talk to me so I leave.
>"So how was your day?"
It was ok
>"Nothing big happened today?"
Nope
>"So did you hear what happened on (whatever the hell we're talking about) today?"
Yeah
>"So what do you think about it?"
It was cool
>"Well I thought (whatever character) was great, so I hope they return some day. But I remember you said you didn't like them."
Yeah
Sorry Chad, but I'm going to need more help then ask questions. I get the cold shoulder every time. It feels horrible.
>>36778361
It's almost like people giving out social advice on /r9k/ are unqualified...