>go to store
>buy 5 pizzas and large coke
>get to check-out
>"someones having a party!"
>mfw
>>36769591
stop eating so much fatty
of course this isn't original
5 pizzas ? that'll last me for 5 days not even kidding /skellyhere/
>>36769591
someones having acid reflux!
>>36769591
I don't know how anyone can not eat at least 2 frozen pizzas, 1 regular sized pizza is never enough for me
>>36769935
>he can eat a pizza a day
Fat shit fuck off
>>36769935
A pizza a day is like 3000 cal/day.
>>36770005
cant you? one pizza that's your only meal throughout a day. i never tried it but i think i can do it.
>>36770006
now that i think about it... uhhh. yeah.
>>36770053
Unless you're 6' 8", 3000 cal a day is physiologically going to end up making you weigh 350+ lbs.
>>36770099
Not entirely true, you can burn off some of those calories depending on how much exercise you do
>>36770006
Depends. The pizzas at 7/11 are only about 1200 for a pie. I managed to lose weight when all I ate was pizza for a month lol
>>36770006
Not all pizzas are the same. The ones I get are only 1250 cal.
>>36769591
>tfw no fellow fatbots to mow down on food with while watching cartoons