When a girl sits on your lap, are you a creep if you get a boner?

You're gay if you don't get one.

>>36763550
>>36763500
what if it's a really really ugly girl? will we get boners? hmmm

>>3676360
pretty much any girl would give you a boner if you're some loser who goes to this site

>>36763500
Implying a girl will sit in my lap.

>>36763500

So, why do girls sit in laps? My older female cousin sat in my lap for like 10 minutes in front of my family. Weird.

>>36763500
Depends on the context and how old they are.

>>36763500
Depends on the age. If it's <12 or something, you should admit yourself to jail.

No, it's an implied reaction. Any woman that would get bothered by that is a moron, plain and simple.

if shes not related to you or underage its not creepy
shes probably doing it to try and feel you get a boner anyway

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>>36763500
Holy fuck this post triggered a memory deep inside
>ugly, fat and unpopular 13-14 me
>popular brother brings two of his girl friends over to our house
>autistic so just sit in another room playing vidya
>brother asks me to join them dont know why
>guess because my brothers there I won't sperg out too much
>both girls are cute and nice to me even a bit flirty
>one of the two girls had really bad b.o. for whatever reason
>not like it was a hot day b.o. like a really potent odour
>start talking for a while all going better than I'd imagined
>decide to jump on our laps, don't remember why that was
>b.o. girl sits on me, lands right on my crotch
>can feel my dick in between her ass crack
>frantically try to get her off
>dick was diamonds but the smell was really strong now she was so close
>get her off, makes fun of me saying "I felt that" and we laugh it off

I know it's a shit story but this thread reminded me of it.

Depends. Probably not immediately but if you do it's not a big deal if they find you attractive

>>36765096
shit read. I was expecting them to call you a creep then leave

>>36763604
I wouldn't even let her sit on my lap, but I bet an uggo doesn't have the slightest self-confidence to sit on a man's lap anyways.

>>36763500
if you are ugly then you are a creep. If you're good looking then you aren't

>>36763853
Self-esteem boost. First, they want to know if they can get through with it, and second, if they are allowed then the boner is the ultimate self-esteem boost for them. If a gal is in puberty and seeks out to sit on a boy's lap then that's all she's in for, really.

No, it's a totally normal reaction; that's why girls do it. They want to tease you for their own gratification. After highschool though if a girl sits on your lap she probably wants the D, and if a girl is willing to sit on your lap you probably shouldn't be here.

>>36765545
She barely reacted at all it was weird

My cousin used to do this shit to me because she was a little fucking perv. Bitch ended up sucking my cock before she turned 13

the only time a girl sat on my lap I immediately threw her off and she landed on the floor with a big thud, now we're friends kek

>>36763500
I'd always tell her she's sitting on the keys in my pocket and it digs into my thigh, then scoot her into a position where she couldn't get into contact with my boner.

>>36763935
original fug

>>36763500
Yesterday this girl was doing something next to me and rubbing her thicc ass all over me and I got a little chub

Happens all the time when girls touch me or hug on me

>>36763500
Depends if you're attractive or ugly

>>36763550
what if shes a fat , ugly , drunk native american women ?

>>36766172
You've gotta colonize that shit.

>cousin does this to me while we watch a movie
>feels my thick cock through the fabric
>can feel her juicy ass through her yoga pants
>grinds on me subtly until I grab her hips and we're full on dry humping

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>>36763500
When I was at a High School dance once a girl I was acquainted with asked me to grind with her. Borderline dry humped her. When I got a little too excited she slowed me down back to her rhythm, but she expected and enjoyed my boner.

>>36763500
fuck, when a girl hugs me for more than 2 seconds I get a boner. Is that sad? The last time I cuddled someone years ago I was rock hard and I wasnt even thinking about fucking them.