>you've just died and are now at the gates of heaven
>god is standing in front of you with a list of all your worldly sins
what does he say?
traps are gay 77
>well... at least your still a virgin.
>Yeesh you were a depraved little man.
>Maybe I shouldn't of tested "How small can I make a man without him going insane."
>That said, little hothead like you is going where the rest of you belong. Have a nice trip!
>*Pit to hell opens and I freefall while screaming*
>>36761344
"Dude, what's with you and incest?"
>>36761344
>You diddled your sisters when you were 15
>As punishment anon, your afterlife will consist of you being diddled by 15 year olds yourself. This is only a fitting punishment.