>Dreamt I was giving my boyfriend a handjob >Wake up and

>>36761158
do it, faggotronfaggyfag

>>36761158
Give him the succ while he's sleeping. And also leave this place

>>36761158
do it ya slut
also start sucking him too

>>36761371
>>36761394
That's a lot of work and I already blew him today. I really like giving handjobs, they're the only thing he sometimes does to me too. At least in the front.

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>>36761537
Wait, you're actually gay?

You should kill yourself.

>>36761582
>Thinking girls post on /r9k/

If u blow him he will love it. I never minded bein woke up to fuck. My ex always woke up horny

>>36761691
Well, I'm the only one that works tomorrow so...

>>36761582
It blows my mind how you retard normal fags still find your way to my board honestly

Why do people post without lurking for at least a few months?

Seriously, if you knew anything about this board you wouldn't ask such a stupid question. Of course he is gay. Can you not spend just at least a month figuring out the context in which threads are made before posting?

>>36761751
So...what u dont wanna be tired or want to sleep elaborate

>>36761883
So I wouldn't be keeping him from anything if I woke him up with some sex

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>bf put me in a chastity cage for the week
>super horny already and can't stop thinking about sex

w-what a baka, I think I'll wake him up too

>>36761158
why do you ask us you fucking retarded faggot

>>36762025
Let's wake ours up together, I've shitpost long enough

>>36762058
Ok, let's do it. Tell me what happened.

>>36761158
please don't rape your bf, anon.

let me do it

>>36762110
I'm gonna~

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that tfw feel when no bf

>>36762391
Anon I'm your bf now *smooches you*

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>>36762560
What the fuck I have a boyfriend now. Let's have sex hon.

>>36762131
My bf got a little angry I woke him up, but I gave him a quick succ and it's all good now. He is using the notebook in the bed and I'm at the desk

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>Reach over him from behind and start stroking him
>He wakes up and rolls over to face me
>He says "Hi"
>"H-Hi"
>"What are you doing?"
>"Just this~"
>Stroke him more, he's getting hard now
>He kisses me, moves his lips down to my neck because he knows I love that
>Just keep stroking and kissing and touching until he cums
>Lick my hand clean and ask if he wants to have sex
>He puts his hand on my cheek and pets me a little
>Tells me I have work and should get some sleep
>He kisses my forehead
>"Okay"
>"I love you, anon"
>"I love you"
>He asks me if I want him to stay rolled over and cuddle
>I say it's fine so I can shitpost, which I might regret in a few minutes
I love him.

>>36762606
>>36762611
>Finished at the same time

Speaking about dreams, I had the weirdest fucking dream the other night. I dreamt that I sold my heart for money because you could get a pigs heart that will work since pigs have a lot of organs that are really similar to human organs. And then George W Bush got into a car accident and needed a new heart, and he got bumped to the top of the waiting list because he's a former president. So I gave my heart to George Bush, while I took a pigs heart.

>>36761582
Come on, man, even the newfags know better than this.

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>ywn have a boyfriend
Fuck you you faggot fuck for reminding me of this terrible feeling, the only fucking thing worse than being a KHV is being one that's also in the closet. Fucking delete this thread I'm so angry

>>36762611
>>36762630
noice :3

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>>36762606
At least it's okay after you did the thing!

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>>36762606
>My bf got a little angry I woke him up, but I gave him a quick succ and it's all good now. He is using the notebook in the bed and I'm at the desk
Is it possible to give a bj without waking someone up?

>>36763589
I've tried but he always wakes up

>>36763589
probably not, but I'll try next time

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>Aww what a sweet thre-
>Whats this?

>ITS A MALE!?

Please stop being gay Anon.

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>>36763773
It's still sweet. Love is always sweet.

>>36763799
love doesnt matter if its two men, thats bad

not him btw

>>36763916
Nobody cares about your opinion.

original.

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>>36763934
>Doesn't contribute to the thread

>>36763967
Thread is over though, the two qts pleased their boyfriends and are sleeping now or whatever.

>>36761158
No 4566

>>36763967
I dunno who homophobic Connie is but I've seen you in so many threads. I like you. I like this. Do you have a penis?

>>36762025
I decided to nofap until I get fucked in the ass again.

Two weeks in and I'm unable to focus my thoughts on anything but sex.

>>36765263
where do you live
you cant go on like this for much longer anon~

>>36765056
>I dunno who homophobic Connie is but I've seen you in so many threads. I like you. I like this. Do you have a penis?
do you?

>>36765056
i dont think connieposter would want to talk to you ever anon

not him btw

>>36763773
>>36767102
>>>36765056
>i dont think connieposter would want to talk to you ever anon
>not him btw
This