>be robot
>28
>6/10 face
>/fit/
>go on Omegle
>get skipped by every single western looking woman instantly despite most of them looking like ugly fat cunts
>eventually end up cam'ing with a group of Asian women
>they all look in their early 20s
>all skinny
>all pretty
>omg this man so sexy and beautifuuu
>omg i want him muh boyfriennn
>literally all giggling and blowing kisses
>they literally refuse to skip and stay camming with me for like 30 minutes until my net randomly drops out and we lose connection
This shit just proves how fucked up western women's standards are. These women would be considered a solid 7-8/10 here any western country because they're not fat, feminine and not hateful towards men. Meanwhile I can't even get a 2/10 white western whale to stay connected on Omelge for longer than 0.8 seconds.
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>Robot
>Ugly face
>22
>Not very fit but I work out a lot
>Go on Omegle
>Women of any ethnicity rarely skip me and normally I skip them because I don't wanna deal with boring attention whores
Gonna level with you, Anon, those Asian girls were probably making fun of you. Later, when they're having a laugh, they'll giggle and smirk thinking about that disgusting, old, ugly white man with yellow fever they saw on Omegle that one time.
>>36761084
why don't we just get asian girlfriends lads?
its easy to get your tomoko right now!!!! right op?
>>36761134
>tomoko
I believe you meant Misaki*
>>36761084
Don't ever say this to their face. The moment you put decent women on a pedestal it goes their head; stop gassing up these girls period. If they are decent then acknowledge it, but don't act like they descended from heaven.
>>36761125
I can almost guarantee at 28 I look younger than you lmao.
I might be a robot but I've stayed in shape my entire life, have clear skin, and take my personal hygiene/grooming extremely serious, not to mention I had a baby-face until the age of 24-25, not to mention my hairline is the same as it was when I was 10.
>>36761171
t. Chad with his dick out, literally sexing the old dating system goodbye with his diq
>>36761164
ah yes silly me of course I mean Misaki anon
>>36761164
>tfw have a girlfriend exactly like Misaki 100% after having obsessed over her my teen years and it's actually great I've loved her this whole time never problems between us the whole relationship is just her aura really
>>36761214
>>36761240
In fantasy worlds of tv, anime, video games and books, there are ideal partners and ideal and elevating relationships.
Written by men.
>>36761084
How the fuck did you even manage to roll a girl period? The amount of dudes is too damn high.
>>36761084
>It's an OP gets catfished by Asian camwhores episode
>>36761175
>I might be a robot, but I have great genes, perfect hygiene and asian women are all over my dick. I also have absolutely no problem showing my face to girls on the internet because i'm just that confident lmao. But trust me, I'm totally a robot just like you guys
>>36761084
Probably bait BUT
At least half of the girls on Omegle that insta-skip you are dudes showing videos. You just don't realize that because they didn't stick around long enough for you to tell them to talk to shoe on head to prove they were real.
50% of the rest of the girls either just kept clicking next out of habit or your camera didnt load fast enough for them.
50% of the remaining girls gave you literally 10 seconds to impress them with words and you failed.
The rest of them thought you were ugly.
You're about 3-5 years late to Omegle, pal. And the broken girls that still show up need more than just a face to get their panties wet.
>>36761084
Which one of you fuckers got smashed before getting on Omegle?