>horny teenager in Aus
>beta khv
>take train to city centre (melb) one day after school
>go to big brothel
>line up of any beautiful 10/10 women of various ages, colours, and sizes all line up before me
>each introduces herself to me, shakes my hand
>I pick one that looks like pic related, blonde, fit, 30 years old with MASSIVE boobs
>pay & go upstairs
>she checks my balls for warts
>I have to strip naked in front of her while she's still clothed
>hop in shower
>ask her to join me
>she strips naked joins me in the shower
>start making out and licking her and sucking her boobs
>start rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks (no condom on yet) from behind while grabbing her Boobs and kissing her lips and face and neck
>we go to the spa
>I sit down in spa, she's on my lap starts rubbing her pussy lips on my dick (still no condom) while I suck the shit out of her cowtits like a hungry little baby
>go to bed, we both dry up
>gives me nuru body massage and bj
>finally put on Condom
>start having sex in all positions, my fave is cowgirl so I don't get tired quickly
>I get tired in missionary too quick so go back to cowgirl and sidefucking
>still haven't ejaculated
>after about half an hour of fucking, she takes my condom off and gives me another blowjob, start fucking the shit out of her boobs
>put on another Condom and fuck a bit more
>while im deep inside her we start chatting, talking about movies, I autistically try to talk to her about vidya
>still haven't cum
>I'm pretty embarrassed and apologise for not having cum at all
>she says it's okay, at least I managed to get hard, some other virgins can't even get it up on their first time
>do some more boob sucking and kissing/foreplay in the shower
>while we're getting dressed have a deep heart-to-heart conversation about our lives, careers and family
>share a few jokes, I manage to make her laugh a few times, she thinks I'm funny
Best experience of my life
>>36760950
>spilling your guts to a whore
Some people are fated to die alone
>>36760986
>have an open conversation with a woman you won't see again
>pay for sex and live in the present without any thoughts tying me back
>>36760986
Who's she going to tell?
>>36760950
you forgot to mention how much did you spend on making a whore laugh
>>36761079
300 dollarydoos
It might seem a lot but literally the only other thing I spend money on is vidya and my bank account is stacked with cash cause I never spend
My clothes are old and worn out and I live with my family so obviously they pay for bills and food etc.
Most normies probably spend that much on a single night of clubbing and alcohol
Nice story but it seemed the hooker didn't excite you very much (even if she was a beautiful blond).
>b4 paying for sex is not the same
>>36760950
I need to come to Australia. I hope the conversion rate from US dollars to Dingo Dollars is not too bad
>share a few jokes, I manage to make her laugh a few times, she thinks I'm funny
She doesn't, but she's trained to make you think she does so you enjoy the experience and eventually come back for more
Don't get fooled by whores, use them, abuse them, then throw them to the side
>>36760950
>Conversation about career with a hooker
Ok what the fuck? I really am too old for 4chan this site is dead
How old are you OP, and where bouts in Melb are u?
Not the po po, Im just interested to see where muh fellow melbbrahs are at.
Since I never go outside and my reality is the internet, i keep forgetting that brothels are legal here, im use to always seeing americans talk about how illegal it is over there so i forget its legal here.
>>36760986
>>36761232
>>36761244
These guys. They get it.
>>36761244
Dumb normalfag. tbo
>>36761232
I don't know, I think i can be funny. But she did say that I'm "bigger than average" and Im good at sex and i made her orgasm twice, which I know is bullshit, but I think it was nice of her to lie to me
>>36761150
Why, cause I didn't cum? Probably cause of death grip and I watch too much pr0n. Next time I go to a brothel I'll try to /nofap/ for a week beforehand
>>36761251
Early 20's and it's legal anyway in Melbourne so no worries about the police.
I'm actually from WA but was living in Melbourne at the time cause of dad's work. We have brothels in WA as well but they're not regulated so I didn't do to them cause I don't want to catch an STD. The Melbourne brothers are government regulated and they get STD checks frequently. The one i went was just south of crown
>>36761294
Yeah, I would feel very excited to see a blonde like your pic and cum in 5 minutes...
>>36761294
> she did say that I'm "bigger than average"
Yeah and she was probably moaning all the time too, right?
I'm not trying to put you down here, just trying to open your eyes. These people are TRAINED at fooling you into believing you're special, that you're not just another customer, "wow most guys can't even [x]", "wow you're actually [y]" and so on and so forth
What i'm trying to get to is, if you're going to fuck whores on the regular you have to get into the mindset of them being just toys for your enjoyment, lest you get addicted to them for the social aspect as well
>>36760950
My dick's not all the sensitive either senpai. Stamina like a motherfucker, but I've gotta get it just right for me to climax a lot of the time. Women will learn to love you mate, seeing as you actually last longer than 5 mins, and will likely give more women orgasms. As you get more experience and learn how to fuck better and please her better, it only gets more amazing mate. Prostitutes can be fun, but you'll likely find that the majority of the time it's not this nice of an experience.
>>36761411
>treat women like toys
That is by far the most disgusting, oppressive, male pig shit I have ever heard spewed. You disgust me. We are not your toys to be played with. Women are equal to men. And in some cases, such ass you, we are far surperior.
Never ever talk about women and try to speed your ugly fat virgin nonsense into the minds of others. Disgusting pig!
>>36761540
shitty bait
apply yourself
>>36761540
In case you actually think like this bait, remember:
Whores are in it for your money, if they want to act like a product, treat them like a product
>>36761359
Why do you call yourself a teenager if you're in your twenties? Just stopped keeping track?
>>36761637
I'm in my early 20's now, I was a teenager when it happened.
>>36760950
As an American, reading shit like this makes me feel so bad. We are the real north koreans.
>>36761411
>>36761294 #
> she did say that I'm "bigger than average"
Yeah and she was probably moaning all the time too, right?
I'm not trying to put you down here, just trying to open your eyes. These people are TRAINED at fooling you into believing you're special, that you're not just another customer, "wow most guys can't even [x]", "wow you're actually [y]" and so on and so forth
Yeah I'm pretty sure I told you I knew it was bullshit, but it was still nice of her to try to make me feel good
>>36761653
oohhh my bad, fair play
>>36761411
>"wow most guys can't even [x]", "wow you're actually [y]"
it's worth mentioning that girls you aren't paying for sex will say things like this too. don't be fooled boys, women will lie about anything and will almost always lie about sex
>>36761664
>Aus
>City Centre Melb
Australia and Melbourne don't sound like American locationd anon but what do I know...just that a billabong might be an Ox Bow
>>36761828
*Locations!
Bleh these typos are disgusting
>>36761828
I meant that we don't have clean, regulated, safe sex stops like OP described, it sounds to me like something out of an advanced civilization.
>>36760950
>kissing a hooker
>talking with a hooker
Go get another one but don't do these things
>>36761864
>Talk about careers
I still don't know about OP's post
>>36761915
>Talking with a hooker
Hmm...Anonymous...
>>36761915
What about kissing the neck?
>>36761958
If you really want to. Always avoid orifices though
>>36760950
this happened to me with some girl when i first lost it
i guess i was masturbating too hard with too hard a girp so it wouldn't stimulate my cock as much as the real thing would
so usually what i'd do is have sex and when we got tired of it i'd just sit on top of her chest with her boobs on my balls and i'd just jack off and cum all over her face
>>36761664
There are whores in every city in America. You just need to know where to look.
>>36760950
I lost my virginity to a black hooker last nightleft
>>36763002
>willingly blacked
Must have been a dark place you were
>>36760950
Melb here too, never been to a brothel but Ive probably seen a dozen different escorts for a cheeky shag during my lunch breaks from work.
Would recommend.
I also enjoy the chats with them (not the chinky asians who can't even create a sentence)
>>36760950
You know she dosen't give a shit about you, right?
>be in Bangkok
>go to go-go-bar
>take girl back to hotel
>turns out she's really nice and likes me a lot
>gives me her number
>take her out on a date, get another night of sex for free
Can't wait until next week when I'm in Bangkok again. I've already messaged her and we'll meet. I wonder if I'll get freebies again. But I'll pay her regardless.
Daily reminder that if you are a virgin in Europe or Australia you literally have no excuse. Go to a hooker now.
>>36763883
>be burgercuck
>getting a hooker will likely get my a disease or arrested
trip to Amsterdam soon
>>36763002
Looks like she's fat as fuck too
>>36763397
>actually dating a hooker
How much of a cuck are you?
>>36764879
What is the state of Nevada. Also lots of independent college girl hookers on tinder/okcupid
>>36765274
Why am i always so slow to think of this shit when i read peoples posts?
>>36763397
TOP LEL ANON WHY ARE YOU DATING A HOOKER HAHAHAHAAHAHAH THIS GUY MADE A GOOD POINT
>>36763883
>Losing your virginity to a hooker
Doesn't really count.
>Wearing a condom
Again, doesn't count.
Losing virginity = RAW UNPROTECTED BENIS IN BAGINA THAT YOU DIDNT PAY FOR
Anyone been to AMPs? That's all I've ever known, hooker-wise. Considering to try a backpage whore.
>>36763002
I am disappointed in you anon.
>>36765361
No.
Original poste desu.
>>36760950
>>36760986
>>36761079
>>36761135
I'm a fucking normie who can actually fuck girls and I'm telling you this guy had an breddeh gud experience.
He's right that people sometimes spends hundred on a night out at some stupid fucking club - meanwhile he's sucking cowtits that he wanted.
I hope now that he's done it he realizes that dick in v-jayjay is not the fucking holy-grail-mandala-meaning-of-life-super-health-pack he thought it was
I hope that he is now able to interact with women on an easier basis and actually get with someone he likes because they share personality traits and she is one of those rare unicorns that doesn't have narcissism like men have violence.
Good for you anon :) If I were to recommend hookers to anyone it would be virgins just to get the v-card off your back if you feel like you need to.
>>36761031
Her pimp/brothel-keeper?
>>36760950
Just wanted to say that the OP image is close to physical perfection
>me and my mates start talking about going to a striptease for da lolz xD
>end up driving through city looking to fuck cheap hookers because all striptease places were actually expensive (for us) hooker places
>end up in a shitty hooker apartment in a shady side of town
>enter
>one of them tells us to stay in a room so all the girls can come so we can see them and choose
>it's basically cum stain with a little bit of bedroom
>get the fuck out of there ASAP
>each one of us goes to his house, fap
i had a blast
>>36766681
>that shitty boob job
i don't think so, but there's something in bimbos that make me rock hard
>>36760950
>while im deep inside her we start chatting, talking about movies, I autistically try to talk to her about vidya
How the fuck does that work? loool
>>36760950
>making out with a hooker
you just sucked about 10000 different dicks
i bet you went down on her too you fucking faggot
>>36760950
dude stop posting pictures of my sister
>>36764879
Don't forget to walk through the "bloedstraat" for shits and giggles
>>36761411
>These people are TRAINED at fooling you into believing you're special, that you're not just another customer, "wow most guys can't even [x]", "wow you're actually [y]"
Does more then my exs ever did for me...
>>36765361
>THAT YOU DIDNT PAY FOR
Shut up women, you no matter what this is just a drug deal or a transaction...I got pussy and cow tits she got 100 bucks.
I buy food does that make me a loser?
>>36766322
Cheers mate...Welcome to feminism isnt it great!
>>36767909
Yea dont do this btw.