biggest lies They ever told you >it's not a popularity contest

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>>36758536
>the kind of man women want, is a gentleman who isnt afraid of being himself

like pottery

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>if you ignore them, they will stop bothering you

>if you press B quickly, you'll have a better chance of catching it

>>36758631
>tfw this actually worked for me and they picked on another robot who actually sperged out everytime

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>>36758857
>punched bully in face really hard
>they make fun of me
>they laugh at the fact that i punched someone
>mfw

>>36758536
Why there are so many spaniards tonight on here?

>>36758536
You'll be the boss one day!

>there's someone originally out there for everyone!

>>36758536
>it gets better!
it doesn't

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>"you'll make some woman happy one day anon".

>>36758536
Robots are emotionless and logical

the violence never solves anything really got eradicated from the core of my being when I smashed a kid who was bullying me head into a bin and I was never once bullied again my entire life

in that instant my whole world view changed

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>>36758536
>just pay attention and you'll get it

THATS MY FUCKING PROBLEM YOU ASSFUCK.

>>36758536
>be a good boy
>everything happens for a reason
>family will always have your back
shit thats just off the top of my head and its already a lot

You can be anything you want to be.

>Why are you trying to lose weight anon???? are you anorexic? Women actually prefer chubby guys!!!
>Why are you grooming your hair anon??? are you gay?? Women actually prefer hairy guys!!!
>Why do you not want to wear this lovely 1990s dad jeans I bought for you?? Women actually don't even like guys who wear skinnyjeans!!

My mums advice, and she is surprised im a 30 year old virgin

>looks aren't everything

No, they're just almost everything.

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>>36758536
>One day you will do something great anon! :)

It'll all work out in the end.

>"Stop acting so sad! It'll get better with positive mental attitude!"

It doesn't: no fucking amount of positive thinking can change someone's life situation.

>High school isn't a competition!

>Violence never solved anything!

>>36759162
I know this feel far far far to well.

>>36759121
most mums tell their sons to act like the beta cucks they want after they shit out kids. skinny jeans are for fags though.

>>36758536
I can have a wife that loves me and support me and raises my kids.

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>I would date you if I didn't have social anxiety

Hijacked planes crashed into buildings on September 11, 2001.
>>>/pol/

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>6 million jews died in the holocaust

literally the biggest lie ever told to anyone

work hard, it will pay off.

>Highschool is fun!!
No.

>>36758536
>If you make the effort and do everything right you'll be successfull"
>"Beig positive is the only way to achieve anything!"

Pure unadultered bullshit, we live in chaos, you can do things the wrong way and be successful or do things the right way and be a looser.

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>>36758536
>These will be the best days of your life

>>36758536

Who told you this? Even the chad that wins is aware it's a popularity contest.

>>36760549
tbqh they were technically right

things have only gotten worse since then

>>36760690
they tell the losers this so that the losers will stay losers

>>36758536
>biggest lies They ever told you
>there is a god

>>36758536
>Just wait and see anon. Those bullies will eventually pay for their actions.

Tfw your bullies already graduated from college, are making big money and have 10/10 wives.
It's not fucking fair!

>All women are whores and would cheat on you
>80/20 rule

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>>36758536
>You're not ugly anon, it's all just inside your head!