Texas Johnfag here,
Its that time again, gents. Time to get you KHVs laid. Don't level up to Wizard, post ITT today!
ITT we:
>Share tips
>Ask questions
>Post pics & stories
>Robots chime in to ask if it was worth it
Quick guide:
Trim your pubes, take a shower, use mouthwash and you'll be fine
You don't gotta Bee yourself but you Doo gotta have $200
Yes, they will indulge your cuddling fetishes and pretty much everything you'd see in normie porn (except bareback)
To answer the question- yes, totally worth it. I dropped that guilt like a sack of bricks and now I'm free.
>>36758396
I'd feel so bad about it. I have little sisters, I just imagine them doing stuff like that and it makes me feel bad.
>>36758396
Don't fall for the meme guys. A hooker I visited a while back called up and said she tested positive for herpes and when I was fucking her one time the condom broke. apparently she was clean in December and I have had condoms break with other ones, so I'm hoping I'm clean.
I'm done with escorts, don't be like me. Ignore these threads and just keep trying to land a girl online or irl. It's not worth the money, stress or potential health risks. I think I'll just kill myself if I'm positive
>>36758467
lmao fag
>not fagging while imagining a threesome with your sister and mom
>>36758483
>herpes
>dangerous
kek
it feels a little itchy for like 3 weeks then it goes away and you probably won't ever get it again in your life
It only sucks for women
>>36758467
Youre doing them a favor, most of the time they're fucking old dudes and gross unwashed dicklets. You're clean, young, and STD free, which makes you like a Chad in the escort world
>>36758483
She called you up to give you a warning, and that's your reason for dropping out?
Dude if you were seeing a low-class hooker you would've never heard about it. She gave you the power to end her career by outing herself.
Just think of the opportunities, you can do bareback with each other.
>>36758467
Sad to hear it bro. I get it though. There is always some fresh faced 19 year old girl next door.
>>36758525
I haven't noticed any symptoms at all, and I've read that most people who have it (out of the apparent 1 in 5 people who has it) won't have any symptoms, but still just having it would make me want to kill myself and I couldn't live with myself if I gave it someone. And what if I meet a girl I fall in love with? I can never have unprotected sex with her and have kids. Plus the virus is actually on your nerves, so that may cause some problems
>>36758467
If they start to go broke or homeless they will probably fall in to the biz.
>>36758603
No, I think she thinks I may have given it to her, which I might've. I had the condom break on another hooker before her, and I went raw in two girls I met from online before I first met her. But the thing is, I haven't shown any symptoms and the vaginas looked very clean.
I'm just going back to masturbating.
>>36758689
>the vaginas looked very clean
With such stupidity perhaps you are lucky you didn't get HIV
>>36758689
Can't you get the herp from any skin to skin contact? Condoms won't protect you from standard flesh-slapping.
Anyway I bet she was trying to fish money out of you. Established escorts see half a dozen guys a day. There is no way she could pinpoint one encounter from weeks ago, given the transmission vector.
How is this better than fucking bar sluts, except a whore might be more hygienic?
>>36758641
>I can never have unprotected sex with her and have kids
You can't really transmit it unless you have an outbreak.
And you probably won't have more than 1 outbreak on your dick in your entire life.
And even then, she will probably just have 1 outbreak and that's it.
It's literally the most overhyped disease in the world.
>>36758748
Much less effort
Much better experience for you
>>36758483
You fucking narrow minded idiot.
If you got it oh well... on to the next my fellow degenerate.
>>36758396
What if I am already a wizard?
>>36758726
I know it's dumb, but I have a problem. I lose my mind when I get horny and just go on autopilot. I mean, they had no sores, no redness or splotchy areas and didn't smell at all. It was dumb, I know
>>36758736
Yes you can get from flesh to flesh contact. having pubes helps
She wasn't trying to get money I'm pretty sure, she went and got tested and was asking me to come see her to talk, she didn't want to text. I was hoping it was a scam, but I could tell on the phone it wasn't. I'm just hoping one of her other clients gave it to her
>>36758774
My knees literally got started wobbling when she told me it was herpes.
>>36758810
Fuck you, I'm trying to help robots who are just like I was. Just beat your meat guys, fucking a hooker isn't worth it. You can get herpes even with a condom
>>36758396
How many escorts have you actually fucked my dude? I'm trying to build up my numbers for my scrapbook and was wondering if you'd found a good sustainable sweet spot where you fuck regularly but aren't breaking the bank (I've been going on average once a month the past two years now if that helps).
Also would you recommend having 2 or 3 you see as regulars? Have you tried this and do you get discounts/ favourable treatment or do they take you for granted? Was curious because after I had an incident with the rubber with a new piece I have been a bit spooked and was thinking of cutting down on seeing new ones and stick with a couple of good pieces I already know.
So in short not sure if I should go for quantity or quality (safeness really) and if so how to go about making each one work.
>>36758396
sauce for pic? whats that lingerie called? I'm a trapfag and I wanna know
>>36759096
anon pls, heed my warning
>>36758483
Will escorts do obese disgusting young men?
>>36759170
I had a herpes scare a few months back, turned out to just be a messed up hair follicle. But the scares you get from this shit are a shit side I agree, been few a few, and I don't think one an ever build up resilience against such anxiety. I'm not sure where to go with this escorts stuff though. I have a few problems in my head and it really helps me sometimes, but sometimes I feel like Macbeth and his river of blood. Not sure desu senpai.
>>36759230
pay them enough
>>36758396
Could you give me a step by step guide?
>>36759250
>find escort
>negotiate price
>meet up
>fuck her
>pay her
>leave
>>36759230
Obese yes, disgusting yes. Unclean, as in smelling and with a smegma covered wang, no. Wash yourself silly and cover yourself in deodorant and cologne.It's not to smell tastefully good, it's to be so overwhelming as to assure them that you're hygienic. Also if they offer you a shower take it to again assure them you're clean, this will in turn get you better service.
Also if you can check if they have reviews if online, to see if they do GFE or not. GFE tend to be better actors whereas more run off the mill pump and dump types will take your money and likely give bare minimum service (which is unprofessional as fuck but how it is I guess).
>>36758807
>$200
>less effort than ~$20 drinks and talking/dancing
>>36759096
been seeing escorts for the last 3 years. and yes, if you become a regular for a couple of women they will start to give you SOME favorable treatment.
i have 2 that i see pretty frequently, maybe 2/3 times a month each. one of has started to let me finish in her mouth/on her face, which she advertises specifically against. the other is down for greek, which again she says on her page that she doesn't do.
i use https://eccie.net/providers.php to find mine. i assume you're european so i can't say that this site will work best for you but it works in metro areas of the US.
the more you see the specific girl (as you know) the more comfortable the encounters will be. once you have rapport, just start asking to do things and feel them out to see what they're comfortable with.full disclosure, i am a pretty attractive man who's in decent shape. i don't know if this counts for anything.
>>36758890
It literally will not affect your life in any even remotely significant way.
You can still have bareback sex
You can still have kids
You can give it to your gf and stay with her (I did)
>>36759247
Dude, I was using hookers as a crutch because I didn't want to put myself out there. I'm one of those losers that says you need intimacy when fucking, but unless you go with those $400 an hour minimum girls, you'll most likely just have sub-standard encounters unless you build up a regular relationship with one.
Honestly, the thrill of having a girl want to fuck you is far better than hookers
>>36759305
>find escort
so far the lowest price I've seen was $350, $500 for escorts in my state. what's a good site to look through?
also, would most escorts be okay with being paid after getting fucked?
>>36759373
not everybody is good at reading the social cues that females require in order for them to grant access to their holes.
i am able to pick up women in a bar/find them online but i would never argue that it's easier than just paying an escort.
>>36759457
i use https://eccie.net/providers.php
works for US metropolitan areas in my experience. not sure if it'll work for you though.
>>36759410
>You can give it to your gf and stay with her (I did)
You have the herpes?
>>36759399
Thanks for the advice dude. One question more though, when it comes to cultivating a rapport with regulars. I had an issue with one a few weeks ago who I'd been seeing quite regularly and haven't been to since because I became unclear about the lines between the business and personal side. It's not that I was falling for her, but rather it was an acquaintanceship and I was wondering if this is something that is good as far as hookers go (I mean if you see a mechanic regularly, you may become casual friends of a sort, I'm wondering about boundaries in this sort of regard and whether the rules are different for escorts). I mean how does one tell what is part of the act and what isn't or should one just ignore it all as lies?
>>36759373
>spend hours getting ready, getting in, finding a girl, isolating her
>$20 is barely enough for 2 small drinks
>another 20 minutes putting on a faggy act trying to figure out if she's DTF
>she's not
>end up with a number so you can have the privilege of buying her a dinner in hopes of getting pussy some time
>repeat 1-5 more times hoping each time that the bitch is DTF
If you're Chad, this is probably easier, but everyone else may as well just buy the pussy
>>36759440
I did have a regular thing going with one >>36759577 and I'm in the same spot as in they keep me sane, or at least her GFE stuff did for a while.
How did you quit and go back to normality as it were for good. As you can see I'm at a crossroads, deciding between going for more, going for a few regulars or stopping for good. Any advice in this latter regard would be appreciated.
>>36759530
Yep, both types even. (lips and dick)
It rarely breaks out, and when it does, just apply some cream on it asap and it will go away. Besides, it only breaks out when you're unhealthy, so it's a good motivator to take care of your health.
>>36759639
>How did you quit and go back to normality
A girl I used just called me up and said she has herpes and thinks I might've given it to her. Puts it all in perspective. Wasting ~$100 just to cum once or twice isn't worth all the hazards and money.
I'd stop before you get too deep
>>36758483
>implying a girl online or IRL won't have STDs
>>36759723
It really is forbidden fruit. I'll see how my most recent scare turns out, if I'm clean I will need a long hard think about this shit.
>>36759577
i've had inklings of those kinds of feelings/wonderings as well before, especially with the girls that i see regularly.
what works for me is constantly reminding myself that i am paying for their services, bottom line. i try really hard to guard against developing feelings, even friendshipy feelings, for escorts. always always always assume that whatever happens between you and the girl you're paying for sex is a direct result of you literally giving her money. honestly, there is no personal side to fucking escorts (at least on our end), it's all business.
also, if you do find yourself falling for one of your girls stop seeing her immediately. nip that shit in the bud man. it does get harder though once you start seeing a girl regularly i will grant. when your mind starts wondering if there's anything other than an exchange of goods and services is going on, remember the simple fact that she is not/probably will not fuck you for nothing.
tl;dr just ignore it all as lies.
>>36759775
Thanks for that friend, I guess I needed that nipped at the bud by an outside voice. I suppose for some it's just their way of getting their claws in a client so as to speak. I need to think about my future in this aspect of life, got to consider herpes-scare-anon's stuff as well. One final question, have you ever had a girl bleed on the condom? We were fucking and when I finished and pulled it out there was blood on the outside of the condom. Now she said it was because I was "too big" but I'm certain that that's just an attempt to shift responsibility in a flattering way. Have you ever had this happen, what could it be? Would any hooker be stupid enough to work during their periods, or is it a sign of an STD? Even if it's not a sign of an STD, and I was wearing a condom should I get checked anyway considering how full of shit human blood is?
>>36759714
How can you be so nonchalant about this?
>>36759746
She might, but at least it's not as embarrassing as getting it from hookers
>>36759766
Yeah, I'm just done for good nowGood night guys. Stay away from hookers
>>36759921
that's never happened to me with an escort/hooker before but it has happened in random hookups with bargirls. i'm sure that escorts will work if they're in the last day or so of their cycle, a little blood can happen then. some women, when just getting off their period, may start to bleed again after sex. that used to happen all the time with a former fiance. i'm not sure if it can be a sign of an STD, i'm not knowledgeable enough about that.
good rule of thumb though is getting an STD work up every 3 months or so if you're seeing escorts regularly. i haven't gotten anything serious yet but as herpesanon said it can happen.
if you're really worried about it, get tested. if not, eh fuck it man.
$$$ isn't consent
johns deserve to get shot
>>36760055
Thanks man, you're a goldmine. I was due for my next checkup soon, I guess I will wait a few more weeks so they can do a full test just in case.
>>36759944
>it's not as embarrassing as getting it from hookers
It is for them. Imagine a normie girl being outed as having herpes and then imagine a hooker being outed as having herpes. The normie girl would probably kill herself or do something just as stupid.
>>36760083
/pol/ please go, people trying to get pussy here.
>>36760083
Kys sjw faggot.
>>36760120
>>36760154
And they say /pol/acks and SJWs aren't two sides of the same coin.
>>36760090
you got it. good luck out there anon.
>>36759096
OP here,
By my count about 20. For whatever reason, I gravitate towards girls who travel through town, so I don't have many regulars myself. Regulars do tend to offer better deals and sometimes a wider menu, but its to YMMV for me.
>>36759457
Which state? As other anon said, Eccie is good- especially Texas.
Thinking about it. 23yo KHV. Wouldn't know where to look though, what's reliable for a Canadian?
>>36758396
>be me, horny teenager in Aus
>beta virgin, khv
>take train to city one day after school
>go to big brothel in Melbourne just south of crown
>walk in, madam instructs me to sit down
>line up of any beautiful 10/10 women of various ages, colours, and sizes all line up before me
>each introduces herself to me, shakes my hand
>I pick one that looks like pic related, blonde, fit, 30 years old with MASSIVE boobs
>I pay at the counter
>go upstairs
>she checks my balls for warts and shit
>I have to strip naked in front of her while she's still clothed
>hop in shower
>ask her to join me
>she strips naked joins me in the shower
>start making out and licking her and sucking her boobs
>start rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks (no condom on yet) from behind while grabbing her Boobs and kissing her lips and face and neck
>after a while of doing this we go to the spa
>I sit down in spa, she's on my lap starts rubbing her pussy lips on my dick (still no condom) while I suck the shit out of her cowtits like a hungry little baby
>go to bed, we both dry with towel
>gives me nuru body massage and blowjob
>finally put on Condom
>start having sex in all positions, my fave is cowgirl so I don't get tired quickly
>I get tired in missionary too quick so go back to cowgirl and sidefucking
>still haven't ejaculated
>after about half an hour of fucking, she takes my condom off and gives me another blowjob, start fucking the shit out of her boobs
>put on another Condom and fuck a bit more
>while im deep inside her we start chatting, sharing jokes, talking about movies, I autistically try to talk to her about vidya
>still haven't cum
>I'm pretty embarrassed and apologise for not having cum at all
>she says it's okay, at least I managed to get hard, some other virgins can't even get it up on their first time
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>>36760528
>>36758396
>be me, horny teenager in Aus
>beta virgin, khv
>take train to city one day after school
>go to big brothel in Melbourne just south of crown
>walk in, madam instructs me to sit down
>line up of any beautiful 10/10 women of various ages, colours, and sizes all line up before me
>each introduces herself to me, shakes my hand
>I pick one that looks like pic related, blonde, fit, 30 years old with MASSIVE boobs
>I pay at the counter
>go upstairs
>she checks my balls for warts and shit
>I have to strip naked in front of her while she's still clothed
>hop in shower
>ask her to join me
>she strips naked joins me in the shower
>start making out and licking her and sucking her boobs
>start rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks (no condom on yet) from behind while grabbing her Boobs and kissing her lips and face and neck
>after a while of doing this we go to the spa
>I sit down in spa, she's on my lap starts rubbing her pussy lips
>start having sex in all positions, my fave is cowgirl so I don't get tired quickly
>I get tired in missionary too quick so go back to cowgirl and sidefucking
>still haven't ejaculated
>after about half an hour of fucking, she takes my condom off and gives me another blowjob, start fucking the shit out of her boobs
>put on another Condom and fuck a bit more
>while im deep inside her we start chatting, sharing jokes, talking about movies, I autistically try to talk to her about vidya
>still haven't cum
>I'm pretty embarrassed and apologise for not having cum at all
>she says it's okay, at least I managed to get hard, some other virgins can't even get it up on their first time
>do some more boob sucking and kissing/foreplay in the shower
>while we're getting dressed have a deep heart-to-heart conversation about our lives, careers and family
>share a few jokes, I manage to make her laugh a few times, she thinks I'm funny
Best experience of my life
>>36760557
Couldn't properly edit the comment my dad was giving me shit. I really need to move out
>>36758396
Hey John, would you recommend paying for a subscription to Rubmaps? I don't care for the GFE and I'm not looking for some dream model so Parlours seem fine by me.
>>36759457
>far the lowest price I've seen was $350, $500 for escorts in my state.
That's fucking alot. Just find a desperate college chick