Sick of this.

Furthermore, if you fall into any of these you should probably kill yourself. Besides underage. They can work on avoiding robodom.

>>36754300
lmao stay mad while I'm making this place my home

t. normie chad

You can go be queer somewhere else faggots
You can go ruin another board normals
You can seek your attention elsewhere roastie whores

There is literally no need for you to be here

>have friends
fuck off man, that is the most ridiculous requirement I've ever heard on this board

>>36754640
Online friends don't count
Ofc this isn't original

>>36754640
Online friends don't count. Only real life friends. Chads wouldn't understand this.

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>>36754300
Oh boy, I sure do love these Suffering Olympics threads.

>>36754735
That's pretty funny lad
At least we robots can agree on something

Why don't they get this?

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Reminder: being a "robot" isnt a requirement to post on this board, no matter how much you bitch, whine, and complain. sorry betas, you lose again.

>>36754300
What if I chouse to be a fembot?

>>36754300
what if im a dyke thats never even held hands with a girl before

>>36754300
Yeah, but... there's nothing you can do to actually make me leave(:

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>>36754383
>>36755424
>>36755496

beta virgin sperglords BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

maybe it's time to find your own hugbox instead of ruining this board by trying to force it to be your secret club

I would add university students also, especially good universities, especially medical students.

>>36754300
The robot age of r9k are over old man
move to wizchan along with the remaining wierdos

What's it like knowing you'll never win?

All of this complaining about normies will never get you anywhere, and not even the mods give a fuck about your plight. You're pissing into the wind when you make these threads, while making the normies laugh.

>>36755456
>>36755489
>>36755538
>>36755660
Kill yourself. Nobody loves you. You simply have normie depression, normie.

>>36755692

Judging by this threads and threads just like it, it's you robots who are CONSTANTLY on suicide watch. must be hard.

Chad here. I literally only come here for the memes and to laugh at people's spaghetti stories.
Get fucked losers.

>>36755692
yes existential crisis normie depression
are you jelly?

>>36754735
Enjoyable and related

>>36755692
There is nothing you can do that I havent already done to myself. Be nice.

Excuse me? I'm a gay robot thank you very much

>>36755745
if you try to call yourself that, you're definitely not. but oh please chadworth tell us how you gamed some college girl who puts out every day

>>36755912
by robot standards, anyone who has even breathed the same air as a girl is a chad. you did it to yourself

>>36755955
thats the normie territory. The Chad character is some fictional personality that kids on here use to refer to Fonzie

>>36755912
I was gonna type "normie here" but I decided "Chad here" would bother people more. Looks like I was right. I get laid pretty regularly though (not nearly every day, and not usually by the same girl) and am (imo) decently attractive, so idk how you'd classify me.

What if I am only ironically online gay?

>>36755869

I think being gay is the ultimate robot.

People hate you on principle
All the chads cuck you for women, and the ones you do get are either drama queens or bug ridden whores
And you get stereotyped harder than any other race.

I'm sorry for you gay bros, but ya'll gay

>>36756032
this

anything someone doesn't like = gay

>>36755994
folks like you make up most of the board. the less successful minority make the stories

>>36755456
Fembots are just traps or roasties

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>>36754300

>anything that is not me CANNOT BE a robot please pity me


fixed that for you OP

somehow I think whoever makes these threads must be under 18 and gay

sage fuck off