To the Anon who called me a huge faggot:
Seeing as the thread 404'd before I could give a response I'd like to take this opportunity to say that, YOU are the faggot. Yes YOU. Do you really think that anybody (aside from myself right now) writes to you in these threads?. You are a dumb fuck. You are fat and you are a waste of ass.
sincerely,
Anon
Dear everyone on neetbux,
If you aren't challenging yourself in life, what are you doing really?
To the fembot who blocked me for no reason after 3 conversations:
I got nudes from a much hotter girl shortly afterward. You probably want to think that I killed myself or something. Guess what fag? Nope.
Maybe next time try making your orbiters the slightest bit interested in you before you try to be /devilish/. You're not quite at that level.
>>36746944
A
I really want to talk to you. I mean I always wanted to as long as I've known of you, but in recent months we've seen each other around a lot and now I'm practically dying to actually talk to you. I see you do too by the way you look and smile back at me whenever you pass by me. The problem is I don't know what circumstance I would be able to approach you without it being inconvenient. You come into my work rather frequently now but I know we won't talk to one another cause I'm busy working and you're just stopping by for various things. I'm kinda hoping we have a class at school in the near future. If you really want to talk to me then you can see me at work, I can take like a 10-15 min. break just to talk to you if you come and ask, and please do so. I want to get to know you so bad, from what I do know about you we have some characteristics in common. Anyway, good morning beautiful, how are you feeling? :)
J
Dear german fembot yesterday,
Why'd you suddenly leave? Everyone leaves me.
Dear E,
Hope you found someone or got help. You deserve to be better.
Dear M,
I wanted to play vidya with you and have fun. But apparently you have other orbiters to tend to. Good luck with them I'm out.
L.
Dear L,
I can't bear the thought of losing you. I can't deal with not talking to you. I don't know what to do with myself. I've been feeling dead for days. I've seen almost everything. The worst was seeing you cry in the bed with no clothes on. Seeing you in pain. For... no reason. Clearing your mind and getting your shit together doesn't mean you're going to lose yourself. You must grow up and evolve. We're not kids anymore, we must face life head on, and now that we're together, we don't have to carry the weight alone. Get your mind under control and come back to me so we could live that perfect life I sketched out for you. Come back for me so we could go to the zoo just like Lou Reed sings about that Perfect Day of his (and I'm still unsure if it's about heroin or a lover). I should've paid more attention to those lyrics, my man. I imagine it's all that you felt. I've become your addiction, but, still, I... it's not that I'm making you a wreck, it's actually you who generates all that shit.
I always said, if there was an "afterlife" with ghosts and shit, I'd haunt people. I may not be a ghost, but I sure as hell want to haunt you.
D
This felt good.
Dear Y
Things are feeling a bit better now. I've killed my old self and vowed to not get lost in my own emotions. I regret calling you an idiot but now that things have devolved into this mess there isn't much more I can do. I see now that I misread the situation and realized you could never be mine. You wanted to be someone else's but he doesn't really pay attention to you. I learned through him how you obsessed over him and his personal life and how much you "loved" him. How you made out with him the same day we had our "first date". I'm not heartbroken anymore. There is just a feeling of empathy for someone as broken as you. I hope things work out better for you.
Sincerely V.
Dear normies,
Get off my board.
Signed,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36746944
J,
Do me a favor and transfer or something. I'm sick of seeing your pudgy face around the department. I won't say you cause all my problems, but you do cause at least one or two. I hope you don't make the upper ensembles next year, you're objectively worse than L at trumpet and don't deserve to be in a group that has his amount of skill in it.
-I
V,
You sat in front of me in class. It was always a pleasure to watch you wiggle around in your seat from boredom. It was boring listening to the professor lecture straight from the book. But you werent. You kept me awake and erect in my seat. Your feet put me at edge especially when you played with your flip flops. How many times Ive daydreamed of fucking you in my car after class i have lost count. im too much of a pussy to talk to you. If we ever meet outside of class, I want to eat chinese food with you and maybe sex after.
V,
You're a pathetic slut and should kill yourself honestly. Your pretentious attempts to stay relevant are cringey and no-one finds your shitty jokes funny. Just B urself ;)))
M,
You're a little weird but i still think you're cute
- A
Dear M,
I'm really sorry for not talking to you anymore. I'm just afraid to sperg out again. You seem like a strangely sociable person, and I can't say that about myself.
I also don't know what to talk about, since I'm pretty boring. And if I decided to just ask you questions, it would look like an interrogation.
I hope you are happy and not lonely.
Bye,
A
Dear M
I have no idea if you still browse this board.
I am sorry I left you in the cinema when you were so happy to see me.
I hope you're doing alright.
I am with someone else now, we've been together for a year.
Hope you found someone new to orbit.
I am sorry for being a dick
-
C
>>36747677
Originally yours,
t. Reddit
To that one cunt that rather plays overwatch with fucking higgus than me
Good luck.
You Will need it
seriously how is this possible?
Other than this had to have been planned from the very beginning or some kind of 5th dimensional shit is going on.
>>36750177
What are you talking about dude?
Orig
>>36746944
Dear dumbass,
Stop being a dumbass.
dear grill,
why did you move back to mexico?
Dear Y again,
Well you found my post sooner than later. You are more angry at the fact that I found out than what you did. At this point I wonder if there was anything I could do that wouldn't make you angry.
>>36750541
he's a schizophrenic that thinks his life is the truman show
>>36750541
They keep telling me to wake up from this dreamless slumber. Over and over again. Everyone, everywhere.
Is it...
What is reality? What the fuck is my life?
To C, as always
I wish I could at least stop thinking about you
I wish I could go back and have that conversation again, I would've done things differently, but you made me too emotional to say what I had planned to
R
Dear spaggeti:
Why are you always yummy when you're made by mummy?
Mummy's little boy.
>>36751128
> What the fuck is my life?
If you're posting on r9k you should probably know already, anon.
>>36746944
Dear T,
Don't you dare think for a second that you deserve me. I have relatively low standards but you're really weird and seem like such a failure normie. Honestly, Do you really believe that you can achieve a relationship with me? I wouldn't mind it so much if you were a complete robot, but what are you even trying to do? Anyways, if you try any other form of contact with me then I will simply play along until I get something out of you. I'm getting giggly already thinking of what I could use you for. Have a nice day.