My life >Consists of laying in bed in my tiny room that can

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>>36742391
Well, at least you don't have malaria.

>>36742565
I might have a lung related disease.

B-but thanks fampai

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same situation here op

poor af shitty laptop

no gf no friends permavirgin

and i have 2 diseases i recently developed

offing myself seems good, but suicide is too brutal unless u knew a 100% painless easy method which i dont really understand

>>36742391
>phoneposter
honestly kys
dont you have 60$ for a comfy thinkpad jesus christ you waste of space

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btw im about to be 23 as well

so its nice to see others out there struggling like me

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>>36742589
I gotcha senpai
.m

>>36742589
Hideki Tojo shot himself in the chest where the doctor marked it and he survived. Suicide is a messy business.

Don't worry about killing yourself. We will all die one day

>>36742589
Use a helium exit bag anon

Painless, easy, gonna do it myself soon just need to get the helium tank and I'm set.

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>>36742616
what if this just gives you brain damage

u cant just trust a random picture online

>>36742597
I have around 150 euros which is around 170$ i am not spending my last bit of money on thinkpad.
>>36742599
Happy birthday anon. Aging hits hard even normies who enjoyed their teenage years

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>>36742391
You should do drugs anon, might as well, I recommend Xanax for normal situations, opiates for pure pleasure alone, and you MUST try mdma in a social situation to see how fucking charismatic and happy you can be. It's like being a superhero for 5hrs, chads can't even compete

>>36742652
It's a bad idea. A "painless" suicide is getting a high powered rifle and making sure you point it to the back of your skull.

99.9% of the time that would be instant death.

>>36742669
I did try drugs but they left me with a regret the next day.

>>36742652
Nigger, it literally replaces the air you breath, of fucking course if it's interrupted you're going to have brain damage, but otherwise you just need to wear this for around 10 minutes and you'll be dead.

You'll be knocked out in about a minute anyway and brain damage doesn't really occur until after roughly 5 minutes. So all you need to do is find a place where no one will interrupt you for 10 minutes and you're all set.

>>36742589
>>36742632
Don't kill your selves 3566

>>36742391
Get a part-time job.
Start saving up for a Computer.
Start streaming.
Gain confidence by interacting with viewers.

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>>36742391
>laying in bed

LYING in bed you STUPID fucking cunt.

You were LYING IN BED.

Unless of course you're an inanimate fucking OBJECT and someone was laying you on that bed.

FUCK you, you stupid fucking grammarlet.

>>36742684
which one did you try you goof that's like saying "I tried a website before but it wasn't really my thing"

>>36742720
But I have no reason to live, no friends, no job, soon to be no home. Mentally ill as well so no one will miss me and I'm no benefit to society. Killing myself is the best out come for everyone. It's just hard to get pure helium in Australia but not impossible

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>>36742886
word
for me i want a clinically approved assisted suicide

too bad its illegal

maybe i just wait till i die and try to sleep 24/7

with sleeping medicines

>>36742761
English is not my main language but thanks

>>36742808
I tried ecstasy. Only increased my depression later

>>36742924
I don't fucking care you stupid foreign cunt, that's no excuse.

If you're going to come on to an English website, then you fucking speak proper English. Fuck you.

>>36742886
>>36742918
How old are you? If you are younger than 21 you still might have a chance

>>36742955
:C only in Trumps racist Amerikkka.

Just joking. I am not educated so i self taught myself english from talking to people who used poor grammar sometimes.

>>36742965
28. Life ain't worth living for me, and I have nothing to offer the world. As soon as I figure out how to get the pure stuff I'm outta here

>>36742918
Nothing a full bottle of pills and a bottle of whiskey can't fix.

>>36742981
>I am not educated so i self taught myself english
>so i self taught myself english
>self taught myself

Yeah I can tell you're not educated, it's pretty obvious.

>>36742886
Can't you just use a balloon helium tank , Kmart sells them

>>36743047
You need pure helium, it's harder to get the stuff Kmart has isn't pure, most likely will not work or just cause brain damage. I'm already damaged enough lol

>>36742391
>decided to take evening classes recently
Good for you. That's something, at least. It could lead to an improvement in your life. Hang in there, and give it your best shot.

>>36743090
It might as i am about to get at least some form of education. But i won't be earning much with that level of education.

At least i am learning a profession so i will make more than people who flip burgers

>>36742654
>have around 150 euros which is around 170$ i am not spending my last bit of money on thinkpad.
Literally shit tier priorities
You are a shit tier human
Literally worthless

>>36742391
Same except I work part time.

>>36742690
Good luck finding an helium tank thats is 100% helium

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HOLY SHIT, I COME HERE DAILY. AND REMIND YOU SUICIDE FAGGOTS TO TAKE PHENOBARBITAL. IT'S SUPER EASY TO GET AND IT WILL 100% KILL YOU AND YOU'LL RELAX ON A BENZO LIKE HIGH AND THEN BLACK OUT ( YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING) YOU WILL STOP BREATHING AND YAY THATS IT. WIKI PHENOBARBITAL. ITS SO EASY TO GET, I MYSELF HAVE 12GRAMS OF IT, *COST ME 135 DOLLARS. JESUS GUYS DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.