>google search, "why shouldn't i kill myself"

It's all shitty, normalfag-tier advice for teenage girls and homosexual nu-males who want to kill themselves over petty shit.

Temporary problem with a permanent solution. As if a shit life isn't a permanent problem.

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>Don't kill yourself!
>Why?
>Because I'll be sad!

o-oh, I'm sorry you'll feel sad

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How about you'll go to hell and experience mental and physical anguish the likes of which you never knew possible.
>inb4 I dont believe in hell
That won't stop your trip there. Life is cruel, why should death be any different

>>36740785
Two actual good reasons not to kill yourself:

1. Death is inevitable, but happy moments are not. The end is the same, but if you kill yourself, you'll miss out on all sorts of positive life experiences.

2. Things can change. It might be hard to imagine, but no one can foretell the future, and life is full of unpredictable occurrences.

>>36740785
Literally the ONLY reason not to kill yourself is to see what science has in store for us.

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>>36740827
>Posted some depressing stuff on Facebook about a week ago
>Coworkers I barely talk to text me asking if I am okay?
>tfw I talk to these people probably once every few months
>tfw they finally enter your life when they think you are on the brink of suicide
>It's like they just need to make sure that I will remain existing in the backdrop and extras section of their lives so they don't feel guilty.

>>36740830
>implying Hell wouldn't be worth experiencing
>implying it could be worse than this

If you're sentient and intelligent enough, you can live Hell in your mind. How could afterlife be any worse than this?

>>36740785
Some real reasons not to kill yourself imo
-Won't be able to do heroin anymore
-no more porn/hookers
-no more music
-you're gonna die anyway

Here's 20 reasons to live, OP.

This is guaranteed to make you want to live, trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWncIuReIg

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>>36740830
>mfw when i go to hell for an infinite period of time because god says it wasn't okay
>an all powerful being says killing yourself is wrong, but allows poverty, disease, natural disaster, rape, murder, mental illness, starvation injustice, greed, corruption to constantly circulate within his creations
>tfw i get the same punishment as hitler and stalin for being a good person, but ending my life

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>>36740907
>posting depressing stuff on Facebook for normies to see and think you're an unstable mental freak
Just do it, there's no way to rectify your social image at this point

No more anime. Oh wait, the EU killed nyaa. I guess it's time to go.

>>36740947
Life isn't fair and this world isnt perfect. That would be heaven.
God can do whatever he wants to us, he can just make more anyway

>>36740817
I always hated that shit
since when dont you want a permanent solution?

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>>36740951
>implying that I actually care about my social image
>implying that I haven't been doing this for years
>implying that I don't get comfort out of the pity that people show me even if a side effect is them thinking I am mentally ill

>>36740925
You really think it can't get worse than this reality? lol
Anyway I hope none of you are "depressed" solely because you're a virgin, that's failed normie tier

>>36740971
I know you're being a bait man stan right now, but that sort of 3000 years old mindset is fascinating how people still buy it, it's fucking scare tactics playing with your suspension of disbelief

>>36741014
Every part of what you just said is pitiful, but at least it only affects yourself and your family

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>>36741043
Thanks for the (You) and the pity. It nourishes me.

>>36741019
*watches Cosmos once*
*gets an A in highschool biology because I don't talk to anyone so I might as well pay attention*
Hmm...yes...i concur. Evolution is real so god can't be real
DAE schrodingers cat!? Its quantum physics bro it doesn't make sense!
*looks at pictures of space*
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!! Christianity held us back...

You'll have literally all the time in the world to be dead but you're only pretty much guaranteed 80 some odd years of life. Might as well stay alive just to see what you can experience in what little time we have.

>>36741123
Nobody wants to spend their middle life in poverty and living with no internet.

I hate Queen. Bohemian rhapsody has to be the most overrated song in existence

>>36741106
I never said that I don't believe in god, I'm just really against Christianity and the concept of heaven or hell. I think it's fucking barbaric.

You don't have to sperg out chum, sorry I have doubts about an imaginary man in the sky who tells me not to masturbate.

>>36741123
>stop suffering now
>or wait 80 some years with more and more negativity in your life with a small addition of happiness

>>36741179
Or I won't care, since I'll be dead. Not that I won't get a sense of relief, but the pain will stop, and that's good

>>36741123
>It's better to suffer and then die than to just die early and spare yourself

Really integrates my function

>>36741149
>>36741179

Didn't realize we had people who could see the future in here. Tell me, oh wise ones. Tell me how somebody in a bad position now could never possibly be in a good position at some point in the future.

>>36740785
here a reason I came up with, you are going to fail the suicide, so you are going to end up damaged and more miserable than you began with. Thats the reason I use to not kill myself, Im miserable myself

>>36741123
You know that Aaron Hernandez guy shouldn't have killed himself, oh how he misses out on positive experiences and the thrill of unpredictability

>>36741163
Good post. I agree with this post.

>>36741250
Yeah, if you're a retard maybe

>>36741269
>here, have this upvote, good sir

>>36741250
Just jump from a very tall building that is bugger than a chad dick.Don't hold back unless you are an attention whore who wanna fail the suicide to to gather more sympathy from other.

>>36741210

Are you implying there's some sort of objective value to not suffering?

>>36741253
>being in jail is just as bad as being a fat, virgin, autist
Yeah only you know true suffering. Everyone's problems pale in comparison to the hell that is your life.
Fucking fags just do it already, the lot of you

>>36740785
Fortune cookie advice pisses me off severely. Or,

>What's wrong?
>I dunno. I just don't feel good.
>Go lay down then.
>No, I mean, I don't feel good inside.
>Stomach ache?
>I'm depressed.

Here are the following responses.

>Oh yeah I get like that too. You just need to push those thoughts out and cheer up. Ask the lord to guide you.
>Oh yeeeaaah, depression isn't real. Stop moping around. I don't want to see you making that face all day.
>Oh here we go, he's gonna bring the mood down now.
>Mmhm, here's how i've been feeling *proceeds to go on about their selves at length*

>>36741372

What the fuck do you want people to do about it? All they can do is try to relate to you as best as they can or tell you to fuck off to a doctor.

>>36741347
You didn't get the point of what I was saying, I'm saying the "life is filled with joys and unpredictability" doesn't apply to everyone based on individual temperaments. Cunt.

>>36740953
What are talking abou-
>nyaa is dead
well, one reason less to stay alive i guess.

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>visit the state capital on a road trip
>it's a tower with roughly a few dozen floors
>overlooks the city
>only bro is standing with me
>"I wonder how it would feel if we jumped"
>we sit in silence for a few minutes
>"I imagine it wouldn't hurt since it'd be a quick impact" he says
>we stand there for hours until it dusk in silence
>go back to the hotel and basically do this >>36740785
>mfw

>>36741393
I havn't been to a doctor since I was 14. When I told my family I wanted to see a doctor about depression they told me it'd be too expensive.

>>36741372
They're nicer than me, I would've just told you to fuck off with your probably existencial bullshit
Unless of course you had some chemical imbalance in your brain

>>36741322

Not suffering is mostly considered to be preferable to suffering, and it would be difficult to convince me otherwise.

>>36741412

I'm assuming you're an adult now. Get a job. Apply for MedicAid since you're broke, get antidepressants. Being depressed doesn't make you retarded. Either get your shit fixed or stop bitching.

>>36741426
Pretty sure it's chemical. It happens far too often to be anything else, I can't seem to control it no matter what.

I thought if I got my life together and got a job i'd feel better but I was walking around the grocery store, feeling dead inside and staring at lettuce and nothing seemed right.

>>36741445
I'm working on it.

>>36741347
>yeah only you know true suffering

I never said that either, take it down a couple notches macho man. Sounds like you're projecting

>>36740941
You must be very young. I've never heard of that YouTube channel before, but it represents everything wrong with the young people today.

Please, think for yourself. Don't blindly follow someone else into hell because you think they are cool.

>>36741014
Ugh you're just the worst, my best friend does this too.
>goes on self pity rants after drinking
>chats to as many people online
>posts casual pictures of himself showing the cuts on his arms
>ask him if he knows they're visible, he says yeah
>tells all the fb friends he only talks to online that he's depressed and wants to kill himself
>I tell him that he can always talk to me about it (and he does)
>still tries to pander for attention from literally 500 people

wouldn't that just make you worse? You're exposing a vulnerable part of yourself to people who just don't care. It's like when a girl fucks whoever she can get because she feels lonely, only to find out that there's no satisfaction in it.

>>36741497
Well, it's all I fucking have at this point. I feel walled in. I don't know what to do with all of this pent-up loneliness, anger, and hatred. Consumption used to work, but it no longer does.

My close group of friends do ask me to open up and ask what is wrong, but sometimes I don't even know what to say. Sometimes I don't know why I am so bitter and sad. I feel like I am an observer in the world while everyone else is a participant. I am angry that I can't find a woman I like who also likes me. I am angry that people don't give a shit about my problems. Then there's also the fact that I am envious of others and hate most people. My exposure to places like this doesn't help my theory that people suck.

Besides, my close friends are even past the point of caring. One told me outright that he would not care if I killed myself. Most of them have told me that they kind of expect it at this point.

>>36741578

From what you're telling us you're putting way to much focus on how other people view you, despite you saying that "people suck". Can you honestly expect people to care about and love you when you can't even do the same for yourself?

>>36741578
Don't tell your problems to other .Trust me,it will bring misery and agony and nothing less.People don't want to talk about negative stuff .When you bring up death then of course people gonna get scared and try to avoid you.

I just keep my problem inside and if someone tells me what is wrong,anon ? Then I say with a fake smile that I am fine now go stick up a ant penis up your nose , you normie cunt.

>>36740875
Normalfag detected

Orangutan desu

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The problem with today is a lack of faith.
Depression is a serious problem get medicine.
The death of religion has left a hole that must be filled.
You need to find something to achieve.
Something that will take up all your time,and energy,and create something that will bring you joy.
This hole is usually filled with a child or god.
Without these you must find an alternative that will both distract as well as motivate you.

>>36740810
This.

Just out of obligation, I'll try to think of a few real ones:

> life can randomly change, or it can change dramatically if you slightly shift things. It might interest you to see where life goes.

> Pascal's wager: if god's real, you're going to hell, if he isn't, it's the same outcome whether you kill yourself or not anyway.

> 4chan exists

None of these would actually persuade someone on the brink, but I felt like I should at least pretend to try before I leave the thread.

>>36741605
I want to feel superior to others. I hate people and I want them to know that I am better than them. That is why you may see an inherent contradiction between me caring what people think and me hating them.

I will admit that I am a hypocrite. While I want to feel better than others, I despise other people who have the same mindset. I know it's not right, but I hold myself above everyone. For myself, things do not apply. I maintain a fine balance between thinking of myself as some divine being and hating myself, having zero confidence, and no self esteem.

I don't expect people to love or care about me when I can't even do that for myself. I guess I just believe that one day a perfect girl will fall into my lap who coddles and spoils me like my mother still does. Who will look past all of my shortcomings and just think I am the best thing in the world, like my mother does.

>>36741637
I just can't bottle it up anymore. I feel like the next step would be to hurt others so it can relieve some of my own pain. I know people hate negative stuff, the glazed over and uncomfortable look on their faces as I spout my dark thoughts tells me all I need to know.

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>google about suicide
>reasons against it
>"think of your friends, your girlfriend, your family!"

I guess normals really do want us to just die

>>36741497
Why do sad people cut their arms and take pictures?
What drives someone to need that kind of attention?

>>36740947
>You go to heaven when you die!
>People start killing themselves
>Oh uhh unless you do that!

>>36741767
People don't understand the leading cause of suicide is a feeling of lonelynes.
They are vapid virtue signaling roasties that have only felt like an heroing the moment they were ignored once.

>>36740817
Life is a permanent problem, or the closest to one you will every experience, and death is also a permanent solution to every other temporary(and permanent) problems. Also it's going to happen anyway, likely in an exponentially more painful manner than if I where to go about it on my own terms.
Suicide is pretty logical, it's only difficult because your irrational animal instinct really doesn't want you to, hence why normies must resort to irrational arguments like pleasure or guilt or inane shit like star wars to convince other not to suicide and to justify their own not suiciding. The only people who don't kill themselves are idiots who are weak enough to be shamed or guilted by the propaganda and social pressure or cowards(us)

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>>36741806
I don't do that but I can assume its because of lack of attention overall
Some attention is better than no attention is better than no attention, and as you can see by how people react to cuts that it does get attention to show them off
I wish I had enough courage to slit my wrists so then I would at least get SOME attention, but I think I'm undeserving anyways

>>36740875
so basically
>don't do it, you MIGHT miss out on some happy memories
>don't do it, it COULD get better.
Why don't you just write it straight and to the point, you niggerjew?

I can understand wanting to kill yourself. I'd say go for it provides you put the thought into it and you aren't just trying to fake it to earn sympathy points. Also don't do it while drunk or high, that just gives the normies an excuse to blame the suicide on.

Only reason I don't kill myself is because I think about the value I can add to at least one other persons existence even if they are just using me like toilet paper. If my suffering can make someone else suffer less, then on the whole my life wasn't a waste. Soon as that stops being true I got a gun and a spot in the woods picked out and everything .

>>36741890
Why would you want pity? Live for yourself not for others.