Is it possible to hire an escort just for Kissing? Don't

>>36738748
that is really really REALLY disgusting.
>endless streams of DNA swimming in that mouth
Just idk, I'm blanking out right now

>>36738802
>dna
>swimming
it doesn't work like that, anon

>>36738748

When looking online for an escort you want to search for those offering a "girl friend experience", this is the code word for allowing kissing / cuddling, aka than walking in, getting naked, busting your nut and leaving.

Even with GFE providers, you're still done once you nut, regardless of if you've paid for an hour and you've been there 5 minutes. Sure, you can try to stay and cuddle, but its always awkward as fuck.

Most providers are willing to kiss for the 1st half of the session, but will get bored and want the deed to be over. Be upfront about what you want when you walk in, but don't discuss any details over the phone or online.

Godspeed. Pay a bit extra for a clean one and learn to lick pussy while you're there. Others will tell you kissing / pussy licking is a good way to pick up herpes, and it probably is, but who cares. We're robots, gonna kill ourselves soon anyway right?

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>>36738802

Germaphobics can get upset at anything. Everything is upsetting if you look at it in terms of germs etc.

Kissing like in pic related is highly appealing, especially to someone who's never tried it before.

>inb4 prostitutes impure

Yeah I fully realise that this is not an ideal situation, but I'm asking if its possible to learn Kissing with a prostitute and not also fuck her.

Apparently a lot of prostitutes try and make you cum quickly so that they can get rid of you before the time period is up.

Does that mean they wouldn't be open to the just Kissing thing, because there is no 'ejaculation' in that sense to give them an excuse to get rid of you early?

I am seriously asking for help with this btw, how many more people are going to need to tell me how disgusting I am before one of you actually has some helpful advice?

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>>36738851

Woah this was helpful, and it apparently posted while I was writing my complaint about nobody being helpful.

Cheers man, that is all really good advice.

So good that the last part disturbed me a tad: don't kill yourself man you're still one of us, even if that's not such a glamorous club.

My robot-ism is the biggest mystery in my life, its like there is a literal glass wall between me and the people I try to talk to. I can't get through to them and nobody seems to be able to care about me - its like they get spooked on instinct.

This prostitute is probably going to feel the same way, hopefully she's a good actor.

Anyway, thanks again, man.


>One question though:
Do I negotiate with the girl, or with some person at the brothel?

Its a legal brothel. Will there be a pimp? A Madam? Who do I settle this shit with?

Should I pretend I'm going to fuck her so that she'll let me kiss and then just bail on it when she tries to get my pants off?

>>36739118
Buy her for an hour. You're not looking for full service but you are looking to use her mouth. I say get your kissing in first then have her finish you with her mouth. You get your experience and a nut

>>36739341

Haha Thanks man.

I'd like to think of it as a solid transaction like this.

Someone on a thread I lurked the other day said it was like going to McDonalds, you were there to pay her money for a Quarter Pounder and Cheese.

The problem is that it seems like escorts don't treat it like a transaction: They try and get rid of you as soon as possible and will get stand-offish if they think you might be weird.

Going in there for kissing only raises both of those two above problems at once, since the girl will find it weird and she can't curtail the session by making you cum.

I'm expecting the worst, desu.

>>36739118
NP man. Rereading what I said I may have set expectations too high. I've been with maybe 30+ escorts, and 50% are flat out wastes of money, 30% are boring, 20% are gems. Gone are the day of most legitimate /public/ escort review sites, you're really flying blind out there these days if you're using something shady like backpage. A word out there to all robots who want to play this game - it's dangerous. If it's 100% too good to be true, it is either a cop or nignog who is going to rob you blind. If you're on here you can probably smell the fakes a mile away that normies wouldnt. Dont bring any valuables, just cash in your pocket, park decently far away. Getting robbed is always a possibility that you should be prepared for, most of the time they'll be happy taking the $100 you brought to fuck, and you've left your wallet and phone in the car.

Maybe you should ask a prostitute.

>>36738851
>unironically eating out a hooker
anon, i...

Sounds like extra. Kissing is extra.

>>36739626
Never heard of a mouth condom I guess? Fucking virgins my god...

>>36739856
>literally missing the point of why it's such a cucked thing to do
Fucking tismlords my god...

>>36739584

Cheers anon.

Ausfag here, so nongunz but the brothel situation here should stave off the cops and the nigs.

Still though, I'm still only working with a 1/5 chance of getting a good girl based on your experience.

But its a guaranteed payout of 200 bucks.

So my approx REAL value that I place on this service should be $1000 to justify the risk.

So I'm in a position in my life where my value relative to other people is sufficiently low that I'm happy to pay $1000 for the privilege of someone else pretending that they like me/want to be close to me.

Holy shit they never told me it was going to be this hard.

>>36739602

As stated, I'm going to a brothel. No real chance to D&M with the service providers before its all actually happening.

Besides, you don't call a restaurant owner for reviews of his own restaurant. Chatting to prozzies would just devolve into"

>"yeah watever anon just bring some money over, I'll take care of you..."

And then I'm still at their mercy/their pimp's mercy at the end of the day anyhow.

>>36739917

Yeh nah

To be honest, I think a lot of robots would see eating out to be quite similar to kissing.

Its an intimacy thing that we're not allowed to do, but would want to be good at if it even DID happen to us IRL.

I don't wanna sex a prostitute for my first time. But I don't want to be shit at oral, either.

I'm not gonna lick out a prozzie because it seems gross, but not because of the power relations implied by it all.

Paying to give someone else pleasure IS fucked up and pathetic, that's definitely true. But paying for any intimacy whatsoever already spoils what should be the basic underlying meaning of that physical intimacy (mutual affection), so its really all the same.

>inb4 Oh I'm macho coz I just USE the whores like a piece of meat

Im not going to judge that attitude, per se.

But either you would PREFER a true love waifu to this meat-market arrangement that life has handed you or........ you're a nigger.

>>36740025
Go on TheEroticReview or P411 to read reviews for escorts around your area. Usually the really good escorts that actually make your time enjoyable can be found here with good reviews to back them up. They aren't cheap though ($600-$1000 range for an hour). The free version gives you a basic rundown if they are good or not base on a short description by a client (sometimes they give you the whole rundown of their experience). You will have to pay extra if you want to know what they completely offer (20 for a month I think).

>>36738990
if you need a prostitute to learn how to kiss you don't need to learn how to kiss

>>36738748
You're going to get a disease and cum in your mouth. If you're looking for nonsexual contact with a woman there are chicks who cuddle for money.

>>36740431

That sounds like a Craiglist endeavour, and doesn't provide for the kissing part.

>>36740394

This is witty, but kind of untrue.

I'm at a stage in my life where normies would find my kisslessness to be creepy and completely unthinkable and weird.

But I'm nowhere near old enough to give up on finding a chick altogether.

>inb4 find a girl who's as autistically virginal as you are

First of all
>implying

Second:

Even femanons and autist chicks etc present the same problem of wanting pure, loyal, dashing Lancelot types but freaking out at the prospect of being close to guy who doesn't know how to kiss them/fuck them.

>>36740679
they're not going to be able to tell, my man
you're predicting failure on something that you pretty much can't fail at.. I have a hunch a girl knowing you went to a whore to get a crash course in kissing could ruin any relationship you ever manage to create though.
Obviously you can not tell anyone, but still kind of a waste of money and a weird and bad cost/benefit

>>36740359

thanks man. Seems a bit out of my price range though.

I realise that getting a guaranteed good time for $600 is better that getting a 1/5 shot at a good time for $200, but I also need to eat.

The indignity of having to visit a prostitute in the first place is going to be even worse if I have to poorfag it on rice for a month while this Mary Magadelene gets fat on my hard earned whorebucks.

I'll still check out the site though. Cheers.

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>>36740759

>ruin any relationship

Fucking oath. I actually really wrestled with this.

But I'm caught either way. I either stink at kissing during one of my few IRL shots at companionship, or I suck it up and keep a secret forever.

To be fair, its women who gave up on the idea of sexual purity first, not (most) men. Aussie girls are international calibre sluts and at this point, basically just aggressive men with gucci handbags and inverted genitals.

Even the shy, reticent ones binge drink and hit the clubs on a weekend.

Part of me wishes that the British 'Penal Colony' where they sent my ancestors was actually just a massive fucking whirlpool to suck up the human dirt and spunk it on the bottom of the ocean.

>>36740962
I don't know how old you are, but I kissed my first gf after fucking her the first time when I was 24 or so. Neither of which things I got any flak for, it's not something people are grilling you about. If you get to the point that you have access to the behaviour they're not going to be particularly critical of it. I presume, I'm not an australian woman but either way the learning curve isn't too high. Even if you were to fuck up and for some reason she called you out on it you could reasonably say you're just nervous or something along those lines.

to me it seems like a waste of money, and if you're of a prudish mindset I can't imagine anything worse than kissing a prostitute. They make their living by sucking cocks. I mean, just keep that in mind.

>>36741182

I'm around your age.

I appreciate your comment, but at the same time... Its kind of the opposite of the impression I've picked up over the years.

I've had older, sluttier female friends talk shit to me about guys who can't kiss, or fuck, or dance, etc.

And i've been in Uni classes where there are mostly girls (as well as a few unassertive, invisible guys like me) and the girls turn to talking shit about this stuff.

Ditto with slutty cousins and my friend's jilted ex's, as well as drunk middle aged women.

Couple that with 4chan wisdom (inb4 its a meme) and it all starts to add up.

Whatever women want, I don't have it. I'm not gross or fat, disfigured etc but they just seem to pass right over me. What's more they can CLEARLY sense my inexperience etc even in conversation.

I really don't have any doubt at this point that by being just as bad at kissing as I am at everything else a man is supposed to do for a woman, I am meaningfully hurting my chances.

I need to do something so that I don't fumble my shot, if I ever get it.

If you were bad at kissing during your first time, she might have thought

>"Oh, this guy is not a very sensitive or coordinated kisser."

When I do it, she's gonna think

>"Oh, this makes a lot more sense now, this walking shell of a pretend human has never been physically accepted by a woman in two and a half decades being alive. Now where did I leave my can of mace?"

>>36740679
w-whats your age anon?

>>36741533

25

So I'm not quite Robin Williams in One Hour Photo yet, but I'm AT LEAST at the age where the only valid excuse for never being kissed on the mouth would be that if I was full on Arnie Grape level mentally retarded.

>>36741466
you're depressed my man. Maybe australian women, hell maybe all women care and I'm just ignorant of it. It's certainly possible. I still think you are pysching yourself out by predicting failure though. You'd have to get to the point where they'd be receptive to a kiss before whether or not you are bad at it even comes into effect.

if you're going to a prostitute at least fuck her. Consider medication, if you can say you aren't physically gross then you might just be unmotivated or lethargic and it's slowing your development. Wanting to get some is a good thing, but really I don't know.... well hell maybe brothels exist for a reason, but to me it seems like you are addressing the wrong problem

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>watching this movie with my family
>tell my cousin how fucking hot I think the actress is
>he acts disgusted and informs me she's only 15

Kill me pham

>>36741704
"Only" "15" I didn`t know your cousin has a granny fetish

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>>36741682

I'm in the usual robo-rut, here, mate:

>Can't and won't get gf til I make something of myself.

Fuck dating as mid-twenties NEET, the disappointment in a girl's eyes is just crushing.


>Can't make something of myself because I'm so depressed.

I think you can see where this is going.

>Depressed coz lonely.

No prizes for guessing what comes ne-

>Lonely coz no gf

>>36741704

Double down and go full NAMBLA on him. He was shit-testing you. He's waiting for an opportunity to lower his defense.

>>36741823
you don't know that you are depressed because you are lonely. You could be lonely and a NEET because you are depressed. You could be depressed because you're a neet. You could be right and perceived social rejection is making you depressed. Either way, seeing a doctor isn't going to do you any worse, and assuming Australia is first world it'll probably be cheaper than a prostitute to get medication/talk therapy.
Hell you could spend some of that money going abroad or get a work visa and do shit kicker work in a foreign country. Women tend to like the aussie accent and you wouldn't have to worry about what they think of you 'cause you're going to blow out of town in a couple months anyway.

>>36741845
This desu He testing the waters to see if you are a cool non moral fag

>>36738851
>Pay a bit extra for a clean one and learn to lick pussy while you're there
whatever you do anon don't listed to this retarded redditfag

>>36741926

I just caught myself trying to justify the inevitability of my misery as if it was some Locked Room style logic puzzle that couldn't be solved.

Most of my problems are NOT unfixable, and that's what makes them so humiliating.

If I just backpacked around Eastern Europe for a while, or went Jackaroo'ing, or joint a Merchant Navy somewhere I might very well find my feet and get more energy.

That stuff is all hard and scary though, and the easy stuff (meds and therapy) doesn't actually work. Its great for the real crazies etc and for gullible housewives who like to chatter about their problems, but literal YEARS of therapy with the different professionals I visited can be boiled down to three phrases that I heard all the time:

>"Don't think about it so much."
>"Try and get out and do more things in the world."
>"Try and find a girl for companionship."

There you go, anon, I just trained you as a Clinical Psychologist.

The advice normies give to losers is "be a normie" and that applies at all levels of the medical community as well. They can cure your syphillis, and at least medicate your schitzophrenia, but they are at a complete loss to help you when you just don't really fit in anywhere. Its like curing the Common Cold, except this thing ruins peoples lives.

I could pull through all that other bullshit though if I just had a girl to count on. But I mentally can't even visualise that happening unless I can grab one and give her a kiss.

Talking to girls at the moment is like trying to hold a conversation with someone that's literally on fire. Like, I can't even close the distance between myself and them without my body rejecting my control and going stiff and weird.

This has got to stop.

>>36742187

*joined

woops

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>>36741466
>a man is supposed to do for a woman

>>36741704
>Kill me pham
kill yourself you weak faggot, eating shit from a normalfag in your own home.

>>36742187
>if I just had a girl to count on.
you can't count on women anon.

>>36742187
do you try to get out and do more things?

getting a gf while a NEET is possible, but as you know you aren't exactly in a strong position, nor will you likely have access to good choice of women. So you should get a job. Living at home at 25 is generally a mark against you, but if you have work it's not as bad. I know this is pissing into the wind, but you can't be a dependent forever, you'll have to get a job at somepoint, and since you want to get a girl you might as well get one now.
Work a cattle farm or something gay like that. If you have a degree and haven't gotten a job with it, you're not lowering yourself any by taking shit work, it's still better than nothing. Maybe not if you just graduated, but three years in you've got to face the music.

I know it's all shit you've told yourself time and time again I'm sure. But you have to initiate stuff now that school is over, anything that "just happens" to you from this point on is going to be bad, you have to make the good stuff happen yourself.

>>36742213

>a man is supposed to do for a woman

Yep. I am %100 sticking by that phrase.

If you think that you can get what you want out of a woman without providing her with stable income, sexual satisfaction and some coherent example of masculinity then you are deluded.

Women want to feel like women, men want to feel like men. We want spouses who makes us feel that way.

That doesn't mean you have to be Joe Lumberjack or, worse, some violent animal nigger. And she doesn't have to be a Stepford Wife either.

But guys who use the term 'equality' to conclude that owe women nothing in a relationship are just as deluded as SJW gender non-realists who believe that an ideal relationship is made up of two equally androgenous drones.

Both worldviews ignore the obvious evidence in society, which is that relationships in which both partners behave towards their S.O in a relatively gendered way (ie traditional man and wife etc) are the ones that are happy/durable.

Thinking that its 'manly' to owe your woman nothing because "that's how Chad does it" is misguided and pathetic.


>Apologies if I misinterpreted your comment, I'm going to visit a brothel in a few hours and I'm nervous about it.

>>36742402
you 90's born retard. do you really think someone who has found themselves in your position should be trying to tell anyone what the expected dynamics of a relationship are? I think you'd be better off back on reddit. also don't lick out the hooker anon.

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>>36742330

Yeah man, to a certain extent I agree, and thanks for taking the time to say it, because plenty of people 'know' this shit but still don't let it get through to them and so still fail.

Work-wise I'm still trying to break in, and its gonna take me a long time, if it ever happens. To a certain extent I hack neetdom because I havn't yet given up on making more of myself down the road.

But until then, I'm a bad catch, I get that, but there are still girls who might conceivably put up with me.

But even they aren't up for dating a Monk. I currently can't get close to woman. My face goes weird, I can't think, I tense up. Its mutually horrifying.

If I can't initiate physical intimacy, then I am completely fucked. What possible good am I to them.

I've even had the friendzone situation happen for this specific reason (although that was before I became quite as much of a loser as I currently am).

Its like I'm playing with my hands behind my back, here, and I get so few chances at it.

I don't even know if I could take the shame of pulling a girl into my life when I live in such a dreary unemployed nightmare with no short-term exits. Maybe i can't do that to them or me.

But right now I'm not even at that stage, and I just have this weird increasing one-track certainty that its because I can't kiss girls.

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>>36742402
>Never kissed a girl
>Gives advice to others

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>>36742482

First of all, the cynical internet realists who say that women are just gold digging flesh holes or subservient cock slaves etc are usually no more experienced than the rest of us.

Then you've got your world-weary Dirty Uncle types who may have seen more shit, but are too bitter and hopeless to be useful/impartial observers.

Having a whole lot of second hand knowledge and zero first hand knowledge is not ideal, but it doesn't make my opinion totally worthless, especially not when responding to the question of whether or not men can owe women things from a relationship.

That question is ethical and sociological in nature, in which case objectivity and articulation tend to beat out whatever dismissive, self-serving bitter half-baked judgments you say you owe to 'experience'.

>>36742570

>Lets all structure society how Chad thinks, he gets the most women so he must be the smartest, right?

>Hey, who's this Tyrone guy? He seems to have a lot of great ideas too!

>>36742507
well, in my opinion, it isn't that
fucking a hooker may make you realize it's not a big deal. Kissing one seems really gross to me, and I would only eat one out with a gun to my head. Either way you could potentially get a disease and then all of a sudden you're not just untouchable in your mind, but actually IRL too somewhat. (obviously this is exageration because the diseases couldn't spread if people didn't still get action once they had them.)

I don't know, I just think you are bull rushing into this thinking it will change anything. I don't think it will, and given your propensity for self loathing I think you risk damaging your self image more.
and you'll probably have to lie whenever anyone asks you if you've been with a hooker, which I suppose probably doesn't get asked a lot but... yeah I don't know it's your life and you're going to do what you're going to do. Seems to me like a desperate flailing attempt to fix a problem, hopefully it works but I have my doubts. On the other hand there are undoubtedly millions of people alive and dead who did what you're doing (maybe with less kissing focus) so what do I know.

anyway, if you do go, which you presumably are...
for the love of FUCK don't eat a hooker out. She will have HPV and then you'll get it on your face and then if you have a girl somewhere down the line you might give her womb cancer because you thought if you didn't blow them away the first time you got near their snatch all things would end. This might happen anyway from kissing, I'm not a doctor, but for Christ's sake don't go down on them.

>>36742507

*hack - as in 'tolerate'

>Ausfag, sorry, dunno if this one translates or not

>>36742631
How about lets deal with each situation on it's own basis? How has holding m'lady in such high esteem work out for you so far?

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>>36742634

Your comments have been a big help, Anon.

I'm actually only a few hours away from going down there, to be totally honest.

I agree with the bit about it doing more harm to my self image than good. But I'm pretty alone in the world, and I feel like I have to take this risk.

I'm not going to waste it, either. I'm going to do one lesson, then see if it helps me to be more confident/collected with chicks IRL (maybe hit on a chick in the park/library?). Then if it doesn't i'll try one more lesson, and if it still doesn't help, then I'll give it up.

Cleanliness is an issue, but it should be fine if I spend >$200. Its not like I'm going whoring in Sierra Lione.

After its all done I'll get some sleep and maybe try to greentext the whole thing tommorow night.

But here is the point I am trying to make:

As a reward for actually reaching out with real and considered advice, I want you to know that you have materially effected the life of another human being in the following way:

Tonight, even though I will presumably be economically entitled to the act, I will not lick the whore's pussy, or even touch it or even ask to see it.

When the other anon made the suggestion to do that, I was, I admit, tempted (in addition to my revulsion) because it is a pussy, after all, and to someone in my position that fact carries a certain weight.

But fuck curiosity. Tonight this whore's pussy will stay snug in her lulu lemons or her k-mart lingerie, and I will concern myself with the kissing part only.

And that is your doing. Your contribution to the world for today.

Thank you.

>>36742796
>When the other anon made the suggestion to do that, I was, I admit, tempted (in addition to my revulsion) because it is a pussy, after all, and to someone in my position that fact carries a certain weight.
every one of you posts has made you come off like a retarded youngfag but this at least gives me hope for you.

>>36742796
hope it all works out man, and do consider traveling abroad. I know as a robot you probably won't, but if you're going to resign to manual labour for a bit I think it could be a growth experience, and the accent will give you a competitive advantage on foreign grounds.

good luck

>>36742734

Its almost a relief that your interpretation of my argument is so ridiculously reductive and insulting.

I wasn't being idealistic. I've talked a lot in this post about how aussie chick are big old whores.

I was being, I believe, realistic, citing how the relationships which I have observed to be durable in the long term are the ones in which the man acts in a manly way towards his wife and vis versa.

That way he gets what he needs emotionally from the relationship, and doesn't need to cry on the shoulder of some $2 bimbo, and she gets what she needs from the relationship, and doesn't need to flirt with barflys or fratboys to feel feminine.

Its not even a very controversial statement, not if you acknowledge a fundamental and reciprocal difference between men and women, something even virgins like myself can comprehend (though not very effectively imitate/utilise).

Its only when you become SO preoccupied with the whorishness of modern women that you insist on only treating them like whores in all contexts and therefore owing them NOTHING in relationships and having zero care for feelings other than your own, it is only then that you being truly "Gender Equal" - because then you are just a predator preying on other predators.

Its like how the extremes of Communism and the extremes of Fascism end up being the same thing.

Real dyed-in-the-wool Misogynist types and real dyed-in-the-hair SJW types end up painting a picture of the world that is exactly as bleak and dystopian as one another.

But by all means, keep laughing at my analysis soley on account of my being a virgin.

Here.

On r9k.

You'reafaggot

>>36742850

Thanks man, will do. Manual labour is not totally off the cards for me. You can make okay money up north picking fruit because Australia doesn't share a border with Mexico, so I might do that for a bit.

Good luck to you to bro

>>36742841

Gotta go soon, but kind of curious:

>retarded

Why?

Also, by the time I receive your advice I will likely already by dabbing the whore saliva off my lips, so can tldr it if you want. Just Saiyan.

>>36742953

*be dabbing

Fuck, so many typo's tonight. I'm all jittery. Literally gonna kiss a girl. Feels so weird.

>>36742953
>dabbing the whore saliva off my lips
>Just Saiyan.
your only chance will ever be with prostitutes anon. were you raised by a single mother?

>>36739558
Hey that was my thread. Good luck anon.

>>36743864
you don't need luck when it comes to whores, just money.

>>36742796

>Paying that much to only kiss

If that's what you want then make absolutely sure you find out before hand that the girl is OK with kissing.

Some will say they are but only go for it half heartedly.

The first escort I saw was amazing at kissing and the others I've seen after where not so into it, even though their profiles said they did it.

Also there is literally nothing wrong with going down on an escort. If you are a little disgusted by it then you shouldn't be seeing one at all.

>>36743938
You need some luck when picking one. That said use some common sense and spend a little extra on someone with good reviews online.

>>36743954
>Also there is literally nothing wrong with going down on an escort.
kill yourself.

>>36738748
An escort would probably find kissing to be too intimate and personal, moreso than actual sex, like a lot of modern women.

>>36738748
Well you're the customer, you can ask her before you haul ass to the seedy motel, worst case scenario the ho will laugh at you and holler her skanky compatriots to join in

They gobble nuts, take it up the ass, eat ass etc for money, wouldn't put kissing past them unless they have something personal against it

>>36743967

My point is why is that the line people seem to draw? Anons seem to be OK with kissing when most John's will always go to finish in the mouth or on the boobs.

You can't be squeamish about one aspect of seeing an escort, the whole thing is going to be pretty dirty. May as well embrace it and at least get a nice pussy in your mouth.

>>36744010
>haul ass to the seedy motel,
Shut up nigger, he's going to a brothel.

>>36744028
>going to a brothel for a make out session
How fancy

>>36744019
I don't use whores anon but if I did I certainly wouldn't be paying to give her pleasure. "a nice pussy in your mouth" you sound like a total cuck.

>>36738851
>giving head to prostitute

my stomach just contracted thinking about anon's tongue worming around a hole that's been fucked by hundreds of other dicks. you dont know what the fuck has been down there. probably still has some fresh semen from her last customer. you're literally a douche that cleaning her vagina using your tongue. consider suicide as a better option.

>>36744110
>cleaning her vagina using your tongue
There's a lot of guys who would think that was hot. A lot of utter morons.
It's not the best example, but have you ever thread through some of these porn threads on this site? Some anon posts a pic and asks what anons would do to her. Some other anon posts his idea of what he would do and then he's followed by lots of others saying they want to lick cum off her when he's finished.
They don't even think that's gay.

>>36744156
Those are baits you silly goose, they are replies made for the sole purpose of other people reacting to them to cause a chain reaction

WHY THIS FAGGOT SPACE HIS USELESS POSTS.

LIKE HJLFJL

THIS GJFCF

SPACE OUT

>>36744197
>implying there arent desperate numale virgins on /r9k/ who wouldn't lick a prostitutes piss hole

>>36744197
I hope so, I really do.

But there's so many that you know there's a few in there who take it seriously.
That whole idiots comfortable in the company of people pretending to be idiots sort of thing

>>36744502
would kind of be hot to lap up leftover man milk while pleasuring a lady of the evening though with your oral pleasures... you'd almost think they should be paying me

haha

>>36738748
It's 2017 man, if you live in a capitalist country you can hire anyone for just about anything, circumstances provided.