/britfeel/ Traitors get out edition

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Spicy boi production facility has beein planted

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PAST THIS POINT IS A SEXY KEV BLESSING ZONE.

>>36729915
the vendor I used to buy MXE from gave me loads of free samples of god knows what

Why do we have Theresa May in almost every fucking OP image that I don't do? Can I request you have her face out of the fucking thought bubble please

>>36729988
Bless you sexy kev

glad we are getting going with the degeneracy

>>36729990
There was a time I would have tried out anything. Now I cant be bothered with shoving random chemicals in my body.

>>36730035
>>>36729988
>Bless you sexy kev
Fucking sexy Kev getting the dubs in again
Have you found a dubs hack ?

>>36729942

Teetotal anon here back from the pub

None of my regular friends were drinking tonight, so the drinker anon didn't actually bring it up for once. However he was full on normalfag mode tonight, saying I should 'travel' and 'see more of the world', along with tons of other useless advice.

CALM DOWN. Calm the fuck down.
Ghandi mate, remember Gandhi.

Alright, alright I'm fine.

>>36729988
Kev, our very own Ebina chan didn't go to one of your matches that was nearby.
What do you say to him?

OP don't like robots taking drink and drugs and having a better time thread/

>>36730020
It makes me fucking sick seeing her face in an attempted comfy zone

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>>36729942
April needs crossing out on the calendar now

Listening to "a grand don't come for free" - the streets, lads!

>>36730069
it was all I could get at the time

thank goodness for mummy may taking away that nasty chinese shit
now it's heavily cut ketamine and coke for me

>>36730073
Sexy Kev's dubs magic only works in the night threads

Shit. I only have 60mg codeine pills. Gonna burn me up.

If I get calmed down by stimulants could it mean I have ADHD?

I'm an anxious mess unless I take speed.

>>36730116
Really liked that album back when I was 14 and a semi-chav

>>36730117
>ketamine
Can be amazing or hideous, depending on the amount.

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For those of you who venture outside into wider /r9k/, what do you think of the "Dad is making me move to Guangzhou (city in China)" meme?

I like it, it's not original at all, but I absolutely admire his persistence

>>36730074
Everyone should travel and see the world lad.

It's not really advice, it's just a good idea.

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>>36730135

>Failed to upload picture
>0 votes in election
>Proven to be false

Give it up

>>36730140
I was the same for a long time. I think it just focuses your mind so you're not concerned with silly things like your life.

>>36730133
Same here matey'o

>>36730179
You hitting it tonight?

>>36730073
No hack, just having faith in a higher power known as Sexy Kev.

>>36730121
The power does indeed to be the strongest at night. It even led to missionary trips to the other /brit/ themed threads across 4chan.

>>36730135
>>36730177
This is actually really sad. Silly goodfellas poster

>>36730177
Pretty obvious that the "sex addict" Augustine was just trying to sell his novel.

>>36730140
Prob mate, ask for referrral and do not take no for an answer.

Bois.

Who else Propranolol here?

I had to stop smoking weed and start taking beta-blockers because of panic attacks.

Why does life fucking suck so much?

>>36730172

No, it's a meme. Some people don't want to travel. I've travelled enough, and don't have so much disposable income to justify spending thousands on travel.

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>>36729942
Insecure white boys edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36730135
Z E R O
V
O
T
E
S

Seems that vote did a massive number on you.

>>36730242
We all saw it, lad

>>36730242
I'm starting to think you're a virgin who got cucked by a black boi at school.

>>36730195
Yea just took 4, had 20mg dex and 8 Stella so need sleep soon should do the job

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>>36730242
>Insecure white boys edition
At least the boys get votes. Even the Truck Boys with their ice cold buds got votes.

>>36730233
no but i take tripoffanol
filters people who wear trips for no reason

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>>36730177
This is fake af. Is this how you insecure white guys move? looooool

just heard my oneitis talk about some guy and his big dick

fuck my life

>>36730224
dont fall for the Goodfellas b8

>>36730272
Mad lad. I'll pop a couple now so there's still some degeneracy ITT

>>36730260
He saw his mum bring home a baboon I reckon

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>>36730282
White fragility is hilarious.

>>36730304
What b8? The new part of the meme is mentioning how he got ZERO VOTES in the GE votes.

>>36730306
At 35, my heart feels like its gunna cave in soon, i say what I do, I wouldn't advise it tho, it's been like this for 20 years. I'll sort it next week, like every week!

Had a Magnum now off to bed lads

>>36730240
>It's a meme

What does this mean? It's like Pepe?

>Some people don't want to travel

That's a bit sad

>I've travelled enough

Where have you been?

>>36730341
All the best white girls end up with nigs

>>36730284
I started using trips because people got confused who/what post(s) I was replying to. I change every so often so I don't get a persona.

Also not linked to any social media in any way/shape/form.

Just to keep the posting cleaner lad.

>>36730308
Either that or he's actively promoting goodfellas.

>>36730367
I'm 30 and most of my life I've been high or drunk on something or another. I do take breaks though and I feel healthier than a few years ago when I was hoovering powder all week.

>>36730341
She don't look happy, looks like she's texting the police, these monkeys are on me plz send help...

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>Traitors Get Out Edition

Lurking.

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Just overheard my sister planning a trip with her girlfriends on may 4th to go to augustines book launch

>>36730401
>Where have you been?

Most of Western Europe, Xi'an/Beijing

>>36730343
>>>36730304 (You)
>What b8? The new part of the meme is mentioning how he got ZERO VOTES in the GE votes.

oh you are on about that no vote no hoper
I am sold on Kev now forgot about all the others

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another three years of this shithole uni until I can leave and work

feels bad lads

>>36730423
Keep telling yourself that. She gets piped by one then he passes her onto the bros. Happens to most white girls, then they settle down with a patty like you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlTeXCp5CXg

C O M F Y
E V E N I N G
L A D S

:3

>>36730428
My sister said Augustine sounds like a bitch name and she hates blacks, specially Ines with faget names.

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>>36730341
But I'm not fragile and easy to snap as you have been lately.

>>36730468
at least you've got a future to look forward to, imagine being a NEET and unable to leave

>>36730444
You should definitely check out a few more places. California is amazing, and then if you go up to Portland, Seattle and Vancouver it's a lot of fun.

Everyone should see NYC at least once in their lives. And South America is great too.

And you gotta check out Japan and Korea.

Would fuck that Alice girl from the undateables tbqh.

>>36730468
Uni has been pretty shit for me too lad. Which one?

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Are the Chinese people happy?

>>36730510
I honestly dont think they feel the same emotions as us.

>>36730482
Haha, u pussy. Look around u, white girls hate niggers, THEY HATE YOU. That's why u get the fat ugly ones nig nog.

>>36730496
Who? Pic?

Anyone who actually thinks that the Goodfellas poster is a black guy or connected to the show in any way is an idiot.

There are two posters. The one who keeps posting the same thing ever day, who is a white race baiter. And the Andrew Prince trip who is a white advertising creative who just likes baiting in general.

>tired all day
>awake as fuck as soon as it gets past 10.30pm

What the fuck is this about. It's not funny anymore.

>>36730496
>undateables
She looks kind of qt, was she autistic or something?

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>>36730510
They would be happier under Sexy Kev

>>36730540
Well aren't you a fucking modern day Sherlock.

>>36730493
Wherever you go
There you are
Tee hee

>>36730534

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

>>36730571
Who wouldn't tbqh?

Legit want to grab a pint with Kev.

>>36730540
It's true but no way I gunna let some race baiter chat Shyte here, this is our house, not a nigger love thread.

>>36730543
Shot in the dark, but you could be getting low quality sleep. Apnea or maybe you wake up a lot in the night. Set up a camera and review a nights footage to identify if there's anything amiss.

>>36730604
I would.
I love how he sounds like a text to speech program.

>>36730604
DEAD.

Hearty kek

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Milk Cat 26

>>36730624
>no way I gunna let

It's not up to you though, is it? You have no power here.

>Not a nigger love thread

I think you've been race baited lad.

>when you realise all these forced memes are probably just in-jokes from outsider groups that use britfeel as their secondary social platform

>>36730664
Is there a way of knowing how many unique posters are in a thread?

been shitting liquid all day
6 dulcolax was a mistake

>>36730664
That's a stupid idea.

Original abuse

>>36730604
That autistic girl looks exactly like my first girlfriend.

She was a bit fucking autistic herself to be honest.

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>>36730704
Hover the numbers to know what each number is.

>>36730551

See >>36730604

>>36730641
Indeed. Would feel guilty but I'd still give her a go.

>>36730649
Glad I made your night a bit better anon.

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>>36730664
>Lenlad will never milk cat my gorillia in milk

>>36730714
You're stupid, anonymous.

>Well Alice it seems we both got autism haven't we? Well, that's good to know.

I'm cracking up som much that my flat mate started playing Post Malone again kek

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>>36729988
Kev, please bless me with a good mark tomorrow.

>>36730604
My the nine I just fucking lost my shit.

Nice video lad.

>>36730781
You sure showed me.
Quite upset now tbqh.

>>36730785
Kev doesn't seem to bless the greedy.

>>36730713
Me too lad, it's a disaster.

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ONS employee here, I have access to a massive massive databse which could satisfy my autistic curiosity for decades.

Ask me any questions you'd like to know relating to any trends or current/past statistics that we may hold, and if we have data on it, I'll tell you.

Two Britfeel related ones that I've already looked up

>The transgender population is expected to be up to 6% of the under 30 age group by 2050

>The number of White British speakers of Mandarin is rising steadily, but is expected to remain as low as 7%, by 2050, despite the fact China will be by far the most dominant global economy and culture/arts/ exporter then.

>>36730533
>white girls hate niggers

Don't mean to sound like a cuck here, lad but that's simply not true. White women really do like black guys....a lot

I really wanna move back to the council estate I grew up on. It's much better than it was, but it's still not exactly gentrified. It makes me happy when I take walks through it, there's enough open scenery that I can get myself a dog, and it's not too close to the town center that it's hectic, and not too far away that it's a pain to get there

Worried I'd be burgled if I went away for a few days though. Or they'd steal my motorbike. Or they'd study my habits and know when I was or wasn't home. Police are useless with burglaries, even if you get the bastards on film.

>>36730839
Why do you lie on an anonymous internet imageboard?

>>36730839
>7% of white british people speaking Mandarin

That is a massive amount, I would have thought. Does that mean fluent or just a little bit count?

>>36730839
Number of truck owners in the uk

>>36730839
At what year will the white population become a minority in the UK?

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>upset lenlad by telling him doctors wouldn't help

>>36730881
Knee-how!

>>36730872
Why do you tripfag on an anonymous internet imageboard?

>>36730540
>who is a white race baiter

Go to any site on the internet that allows comments and you will see "weez be takin yo womenz" or "weez takeing ova yo countriez" they love to mock white people, it's everywhere.

>>36730632

>Set up a camera and review a nights footage to identify if there's anything amiss.

Sounds spooky. What if I see something.

>>36730632
>Set up a camera
>review footage in the morning
>Sexy Kev breaks in and flexes his muscles over your sleeping body

>>36730920
There's nothing to worry about, ghosts aren't real.

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>>36730839
>6% transgender
>I'll be a dirty old man by 2050
>I'll be able to molest cute 18 year old early transitioning traps just like in my hentais

putting off the suicide a bit lads

>>36730848
Confusing white women with white whores

>>36730915
I haven't noticed that, to be honest. But even if that is the case, it's still obvious that the Goodfellas poster is a white race baiter.

>>36730945
>people in this thread think ghouls exist

>>36730968
you obviously haven't seen me or my room if you don't think ghouls exist

>>36730848
U do sound like a cuck, u are a cuck, stop wanking over paid actors in porn and then off urself.

>>36730953
Well, a very large % of white women are whores then. Go outside and take a look around, there's probably more young interracial couples around that white male/white woman

>>36730968
Ignore this poster
X

>>36730968
This is were the ghouls hang out online
Please keep quiet anout it we dont wont normies knowing we exist

weed I got is a bit racy so I took 10mg valium to level it out.

cushty

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>people still respond to this shitty bait

>read this section on stack/heap/value and reference types
>brain shuts down
>next day
>try again
>brain shuts down a bit later
>next day
>try again
>brain shuts down even later
>today
>it's beginning to make sense

I'm gonna make it

>>36731003
I can smell the cheese from your breath through this post

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PICKLE RIIICK!

>>36731016
Cheer up lad. just work on getting your Kev blessing.

What biscuits do you lads generally go for when you enter the biscuit aisle?

>>36731015
Id like some bit racy weed
its all crap round my way these days

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I ask you, men of britfeel, is there a better edgy metal tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw

>>36731016
I like to think it's the original baiter acting as a genuine responder, but some people here are fucking mongs so I can't be 100% sure.

Question britbots, my dad and brother will be living the next 6 years of their life in UK. Problem is my brother is 15 and his English isn't that good (Low Intermediate). Let's say that it takes him a year to learn the language wholly, which stage is he going to be in. 6th form college or something like that I'm guessing?

>>36731045
NEW MEME
THIS IS A NEW BRITFEEL MEME
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>36730995
NO MORE REPLIES TO RACE BAIT ITT PLEASE.

>>36731057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Easily.

>>36730945
>>36730968
>>36731003

Stop it lads I'm in bed and I'm getting the willies.

ALL CAPS IS NEW BRITFEEL MEME

>>36731092
I'll give you the willies lad
well it's just one willy
my willy


my dick

>>36731071
Tell your brother not to come here until he knows the language. Why should we cater for him.

>>36731015

What are some relaxing strains of weed?

I like the creativity it gives me but can't handle the anxiety.

>>36731083
Tru, this good shit. Have you seen how fat this qt is now though?

>>36730881
>Does that mean fluent or just a little bit count?

To the same standard that 24% of the UK can currently speak French, take that as you will.

>>36730893
44,051 Pick up trucks currently registered, this doesn't include SORN'd vehicles.

>>36730894
Current estimate is 2057 for minority white British, 2068 for minority White overall.

By the next census, Tower Hamlets will likely have a higher proportion of White British residents than now, albeit still minority. 3 wards formerly minority White British will become majority White British again as a result of gentrification.

>>36731071
6th form college generally starts at 17

>>36731106
>Have you seen how fat this qt is now
Lets have a look lad

would my cat miss me if i died

>>36731106
Just looked. FFS. Wish I didn't.

burgerking delivers now??

wish I didn't know that, FUCK

Got a new degenerate vape thingy today, pretty good tbqh

>>36731118
>as a result of gentrification.
We need to gentrify the entire of the UK in that case.

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>>36731045
LOL

BOOM

BIG REAVEL

IM A PICKLE
PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!

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>>36731146

Check that time

bl00000x00x0x0xx

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Do you have medically dispensed marijuana in the UK?

>>36731118
"Our numbers are growing" - truck boys

>>36731145
When you die, it's not long before they start to eat you. They don't give a fuck.

>>36731071
Most people finish school at 16 in the summer, and then they start sixth form in the september of the same year

It depends on what month he was born.

>>36731145
It would need to seek a new sexual partner so probably yes, initially.

>>36729986
excited to see where this is going

>>36731174

>Commerce City Kush

Sounds like something from Fallout.

>>36731163
Anything that can get you high around for those vape fake fag things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7vSy8aunXc

>>36731118
>2057 for minority white British, 2068 for minority White
Still far off enough to stop the process...r-right lads?

>>36731078
Since when did the truth become race bait? White women do like black men. Why does it bother you so much?

just bought some stowford press, 4 cans for 3.99, currently on second can. just want to forget my shitty life and dissapear into a blurry mess.

>>36731165
doesnt mean it will keep the balance white
I saw a paki couple jogging at the weekend

>>36731233
With New Labour in power for the next 5 years and all of the mass immigration that comes with it?

Sure, pal

>>36731245
We can try.
Can we wall off Bradford and put them all inside that?

>>36730341
>>36730294
So blown the fuck out he's actually just resorting to racebaiting without the meme.

Pathetic. how big was the deposit you lost?

>>36731101
Because
>My dad is wealthy and is going to pay his taxes
>My brother will learn the language by going to a LANGUAGE school, which means he'll help the owner of the bussiness to pay his taxes, which also helps the economy of your country.
>He's white

>>36731216
you're right - was stunned they actually prescribed this.

They even sell joints of it, not just the weed. Wonder if a machine makes them? Or a hippy?

>>36731118
>Current estimate is 2057 for minority white British, 2068 for minority White overall.

And white women are helping by having as many mixed race children as possible loooool

>>36731269
can i be extracted before this happens

>>36731271
Language schools suck dick

Just get him to play RPGs and watch American TV like everyone else

>>36729942
hey it's May assholes change the OP pic

Also vote UKIP

>>36731271

We don't care if he's white, Slavscum are worse than Pajeets, almost as bad as niggers.

>>36731289
Yes of course. I'm sorry you are stuck there.

>>36731271
>>He's white
So what? Still can't speak the fucking language.

>>36731308
>Vote UKIP

Why the fuck would anyone vote UKIP?

Brexit was won. It's over.

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Replaying my favourite comfy game, sleeping dogs.

>ywn be a chinky gangster running a comfy market.

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Apparently black women/white man romance novels are quite popular. Lol dem blak gurls wanna b colonised lmao

>>36731308
Twat, Vote Sexy Kev in this election.

>>36731310
>Slavscum are worse than Pajeets, almost as bad as niggers.
Controversial statement mate.

>>36729942
I'm American, am I welcome here?

>>36731331
It's pretty good having a lass into raceplay.

>>36731362
Only if you can tell everyone what you are gonna order from Greggs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-39788157

>>36731285
>And white women are helping by having as many mixed race children as possible loooool

Although the number of White British women having half-black children is rising, the Number of Black Caribbean women giving birth to half-white children is currently 61% of births, and rising. The 'Black Caribbean' population has been falling slowly since 1991, and will be virtually gone by 2050

>>36731362
Hm. We occasionally allow visiters. Where abouts in the states?

>>36731378
Greggs? Is that like Wendy's? I guess I'll have a baconator with large fries and a Mr. Pibb.

>>36731310
We're Lithuanian anon.

>>36731408
O U T
U
T

original order

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>>36731362
You need a blessing from Kev first

>>36731415

Slavscum, hopefully Putin occupies your excuse of a country, like he did with Crimea.

Have you heard of the high elves?

Have you heard of the high elves?

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>>36731378
>It's pretty good having a lass into raceplay.
Am jealous mate. What kind of stuff you get up to?

>>36731378
...scones and tinned earl grey?
>>36731402
Ohio, built on Native bones
>>36731424
Praise kev

>>36731408
>Greggs? Is that like Wendy's?

Greggs doesn't have a qt loli mascot.

>>36731488
>1488

Kev has given you the blessing you need, welcome aboard.

>>36731447
Lot of degrading her race, making her admit she likes whites. Just bought a collar for her today. Gonna be pretty lulz.

>>36731488
>Praise kev
It seems Kev has deemed you worthy of a short visit. Praise Kev.

>>36731408
Plz send a pic of this meal

>>36731308
I did but someone beat me to it

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>>36731507
Who needs a loli when you've got this QT?

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Kek I'm so glad I found out this genre existed. I guess it would be a turn on to get a racist to hunger for your black pussy.

>>36731326
This game was weirdly great fun

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>>36731508
May the blessings of Kev be many

>>36731555
wew, hope this genre booms so I can fuck a black girl desu

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>>36731508
PRAISE KEV
DEATH TO THE YANKS

>>36731552
Disgusting. Anime can't become real soon enough.

Reminder that a short Sexy Kev doc exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX-iNnEDle8&t=181s

>>36731324
Good luck when May gives the EU 90 gorillion GBP and insists on increasing immigration to 500,000 annually.

>>36731609
It's not surprising that Kev gave a blessing. Our PM seeks unity and comfy feelings over anything.

>>36731614
Such a great doc to see his rise to PM

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>>36731590
who wants half baked children

>>36731326
Nostalgia goggles meant I preferred it's PS2 predecessor game.

>>36731378
>>36731447
>It's pretty good having a lass into raceplay.

Fair enough, but I get the feeling when you say that it isn't really 'authentic', if you start doing slave roleplay/calling her nigger in bed, then act like some SJW cuck IRL, it just seems so weird and false.

I think 85% of WM/BF relationships are like this, where the white man is a leftist cuck dating her to seem progressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiU0aqqKp0

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>>36731590
Memes aside, WMBF is a far more successful mixed couple on average. Although the women get as much hate from blacks as BMWF gets from whites.

>>36731662
>I think 85% of WM/BF relationships are like this
Where did you pull that bullshit statistic from? Black women I've met arent the faggy liberal loving types.

>>36731662
Oh I totally expect that type of relationship to exist.
Can't stand SJW cuck shit myself. There is elements of truth to the degrading shit I say.

>>36731689
Gotta agree with this, a lot are quite confident and know some white guys show interest as to seem not racist,.

>>36731662
Thank fuck Asian women are not like this

>>36730510
is an excel spreadsheet happy?

>>36731689
>Where did you pull that bullshit statistic from?
My arse, it's just a guess, but BM/WF is moderately rare, and when I see it, it always seems to be some beanie wearing faggot.

I knew a guy like that actually, and there was always so much tension between them because of it, she was constantly berating him for being racist, and he just took it apologetically.

>>36731822
> there were 354,000 White female/Black male and 196,000 Black female/White male marriages in March 2009
>White wife/Black husband marriages show twice the divorce rate of White wife/White husband couples by the 10th year of marriage,[11] whereas Black wife/White husband marriages are 44% less likely to end in divorce than White wife/White husband couples over the same period

There may be less of them, but they last longer.

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>tfw used to have a gollywog gf

>>36731874
Sad thing is, if you got me to guess which would last longest to shortest, the results are the exact ones I'd say.

Bloody white women.

>>36731916
Get yourself another one lad. You can do it.

>>36731919
I definitely think white women have been dragging us all down for a long time now. Asian women and even arab women have a greater sense of what it means to be a wife.

>>36731946

I appreciate your faith lad, but I've lost my Mojo in that department. I used to be very well known as some notorious local racist because of political activism, and it was almost meme worthy how black women constantly tried to get my attention, but that was years ago.

>>36731980
White women prefer black/brown men, lad. It's time to leave them to it

>>36732054
Just climb back on the race train and get them craving your racist attention.

>>36732054
>I used to be very well known as some notorious local racist because of political activism
BNPlad?

>>36731980

Arab women definitely, but Asian women don't do it for me, they are far too bland and souless.

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i thought it was 2016 earlier, had to check my phone twice before i finally realised it wasn't

What kind of effects does an absentee father have on a white lad?

Feel a Kev blessing to someone will perk up this thread somewhat.

>>36732150
No as much as on one who is half baked

>>36732150
Why would it be different than any other race?

>>36732103

It's not that easy really, there isn't anywhere to go in that department, and I've lost the fire in my belly politically anyway, and When I was 18-19 I could get away with it far more than now. I almost got kicked out of college then because some leftist teacher made a smear against me, and it was only due to about 5 other students vouching for me that I didn't get kicked out.

>>36732106
Yeah thats me anon

>leave britfeel open
>just put pc on hibernate
>can be back in the thread by just pressing the power button
>getting too lethargic even for that
think i might just start wasting away soon lads

>>36732219
>>36732164

Well what are the effects?

>>36732228
>feeling of abandonment
>no male role model so 'manhood' comes harder or not at all
>having to figure out things like shaving and girls for yourself

>>36732294
No thanks lad, illegal in the UK

>>36732323
Deleted it just in case lad, thanks

>>36732294

This is why we have forged ourselves a comfy containment island, free from the travesty of outer/r9k/

>>36732219
For other races I doubt it would be that different. For mixed races I imagine the lack of contact with your 'other half' and the culture of that race might be something slightly worrying or a cause of issue.

I guess having access to both would allow you to find where you feel you fit in more.

Tanaka is getting a divorce lads, he gets to keep the kids.
Really quite sad, Endo was supposed to be the one who can't be a family man - though signs point towards her cheating on him.

Who else /nothungrybuteatinganyway/ here?

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>>36732164
>No as much as on one who is half baked
Can confirm.

>>36732404
You are bored or depressed lad. What's bothering you?

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>>36732404
>tfw /hungrybutnoteatinganyway/

>>36732407

You've got us lad, we all care about you

>>36732164
my dad somehow managed to be both, not that it was in his control i guess

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Look at the size of this chicken haha lads

>>36732440
I unironically do care for every lad here.
Except the tripfags

>>36732464
The actual fuck is that?

Who here was suicidally depressed but now just dead inside and able to function again? I think a part of me has broken

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Care for your fellow anons of the britbot liberation army.

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>>36732424
Where do you think you are?

originallyfuckoffbot

>>36732433
checkin your very nice dubs

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>the only things left that effectively silence the feeling of dread are illegal

Is it really a crime if it's necessary for me to not kill myself?

>>36732499
feels like i went the opposite way, was pretty much empty to the point i could kind of do things and hide my emotions but then i accidentally felt good about somethings/people once and it ruined me

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Legalise Euthanasia

>>36732499
Definitely had this. Not sure what it is but I can just get up and go to work now. Nothing's changed and I don't feel any different or better, but it's like there's some kind of mental wall now.

>>36732464

What kind of chickens are those. I want one to cuddle.

>>36732464
Worked on a poultry farm and the cockerels would bruise my legs through jeans,overalls and wellies. That thing would break bones.

>buy biscuits
>eat them all in one sitting
This was not a good plan lads

>>36730839
>The transgender population is expected to be up to 6% of the under 30 age group by 2050

That seems absurd. Did you mean up to 6% or up 6%? Big difference. Even the number of homosexuals is not that large. You'd think it were every other bloody person given how they're portrayed, but it isn't so. They're a tiny amount of the population, and "transgender" are completely and utterly minuscule. Very wicked people have a vested interest in making these numbers seem higher than they are.

>>36732516
Doesn't answer my question.

>>36732553
Didn't Kev do that by becoming PM with Shipman as the Secretary of State for Health?

>>36732589
>buy biscuits
what ones?

>>36732590
>up to 6%
The answer is right there in the part you quoted.

>>36732559
Maybe it's repressing the things that cause us to be depressed. Past mistakes etc... So our mind tries to help deal with it the only way it knows by doing a complete shutdown. Don't feel the sad times anymore but no happiness either. Anger is still there though.
>>36732546
Ye its like the moment any bit of emotion comes through it all starts flooding through at once. Music triggers it most for me. Songs I used to listen to when I felt like a real person

I exercise and eat healthy and I still feel so fucking shit and have terrible anxiety around people. Hear voices of people in my head taunting me.. sweat so bad.. How am I gonna cope in the workplace like this

>>36732572
No cuddling would chase place lad, you'd be chicken food
>>36732588
I know lad I used to have a few chickens and theyre aggressive little bastards

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It's summer of 1998, You have an appointment booked with this man. Outside his surgery are swarms of paparazzi claiming that he is a serial killer, but the police are yet to press charges, and he is still practising as a GP.

Do you attend the appointment as planned?

>>36732614
I know. I was just shocked and thought he'd made a mistake. Even with the way things are going I think that figure is ridiculous.

>>36732626
>Hear voices of people in my head taunting me
probably want that seen too mate.

>>36732607
custard creams, only reason I'm not a fat fuck is cause I barely ever let myself buy sweet stuff

>>36732644
Fuck yes, any chance to die sooner

>>36732644
>Do you attend the appointment as planned?
Yes. I imagine that would be the safest time since a dead 30 yr old would look pretty suspicious.

>>36732621
Possibly. It's like a natural antidepressant that comes gradually with age/time spent depressed.

Weird thing is that sometimes I'll begin to meltdown, but I just quickly snap back to the steady apathy after a few seconds. Hard to explain.

>>36732644
Keep appointment

>>36732590

4.5%-6% is the prediction (up to 6%) but this only includes the under 30 adult population, the total adult transgender population then is expected to be about 3.5%. This includes everyone identifying as transgender, and doesn't mean that 6% of the 18-30 population would have had SRS or even be on Hormone therapy.

But as someone who previously worked in a GP surgery, I can assure you the numbers being refereed to Gender Identity Clinics is surging, so the statistiscs fall in line with reality.

>>36732720
How many of those will suicide I wonder. Also be interesting to see if anyone sues later in life when they realise being encouraged to chop your dick off didnt help at all.

im listening to the queen is dead.

fucking great album

who here is into good music? tell me your favorite band right now

>>36732662
>Even with the way things are going I think that figure is ridiculous.

They said the same about immigration years ago. Reality is weird. Many societal projections show a degradation of sex/gender barriers as we gradually become incorporated with machines in the next few hundred years.

>>36732762
>who here is into good music?
Nah I only like shit music

>>36732762
This >>36732797 tbqhwyliwabh

Im getting worried my favourite JAV actress is retired because she doesn't have any new videos lined up at the moment.

I can't read gook sites either to find out.

Here's another odd statistic that you might be surprised with, of people regularly attending Sunday Church services, the White British proportion is expected to fall below 50% as soon as 2023, this is mostly because their attendance is so low (below 15% outside Northern Ireland) and the Christian African migrants have such a high attendance (over 80%)

>>36732797
>>36732818
well at least you lad are honest. i have a secret pleasure of liking some shit music like korn.

what shit music do you like lads?

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Codiene got me feeling comfy lads.

>>36732872
im not surprised at all. i have only knew one proper religious person and he was a prick.

pretty much everyone i meet is either athiest or agnoistic. i meet the one off person who claims to be a christian but they are relaxed about it and really follow it 100% or go to church

>>36732881
>what shit music do you like lads?
I only listen to music when I'm trying to sleep so I put on some chillstep mixes or something.

>>36732881
Mainly Jackie chan albums from the 80s

>>36732889

When I get flu, as horrendous as it is, I always just bathe in a massive dose of endorphins for days

The feeling is very difficult to describe, because on one hand I am dizzy and delerious, and sweating with fever and nauseous, which is horrible, but on the other hand music sounds so magical, and I am in such a blissful state.

got a "while you were out" from Royal Mail today. 90% sure it's the cabergoline I ordered from AB. One way or another, my life's about to change.

>>36732990
>cabergoline
what that do?

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>>36733017

It's anon's Benis medicine

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BCCCK-CAAAAAAAW
BCK
BCK
BC-CAAAAAAW

>>36732975
Had flu couple of times years ago
kinda like a mushroom trip at times
occasionally have nights when feeling ill where get these dreams that seem to last for ever and I just dont know how to describe wake up confused as thought my dreams were reality

>>36733040

80% correct. It's a dopamine agonist so it'll change my feels. But yeah, I got it because my benis has been being a shit lately

>>36732720
>But as someone who previously worked in a GP surgery, I can assure you the numbers being refereed to Gender Identity Clinics is surging, so the statistiscs fall in line with reality.

Fair enough. It makes perfect sense. The more that "transsexualism" is advocated for in our society, more people will follow suit and go ahead with it. The same thing happened with sex education, which was introduced in the 1950's - ostensibly in order to reduce the number of illegitimate children being born at that time, which was a shocking 7% of the population. Now it's over 40%, so I see that sex education did its job well. Even ignoring illegitimacy, which one probably should considering how marriage is a joke nowadays, teenage pregnancies and sexual activity is much greater now. It's almost as if teaching people about decadence and sexual promiscuity, even with the best of intentions, actually encourages it! Who would have thought?

Looks like its moth season again ffs. They are biggest nobs going. They just fly straight into you and don't even have the decency to die properly. When you crush them they dissolve into dark matter and stain whatever they landed on. Hellspawn

>>36732990
>Keep hearing about AB
>Increasingly tempted to get it set up and buy something to make me feel less like shit
N-No harm can come of it, right?

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>>36733127
>a huge fuckoff moth somehow gets in your room
>a massive crane fly gets in and starts spazzing out everywhere and is very loud

s-summer is great lads

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>>36733133
If they are Kevs dubs you have his blessings and protections

>>36732464
Looks like it should be on Sesame Street

>>36733208
All dubs in /britfeel/ are Kev blessings.

>>36733176
Fuck. Forgot about crane fly's. They really are massive spazzes just crashing into walls everywhere. I was playing my 3ds in the dark once and a giant moth landed on the screen. Flung my 3ds across the room and ran away. REEEEEEEeeeeeee

>>36733133

Treat it the same way as eBay. Look at the feedback and make your choices. The valium I've had off there is definitely real and so much more than my GP would ever give me

>>36733133
>N-No harm can come of it, right?
Do it faggot. What you gonna get?

>>36733259
I was thinking some amyl-nitrates

>>36733255
I'm more scared of going down the wrong path by taking shit that I've not been prescribed

>>36733259
Not sure desu, going to do some research into what would work for me

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>>36733255
Stop buying drugs off the internet

can't sleep at all. fucking hell, lads.

I can't imagine being so unhappy that I needed to take drugs.

>>36733370
You can be happy and take drugs - see normies

>>36733370
Then you're clearly too normal to be here.

>>36733308
>>>36733259
>Not sure desu, going to do some research into what would work for me
Are you wanting to get high?
If not and you just want it to try and deal with shit try your GP much safer especially if you have any medical conditions

>>36733370
I am that unhappy but I prefer to let my mind deteriorate naturally

Here's another interesting statistic, the net migration rate for Polish nationals has already fallen sharply into reverse, and on current trends their population should reach almost as low as 2003(Pre-EU) levels by 2020.

Thanks to whoever told me I could get boner polls confidentially from Superdrug
You're a lifesaver

>>36733349
Hi Varg
you got anymore of that crack you gave me last week
I will suck your cock again

>>36733429
>I could get boner polls
lol

>>36733428
These stats make for good reading. You might not get (You)s like the shitposts do, but I wouldn't mind seeing more posts like this.

>>36733462
He's not sourcing any of this so it's a shitpost

>>36733429
ffs why is being a man so much hard work.

>>36733399
>Are you wanting to get high?
I.. kind of am. Shit, that's a depressing realisation.

Might have another cheeky bit of codeine. My stomach isnt hurting at all.

>>36729942

burger-anon posting from burgerstan

thanks for hosting me, britbongistan. you have a comfy country

>>36733487
Well, if it's fake he's very convincing. Good point actually.

>>36733370
I'm unhappy but I don't see how drugs will do anything but make the situation worse. They'll make whatever mental health symptoms I have worse. Killing yourself makes more sense than doing any drugs

>>36733369
I just had half hour snooze now I'm here comfy in my 4 tog ikea duvet, only went on today.

>>36733462

Around 2032, Cardiff will be More ethnically English than London (35% Cardiff, 34% London)

did you lads know that you prefer the smell of your own farts?

i have got high off the smell of my own poop a few times

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>>36733544
Papers please lad,

>>36733559
sounds nice. got work or anything in the morning?

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>>36733516
Wanting to get high is degenerate which is good
Getting high normally cheers me up
What drugs would give me these berry nice eyes

>>36733544
Oxford-anon here, glad you enjoyed it. Having been vetted in person, you can have a permanent britfeel visa.

Having seen the rest of /r9k/ I hope you see why we feel the need to have this extremely comfy general.

>tfw Mummy may is still after our bennies

Eveing laddies and laddies pretending to be ladies, could you recommend me some comfy games? preferably on steam, just something to kill a few hours in the evening they dont have to be amazing

>>36733621
stardew valley, originally

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>>36733621
i didn't play it much because i'm shit at poker, but poker night at the inventory 2 has some comfy feels.

Cannot wait for some summer thunderstorms. My recordings from last year are really comfy.

>>36733621
>could you recommend me some comfy games?
Ker-plunk

>>36733621
star wars battlefront 2 (the 2005 one)

>>36733621
Dwarf Fortress desudesudesu

>>36733671
>My recordings
You record thunderstorms?

>>36733700
I really wanted to get into this but the brain fog has made my brain to slow to comprehend it.

>>36733621
Mount and blade warband + mods
Stronghold
Dankest Dungeon

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gonna attempt to give up gay stuff forever and force myself to fap to straight stuff until the gay urges subside

>>36733705
Yeh. Love listening to them when going to sleep.

>>36733797
Godspeed matey.

>>36733797

good lad, with the lords help you'll wank the gay away

>>36733598
Yes I do, I'll prob spend another day doing an hours work spread across 10 hours. The good old British way! You?