I think I'm about to text a girl I love very much and tell

What could go wrong?
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What would reviewbrah do?

>>36728195
Just di it, but keep it simple, don't sperg out or send her a poem.

>"happy birthday ***!"

It's my birthday today too.
Just text her, at least you have an excuse to talk to her
I also want to talk with a girl, I got her number from a friend and I don't know if talk to her would be like a creep, this is my first time I go far than this point.

>>36728195
Go ahead Anon, get some false hope up only to be destroyed in a few days when you realize your oneitis is fucking Chad (maybe a nigger who was imprisoned for violent rape and manslaughter while a nice guy like you gets nothing, no matter how much of yourself you will be).

>>36728385
We don't see each other much anymore. I saw her a few days ago after a couple of months of not seeing her. Should I add after the "Happy birthday" "Good seeing you again the other day"?

>>36728465
Only if she texts you back.

>"thank you anon"
>"i saw you the other day but we didn't talk, how are you?"

>>36728456
>nice guy
>posting on r9k

pick one

>>36728613
The bar for being nice is incredibly low considering aforementioned rapists and murderers have girlfriends.
I doubt the average r9k robot is worse than this.

>>36728195
Do it you big dumb idiot. I can't even tell you all the times I didn't say simple things to girls that say have very well worked in my favor, and I regret not taking action. Go for it anon, it's just a normie-tier "Happy Birthday!" not a marriage proposal.

>>36728573
This this this zlskkala

>>36728653
This

Originariamente

>>36728195
Do it and post results beta faggot

>>36728573
Do you think so? You don't think this would be fine:

"Happy birthday, pal. Good seeing you again the other day."

We are friends, we have known each other for a long time. I've called her "pal" before. She's called me "buddy."

>>36728836
>she called me buddy
lmao you're fucked

>>36728970
I'm probably not, but I don't care. I just want to wish her happy birthday and tell her I enjoyed seeing her again.

>>36728836
It could work. Don't overthink it, just do it.
And post results

Easy
>happy birthday mom love you

>>36728995
You want her to be your gf?

>>36728970
Btw escaping the friendzone is possibile if you are lucky. I did it last year when i fucked my virgin oneitis.

>>36728195
just dont bother

>>36728195
The more you worry over a simple message the worse it could possibly get. Just text happy birthday and that you hope she's having a nice day, jesus.

>>36729000
I'm struggling. I typed out "Happy birthday, pal." I'm getting so anxious about the second part, but I do really want to tell her that I liked seeing her.

>>36729052
I really do, but I don't think we're there yet. I honestly think she kind of likes me too, but it could all be in my head. Even discounting any future relationship, she means a lot to me and I want to tell her that.

>>36729161
Don't think that much, send it.
I have been there, listen to some music or something haha.

>>36729161
>happy birthday pal
That's pretty good and neutral OP, and if she responds positively then you can turn it in your favor

>>36729238
I typed the whole thing out. I think I'll play some Kanye West to make me feel like I can do it.

>>36729338
Godspeed anon, wish you luck.
Don't drink or you will probably fuck up

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>>36729399
I did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SzuWTO-QUA

>>36729338
>>36729425
Good luck anon, hope you get her

>>36728195
Don't do it. You'll regret it.
I'm warning you. It happened to me too

>>36729425
Drinking or fucking it io?

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>>36729470
I sent it.

D-did I do the right thing?

>>36728195
cut her off and take as much drugs as you can get your hands on without dying

otherwise you're a faggot who's cruisin for a bruisin

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She said "Thanks! It was good to see you too"

I can breath again.

Do I say anything else now?

>>36729505
It was the right thing to do. I hope she answers to you and that she invites you to her birthday party.
Describe her.

Don't do it. She doesn't give a fuck.

>>36729589
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING OP

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>>36729505
Her phone will go off while Chad is fucking her. She'll pick up the phone and show him then they'll both laugh before resuming sex.

>>36729589
>"how are you? :)"

Porcodioriginale

>>36729589
>>36729642
Uhh, yeah, nevermind

>>36729591
She's nice, smart, pretty. Everything you want, really. We share the same political views, so that's nice.
>>36729653

>>"how are you? :)"
I can't send that. That's not me, she knows I'd never send a smiley face.

>>36729589
>hey, when are you free to go and get some drinks?

>>36729672
Don't use the smiley then.

>>36729674
Baby steps, man. I'm already exhausted. I think I know her pretty well. I do think she might kind of like me, but I think she'd like me a little less if I just asked her out over text message. I think I've probably made enough progress today. I'll feel more confident when talking to her next time I see her.

>>36729811
She's probably spending time with her family or something right now. I don't know how much she'd want to be texting people. I know it's small, but I feel like I jumped over a huge hurdle just now. Maybe next time I see her I'll get further along. I know I sound stupid, but I do think I kind of know what I'm doing. I have known her for a decent amount of time.

>>36729897
Wow I think you are really in love

>>36729958
I can tell you I've never felt for anyone the way I feel for her. I've been attracted to lots of girls, had plenty of little crushes and stuff, but I've never felt this kind of feeling for anyone else. I know I'm young, I'm only 20, but she's really special.

>>36729897
If you ask her out, remember to keep eye contact.
Also don't say vague shit like "would you like to go out sonetimes", be specific and certain about your plans with the date.

>>36730064
Where are you from, anon?

Organo

>>36730082
Good tips, thanks. I don't think I could ever say "Wanna go out sometime?" It sounds so corny.

>>36730120
I'm from America.

>>36728456
Speaking from experience?

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Ask her how old she is. then tell her you are going to give her that amount of birthday spankin's

She will know you are alpha

>>36729897
you have to make a move idiot and see if she's really interested, 2 years already. you've waited long enough.

see you in two weeks posting about the roastie who broke your heart.