Don't you feel stupid jerking off to the girls who

>>36723769
I think that soon everything will change, the world is acting weird in the last years. Either aliens will visit us, or some godly prophet will appear.

Either way I'm ready to fight, you should also get ready, it will be your chance to make them pay.

It will happen

Dude I don't even jerk off to women. I mainly look at futanari, I jacked off one time to a picture of an anime chick without a dick recently, like first time in years

>>36723769
No, I feel jealous.

Why won't Chad fuck me? Is it because I'm ugly? Is it because I have a funny accent? Is it because I have a benis?

I can't control that, ok? I'm doing my best, I swear I'm doing my best...

>>36723769
I don't because I watch hentai which weakens the consumer request of IRL porn.

>>36723769
I stopped feeling jealous about this shit after the age of 20.

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>>36723769
I started fapping to shemales, a new low :/

Not really , pornstars are pretty much prostitutes and often do so on the side . Also Chad gets to fuck any girl you fuck including your future wives and most of the females in your family .

No, why would I? I have no desire to fuck one of the women I fap too. I want a pure woman, but that doesn't mean that other things don't turn me on.

>>36723769
Fuck my shit up I had the 1% chance to tap a girl like this


>Teenagers
>Be with said girl in class since preschool
>We were kids so I don't gave a fuck how she looked
>She didn't look very good
>Go to school together and home
>Puberty hits
>First sexual interests
>"Boys and Girls" don't chill together anymore
>My acne kicks in
>Depression kicks in
>Become a mess
>Said girl becomes a cutie
>Hits the Gym around 17-18
>Goes from a cutie to a high level escort girl (body like OP pic)
>Extremly hot
>She is a crazy whore fucking everything
>Saw her in a bar weeks ago
>I was lonely sitting just drinking some beer
>She joins the bar
>All eyes on me starts playing
>I noticed her and she noticed me but she as with a gf of hers I was lone
>While leaving the bar she smiles at me and winks
>Betamode like a dog I walk to her
>"Hey anon what are you doing long time no see"
>Start lying saying I was just picking up 1-2 beers before a friend picks me up
>Her gf goes to toilet
>She starts getting nostalgic
>"Man times sure have changed do you remember when we went to school together"
>Tfw my heart feels a soft warm
>I though she just gave no fuck
>Suddenly I hear her name
>10/10 MMA 6'2 Fighter Chad goes to her
>Greets me
>Gives her a kiss and grabs her ass
>She gets that little "you will fuck me later smile"
>I say I have to go before my friends get mad
>She says bye have a good night
>Leave and actually just go to a petrol to buy more alcohol and drink it at home

Chad
>has to take care of himself
>has to work out, shop for nice clothes, male perfume, skin care etc
>has to maintain social contacts, act friendly, work on his charm
>has to put effort and approach women, pretend to be interested in whatever asinine things they say
>has to drive them to his place
>has to use a condom
>has quick, boring fuck before falling asleep

Me
>spend 10 minutes masturbating
>move on to move fulfilling activies, such as playing videogames and reading greek philosophy

>>36724396
>reading greek philosophy
Post some sauce buddy.

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>>36723927
It's not that bad really, there is scientific evidence that shemales are generally attractive to heterosexual men, I'm not even meming.

>>36724396
>greek philosophy
weak
real men read roman police dramas

>>36723769
at least I can do it whenever i want.

>>36723805
traitor! you are hereby excommunicated from all anime boards

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>>36723805
>anime chick without a dick

Apologize to Sara NOW!

Hookup culture isn't as big as you might think it is. The vast majority of Chads have to be in a relationship with a girl like that to fuck her, and that means he has to work his ass off building a career and status and making money to pay for her.

Meanwhile I did whatever the fuck I wanted, playing every video game, running, hiking, lifting, and I still get to see video of Chad fucking these girls.

When I'm done masturbating to them I get to turn it off. Chad has to spend the rest of the day with them. Imagine how empty and stupid and hollow and vapid these girls are. They've never had to have character beyond their sexy bodies. Probably awful to spend time with.

My life is as easy as a woman's life, and I think a lot of robots forget to appreciate that. I just don't get rewarded for it like women do so you have to make your own rewards

>>36724132

Sorry to break it to you anon, but you never had a chance.

No, because I can fuck those girls lol I watch porn like man I would do that to her and shit, I imagine the porn star to be enjoying my dick

>>36724396
hahahaha chad life is meaningless and he gains nothing from Stacy except sex.

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>>36724646
You are wrong about hookup culture, most millennial girls get fucked every single weekend, usually with a different guy. However

>When I'm done masturbating to them I get to turn it off. Chad has to spend the rest of the day with them

You are absolutely correct about that, and I can tell you it is absolutely miserable to spend half your saturday or more with a modern woman

No. Just feel pretty content jerking it.

>not solely fapping to 2D

I sat and thought about this last night. This girl at my job looked very fuckable. I was thinking about everything I would have to do to become a man she would want. Like this list here for Chads, >>36724396.

I realized it wasn't worth it. I was happy going home, jerking it and moving on with my life.

Chad gets to fuck anime girls?

>>36723802
What do u mean anon

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>>36724132
Man that's just fucking sad, it really got to me because I see myself in that situation and not just 1 single time

>>36725003
This
If I fuck them then I have to deal with them. In general, is rather them ignore me.

>>36723769
be that pretty hoe

chad can't fuck 2D cat girl lolis

>>36725244
I can understand this sentiment.

The other night, I was walking down the street and this qt azn girl starts waving at me and I just ignored her. I don't understand women, and to be honest they have always been assholes to me. At this point in my life, I'm starting to feel that women are just a different species entirely.

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>>36723769
This and this is the exactly reason why I DO NOT befriend females. I refuse to jerk off to a girl looking at her pictures while another guy that she considers more manly than me gets to fuck her.

As soon as a girl says the word "friend" in any sentence that includes my mame, I quickly lose interest and start getting away from her. I will not spend my time hanging out with a girl that I have sexual interest in, getting my hopes up that one day I'll fuck that and she decides to reject me because I'm not Chad enough.

Go fuck yourself, roastie.

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>>36723769
>tfw ywn look like this

literally why do i still exist

>>36725825
Stop watching anime and get out of your fucking basement you fucking loser

>>36725825
If you're a woman (female), which you're not, don't aim to look like that. Thicker women are biologically superior as they're better for breeding with.

>>36723769
this is why high heels are not good, they make you constantly flex... that particular shin muscle and make it look weird and square
oh that and general leg problems

>>36726241
I dont want to be bred desu i just have really bad self image issues so all i want is to like the way i look for once

>>36723769
I literally can't jerk off to really beautiful girls.

>>36723802
I don't know about ayys or god, but a US and North Korean war is now inevitable.

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>>36726513
>I dont want to be bred desu
Absolute trash. You know that you judge the way that you look by subconsciously evaluating what men want, so just accept that men like thicker women and get eating.

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>>36723769
This is part of why I mainly watch professional porn. It's more detatched from reality, it doesn't remind me as much of what I'm missing because it's so unrealistic. Impossibly big dicks and tits and asses fucking in these absurd positions for maximum exposure.

>>36726581
i'm a man and i like skinnier girls though

you also called her absolute trash so why should she listen to you?

>>36726627
>she
she's a girl(male)

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>>36726588
Plus, I don't normally self-insert while watching porn because the thought of me fumbling over a girl with my small dick and flabby body makes me cringe. I wouldn't call it a cuck thing, I can't stand femdom or humiliation porn.

>>36723769
Not really. It's not like I'm missing out on anything. I play the cards I was dealt. They're shit I know that.

>>36725710
Same here, mate. Being "friends" with girls I'm attracted to is not really being friends. Those girls aren't even friends lmao and they're garbage at being friends. It's basically them letting you know that "haha yeah anon you're not all that bad but you suck, are ugly and you're not really a man in my eyes haha".

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>>36726683
Other bonuses of professional porn:

>Superior lighting, picture quality, and angles
>If you like a particular girl, chances are she has a hundred more videos
>Scenes are generally longer
>More likely to have the good stuff like anal and deeptroating

>>36723769
I jerk off to cute boys that I fuck

>>36726581

I mean i sort of do i guess but it's mostly for me desu

>>36726563
Yeah just like it was inevitable at least 10 times in the past. It's a distraction from Syria, believe me it will just evaporate in a few days/weeks.

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>mfw she's probably taller than me in those heels
FUCKING REJBDHFIS END MY FUUUCKC FUDGVNJUDIMMKC I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING BEING A SMANLET IS THE WORST FUCKING THING ON TGH DHJSWGFUCKING PLANET ILL FUCKING RAPE SOMRED IWBG IF THIS SHIT DOESN'T GET FIXED DGHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHF

>>36724396
>the fox and the grapes
Lol, you really are pathetic. I get no sex either, but playing it down like this is just sad.

>has to take care of himself
Basic hygiene, you unwashed mongrel
>has to work out, shop for nice clothes, male perfume, skin care etc
Skin care, gym, nice clothes, delusions.
You're so fucking retarded, I know plenty of skinny guys who dress borderline robotic yet fuck 9/10 qt's. /fit/ and /fa/ have fried your brain. Your autism is the reason why you are a virgin.
>has to put effort and approach women
Life isn't a PUA video, most of them have girlfriends.
>has to drive them to his place
Not necessarily
>has to use a condom
Not all the time if they have girlfriends, see above.
>has quick, boring fuck before falling asleep
We wouldn't know, now would we ?

Don't be a deluded fag, you want to have sex just as much as the rest of us do. No reason to hide it from us, we're friends after all, aren't we ?

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>3DPD
>not being able to get off via still images

>>36728500
He wasn't that far from wrong.
The easier method of finding casual sex i know, is Tinder. To use that shit you need to talk using a forced-friendliness kind of thing.
You need to trick girls in order to fuck them, you need to have car to call their attention and you need to be fit. That piece of shit app uses picters, and you need to have some skill taking them, and need to be a fit chad to also call their attention.
I have a good-looking face, but i don't like taking pictures, neither have a car or do gym.

That shitty app never worked for me

>>36724825
fuck off with your Indian tier bullshit

>"I can fuck those girls"
>"lol"
>"enjoying my dick"

don't you have a street to go shit in or a curry to eat or something?

>>36723769

Yup.

7 days in to NoFap and porn doesn't even faze me anymore... I realized how much time/energy wasted spilling my seed to pixel asses.

>>36723880
Don't pretend that you watch hentai for any greater purpose, you watch hentai because you are a weeb faggot.