>tfw can wink, snap my fingers, and whistle

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>can dislocate my thumb
>beat box with my testicles

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Wait, are there people who can't wink?

>>36723759
can you wiggle your ears?

preemptive orig

>>36723759
Can you get a girlfriend??

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I can lick ass.

>can roll my tongue
>snap
>cross my eyes
I never could whistle though

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>>36723808
>beat box with my testicles
107% maximum overkek

>>36723856
I like this one very, very, very much

I can masturbate without my hands, just sheer willpower.

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>>36723759
I can make one of my testicle retract back into my pelvis. It would be extremely painful.

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>>36725499
>It would be extremely painful.

ravioli

>can't whistle
>can't fucking snap my fingers
>can wink
>can't rack my knnuckles unless I really try

>>36723759
>>tfw can wink

Some people can't wink?

>>36725499
..for you
baneriginal

>>36725873
I'm told it looks more like a spastic muscle contraction than a wink.