https://thetab.com/uk/liverpool/2017/05/02/my-life-as-the-duff-42102
Life is so hard for roasties.
>Having to deal with the creepy lads while your friends get chatted up by fitties
>>36723731
for guys
>having to deal with rejection from women as ugly as you who will want to marry you in their 30's
>The Tab
More like "The Roast", amirite fellas?
>>36723731
HAHAHAHA
She's not even bad, but she probably hangs out with 9/10 babes and gets ignored when approached by a group of chad's cause she is the least attractive.
Boohoo I don't get hit on by Chad.
>tfw I'm the weird guy that hits on her while her friends are talking to CHAD. 6/10 girls are much less intimidating.
https://thetab.com/uk/cardiff/2015/11/27/how-to-cheat-on-your-boyfriend-or-girlfriend-at-uni-13498
>>36723821
Nailed it 10/10
>"WAAAHH!! I GET HIT ON BY GUYS WHO ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS ME!!!11 ;___;"
>>36723847
The very last sentence of that article.
>>36725265
>it's just a prank bro
>I'm just pretending to cheat
>>36723847
>This article is intended as a satirical joke,
I don't get it, seemed pretty genuine.