>drink mass quantities of water >pee alot >pee often

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2017-05-02 05:45:24 Post No. 36723649
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:45:24 Post No. 36723649 [Report]

>drink mass quantities of water
>pee alot
>pee often
>write down long long I pee for each time
>mentally keep track of how much force is exerted each time I pee
>pee log is almost full
>peed 8 times today and am still drinking

It's like im a pee scientist or something.
I feel super cool. I feel like I'd be way cooler though if I had a benis to pee through instead, though. I heard you can pee harder if you're like that.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:46:08 Post No.36723666
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:46:08 Post No.36723666 [Report]

>>36723649
why don't you pee on me miss pee scientist??

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:47:37 Post No.36723692
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:47:37 Post No.36723692 [Report]

>>36723666
Satan getting peed on is gross, don't you know that

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:49:19 Post No.36723721
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>>36723692
no, it's cute, what are you talking about
pls

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:49:41 Post No.36723729
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>>36723692
I think I'll be the normal one and ask this instead. You got a bf, Anon?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:50:16 Post No.36723735
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:50:16 Post No.36723735 [Report]

>>36723649
are you using a stopwatch?
are you peeing into containers that measure in mL?
you could probably break down force mathematically if you have those two accurate measurements

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:52:48 Post No.36723790
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>>36723649
You know you can drink too much water...

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:53:49 Post No.36723806
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:53:49 Post No.36723806 [Report]

Can I be your bf and I can time you and help you keep the log?

Does holding in your pee ever turn you on? Sometimes when I have to go really bad I get hard and imagine peeing outside so people can watch me. I do it sometimes at night and it only gets me harder. Sometimes when I'm in the shower and have to pee I'll hold it for as long as I can then hold my benis up and see if I can reach my face with my pee but then chicken out at the last second.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:13:01 Post No.36724148
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Hah! Keep pissing your life away, slave

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:18:58 Post No.36724267
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Dude, I'm sorry.
Did you get your pee pee cut off during mutilation process? I'm really sorry. Fuck jews man.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:21:57 Post No.36724326
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:21:57 Post No.36724326 [Report]

Be a penis doctor or gynecologist. Get paid 250k a year to study pee patterns and help others pee good.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:35:30 Post No.36724597
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:35:30 Post No.36724597 [Report]

>>36724326
He has to get his peeHD before he makes that kind of money.

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