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get back to my NEETbux granpa

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>>36710545
My autistic sister is 26 and just lost her retail job today because of it. She's a mess of aspergers and mental illness, she can't handle being a cashier at a job that's three blocks away. She's not autistic enough to be considered one or get NEETbux.

She's going to be a shut-in living with my parents until they die of old age in 30 years. She'll never leave her room and just spend hours on her laptop rotting her life away. Of course when my parents die she'll either be homeless or have to mooch off me, but I'll be married with kids by then. She'll have to live in my basement or something.

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>>36710805
>but I'll be married with kids by then
Good one anon, you have to have sex first

>tfw rescheduled job interview tomorrow
I can't stand being neet anymore. It's not even so much about money, I just think I would benefit greatly to having some structure to my life.

I'm probably not going to go anyway, my mother doesn't encourage me, the job is reviewed rather poorly, and it just feels weird helping one of the richest men in the world become even richer.

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>>36711954
Forgot the picture... this is happening to me more and more for some reason

What is there to look forward to now? What are my goals? There is no more education to get. Do I just work this shitty job until I die? While I slowly forget the things I used to know?

>>36710805
What does she look like?

Original

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One day I'll die, and none of this will have mattered.

>>36710805
I want to know your sister too. Maybe she will be my internet gf.

>>36712092
You might as well do someting in the middle time

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>>36712224
I tried that for a very long time. It never really paid many dividends. I've had below average results for my efforts and they've been substandard; can't see those returns improving.

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>it's another "3 shots of vodka gives me diarrhea the next day" episode

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>>36710545
>get first gf
>too autistic/inexperienced to initiate physicality

Fuck lads she's gonna leave me isn't she? I'm 26 I should know how to please a lady

porn has started to make me a little bit sad because most of my favorites have stopped making new stuff and have moved on their life.

>>36713263
Rayleen moved on to selling houses. Which is not really a step above having sex in them for money

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>>36710545
>25 years old
>KHV
>2 year NEET until 5 weeks ago
>currently doing 50 hours a week for a tiny bit above minimum wage, working the night shift in a food packing warehouse
I feel like all I do is work and sleep. The worst part is, I still can't even afford to move out on this salary.

I've been having small fantasies where I have friends, a girlfriend or wife. I'll be eating at home alone and pretend we're eating together

>>36712940
you're probably better off just telling her. shes going to think theres more wrong with you than there already is.

>>36713426
if youre living at home you might as well just go to a trade school of some kind. government loans cover all of it, and you'll definitely have a job at the end of it, probably making at least twice what you are now.

>>36713426
Fucking do what>>36713599
Says

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>this month will be two year since I graduated college
>still friendless neet

This is when it's time to give up, right?

>>36713639
the beautiful thing about life is there's always some one worse off than you

>Each year seems to go quicker than the last
>Months start to become blurs
>With each passing day the likelihood of ever finding female companionship dwindles
>Parents are visibly aging
>All your childhood hangouts have been demolished or are out of business
>Work has consumed your life and you find little joy in the things that used to keep you entertained for hours on end
>Less and less contact from your old friends, most of them have moved on and are married or have long term GFs
>What spare time I do have is spent watching TV/listening to music from mid-2000s when I was last semi-normal and somewhat happy, and in vain I try to convince myself it's still 2005 and I have my whole life ahead of me
>Weekends consist of looking up at ceiling and wondering where it all went wrong
>Injuries take a lot longer to heal
>Hairline is rapidly receding and what hair I do have is turning gray at an alarming rate
>Don't even have the motivation to smoke a cigarette despite being a smoker for 10 years

Why did we all think that our lives would be awesome as adults? I know I certainly did. I thought that being "free" and not having to go to school everyday & having curfews and shit would be the best. Why aren't we adequately made aware of how terrible adulthood is? I'm only 27, I didn't think these feelings would really sink in until I was at least 43 or so.

>>36713692
right now there's some guy in india who's living the worse life imaginable

>>36713825
I hit the stage you're at now when I was 46 - 47. Please seek help: you're too far ahead of the curve.

>>36713971
>46 - 47
There's no need to lie on the internet.

>>36713825

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm 27 too and this post is way too fucking real. Why God Why? Where did I fuck up so badly? What makes me so much worse than everybody else?

>>36713825
fairly spot on

>>36713940
it's relative. Guy in india might get laid every day but shits in the street then baths in millions of peoples feces.

>>36714034
Idk, for me it's definitely my inferior genes.

>Manlet
>Balding
>Horrible skin

etc.

>>36714182
>6ft
>Robust hair
>5inch dick
>Bacne
who has it worse?

>>36714245
Me clearly. Are you trying to troll?

>>36713825
goddamn it, throw in some heart and liver problems and that's me to a t.
DELET

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>>36711954
dont overthink just get the job dont question it

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>>36713825
Take solace in the small things I guess.

I try to lose myself in JRPGs and books.

>>36713825

25 here, this post is too real. I can't believe half of the year is almost over and I've accomplished nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>36714267
honestly no, thought dicklet would be a legit factor

>nearly 30 hkv
>finally got my first real career job despite having multiples
>my boss is an attractive younger female with an alpha partner she keeps bragging about daily
>can't even look her in the eye
>pretty sure I won't pass probation
Wew lads, soon to be back on the neet bux with my waifus.

>>36714245
>>Bacne
this shit really is the worst. I hate summers

>>36715192
I always try to harness my kv into indifference and superiority to women because they should have no power over me, but it never works

>>36715191
>5inches
>dicklet
Boy are you in for a shock.

>>36715281
?What is it../?

oregon

>>36714245

>5 inches
>dicklet

You need to stop watching porn and taking female's advice on the matter as truth. Noone of the two will give you an accurate state of the art.

>>36715313
If the girl is loose or watches lots of porn, you don't want to be with her anyway. 5inches is perfectly fine. Hell the average in the Philippines and Korea is in the low 4s and they're still breeding, so you'll be fine.

>>36715325
k well this how I look at it, if it was 5.5(or even 6.5) it still wouldn't be big, but if it was 4.5 it'd definitely be small. That means its atleast on dicklet threshold

>>36715381

How sad is it that your perfectly average penis causes so much despair to you.

Seriously, I find it really childish and almost obscene to whine about such a trivial non-issue when we have trve posts like >>36713825 .

>>36710545
Is there really that noticeable of a change in cognitive ability once you reach the fabled 'end of male brain development'? I'm turning 24 soon and have felt like a retard for the past two years.

I don't know if I should take this job.

I read a post once saying that you're never too good for a job if you need one. Is it true ? I've been a NEET for the last 8 months, there's a position at a call centerthat opened, I'm afraid of going because I know that I will hate it and I can't bare using a phone, but it would greatly improve my social and vocal skills and I'll at leat get a job.

>>36710805
I would wife her and take her off your hands if she's good looking, send pics brother.

> 5'11 manlet
> 5" dicklet
> khhv
> virgin
> neet

>>36715585
me2 anon except I've hugged a girl. idk how you could be a khv, I got random hugs even my crippling social autism in hs

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>>36713825
I turn 29 in a few months. I still sometimes have that strange feeling of yearning for another life, not sure what kind of life but I know that sometimes anime seems to align with what this yearning is about.

It's really strange because it's beyond normie dreams. I don't think I'd feel better if I have a sexy gf, a 6 figure income, a big house and all those things normies seem to think are necessary for happiness.

Our parents thought the world was only getting easier to live in. They projected their unfulfilled aspirations onto us if only at a subconscious level. We were raised with "you can be anything you want" and "everything is possible". Then we bumped into a liberated sexual marketplace where, when you are an average or below average male, you have to bring a lot more to the table than women to even catch their interest. And a fucked up job market full of precarious, underpaid jobs and unpaid internships, and many other shades of slavery.

I can't believe 1/3 of 2017 is already gone. I thought I reached the time acceleration plateau but it doesn't stop accelerating. What the hell.

>>36715730
I turned 27 last year and 2017 is the most unbelievably time accelerated year I've ever experienced. I think it just started for me and I know it doesn't stop.

>>36715491
think of all the fucking money u will make.
even if u make minumum wage, after a month u get like a 1000$. u know how many fucking cool things u can buy with that...unless u have to pay rent..and car bills..and cell phone...and insurance...and gas...and food...u know how many $0.50cent sticky hands u could buy with that??

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>>36715730
I know these feels. The weird thing is I've isolated the problems and set goals, but still haven't acted on them

fuck guys this thread is depresso. i gotta go to sleep fml.

>>36715491
You probably should try if you can get it. Or you could try to be a clerk in a grocery store, I was for a while and it wasn't that bad outside from the low wage where I live.
If you don't like it just do the bare minimum and quit as soon as possible.

>>36715797
What are you waiting for? You can't just sit there your entire life. You have to do things. Take action.

>>36715801
Goodnight anon-kun.

>>36713825
Mate I just turned 27 too. Bit of a drama queen. I've got married mates who I still see every couple of months and my parents are in their 60s but they'll be round for a while yet. Pull your head in if your greatest source of grief are life obligations.

>>36715638
Hugging your mommy doesn't count anon

>going to be 26 soon
>havent accomplished anything since graduating high school and working the same minimum wage cuck job for nearly 10 years

I probably will check out and kms by the time im 30 desu

>27yo virgin
>looking more and more like my dad every day

>>36715491
>it would greatly improve my social and vocal skills and I'll at leat get a job.
This, your head is in the right space. It might be mediocre work but you'll improve yourself, which is good in and of itself, but will also help in getting better jobs in future.

I would marry any rich 25+ KHV guy

>>36716893
And cheat on him and divorce-rape him like the whore you are. No thanks.

>>36716866

Thanks for your insight. I'll do it then.

>>36715494
>he actually thinks there are beautiful mentlly ill people
>he thinks great looking grills are ever being alone
If she'd be great, she wouldve already had a husband and three children by now

>>36717357

This.

Autistic robots should stop being so pathetic and thinking autism is cute in any way. Girls -and boys- displaying autistic maneers are fucking disgusting and repulsive to anyone with a bit of dignity.

I just realized this board is just pseudo-autistic menchildren bathing in their own narcissic shit. The 25+ thread is one of the few things to save here, so let's preserve it from the usual whining "tfw no muh autistic gf".

>>36716893
I am a rich 25+ khv guy

What would you bring to the relationship, because it's pretty obvious what I bring.

PS: If anything you say involves "physical" stuff like sex, or intimacy, then kill yourself, thanks

I don't even know how to escape this hell. I feel powerless and trapped, only able to do the same routine.

>>36712005
respectively: nothing. survival. correct. yes. yes.