ITT: shit you do that you'd kill yourself over if anyone

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>>36710497
>I listen to week songs regularly

I guess im out of the loop unless you're singing about the days of the week while jacking off all over your bed

your room must smell like cum

>>36710582
Fucking auto correct anon, gets me every time. Weeb*

>>36710497
>>tfw I cum into my bed sheets and only wash the sheets like once a year
Used to do the same thing back in highschool. No wonder I didn't have friends, must have smelled like stacys underwear after her 21st

>>36710631
Not really surprisingly, probably masked by the shit loads of old food I have in my room.

>>36710631
pffft you goofball, everybody knows cum is odorless.

>>36710676
Damn I thought I was the only one. This is probably why everyone avoids me.

>>36710497
>having bed sheets

I've been sleeping on the matress itself for the past few months.

>>36710692
no i think you got used to the smell of your cum stained room that eventually you dont notice it now. Invite a friend over and they'll definitely notice.

>>36710727
I have friends over constantly (inb4 normie) but nothing is ever said about it. I think in a group of like ten people someone would probably notice.

Took an animal. Literally would just kill myself.

>someone else finds the guro folder
I dread the day

>>36710497

Wow thats the most shameful shit you got? Clearly you are underage b&. I do the same except I have a gf and have had plenty of girls. BTW I tell them about the sheets and they don't care - mostly they think its hot/funny. Chillout faggot

>>36710720
>>36710676
Fuck I still do this but wash once a month

>>36710497
>sadpanda favorites and search history

No choices left

>>36710710
don't be cruel anon

Get this shit back on track
>tfw my fetishes are so weird some of them are probably illegal
>tfw I barely ever cut my toe nails
>tfw my standards were really low freshman year and I dated a whale but nobody knew about it

>>36710710
why dont you try smelling my secret cummy sock then?

>>36710497
i've never cleaned my comforter since getting it. had it for years

>>36711050
Difference is you don't cum in it twice a day

>>36710497
I guess if somebody found out about the level of degeneracy in the porn I watch, maybe. But I'd buy a one way ticket to france and join the foreign legion first.

>>36710497
>regularly cum into my boxers
>masturbate multiple times per day
>boxers end up having a really rank, disgusting smell to them
I bought a bunch of new pairs of boxer briefs because I noticed that my old ones had discoloration after having done this for years, which probably contributed to it, even though I wash my clothes regularly. I've also been trying to make efforts to jerk it less.

I also cum into my bed comforter but I also wash it regularly and it's never been that much of a problem.

Otherwise:
>masturbate to r34 semi-regularly
>have a bunch of socially unacceptable fetishes (but nothing TOO bad, just stuff like watersports mostly)
>get really bad dandruff uncontrollably

>fap to girls sitting on baby dolls
>Have a Cara Delevingne tulpa
>Never scrubbed ass in shower

I also used to fantasize alot about locking my crush in my basement but I don't do that anymore

>>36711112
jokes on you
I cum in my comforter constantly