Remember this, robots? How about this time?
>>36693839
>the Predator
Damn, this shit even sounds kicking
Being the the Chad in his final form, while ravaging normies, leftists, LBGT...
>>36693839
buff the degenerate. its a bit too claustrophobic.
let people him have house guests if he wants to.
>>36693958
I think you might be the first person who's ever made that choice. Your psychopathy is awe inspiring.
>>36694027
If you want to have human interaction, you aren't really Otaku material. No eternity of carefree junkfood and videogaming for you.
>>36694027
Maybe you should just pick the Stranger.
>>36694062
>tfw the stranger is yoshikage kira's wet dream
I would want to be the genius, it would be interesting considering my IQ is already somewhere in the 130s, and I would use my newfound intelligence to advance spaceflight, space exploration, terraforming, and creating technology to get humanity off this rock.
>>36693839
the hero. even though idk how you would beat this guy. it would be literally a curb stompl How do you beat a guy who is 1.5 X stronger than you in every way?
pic related: its the alien beating the ever loving shit outa you
>>36693839
The adventurer
>always see new land and things unimaginable
>free from politics
>powerful
>dragon gf
what else would you need?
>>36694269
>what else would you need?
Running water.
>>36693839
Id pick the Adventurer with the powers of the Magician
>tfw will never roam in 13th century England doing adventures
why even live?
>>36693839
Anyone who doesn't want any of the choices because of the cons but doesn't pick the Stranger is deluded af. You're definitely not going to get a better deal than that irl.
>>36693839
The Explorer, experiencing the wonders of the universe while being ageless is better than any of the alternatives.
>>36693839
Honestly the stranger sounds really nice.
>>36693839
terminator seems nice, basically living on the edge
>>36693839
The Stranger
>>36695147
Literally, as the case might be. I wonder if katanas constitute as "military equipment".
>>36695208
the ones that folded 1000 times counts
Obviously the Hero.
>>36695477
You think you can defeat the nemesis, or do you not care if he destroys the world?
>>36695739
It's /r9k/, what do you think is more likely?
>>36693839
Hope the Terminator's employers pay real fucking good, since in many countries murder carries a life sentence. Think about it, every target you kill you gonna need to pay them 50,000$ just to make it go away or your life's finished (even if you don't go to prison, people will know you as a murderer).
>>36693839
Wiz biz any day.
>fuck with normies
>talk to animals
>necromancy lite
fuck yeah
This is my favorite type of thread. Hands down the genius
>>36696918
So the man from nowhere is literally the G-Man?
>>36693839
>hero
>the innocent
>the beloved
Can't choose so I am just going to roll until my last digit is one, two, or three.
Shit, too bad I don't have time to read them all because I'm tired and I am going to sleep.
But WHY, WHY did author chose white letters on black background?
>>36698167
Because it's more aesthetic and stands out nearly as well?
>>36693839
The Beloved is kind of on the creepy side
terminator or magician, but probably magician
having power is great, and the cost is worth it
>>36693839
The beloved.
What more could I want indeed?
without love, we are the poorest of the poor.
There's nothing you could offer me that would be better than a loving, attentive wife.
>>36699393
It's not love, it's a brainwashed fuckbot going through the motions
predator is obviously the best choice.
>you will gain the power to indulge in your every desire without concern for the ridiculous laws of society
Think I am going to have to go with predator as well. I'd cleanse my city of the blight. One mass killing and body harvesting and I could eat for weeks. Plus I'd just supplement the meat in my diet for human flesh.
>>36697902
This. Although I'd replace the innocent with predator, personally
>>36694345
For real though, I don't think these guys realize how uncomfortable that life would be.
>>36699778
Its way better than what I have now and Id take it above anything else on the list
The socialite, no question.
Predator is probably the best deal over all. Wizard is the safest though. Socialite is also pretty nice. But Predator has the most benefits and the least downsides. And you could easily use your powers for good,if you wanted to.
>all of these tremendous faggots not picking the innocent
More loli yuri adventures for me
>>36701472
Forever's gonna get boring at some point. It could take a million years, but one day you're gonna get tired of it.
>>36693839
The lover, but I would want that lover to be a bit more human. The way this is described makes it sound like it's a slave, or maybe even a mindless robot. That would throw me off.
Maybe what I'm really looking for is the stranger, although I would like to achieve several things.
>>36701929
That's the cost of the choice, anon. Do you accept it or not?
>>36693839
the genius sounds like it would just make my life shit
>always surrounded by those stupider than you
>no hope for myself or humanity because of constant philosophizing and deep thinking
>humanity will probably misuse my inventions and weaponize/monopolize/fuck them
>some multi-billionaire dipshit will probably just steal my patent and get richer
Predator. The human flesh part isn't even immoral; just feast on the absolute degenerates of the planet, which includes prostitutes, homeless people, obese people, etc. Too easy.
>>36702691
How's that any different than your life right now?
>>36696918
>Emperor
It's time to kick some gum and chew some ass