I need a pair of jeans! I'm looking for some that subtly imply I want penises inside me. Which ones should I buy?
I'm thinking about the uniqlo jeans, they are also Japanese which is a plus, they look similar to these.
I'm not even sure what the fuck you're talking about.
>>36677525
>I'm not even sure what the fuck you're talking about.
Sorry I should have clarified - jeans are pants which are made of denim
Just go buy some women's skinny jeans you faggot.
t. Person who used to wear women's skinny jeans
>>36677475
Well yes, if you're male and wear jeans like those everyone will assume you're gay.
>>36677598
I said SUBTLY imply
>>36677655
I've known straight guys that wore womens skinny jeans. As long as you get a pair without any obvious girl stuff then you'll just look like you're wearing regular skinny jeans, but your ass will look all girly.
>>36677714
>I've known straight guys that wore womens skinny jeans.
>>36677798
He was an emo, and is currently in a 9 year long relationship withmy old oneitis. Emos used to wear womens skinny jeans because they're tighter.
>>36677475
I need a Get Smoked hat.