*blocks your path*
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
what do you do /r9k/
>>36667218
drop to my knees and suck his dick. In his smoker's voice, he says "aaaah that's the suck"
>>36667218
>implying I go outside or answer the door
>>36667277
but this is postal dude
he could just kick the door down
>>36667218
*clicks pen open and signs petition*
Have a nice day sir
>>36667348
>urinate on him then
>unzip pants and start urinating him
>he begins to vomit
>throw that boomerang machete
>decapitates him
>now hes streaming blood and vomit out of his headless body
god i fucking loved that game
>sign his petition and then flee