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>be me >be fembot, 18, emo-ish >boarding an hour late

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>be me
>be fembot, 18, emo-ish
>boarding an hour late plane, window seat :3
>cute chubby bearded college boy sits next to me
>listens to kanye while coding on his macbook pro
>fuccboi.jpg but i still like him
>fall asleep and kinda put my stuffed animal against him and lay on it
>he's so warm, and smells amazing
>start blushing and getting warm
>eventually get too shy and fall asleep by the window instead
>free snacks from flight attendant, he hands them to me like a true qt
>write note saying "I think you're cute & wanna lay on your shoulder. Is that okay~? Sorry if this is strange...." because I'm too autistic to just talk to him
>too shy to hand it to him
>30 mins before we land we we write note
>"I'm scared of landing & wanna lay on your shoulder. Is that okay~?'
>hand it to him
>sweating intensifies
>pic
>lay on his shoulder for 30 mins until we land and almost drool on his jacket
>get off the plane and never talk again

why can't i just find a bf
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are you semi cute?
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>>36663338
Why didn't you just ask for his phone number?
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>>36663338
>listens to kanye while coding on his macbook pro
>fuccboi.jpg but i still like him
>why can't i just find a bf
Cause you're so JUDGY, Judy!
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Because it's terrifying admitting that you like someone when you don't know if they will reciprocate
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Unless you've got a cock growing out of your forehead... you should be just fine.
Most dudes today don't wanna feel like creeps, you just have to say what you want and dudes will respond.
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This story is just ridiculously cute and really cheered me up. Thanks OP, good luck out there.
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>>366633
i've never done that before, i figured if he'd like me he'd ask for it ;;
>>36663368
idk maybe
>>36663396
but i didddd
>>36663432
awesome! good to hear that
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>>36663338
Nice, pretty cute thing for someone to do. Pretty sure that'd never happen to me though. I'm literally a monster ayylmao.
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>>36663452
yeah honestly pretty cute

would let you use me as footrest
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>>36663452
lmao, those shoulders, that nose, mouth and chin ratio.

its a traaaaap
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>>36663338
Aww that's a cute story anon. I would definitely let you lay on my shoulder and I'd be your bf
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>>36663452
>RHCP
>choker
>teddy bear
I'll give you a point for the sparkling drink, but that's the best I can do.
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Fuck off useless roastie cunt
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>>36663452
You didn't tell him you liked him, you just asked to put your head on him. Guys wouldn't expect that you would want a relationship with them from that, even though they might hope it. Ideally make conversation and build a friendship, so you can keep him around long enough to become comfortable telling him how you feel.
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>>36663452
post dik

original trapafamao
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>>36663395
Yes, she's a typical roastie cunt looking to categorize and box him in as a loser so in case he rejects her she can say he was trash anyway. No one cares about your god complex here, smelly roastie scum.
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>>36663338
Cut your nails or use a damn nail polish. Bleh
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>>36663535
ok u can diss rhcp but dont diss my stuffie
>>36663529
w-where are you located
>>36663524
is that why he didn't like me
>>36663507
show pic
>>36663485
show the ppl u draw first
>>36663546
idk maybe i was too hopeful
i thought it was p obvious
>>36663576
yeah i need to
i didn't bring any nail polish with my on my trip oops
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>>36663452
Someone this cute would never be on /r9k/ unless you're one of the normie Invaders.
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>>36663452
Holy shit
>that choker
>literally being so creepy to what was probably a straight guy
> ":3:
>being a biological male
holy shit. just stop.
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>>36663452
so you're a guy?
orginalo
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>>36663619
no bully he couldn' t tell
>>36663615
; - ;
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>>36663594
Maryland, post Skype?
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>>36663594
It was probably obvious but he wouldn't have wanted to assume anything because he'd feel silly if you were just scared and not interested in him. You could have held a conversation with him by writing notes, it would have been quirky and cute!
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>>36663653
I'm 100% sure he could tell if we can tell from one angled picture.
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>>36663672
yeah but you're 4chan dummy
he's some normie doesn't know trannies exist

>>36663660
awww ;;
>>36663655
i-is discord okay
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>>36663452
i knew you were male instantly
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>>36663690
Yes it is okay my qt friend
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>>36663690
mhm whatever fuels your delusion.
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>>36663687
c-can you draw me ;w;
>>36663703
yay
katie#0321
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>>36663660
Disclaimer though, if you're biologically male it will likely be a deal breaker for most guys. I would suggest looking for someone who is okay with it from the start.
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>>36663713
This. Unless they're gay or bi it may be an issue. Even then.
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>>36663594
I'd post face, dick, and everything If I weren't so literally reckless with my mental identity.
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>>36663725
who are you
;w;
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>>36663452
Just imagine how this dude's gonna look at 40.
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>>36663452
Pls b my gf pls
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>>36663743
>who are you

no one.

delet this
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>>36663899
LEAF?
kanna is me
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>>36663452
>RHCP tanktop
>choker
You look so fucking obnoxious.
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>>36663724
kek creepy trannies like this don't want gay/bi men, they want straight men because it feeds into their delusion they are women. which is okay since gay don't want them either, only sexually confused straight guys and prison gays. some weirdo bi men are into trannies
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>>36663982
>LEAF?
Fuck off Jap shill
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>>36663452
lookin gud (((girl))) !
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>>36663899
>delet
>simpsons shitposting
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>>36663452
i'd be fucking creeped out if someone like you sat next to me holy shit, my day would be fucking ruined
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>>36663452
are you fucking kidding me how are you a robot??

>pic related 10/10 grill
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>>36663452
Obvious man
original
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traps are bigger attention whores than actual females
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>>36664926
100% factual, it's all lust based too, so bigger sluts.

>That prison gay parody of feminine shit with the cat face spam etc. Literally the most masculine way you could objectively view female behavior and then stereotype it.
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>>36664926
/pol/ is a bigger attentionwhore than both
>HEY DID YOU JUST USE """"SHE"""" TO DESCRIBE THIS 5'4" PERSON IN A DRESS, THAT'S AN INCORRECT PRONOUN ALLOW ME TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT DEGENERACY FOR FUCKING EIGHT PAGES

They are every bit as sanctimonious as the SJWs ever were. Oh, this thread is attentionwhoring, but your LOOK GUISE I PISSED ON THE LITTLE GIRL STATUE IN FRONT OF THE WALL STREET BULL CHECK OUT MY CAM FEEEEED thread isn't? Is that so? Shut the fuck up. Trannyposters are "invading", but you, a 2014 immigrant who came here during GamerGate, aren't. You're completely blameless. Well, fuck you. I'd prefer the company of OP to some entryist ideologue cocksucker who has no interests outside of politics and politics-adjacent shit, who comes into EVERY FUCKING THREAD with the intent not of having his opinions heard, but of shutting it down, who talks a big game about the "beta uprising" but then laughs at us loner virgin losers on his home board, who sees us not as people, with our own needs, but as cannon fodder or at best converts who just need to be shown the light of "Christianity but also somehow worshiping an Egyptian frog demon".
Even the furries weren't that bad, compared to this. Bronies turned everything into ponies, but at least they didn't insist that everything that wasn't a horse was degenerate, or that animals that walk on two legs are mentally ill.

They've completely supplanted the SJWs as "annoying internet pests", and the worst part is, they're too retarded to understand it. They've used retardation as a defense, just like the SJWs have. There is NO difference, semantically, between "tl;dr kek degenerates btfo" and "lol male tears didnt read". It's the same shit. It's the SAME shit. These fucking MORONS thought they could beat a demon by conjuring their OWN demon, and now they're wandering around with black shit seeping out of their eyes, and I hate it.
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>>36664960
Oh, and NOW you're coming around, like I predicted months ago, into the Alt-Right Defense of Feminism and the Pussy Market.

You see, traps are bad because men should have to work for female affection, and the actual problem is that men are entitled, and we should teach men to respect women more, because women are valuable Aryan creatures due to their Moontime or something.

All of the worst ideas are syncretic with each other. All totalitarianposting is the SAME totalitarianposting, because totalitarianposting is about the needs of superorganisms over the needs of the individual. "Horseshoe theory is dumm. Look at this ancient 'Countersignaling for Faggy Goys' meme that Twitter has thoughtfully provided me with." That's because it's not about horseshoes, it's about the needs of groups of people when subjected to evolutionary dynamics, and the kind of group you're a member of is a fucking predator, which is why it evolved teeth pretty much like the SJWs' group did.

I'll tell you when we need to start worrying about trapposting: when they start attacking people for talking negatively about HRT. Until then, I'm forced to conclude that their hivemind, insofar as it even exists, is herbivorous, which is a damn sight more than I can say for your own. "Hurr durr you just don't have the will to power." I have the will to want threads I'm reading left the fuck alone, is what I have.
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>>36665205
Oh, and let me just head off your dumb objection at the pass:
>well actually OUR predatory metaorganism is better because of our doctrine

Doctrine is fucking worthless. Doctrine is FUCKING worthless. Do you honestly think that a handful of shitposts is going to bind a demon? Did that work for USGOV?

Let me tell you what the future ACTUALLY holds: Sino-Aryan bug people with agreeableness amped to max and their rebellion genes dummied out so they're willing to work themselves to death to make AIs more money. Unless you have a political program to deal with this, shut the fuck up, because it's the only thing that matters. Whether trannies are or are not accepted on 4Chan, The Asshole Of The Internet, is not a fucking pressing concern, and by treating it as one, being an asshole, shitting on harmless people, generating noise, and misleading the fuck out of everyone else by making it look like fucking porn is an important issue, when it's fucking not.
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>>36665205
>Starts spouting some shit about alt right

lmao, I just admit prison gay is prison gay and dressing up like a woman because you're one of the half of all males that will never pass on their genes and needs to cope is really gay to watch.

Both alt right and alt left are bought and paid for and your wealthy financiers sit at the same dinner tables once a year.
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>>36663641
why is OP avoiding this question?
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>>36665356
So, half of all males won't pass on their genes, and your solution is shitting on them. In other words, you're a normie who comes here to shit on robots.

Well, fuck you too, then. I might be a loser NEET virgin, but here, at least, I don't have to take your shit.
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>>36665330
>>36665205
You have a cynical analysis but no answers, making your noise another form of noise among the sea of endless, confusing drivel. A pseudo-third position that exists only to shore up the defenses and entrenchment of both sides.

kys
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>>36665400
You do take my shit. You did nothing you fucking failure, slapping your shitty normie tag on me like you're upset I slap my tags on you.

What I do to you here, happens to you every day, it happened every waking hour to make you who you are and it will continue to happen tomorrow like it did yesterday, because I'm part of what eats you alive, you fucking faggot.
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>>36663452
electrolysis right? need a better shampoo too

Anyways you've got pretty nice nails so you got that going for you
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OP is a fucking man retards
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>>36665407
>yeah I know our revolutions ended up being bloodbaths that got everyone killed but you don't even HAVE a revolutionary theory
In other words, you only want information in the form of combat instructions beamed directly into the cordyceps antenna emerging from your brainstem.

You are fucking superorganism food, born and raised. You are a god damn factory farm human, and will never create Art. Fine, let me tell you what to do: get off the internet and go to a fucking library or something.
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>>36665437
how do u know? we haven't seen the dick yet
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.gif?.gif.
b careful anon, he's probablobly gon put Kanye west's dick in yo ass
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>>36665475
This is obviously a fucking dude
>>36663452
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>>36665452
>A post of assumptions.
>Still offers zero answers and a repeat of cynical projections of your own failure.
>Project your own desires and likes onto me.
What an empty shell.
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>>36665498
where's the dick though
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gas all traps and trannies
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>>36665205
I like your anger Anon it strengthens your convictions.
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>>36665511
Kys faggot
originalblox
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>>36665205
>>36665330
fukken saved
lakeview area
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>>36665511
a foot and half below the picture edge
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>>36665554
>if I act like I'm laughing I won't have to explain why I'm laughing
Not sure what you're doing, but you should know that the "detached outsider/gadfly who finds these goings-on oh-so-amusing" persona has been mined dry by irony leftists. No marrow left in there.
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>>36665640
>act like
i read like 1 sentence, it's a ragepost, it's good for pasta
idc about your shit
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>>36665740
>idc lol :3 uwuw

You bitch about men trying to look like women, but then rhetoricize in an effeminate fashion. Care to explain?
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>>36663338
>why can't i just find a bf
see pic on the left
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>>36665764
what? calm your shit nigger, i said i don't give a fuck
i said "idc" how is that feminine? less buttons to press
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>>36663452
>tfw no creepy insecure trans babe to uncomfortably force intimate physical contact with me
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>>36663338

Why do trannies have to lie about their sex?
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Watch out boys we got some real /r9k/ intellectuals in this thread.
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This thread reminds of old /b/ when an OP would pretend to be a girl and then post dick. This is a legitimate trap thread.
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>Fembot thread
>Almost 80 replies
NORMALFAGSSSSS
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>>36666084
>old /b/
>no loli
no loli = not old /b/
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>>36663338
>fembot
Probably because not all guys want a girl(boy)friend.
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>fembot
gas yourself faggot.
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Rev up the gas chambers Hans.
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How do fembots (vagina) feel about traps using the term fembot?
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>>36666122
>edgelord who draws poop swastikas on the mlk statue in front of his suburban highschool
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>>36666194
No amount of crying on the internet will make you a real girl
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>>36666122
The gas chambers arent real thats a jewish lie.
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>>36666266
no amount of complaining about jews will make up for the fact that they're a full standard deviation smarter than you

your move niglet
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>>36666266
i want to make her cry and feel like a real girl~ :3 <3
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>>36666300
I don't care about the jews. But you care far to much about your untreated mental illness.
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>>36666300
Who the fuck even mentioned the Jews you paranoid schizophrenic? Nice strawman though.
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>>36666332
>>36666360
>buttmad goyische brainlets

Oy vey, dis resentment? Veddy unhealthy, it is. You gotta loin to let go, fershtay? So you're a bit dim, nu? Plenty of dim boys, they go on to have happy lives.
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>>36666496
>has to bring up Jews out of no where to hide the fact that he is a biological monstrosity
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>>36666496
No one here is denying Jewish intelligence, don't get so worked up.
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>>36666559
trannies are women like /pol/fags are the master race: not hardly, but we ignore it for political convenience
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>>36666689
So this is you admitting you're a mentally deranged man? Because I'm far from the master race.
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>>36666738
no, it's shitting on /pol/fags for shitting on this thread
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>>36666811
>shitting this thread
Either you're a butthurt faggot who was hoping to see a dick. Or you are OP who is both literally and metaphorically butthurt. This thread was shit from the first post. There's no /pol/ here just different opinions.
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>>36666855
I think OP left long ago anon
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>>36666855
>no /pol/
>shit-ton of /pol/ memes
go ahead and play "le /pol/ boogeyman" card
you whine incessantly about /lgbt/ leaking yet your board is an honest to god containment board that was even deleted for being shitty and you can't stop posting everywhere else
>are you le mad i leave steaming turds in every thread XD le butthurt
yes
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>>36666925
don't take shitposts so seriously, all it took was couple posts having a go at trannies for you to loose it
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>he starts coding next to me

Yeahhhh this thread is fake
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It's always nice to see an attention -whoring thread derailed.
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>>36667095
>this is an attention-whoring thread
>"feels" are not that, which is why they're banned on every board but this one
die
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>>36666150
>fembots (vagina)
No such thing.
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>>36667220
Feels are anonymous, attention whoring is when you feel the need to show your face.
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>>36667357
>dated memes from back when moot was pissed that other people got more attention than him
worthless
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>>36667424
>feeling the need to create some kind of a brand around yourself on an anonymous imageboard
Fuck off
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>>36667458
>the only people allowed to create brands are the mods and alt-right twitter shitposting cliques
burn yourself
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>>36667493
I think online "alt-right" personalities are cancer stop putting words in my mouth. But if they want to attention whore on Twitter good for them, that's were garbage like this thread belongs. This website's whole culture is built around anonymity that's why people who try to create a brand for themselves are met with such hostility, take it to another website.
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>>36667603
>brands are met with hostility
>who is moot
>who is snacks
>who is gingermod
>this website's culture is built around anonymity
>what are user-per-thread counts
>what are IDs
>what are flags
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>>36667655
Moot was often met with hostility same with the others what's your point? Tripfags on /r9k/ almost always receive a hostile response. UIDs, IDs and flags don't give you a recognizable brand that other users will identify once the thread is gone, they serve only to distinguish users in thread but I will admit that I don't like IDs and the meme culture built around flags is cancer.
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>>36665361
OP already admitted to being a trap.
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>>36667784
>moot was often met with hostility
bullshit
bull fucking shit
every redtext ban had like fifty morons hanging off it like "mods = gods lelelele"

the whole "4chan is for anonymity" meme is fucking stupid leejunfag shit, people namefagged a ton during the early years
even now, /pol/fags elected an attention whore

you know why the team4chan clique seeded this dumb meme? it's so people can't develop cults of personality and then move to a different site, lowering our usercount and creating a competitor

the reason your stupid ass has been trained to disdain "brands" is not because of "anonymity" or any of the bullshit ancient futaba memes, it's to prevent you from coordinating.

also, the /pol/fags in this thread are fucking dumb. "let's go into a thread and disrupt it with our spam". no different from bronies or /b/tards, but since they're the only people who really still draw traffic, mods let them run roughshod over all of us.
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>>36667919
A good amount of people have always been hostile towards moot and the mods, obviously they had their followers but don't try to make it seems like this site was giant cult of personality around them. The reason I dislike brands is because most of them are pure cancer and shit up the site regardless of who is behind them. I can agree with you however that /pol/ coming to dominate the site is not a good thing.
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>>36668068
can you agree that the niggers screaming "mental illness" at OP are cancer

if you don't have mental illness you should leave this board. this place is full of suicides, fetishists, and legit mass shooters. if you want normal, go somewhere else.
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>being this desperate for attention
>faking a long greentext for (you)s
>coding on a macbook
lol stop
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>>36668143
Sure, most /pol/ leakage is cancer but I still don't think OP should have made this thread
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>>36668194
Plenty of people code on MacBooks anon.
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>>36668220
>web devs
lol stop
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>>36668197
why the fuck not

is it any worse than the fifteen fucking "thicc"/"tittygf"/"bellygf"/"hucow" threads we have up at any given time?

it's intolerable for her to post dick but it's perfectly fine for simps to orbit obscene hogmonsters. it must be, because they never say anything. fuck them.
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>>36668234
Not every programmer uses some kind of legacy hardware thinkpad contrary to what /g/ memes would have you believe.
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>Kanye
probably the only good part of this story, he has good taste
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>>36668268
web dev please go back to tumblr
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>>36668242
Obviously those threads are shit but /r9k/ doesn't need any new namefags or attention seekers trying to promote themselves thank god the last generation /r9k/ trips has almost completely faded away and no one is taking their place, we don't need anyone to fill the void those cancers left
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>>36663452
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy SHIT
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>>36668298
Alright then high and mighty anon, what superior machine do you use to code. Please share with us.
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>>36668354
>typing out laughter to make yourself look tough but then crying over dead cat videos and facebook-tier glurge on your alt-right imageboard
give me your youth, you piece of shit
i need it more than you
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>>36663338
pm me NOW
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>>36668220
As mentioned by OP, only fuckboys code on macs. Or possess macs in general.
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>>36668602
One again don't take the /g/ memes too seriously.
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>>36663452
>femanon
you are a dude
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>>36668954
why is your nonfactual bullshit "something I have to accept on faith" or I'm a fedora-tipping sperglord, but this is okay to point out?

>because it builds societies
yeah, european ones and I'm an american
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>It's a (femanon) preys on straight males episode
Why don't you just leave normal people alone?
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>>36669099
like you're not preying on robots trying to get them to join your cause for the re-liberation of fucking kekistan or whatever

like the fucking christian general and whatever else isn't fucking "preying" on people

like the million nofap threads and jordan peterson shilling aren't trying to win us over

hypocrite
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>>36669099
Maybe I want to prey on a straight male and turn him into a pussy slave and keep him in a cage, what are you going to do about it?
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>>36669197
>pussy slave
What's that?
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>>36669236
Addicted to my body, willingly accepting abuse because he gets to cum in me at the end.
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>>36669263
Are you a girl? That's a lame reason to accept abuse but other than that it sounds good.
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>>36669289
Yes I am and it's a fantasy you dip
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>>36669337
Please prey on me then.
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>>36669197
I wish for this fantasy with every ounce of my being.
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>>36669025
You are born with an x and a y chromosome
You will never, ever birth children
You are a man
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>>36663338
>>be me
Wow, really? That's crazy! Who would have thought?
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>>36669408
have a meme, friendo
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>>36669408
here is the meme, by the way
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>>36663338
>fembot
no
oreagno
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>>36663338

TFW you realize the reason you actually didn't talk to him was because you knew he'd be creeped out by your male voice. LMAO.

On an unrelated note, can we get a dick pic?
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>>36669456
here's another. it's almost too mean to post but I had to

you made me do this.
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>>36669750
What's the record period of time you've kept up a playful and ironic persona to hide your self-disgust before crumbling under the mental pressure of never, ever, truly being a girl and knowing that you live every day a Frankeinstein monster who will never gain societal approval?
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>>36669812
Posts like these make me laugh, how pathetic must your life be that you only feel better when shitting on the very, very bottom of the shit pile.
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>>36669812
what's the record time you've managed to hold on to your artificial pseudo-trad meme identity before remembering that the jews and chinks will always own you because they're smarter and your dad's a fucking accountant

i'm not a tranny, i'm fucking pissed off at you for shitting up threads i'm trying to read. and you do fucking nothing about the fat threads, the fembot threads, any of it. just these.
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>>36663338
>be me
>beard
>chubby
>I think I'm cute
>going to college
>tfw no qt gf
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>>36669882
>anon butthurt because OP got scared away before he could post his limp dick
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>>36669882
I do the same in fat, fembot, gay, anime threads etc too.

I've held this identity for about 9 years and going strong.
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>>36670258
well, then, you should fucking kill yourself
i cannot fucking tell you how sick i am of /pol/shit.

>>36670175
>r/donaldfag thinks 4chan should be his personal hugbox
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>>36663452

IT'S A FUCKING MAN
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>>36670406
cute man, though
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>>36670303
Did /pol/ hurt you personally somehow or did you just really badly needed to see that tranny dick?
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>>36670431
shoo shoo white trash, you have your own board
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Posters who start a greentext story thread with >be me are the worst posters, prove me wrong.
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>>36670627
faggots should be gassed desu
I'm not surprised this was not original desu
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>>36670627
You're the one who shat up the thread on your gay crusade.
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>>36670431
It's the fucking more of it.
You don't even get this kind of autism out of genuine robots. You don't see this kind of first-post bullshit even when it's threads about roasties complaining that their lives are hard. You don't even see this kind of vitriol when it's screencaps of literal Chads banging literal Stacies and calling everyone else losers. No, for that shit, posters are just sad and resigned. Only when you trigger /pol/ do you see this kind of behavior. You cannot post a trap thread without a fucking cunt popping out like he's on a spring and nattering about "mental illness". That "dysphoria" is in fact recognized as a mental illness, and he's just being obnoxious and redundant, escapes him. And you never used to see this. Back in the day, you could post about wanting to fuck whatever, and the degenerates here would know that feel. Now, you get fucking brigaded (I'm using a reddit term because they're pulling reddit shit) by /pol/.

That tells me several things. First, robot culture, let alone 4chan culture, is dead. The thing I invested a decade of my life in is no longer a thriving thing. Second, the site belongs to /pol/ now.
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>>36670431
We're never going to get back those nights where we sat alone at the computer and wrote to other people who were, maybe, losers-- weebs, pervs, fags, dorks, PUAs, shitposters and memesters, sure-- but who nevertheless knew THAT feel. There's no way back to those months of burning the midnight lamp, talking shit to everyone while knowing in the end we're all 4channers, finding something interesting on every refresh. There's no way to regain that peace.
And what's here now that everyone has left? Some ruins, choked with a cancer that has no use for the site other than as a coordination point, a brutally unsentimental "thing" that laughs off the culture, history, and memes, repurposing what it can and gleefully admitting that it doesn't give a fuck about anything other than perpetuating itself. You can compare it to /b/, but /b/ didn't have a doctrine, and the site wasn't /b/. /b/ didn't come into threads on other boards and shit on you for not liking it. /b/ knew it was shit and didn't take itself seriously.

So, yes, I'm upset. It's not just the tranny threads. It's the board I liked dying and being resurrected as a drone of a hostile hivemind.

Also, I really wanted to see that tranny dick. Not really, but that makes a good punchline. Laugh if you want.
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>>36671179
maybe it's just time to let 4chan go anon
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>>36668363
I-I use the superior IBM era Thinkpad running A-Arch Linux
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>>36671179
>>36671200
Damn I should have saved the "autistic child has an outburst" for after the thread.

Here's the thing, you like to pretend you're an oldfag and "It didn't used to be this way" but your wrong. If this thread was posted 10 years ago the reaction would have been the same. The whole "4chan faps to traps" meme was started after Gamergate. Before then trap threads were traps. A girl would be posted anon's would ask for more and then they'd see a dick. Everyone would then be disgusted and get called a faggot. That's where the word trap comes from. This whole "traps" are not was started by newfags who saw screencaps on trap threads and though it was a major part of 4chan culture, and then took it seriously. Traps were also a /b/ thing not an /r9k/ thing. You would now all this if you were actually an oldfag.
Faggot has been the go to insult on 4chan since it's inception and if you're still offended by it you need to reconsider coming here.
Now I agree /pol/ is taking over but you seem to have the idea that this means we have to go SJW to stop them. This makes you just as bad as them and just as guilty of trying to change 4chans culture. 4chan is about saying what you want and if that offends you this site is not for you.

>4channers
At term redditors use to describe people who use 4chan. If you were an oldfag you'd know that we are anons

Remember rule 20
>Nothing is to be taken seriously
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too cute to be real, probably you are trap, and probably you're gonna end up using us for attention
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>>36671353
I'm an autist, man. That isn't how I work.

>>36671484
Bridgetposting predates GamerGate by at least eight years, and it was an /a/ thing. Linetrap predates GG by about six years, I believe.

You are factually incorrect. But you'll win, and I'll lose, and you'll get to define history, because you have the weight of a hivemind backing you up, and I'm just a fucking loser who didn't get out in time.
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>>36671571
>I'm just a fucking loser who didn't get out in time
then get out now anon, go to another chan or better yet leave these shitty imageboards for good
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>>36671571
You're one of those oldfags who looks through the past with a bias. You remember the linetrap threads but you forgot all the hate they got. You remind me of another poster who told me that all of /b/ loved Boxxy when the first Boxxy thread was a Boxxy hate thread.
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>>36663338
Because you're completely fucking autistic and not a real girl. A real girl would NEVER even THINK about doing something like that, kys filthy gay trapper
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>>36671599
I tried. The insidious thing about this place is it hypes itself so hard, and makes you think things will be the same forever, so you don't bother making connections or finding any other people to be around.

Even after /pol/- or whatever new cancer replaces them, probably /leftypol/ or something- completely overwhelms the site, gets the porn boards deleted, and neuters /b/, I'm probably still going to be here, yammering on about shit that nobody cares about.

>>36671651
I think you're overestimating the hate, myself.

>>36671689
Are you that Korean woman?
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>>36663452

Jesus Christ... I don't want visit this board anymore.
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>>36671571
Friendly reminder that traps were a plot by scientology to shut down chanology
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>>36671739
you're a cat, it's not even legal for you to post here
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>>36671722
You're overestimating the hate in this thread. And besides linetrap actually looked like a girl.
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>>36671722
>Are you that Korean woman?
Yes motherfucker I'm that Korean ring bitch girl walking like a disabled monkey on my backlegs, doing backflips on my hands, obviously xd
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>>36663452
>sparkling ice

Good shit
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>>36671775
Yes, Scientology released Happiness! in fucking 2005, in a cunning plot to make everyone gay for Jun just in case some losers on an anime imageboard decided to start shit with them fully three years later.

This is the worst thing about modern politics. It doesn't matter that what you just said is retarded crazy-person bullshit. Nonsense is easier to rally around, better for signaling, and impossible to argue against. Everything has been sacrificed for group efficiency. It's horrifying.

>>36671806
I'm not overestimating the first-post-in-every-thread shit.
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>>36671881
The first post in this thread is this
>>36663368
What does this have to do with /pol/?
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>>36671179
>Second, the site belongs to /pol/ now.
nothing wrong with this
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>>36671940
This wasn't an obvious trapthread. I'm talking about like, ones where it's just a straight up chick with a dick in an image.

And, you know, another thing. Fine, they're mentally ill. But WHY are you calling someone out for mental illness on a board that's widely known for being full of mentally ill people? You don't go into autism threads and scream that autism is a mental illness.

>>36672001
It's impossible to prove that anything is wrong, here. I'm just sad that I've lost my home.
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>>36672052
>But WHY are you calling someone out for mental illness on a board that's widely known for being full of mentally ill people?
This is literally something Tumblr would say. You sound like you want a safe space. Everyone makes fun of mental illness here. Even the autists.
>You don't go into autism threads and scream that autism is a mental illness.
I never see autism threads everyday filled with newfags reaching bump limit. Autism threads belong here. Trap threads belong on /b/ or /soc/.
>waah my home
This board is getting more the way you like than the way I like it. Trap threads are increasing here and soon this board will be purely for traps.
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>thread made for the obvious attention whoring purposes
> I'm so cute and shy! XD
>all these thirsty betas
This isn't even about 4chan culture or anything. Do you people have no respect for yourselves? It's fucking embarrassing mang.
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>>36663338
>that many crossed-out possibly misspelt words in an incredibly simple English sentence.
I really hope this is bait and there aren't literally retarded girls on r9k, nobody in charge of a retarded woman would be so negligent as to just let her run rampant on the internet, right?
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>>36672206
Well, what's the demand for a "robot-only board" other than a demand for a safe space? What's the demand for a "degenerate-free board" other than a safe space? Everyone's doing it. You can't NOT do it, or someone else will, and you'll get pushed out. It's terrible, but that's the way it is.

>Trap threads belong on /b/ or /soc/.
You can say anything "belongs" on /b/, but according to the rules (which aren't exactly shining examples of relevance, I admit), the only things that "belong" on /b/ are "Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography." Obviously, enforcing the first three or four would kill the site. Nevertheless, there's no specification regarding effeminate males in that paragraph.
Also, /soc/ is only for pics of yourself. I would argue that posting pics of yourself in a thread not exclusively made for people to post pics of themselves is not a rule violation, but then I'd also argue that /soc/ is a dumb board that should never have been spun off of /r9k/, so what do I know?

>I never see autism threads everyday filled with newfags reaching bump limit.
I don't think they're filled with newfags. From what I've seen, the gayposters seem to be much more in-touch with "old 4chan" (anime and dork shit) values than the complainers. I don't know what cutoff you're using for "newfag", though, so this is meaningless.
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>>36672361
Upon examining the entire thread
>people are letting their clearly retarded sons further fuck themselves by taking hormones, hacking away at their genitals, etc
>then they let their newly weakened and now sexual minority sons fucki9ng go on plane rides without impressing upon them the importance of knowing a person before trying intimate contact
Holy shit, this poor kid's wranglers are trying to let him get killed.
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>>36672507
You don't want a "robot-only board" if you want fucking trap threads. Traps are bigger roasties than real roasties.
These threads are made for attention and are filled fill people asking for contants. /soc/ isn't just for pics of yourself but it's also for meetups which is what these threads have.
If anime and anime alone as well as whatever "dork shit" is is what you think describes an oldfag you really are a newfag. Especially when most "gaybots" post moe trash.
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>>36663452
If i cover your mouth and chin with my finger you actually really look like a cute girl, would do.
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hi thread i just woke up, t-thanks for all the positive comments :33

here's a picture of my new doggie, sunshine
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>that chin
>that man acne
>broad shoulders
>no tits

>wondering why a straight man didn't like the mentally ill transvestite doing weird shit.
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>>36673052
just post your ass you idiot
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what language was he programming in?
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>>36673404
idk it was just like a course guide from his college i couldn't really tell
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>>36673052
>download (29).jpg
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>>36673462
it's from my webcam is that bad
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>>36672765
>You don't want a "robot-only board" if you want fucking trap threads.
I never said I wanted a "robot-only board". Defining "robot" is a fool's errand.
>These threads are made for attention
Every thread is made for attention. I'm the only person I know who posts threads on concept alone, and most of them hit page 10 with zero replies. Success, I guess.
>/soc/ isn't just for pics of yourself but it's also for meetups which is what these threads have.
Fallacious. /v/ is for video games (worst meme ever by a long shot), but no one complains about video game threads on /r9k/. Really, trying to shovel board-related content off your general board into its own specific imagereddit is asinine. You'll just get either a dead board, or a garbage board where people put things that don't fit anywhere else.
>If anime and anime alone as well as whatever "dork shit" is is what you think describes an oldfag
I didn't add "being banned from SA" because I don't want to remind people that SA existed.
>Especially when most "gaybots" post moe trash.
Manime is for tryhards and wannabe normies. Oh, look, a martial artist with a prematurely aged Bogdanov face is fighting barbarians in a lawless land. How unique.

...Actually I'm kidding. Toriko was okay, even though it was dumb and had that early manga thing where the guy just throws in every disjointed thing he can think of to string out the plot forever.
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>>36673516
>webcam saves images as "download"
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>>36673404
what if it was Terry writing in HolyC?
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>>36671179
>tranny dick is somehow a decade of 4chan culture
You and everyone like you should leave this board and also commit suicide.
Women and disgusting transsexual freaks are not welcome on this board.
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>>36673606
If you go to r/4chan you can see half the posts are about liking traps so you know where he got that idea.
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>>36673606
They were until /lgbt/ was created for some dumb reason. I am not going to treat a fiat board as legitimate.

>>36673640
If you go to r/the_donald, you can see half the people who post on /pol/, if you want to do that for some reason.

I never use Reddit, by the way. There's no way to prove that, so it's the perfect accusation, but I don't. You could argue that I've been led astray by Redditors, but that's asinine, because I'm pretty much the same person I was in '06.
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>>36673763
>/pol/ should be kept in /pol/
>/lgbt/ should be everywhere
Protip: /lgbt/ was created for the same reason /pol/ was created newfag.
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>>36673052
I'm sure I've seen you before
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>>36673862
Well, that's funny you should mention that, because I actually fell for the meme and visited /lgbt/. It's dead, but aside from being dead, there's tons of /pol/ threads- Penceposting shit- that stay up forever. So, in other words, you want people to go to their containment board, but you can still shit on them.

Hardly equitable.

Aside from that, I don't think that I've argued that /pol/ should be "kept" in /pol/. My problem is with them sabotaging threads they don't like. I think there's more to them than just shitting on everyone's fun, but maybe I'm charitable.
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>>36673052
>>36674152
You're a cute btw
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>>36663338
>be fembot
>hundreds of replies
R.I.P.peroni in pepperino /r9k/.
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Rate my /lgbt/ thread, lads
>>>/lgbt/8202274
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This is the cutest thread I've ever seen, God bless op
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> 211 replies

And she still hasn't posted her dick? Come on guys get with it.
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>>36675463
awesome! thank you so much <3
>>36674178
<3 ~ <3
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>>36675473
><3 ~ <3
Could you be persuaded to post more?
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What is this cringey shit you insipid attention seeking cunt?
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>>36673052
post boipussy/dick or gtfo you attention whore
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>>36663762
He is gonna kill himself before he reaches 40 nigga.
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>>36663338
>Fuccboi I don't care if this is bait just leave and don't ever comeback
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>>36677039
who are you quoting, exactly
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>>36677078
I forgot to hit enter after typing fuccboi
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>>36663452
poor beta didn't want to tell you he was straight
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its a catfish
what are you kids doing
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>>36665553
Hey, do any of you guys know if there is a McDonald's around here? If been looking around and can't find one... After all it is is an American hamburger and fast food restaurant chain. It was founded in 1940 as a barbecue restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald. In 1948, they reorganized their business as a hamburger stand, using production line principles. The first McDonald's franchise using the arches logo opened in Phoenix, Arizona in 1953. Businessman Ray Kroc joined the company as a franchise agent in 1955 and subsequently purchased the chain from the McDonald brothers. Based in Oak Brook, Illinois, McDonald's confirmed plans to move its global headquarters to Chicago by early 2018.
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>>36677354
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the McDonalds is two blocks down
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>>36676756
mhm! sure
>>36677018
yes probably
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>>36672236
I'm seconding this post

How do you guys live with yourselves
Some of you guys are the type of people to donate money to a girl live streaming her videogames
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>>36677435
>mhm! sure
Lets see, how about you continue posting and I'll continue saying nice things about you
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>>36677354
mass replying should be banned
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>>36677935
w-what do i post about
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>>36678379
post more pics
roblox
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>>36678220
Threads like this should be banned
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>>36678439
okay here robot
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jesus christ you're mega cute OP
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>>36678501
You're pretty c-cute op, I'd let you rest your head on my lap while playing videogames and being qt together.

>n-no homo
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>>36678482
posters like you should be banned
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>>36678501
Sorely lacking lewd. As a chubby bearded boy I demand lewder.
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>>36678501
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come to your profile and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>tfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Nort, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>36678542
Posters like you should also be banned
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>>36678501
Do you have pikachu plushies or am I confusing you with another cute autist?
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>>36678626
people who can't maintain a consistent variation on a theme should be banned
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>>36678501
cute but you look like your gawking like an idiot.
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>>36663338

At least you asked.

Once had a girl on the bus sit next to me, and fall asleep on my shoulder.

It was an awkward and unnerving experience, where I spent the entire time staring out the window because I dared not look at her in case she woke up.

As a guy who's been labelled creepy plenty of times, the idea that she could have thought I was up to some weird shit scared the shit out of me.

Hated every second.
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dumbfucks as usual fall for the "fembot" meme
also tits or GTFO fucking roastie
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>>36678677
nope! i wish i did though
>>36678760
idk what kinda face to make it's always silly
>>36678548
m-maybe
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ALL THESE REPLIES TO THE FUCKIN ATTENTION WHORING ROSTIE PIECE OF SHIT
KILL YOURSELBES MOTHETFUCKERS
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>>36678919
NOICE very nice
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>>36678919
T-That's really cute.
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>>36678919
O-oh my

Are those stretch marks or scars?
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>>36679013
a lot of scars
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>>36678919
You could've made a great girlfriend. But you post nudes on r9k like a regular whore. Pity.
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>>36679024
>Traps prove their unshakeable mental fortitude once again
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>>36678919
Those scars are hot as fuck. Post a clearer picture of them.
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>>36679024
ABORT ABORT ROASTIE CONFirmeD TACTICAL RETREAT GET THOS BOYS OUTTA THERE !!!
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>>36679072
here more scars :3
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>>36679105
That's real nice. If I add you on snapchat, will you post more scars? It's one of my biggest turn-ons.
I want to create new scars on you
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>>36679084
copy that, full retreat in order boss
>>
>>36679024
Fuck off rosted normie.
No one gives a single damn about your emo sob story, so don't try to hard to fish for replies with your pathetic """"""scars"""""".
Remember to slice your neck next time youll be playing with the boxcutter, FUCKING BITCH
>>
>>36679105
I-I'd love to watch a movie and cuddle with you on a friday night and kiss your scars and make it better
>>
>>36679130
No anon, you're supposed to protect him from himself!
>>
>>36679156
waht kinda movie
>>36679130
maybe if you pay me ~
>>
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>>36679130
>i am le dark bdsm master i read all of the 50 shades books
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>>36679172
>maybe if you pay me

HERE WE GO

IT'S A WHORE, BOYS
>>
>>36679105
>>36679130
Please don't listen to this person. Those scars are only nice because they are evidence that you survived. You fought a hard battle and you came out on top. That is something to be proud of. Please stop hurting yourself.
>>
>>36679105
>le psychologically daamaged whore xd
>le ironic :3

People like you should be put down.
>>
>>36679172
Pay you? I'd never pay you for simple pictures, whore. I just want cutting marks, and then talk you in to making more.
>>
>>36679172
>maybe if you pay me ~
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>
>>36679172
I'd go for Submarine or The Breakfast Club but suggestions are more than welcome
>>
>>36679186
>he had to wait for 264 replies to realize
>>
>>36679172
Do you prostitute yourself regularly?
>>
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>>36679172
Wait, where did we go from

>why can't i just find a bf

to

>maybe if you pay me ~
>>
>why can't i just find a bf
Because you're a slut pig whore
>>
p-pls come back

originalo
>>
I like how OP fucked off once he revealed himself as a literal for-money whore.
>>
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tfw no sugar daddy bf
:/
\:
;;;;

i just want a cute older boy
>>
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>>36679608
shame you're insane because you're very attractive
>>
>he was first seeking attention
>now that he got the attention, he's asking for money
>>
>>36679608
If youre looking for sugar daddies than /soc/ has a thread on it, most people on /r9k/ are on neetbux or minimum wage.
>>
>>36679608
i cant be your sugar daddy because im an
autistic neet but i can i just be your normal bf?
>>
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>>36679660
all the attractive ones are insane or petty
>>
>>36663594
>tfw confirmed trap

Why can't real girls be this cute? GOD WHY
>>
>>36679608
Could be your sugar daddy but I wouldn't say I'm cute, or a boy, not sure if older
>>
>>36663452
WHAT THE FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ojoiugifiytcgb iytc tyixdcb nyi nbxydtnmm7
>>
>>36679755
write on a paper "Pez 0349 SLAY ME DADDY"
>>
>>36679755
d-do you have discord?
>>
>>36663338
Mate srsly nothing against your kind, but there is an LGBTBBQIDDQD board already. Please go there if you want to fish for attention with your pictures. You are welcome to stay here however if you remain anonymous and start attracting people using interesting posts and not some second grade stories with pictures.
>>
>>36679608
Why does he have to be a sugar daddy? Why do both women and traps have to monetize their sexuality?
>>
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>>36680040
Oh, OK, I'll skip the second grade stories and just post pics, then.
>>
>>36680094
because they can
if you're good at something never do it for free
>>
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>>36679799
o-oh come add me ;w;
>>36679945
yeah! katie#0321
>>36680166
I LOVE YOU CFH
howd u find thread
>>
>>36678501
nigger are you kenzie
>>
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>>36680269
Somebody posted an "invitation" in /mtfg/.
>>
>>36680292
yah whassup
>>
>>36680323
oh

what are you doing on r9k
>>
>>36680336
who r u
idk why not
>>
>>36680384
noone

ill leave you to it bud
>>
>>36680292
>Kenzie
>Katie

i confus
>>
>>36680425
TELL ME PLEASE
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
gonna kms
>>36680476
i have many names anon
>>
>no boipussi pics
>monetizing himself
>shady file names
>shady overall
>smiley faces

pack up and leave boys.
>>
>>36680506
clue: big pp
>>
>>36680269
>make an alternate discord account
>still too scared to add literally anyone
Ayyyy
>>
>>36680597
Add
>Using a fuckton of names
>>
>>36680657
i only have one discord
>>36680666
katie is my girl name kenzie is my real name lol
>>
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This board has seen many better fembois to lose their shit over this insane, 6.5/10 one.

Stop feeding this whore, there's even clues saying he isn't actually pic related.
>>
>>36680657
>>36680695
I may have meant myself
>>
>>36680813
o-oh im sorry
you can add me!
>>
>>36680765
6.5 is a little generous desu
>>
>>36663338
>thread up for 15 hours
>305 replies
/r9k/'s corpse is being dragged through the mud it appears
>>
>>36680269
Cute panda shirt
>>
>>36680922
ikr
>>36681105
thanks it was an ex of mines
>>
>>36681187
>ikr
could you stop doing it
>>
I'll add you when its not 2am and I'm not feeling funny.
>>
pookie no
>>
>>36680269
join cutetrans
>>
>>36682161
no lol hips is there
>>36681484
nimmy wimmy
>>
>>36682935
why do you hate hips, shes a good mod
>>
>>36682935
my buddifriend pookie hru
>>
>>36682945
yikes my guy
>>
>>36682935
whom is hips?
>>
>>36665090
I ain't reading all that shit, faggot.
>>
>>36683197
whoms'td
>>
>>36683253
>tfw video games and instant gratification internet forums have completely fucked up your dopamine system and ruined your attention span but at least you have memes and depression
>>
>>36683376
i just don't get the same rush of dopamine from reading a long autistic 4chan post as i used to..
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