I'm starving I didn't eat all day I made a thread

You could drink some of my dick juice if you want

Just order a pizza.

>>36660169
>You could drink some of my dick juice if you want
n-no this is serious anon I'm gonna die

>>36660174
Pizza companies don't deliver where I am
Dominos and papa John's both say " out of our current range" or something
and what kind of idiot eats pizza hut, I never checked if they did

>>36660129
Have sleep for dinner, its what im doing

>>36660473
Yeah I'm probably just gonna have a tall glass of water and some b12 pills

I'm gonna be ok
I'm gonna survive

>>36660129
Are you like really starving? Or just exaggerating.

>>36660129
Anon just find something out of your fridge or call some random catering place pls

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>>36660563
>Are you like really starving? Or just exaggerating.

I mean I'm not gonna die or something
but yeah
I'm hungry
I'm pretty hungry

>>36660585
I don't have a fridge I live in a dorm
Who am I supposed to call
I don't want to talk to people
I'm so hungry
please help

Try licking a wall... imsofuckingcoollookatmego

>>36660602
>I live in a dorm
I know that feel.
I just have some instant coffee and some hot chocolate packets that keeps me through the night.
Also, try keeping some peanut butter and crackers or something, that could work.

>>36660129
OP you fat fuck. fasting for a day will do you some good.

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>>36660649
>OP you fat fuck. fasting for a day will do you some good.
I'm not fat though
At all
I'm like the opposite of fat
It's because I forget to eat a lot
Yesterday I ate 2 pop tarts and a piece of toast with honey that's all
I'm just so hungry

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All I've eaten today is some Cup of Noodles because that's all I have. I have $2 in my account and most places charge 75 cents just to use the card. I'm just drinking water to make the feeling of hunger go away.

>>36660713
Jeez my little sister who is the 4th grade has more money than you.

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>>36660675
I'd say you best head to sleep before it really gets unbearable. Hopefully you can sleep through it and when you wake up, it'll be morning and you can head on over and get a nice breakfast. And do some quick grocery shopping afterwards. Make yourself a stash of snacks to keep you going

like pop tarts

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I used to be like you guys. Eating one package of instant noodle and a pop tart in one day. Now I eat around 3k calories every day and I feel weak if I don't.

>>36660675
>Forgetting to eat
Wat.

>>36660129
I told you to order Thai, you stupid fuck.

>>36660768

I paid rent $500, phone $50, books $200 (mandatory online pass, couldn't be avoided) and insurance $75 this month. I applied to a normie and got hired the same day for the job 3 MONTHS AGO and I barely start working next week.

>>36660675
Buy a tub of peanut butter, peanut butter sandwiches nigga

>>36660847
Yeah except there were too many options and the restaurant closed so I couldn't order
sorry

>>36661102
my uni has peanut butter and bread
except only in the morning
and it would look weird if I took a bunch of peanut butter back to my room
they keep it in an open ceramic container next to the bread
It's hard to just take a bunch back to my room

>>36660129
You fucking pussy.
I once went 2 and a half weeks with no food.
Suck it up and wait until tomorrow you spineless beta.

>>36661265
>You fucking pussy.
>I once went 2 and a half weeks with no food.
Why?