/britfeel/

>>36659863
how is len anyhow

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Hope that guy in the last thread who said he was going to make a new thread with an edited OP is ashamed of himself, we had no thread for 20mins because of his lies and deception

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>>36659863
>haram

oh no what have I done, this was an honest spelling mistake please nobody bully me I meant harem

>>36659921
Absolutely fucking haram

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is nier automata worth buying lads?

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>>36659921
Seems accurate to me actually

>>36660365
Nah, just basturbate to the copious amount of tubby artwork

Old spice or Brut? Lads

>>36661083
Lacoste

>>36661139
Is it any good?

Will it help me get gf?

>>36661083
Use Febreze lad, gf every time.

>>36661252
Seriously man which cologne should i get?

>>36661279
open a bag of dry roasted peanuts and rub into every area. Gf every time.

>spent a year in devon in the middle of nowhere
>spent 2 years now in manchester

holy fucking shit how do you tolerate these fucking working class trash's accents?

this is by far the worst thing here. im literally tolerating the accents of polish muslim and indian scum far better.

this fucking guy next door with his hyena laugh and high pitched dictionary of fuck lad bellend cunt innit proper football shit etc

Woke up today and i really didn't want to, especially not this early.

My farts smell like burnt matches again lads

>>36661752
it's probably all the used matches you love eating anon

Bacon and egg rolls or roast dinner? Decisions decisions...

I really need a new chair, my arse is killing me.

Problem is you cant test any of them out.

>>36661849

roast dinner for breakfast?

what the fuck

>>36661929
Yea mate, if I get it on now it will take approx. 1:20 mins, bacon and egg rolls will only take 10 mins.

>>36662010
you're a nutter m8

have fun with your 4 course meal before midday

>>36661752
Mine smell like last night's curry.

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>>36662056
Got the wife's in the kitchen sorting it now, they don't look too happy

What's the craic for today lads? I'll probably find myself in spoons at some point alone drinking pints.

>>36662240

Been making progress going outside. Also fixed my sleeping pattern and I'm starting to feel relatively normal.

Going into the city to buy a high end CD player, get a haircut and have something to eat.

If I can do it all without a panic attack I think I'm on my way back to health. Still need to see a psychiatrist though.

What's it like drinking alone in the spoons? Do you feel self conscious or anything? Do you chat to any randoms?

>>36662240
Not gchq but what city? If near me I'll have a few with u m8

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Not just any tomatoes, marks and Spencer's tomatoes...

>>36662176
They look like they've never been photographed before and have only ever read about smiling in books

>>36662369
Yea, I tell them to look natural but they never do, I also said do not use the good pan but they still did. Such is life eh m8

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

IM SICK OF IT ALL LADS

>>36662265
>What's it like drinking alone in the spoons?

It's great otherwise I wouldn't do it, I often go for a pint or two after work.

>Do you feel self conscious or anything?

Drinking alone in a spoons pub feels normal, so no.

>Do you chat to any randoms?

Occasionally but usually i lose myself in the drink and reflect on the day.

>>36662306
Wigan lad.

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Hope you're all having healthy well balanced nutritious breakfasts lads, pic related for me

>>36662415
Story time faget....

>>36662461
>bombay

Fucking appalling colonial racism

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I've gotten to the point where i don't even find skinny girls attractive anymore

Gonna try apply for some apprenticeships lads, hoping that they'll take on a 23 year old otherwise gonna have to get a shitty job at McDonald's.

>>36662464
Theres no fucking story im just sick of it. Minutes blend into hours and hours into days, days into weeks weeks into months. It's all the same.

>tfw persona 5 battle theme has finally grown on me and i love it now

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>>36662502
What the fuck she's practically skinny lad, it's when you start wanking to girls like pic related you have a problem like me

Heading to work

Got laser on Tuesday, not seem much hair loss

>>36662540
Get a job, like me

Experience a new hell

>>36662571
Ive had more jobs than you, dont respond to me pakipoo.

>>36661426
I can come to Manchester if you're up for a meetup?

Could do Printworks and the food court

>>36662590
I've had 5 jobs in the last 2 years and 7 in my entire life

Shut up poley

fuck me, Alex Jones keeps appearing as like a terminator across all my dreams lately.

I have no memory when I'm in them so when I see him casually walking up to me I just think oh it's Alex come to let me know about the New World Order, but then he gets too close and grabs my throat which is an instant death and then I remember all the other times it's happened over the past week or two.

Big shout out to my boy Anthony Joshua, AKA AJ - The heavyweight champion of the world!

#Warrior

>>36662652
>>36662685
This isn't the real Poley- His trip is always different

good morning you beautiful robots

do you have any plans for this sunday?

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>>36662564
I mostly just wank to fat tumblr girls

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>>36662721
a 7 hour shift after an hour of sleep

>>36662749
oh shit man thats rough, where do you work?

>>36662763
Shitty retail slave job, not so bad but it means I can't slack off like I could at a comfy office job

>>36662461

I accidentally put too much museli in my bowl but only realised after adding the milk

Now I'm obliged to eat it all

NOT comfy

>>36663001
Muesli ffs lad, at the weekend as well. Poor show.

>>36662564
Absolutely, originally haram.

>>36659863

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/27/some-of-bnps-2005-election-pledges-are-now-mainstream-policy-6599296/amp/

Interesting read

will i look like an alcoholic if i go and buy some beer right now?

>>36663280
No mate, go now, then photo and time stamp the goodies u bought for the day. It's bank holiday tomor too

>>36663280
I've bought beer this time on a sunday, I dont think anyone cares.

>>36662461
I just bunged in a burger I bought from a takeaway last night, 30 seconds in the microwave, was lush lad.

I'm usually keen to the ol bombay bad boy myself though but sainsburys which had the big ones for a quid have now made them a quid 20 i believe which is fucking madness and i cant be doing with the small variety pot noodles. I hope youre enjoying it though lad

So the escort I've been seeing since the start of the year has left the business.

Convince me not to start seeing others and instead start saving the 1.2k of my salary each month and start going on long weekend city breaks around Europe. Of which I know nothing on how to go about organising or even the actual costs and have nobody to go with except my unemployed Bro who I'd have to pay for.

Or should I get Tinder and acquire an average/ugly gf?

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This gave me a laff the other day I hope you enjoy it lads

>>36663447

What is that thing he puts in the cup?

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Just a few more spicy memes for you lads.

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>>36663480
A berry I think, it's just a bit of monkey magic lad.

Also I've noticed we average about 30 posters per thread which was about the amount of students I averaged in my class, I'm now thinking of a classroom with a teacher teaching a class full of the britfeel boys.

Good kek lads.

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>>36663480
horse apple trees
in pennsylvania we call them monkey ball trees

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>>36663315
heres what i got lad

>>36663442

1.2 a month on escorts?

Even a 150 woman every week would be just 600

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more fresh hot spicy animal memes for you

>>36663480
looks like a lychee

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>>36662265
>Been making progress going outside. Also fixed my sleeping pattern and I'm starting to feel relatively normal.
>Going into the city to buy a high end CD player, get a haircut and have something to eat.
>If I can do it all without a panic attack I think I'm on my way back to health. Still need to see a psychiatrist though.
>What's it like drinking alone in the spoons? Do you feel self conscious or anything? Do you chat to any randoms?

What Cd player you getting
I have loads Marantz, Denon and Sony even a Teac which I aint keen on
Marantz is my fave but if I bought one now it would probably be a Denon
all my Marantz kit hums

>>36663591

200 twice a week, I actually dipped into my savings and lost money. I got incredibly carried away.

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Any of her in Cow fancy dress
She is cute and comfy

>>36663650
marantz CD6006.

It's a shame because my near 20 year old technica broke and it has a lot of nostalgia for me.

nice collection btw.

>>36663591
even 150 is too much for me. i normally get 100 quid for an hour

First escort story times?

I've never been, but probably will one day

>>36663729
>marantz CD6006
Good choice
Glad some one else appreciates CDs
I am old fag and grew up with them to me better and more convenient than the vinyls meme how do people manage without remotes ?
So many good CDs for just over a quid whats not to like

>>36663802

Me and my old man have thousands and thousands of CDs and LPs.

When the technica broke there was simply no other option than to get a nice player. Imagine having that many CDs and not being able to play 'em?

I prefer vinyl personally though. I like the artwork, and the process of putting it on the turntable. It's very comfy.

If l like an album I buy it on CD, if an album is extremely important to me it also gets bought on vinyl and usually displayed on the wall.

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One last spicy meme to get you lads through the day.

>>36663883
fuck off I don't like seeing animals in pain you cunt

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>>36663854
I have dropped and scratched to much vinyl to use it these days I see the attraction but I am a clumsy oath
Its just too sad when this happens

If it was hypothetically possible for /britfeel/ to have its own internal moderator team, what changes do you think would take place?

Me?

>banning of tripfags

>>36663907
They rescue it you nob

>>36663907
who gives a shit what you like faggot

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>>36663883
yeah fuck off with that rekt shit

and why hasnt that guy got a pair of wire cutters or pliers or at least a multi tool with him ?

>>36663935
that photo made me scream internally.

>>36663973
Who carries a wire cutter/plier or a multi tool when they're hiking?

>>36663956
>>36663964

get out you uncomfy bastards. britfeel is a place of positivity and friendship.

>Dreamed I was with a Stacey
>She wouldn't let me do anal
>She would have if I had a BBC
>She salivated over the BBC
>She was into fucking dogs too
>She was really turned on by a dog fucking me

What the hell has this board done to me, that I'm getting cucked in my dreams? Fuck's sake lads the absolute state

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>>36663935
>Tried to be a DJ using one of mum's records as a lad and scratched the shit out of it
>her face when

Almost two decades later and she's probably still mad.

>>36664005
If only you had paid your TV license...

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>>36663984
I do normally some pliers but coming upto secateur season
usefull especially soon when the bramble goes mad
I dont do the light weight meme

This was the first britfeel
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14654888/#14664888

This was the second
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14708799/#14708799

I'm the guy in the 2nd thread who said he was about to quit his job, then got sacked

>>36663993
I thought it was funny to be honest lad, I feel people like you make britfeel uncomfy being all overly comfrontational about small things, need to keep that autism in check lad.

Britfeel is dreadfully slow this morning, and it was yesterday too

>>36664256
>Robots don't tend to rise early
This should not be news to you. Plus, there's the handful who are in church.

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>>36664151
>2014 is 3 years ago this year
oh god

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>>36664256
There all helping Mum in kitchen with Bank holiday Sunday Dinner

David Cameron has been relegated to a cuck shed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761410

>>36663567
>windows
>chrome
GCHQ please

>>36664369
Some gypo somewhere is happy that they managed to flog that piece of shit to Cameron for 25k.

>>36664369
to be honest, I want a cuck shed like that

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I think I will go to Morrison's after wageslavery and buy the reduced stuff to binge and purge on. Probably going to regret it later but oh well~

Just heard a gunshot I think lads
Help

Is anyone getting summer University placements here? I didn't bother.

Thinking of starting a YouTube channel about the history of shit things in video games, dlc, early access and things like that. Is that something anyone would watch or is it a horrible idea.

>>36664662
if done well it could be alright

>>36664662
It's already been done a lot unfortunately so you'd have to bring something new

>>36664679
I know but wasn't exactly wanting to get YouTube famous just want a hobby to be honest but I would want it to be something still entertaining to watch.

>>36664707
Then yeah that would be cool
Research and presenting would be neat

>>36664369
Cameron seems like a good lad

wish I could be mates with him and hang out in the cuck shed

>>36664647
you definitely should have mate, when I came out of uni I had no job experience and am working cuckold-tier internships just to get some shit down on the CV

>had a light snack before going to shower and then gym
>literally as i finish this polish retard just charges in and takes his 1 hour beta shower

this guy is seriously fucking creepy.

not only does be spend absurd amounts of time in the communal areas for no reason other than desperately hoping someone passes by its also as if he perfectly knows my schedule and reads my mind for any deviations.

do any of you lads play amateur sports?

I'd like to join a team in some sport to help me get fitter and also to just have something to do, but I disuade myself from going for it because I'm a fatboy (although I do exercise a lot so I'm not a lump who gets out of breath walking up the stairs) and worry I'd turn up somewhere and be told to fuck off because I can't be of any use to them

>>36664759
I play snooker but I'm not at a level to compete in my local league yet, I wouldn't want to join until I was at least knocking in consistent 50 breaks

>>36664759
You thought about darts or bowls?

>>36664784

Where are you lad? I'd be up for a few frames

My highest break ever was 29

>>36662598

yea we could do it in like 2 or 3 weeks.

careful i might crush 3 pills worth of dnp on your smoothie tho

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>>36664784
>I play snooker

Continue playing snooker

>>36664823
I'm in West Wales lad, my current high break is 35 and i'm 20's all the time

>>36664837
yes Xi

>>36664822
never really been into those sorts of games desu, and always associated them with old people. already did archery a few years ago and I was the only person under the age of about 35 I think, it was pretty terrible.

>>36663058

Whats wrong with muesli?

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>Going on long walks and runs are the only ways I have left to relieve stress
>Hurt my foot
>Can't go out without walking like a retard

>>36665091
eww dried fruit and shit

What have you been formally diagnosed with anons? and what (if anything) have you self diagnosed?

>>36665164
I have tourettes and general anxiety disorder. Medicated for both, no problems here

>>36664582
how about you just don't and stop being a vain faggot.

>>36665322
fuck sake anon we were doing so well not giving it (You)

we have not posted zeemap in a while.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

>>36665449
surprising amount of posters from svalbard

>>36665555
tbf what the fuck else ya gonna do in Svalbard?

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>>36665555

666 followed by 5555

svalfeel when?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/16661638/#16666666

Anon who got 16666666 here, we need another britbong to get 36666666 too

>>36665604
no one cares about GETs

>>36665449
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
No Irish

Options lads:

Big Pizza and chips from the chippy tenner, last 2 days

Chinese: tenner, last 1 day

Buy a pizza from Tesco: 3 quid, last 1 day

>>36665449
this is fucking great.
looks like about 100 of us in the isles.

Not sure who all the other fuckers are, though.

lads. I'm going to place lots of markers on the zeemaps to make people think there's a fellow anon nearby... then i'm gonna ambush them and steal their organs.

welp lads, seems I'm about to become a wagecuck again.
No confirmation call yet, but the interview went well and the online application says "accepted" rather than "under review"

drinks on me, eh?

>>36665641
I just the quid pizzas from tesco a bag grated cheese and whatever toppings I like
Load it up to high so it doest all cook properly
Want to go to Tesco now

anyone else wish captchas were more interesting? like clicking on nekkid tiddies rather than boring street signs and shoo fronts?

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>>36663883
bbbCAAAW ITS TOO ORANGEY FOR CROWS

>>36665702

Congratulations anon, what sort of place will you be working at? Full time?

>>36663950
better memes ffs.

>>36665744
ta m8.
full time team leader gig.
hope my colleagues aren't retarded mongs.

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>The British Labour party

>>36663950
Every post must include a forced meme

>>36665641
See if you compromise a bit and get one of those 5 quid Tesco finest pizzas. Those are fucking amazing honestly.

>>36665625
>prints out a map
>drives round uk knocking for anon

>>36665779
I always get the Tesco ones where they make them for you.

>>36665783
*knock knock*
Is anon coming out to play?

>>36663883
...did it is died?

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>>36664018
>Tried to be a DJ using one of sister's records as a lad and scratched the shit out of it
>mfw doing it

>>36665840
>got invited to a party
>Actually know how to DJ, use software to do it
>Plan out a nice tracklist of Trance and House where all the songs perfectly flow together.
>Lug all my equipment there
>I'm on for 30 minutes before people start coming up to me and requestion shit like "Solja boy"
>10 minutes later I've been officially replaced with an ipod

>>36664151
>This was the second
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14708799/#14708799
The news made me laugh too much

>>36665801
>>>36665783
>*knock knock*
>Is anon coming out to play?
Anon Mum answers
He is upstairs waiting
Hands you a packet of condoms and lube at the bottom of the stairs
She says to be gentle on him he is a virgin

>>36664151
How have we managed to smash it everyday for 3 years yet other countries can't finish one thread?

>>36665886
What news

Blooox

>>36664151
>2014
holy fugggg
why is britfeel no longer funny?
lets see a return to fake news.
fake headline contest sounds like a fun fixture.

>>36665929
we're especially sad and pathetic?
I hope you don't think that's an accomplishment for a bunch of neets and losers on an episcopalian bodybuilding forum

Need a game on xbox I can play where I can hide from my life and pretend everything is going to be ok

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>>36665164
formally diagnosed OCD, depression and SAD, stopped taking meds for all of them a few years ago while i was still in school and havent been to a CAMHS appointment in a few years too.

self diagnosed aspergers

>>36665958
hanging by a rope simulator (take a lot of drugs beforehand edition)

>>36665974
I'd probably chicken out in video game too

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I had a dream that I got bullied for being bad at MGO, and that somehow caused me to remember a really harrowing episode of House where a mother and two kids died as a result of getting electrocuted in a flood. Someone from /britfeel/ was also living in my house for the week, but I'd never seen them for the duration of the stay.
What an odd dream. Did you have any weird dreams?
Post waifus

>>36663482
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

Why is that doggo so fat anyawy

What do you say when you're asking a girl out on a date for the first time lads?

Decided to just go for it with a gril I've been hanging out with via mutual friends for the last little while next time we're in a one-on-one situation.

Not too stressed out about whether she says yes or no at this point because I know it will be good for me either way to put myself out there, just want to know how you would phrase the question whilst making it crystal clear that you're romantically interested rather than platonically.

Sort me out with some advice boys.

>>36665958
should have got a ps4 lad. x box ones are shit, i had one but sold it.

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>>36666054
just ask her if she wants to hang sometime.
its not a contract where you mutually agree everything, just make an opportunity and see how it unfolds.
casually ask if she wants to eat something or go for a drink and she'll get the idea

>>36666054
just straight up ask if she will be your irl waifu.
then start talking about getting married and having children and your life together.

......


seriously. firstly... firstly... just ask her if she wants to do something together.
at least one day you spend together. if it feels good and youre getting a good vibe, ask her if she wants to do it again soon.
she`ll give you a yes or no.

its not the playground.

>>36666054
ask her if she wants to get married and have children

finally home after 3 days of drinking celebrating a friend's birthday doing the most needed poo of my life lads

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>>36662461
Who knew we had such a prolific bad boy in the thread

>>36665958
metro 2033 and metro last light, if you havent played them you can get them both remastered on x1 for cheap in the store.

best story driven shooters ive played in a while, will keep you entertained for a few days.

>>36666054
maintain eye contact as you thrust your hands in and out of her vulva. wipe any fluids in her hair. slap her and say thanks.

>>36666041
What is it with britfeelers dreaming about each other?
Are we becoming a hivemind?

>>36666137
you went 3 days with out pooping?

how did you not shit yourself and did you spend the whole 3 days consuming barely any food?

>>36666102
>>36666117

Cheers lads, that was my intention really, my only ambiguity at this point is that we normally hang out once or twice a week but as part of a larger group.

Does simply asking her if she wants to go for a drink just me and her imply that its a date or do I need to be more to the point than that?

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Stoooop needing britiish

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>>36665958
An Xbox One? If so, definitely get Witcher 3. I'm replaying that and achieving exactly what you want to.

>>36666137
>doing the most needed poo of my life
i know them feels, savour the feeling as it slides out youre arse lad

>>36666167
its implied by the tone of your voice

"do you (eye-contact, pregnant pause)... want to hang out sometime(sounds like you really want to)? like, we can go (insert activity here)(ambiguous) and maybe afterwards we can (have a drink or something)(firm/definite)?"

>>36666191
Sometimes I hold onto them longer than I really should, just to savour that feel.

It's the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore.

>>36666175
fukken savved

>>36666177
witcher is shit. shadow of mordor is sick

>>36666191
*you are arse?

>>36666166
just too high or drunk to notice because of the new 50 inch 4k tv at my mates flat mesmerising us tbqh lad

>>36666191
truly the best feeling

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>>36666666
big satanic get? not in mah britfeel i hope

>>36666267
Not too likely at this rate

>>36666177
>Witcher 3
is that actually a good game or is all the hype just a meme? never saw the appeal myself, just looks like a better looking but less intense skyrim?..

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my life is wasted. shall i quit employment and become a freelance artist?

>>36666267
these minion pics lol. feel like i am on facebook.

>>36666288
its decently made... but the gameplay is shite
however lots of anons love it for some reason

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>>36666304
minions sadposting 4 lyf

>>36666288
I understand why some people have gripes with the gameplay, so I'd maybe just recommend firing it down to easy mode so it's not much of a ballache. If you enjoyed story/character driven RPGs in the past, Witcher is a great one.

>>36666288
Just found it a tad boring, maybe I'm not nerdy enough

>>36659863
got an italian gf, shes crazy but i like it

>>36666166
sometimes i can go without shitting for like 5 days if im on holiday or somewhere where im not comfortable, for example;
went camping in france last year and toilet were usual shitty french campsite toilets (literally a hiole in the fucking ground) only manage to actually do the shit because i was pissing and the sweat from the heat acted as a natural lube and it sort of just fell out.

thinking of getting in a boat and rowing from london to aylesbury.
anyone ever done this? recommendations?

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Why is everyone on British roads apart from me so bad at driving?

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>download this porn with a dumb premis
>She's selling "her families" samurai sword
>She's chinese
>the guy asks her whats the right way to hold it
>he has a southern drawl

What the fuck is this shit?

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I have a dream, anon.
I have a dream that, one day, I will post the op image.
I have a dream that it will not be full of faggotry.

>>36666384
I have to deal with fucking tourists in my area for 6 months of the year which drives me up the wall

>>36666331
Too edgy, would be better if they were more subtle and the sort of thing some dumbass middle aged woman would actually repost

>tfw you should have become a police officer so you could pull panjeets over for having six of them in a nissian sunny

>>36666399
How do you think it feels like to be an asian porn star and your race gets sexualsed constantly?

>>36666384
> twist: there's no one else driving
> twist: you are hallucinating
> twist: all the other drivers are actually you

>>36666412
>police officer
you mean polieceman officer, surely?

>>36666422
reeeeal huuman beeeeeean

>>36666366
>sometimes i can go without shitting for like 5 days if im on holiday or somewhere where im not comfortable

are you barely eating during this time though?

i probably couldent even go a day without going for a shit but i wouldent mind going in shitty toilets if i am extremely desperate because it will just fall out.

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>>36666384
british women are fucking awful drivers, we should start oppressing them like the saudis do. we'd get a lot more shit done around here

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>>36666444
Was just stuck behind a woman in an audi 10 minutes ago. The light was going yellow and she stopped. The light continued being yellow for 5 seconds and then went red.

Fucking hell you could have got 4 cars through!

Wish people would get it through their thick skulls that yellow =/= stop

aren't the threads nice when pakipoo isnt here

>>36666437
nope, eating as normal i just cant seem to do it if im not comfortable, its like constipation. sorta.

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i left school unable to spell, but after 5 years on 4chan i can spell perfectly fine

4chan curriculum when??

so who's gonna get the get lads

>>36666444
I never feel safe in the car with women drivers anymore, I just don't trust their ability

>>36666519
someone scripting most likely

>>36666427
~She is a woman, I've seen her bra

Never actually happened to me but I've always wondered...

if someone bashes their car door into yours and just shrugs and drives off, can you actually phone the police and get them done for a hit and run?

Technically they have crashed their car into yours.

>>36666503
>4chan curriculum on britfeel

>gets
>prison faggotry
>ree normies
>shipman
>paki bashing

>>36666503
>encourages critical thinking
>'''wit''' and ''humour'''''
>argument and individualism
>multiplicity of view points
I unironically belive a 4chan curriculum would be good.

>>36666542
depends if you have any proof of it, so unless you were in a cctv protected car park ur probably fecked

>>36666542
well I mean you can but if you don't remember their Number plate and they leave you no details you're struggle to gain anything from it

>4chan curriculum
>Teach everyone to sit at home and the PC and not start families while muhammed had 8 children to 3 wives

Good idea

post in 30 seconds if you want the get

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>>36666666
anyone else shit scared of the satanic get?
pls not in britfeel

did I get it lads?

>>36666609
i would like it

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Sophie is best grill Kek decrees it

John Higgins will win If i get the get

IMMIGRANTS WELCOME HERE

>>36666630
ooh so close
low mans satantic gets

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britfeel spam charge for satanic get when?
victory will be ours

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CLAIMED FOR THE TRUCK BOYZ

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wtf I love china now lads

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We lost boys, have we found the faggot that got it yet?

>>36666666
Millhouse get

>>36666744
>>36666702
Shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet
Millhouse really is a meme

>>36665449
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
>theres someone from the rich part of troon that thinks life is bad enough to post on britfeel

neck yourself lad desu richfags out

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This is a cute pic

>>36666762
So they actually decided to give the police guns after the terrorist attack then?

>>36666781
The pic was taken in 2016 apparently, so I guess in certain areas they have weapons?

>>36666781
that's the gate of Buckingham palace open.
that's probably why.
don't think your general bobbys walking round with a gun

>>36666823
not just on the beat no, but at some train stations, airports etc.. they do

That terrorist was only stopped because the Defence Secretaries CO19 body guard was waiting in his car on site.

If he hadn't been there then the attacker was 2 unarmed police officers and 4 unlocked doors away from the PM

The absolute state of British security.

bought rogue one on bluray today lads, is it any good? probably gonna watch it tonight with a spliff

>>36666781
general bobbies dont have guns but there are special police forces that have guns.

I'm bored of 4chan now
Smell ya later nerds

>>36663506
who fills up a bath that much

I heard it's easy to chat up foreign birds because the language barrier hides the autism. Is that true lads?

>>36664151
Wrong. We've had British threads on /r9k/ since the board's first iteration.

>>36666907
>asking autists on /r9k/ about chatting up girls

>>36666869
It's pretty good. Got flaws, but it's enjoyable. Spliff will probably help.

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>>36659863
Mixed kids are cuter edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Isn't rouge one a star wars film without any jedis in it?

How that work

>>36666975
its pretty shit. probably my least favorite star wars.

its like watching a really average sci fi film

>>36666939
>Spliff will probably help.
yeah i thought so, looking forward to it nonetheless

>>36666975
Very minor spoilers (that were in the trailer) but yer man Darth Vader pops up a few times and gets some cool moments. There's a few characters who are knowledgeable in The Force without being Jedi.

Just focuses on a different set of characters than the main films do.

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>anon it's not normal to sit in front of the PC every night after work
>*sits in front of the TV every night after work*

>>36667062
>haha anon stop doing something active and do something passive like me

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>>36667062
>sits in front of the TV watching gogglebox

>>36667085
my dad watches this. i cant its like looking into a mirror that leads into an alternate universe and it legit freaks me out

About to eat a pizza and watch The Expanse lads

>>36667062
The TV is social. Sitting in front of a computer isn't.

>>36667167
if you're watching TV on your own it isn't

>>36667167
>Sitting in silence in front of the TV vs talking to hundreds of people

Hmm really makes me think

>>36667166
Sounds good lad

Also, how is The Expanse? any good?

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>Almost 30
>Chatting with lads at work about girls we want to bang
>Lad who is 31 talks about a 23 year old actress before adding "ha ha I'm such a paedo".

This is worrying me lads because I'm not attracted in the slightest to girls my own age. Are you really not allowed to date 20 year olds after passing 30?

>>36667232
No that lad is a mong. The rule normies use is half your age plus seven.
Nothing wrong with dating a 16 year old though.

>>36667210
It started off as a realistic sci fi, set in a universe where there's no FTL so it's set entirely in the solar system. And there's a cold war between earth and mars.

Then ayylmaos show up. It's still good but I would have preferred it continue without them.

It's still probably the most realistic sci fi ever made.

>>36667232
>"not allowed"
It's entirely legal, and even if your mate gives you shit for it, you're the one with a 23 year old girlfriend.

>>36667167
when I was younger we only had one TV in the house and it was in the living room so I could only play my computer games for about an hour after getting home from school
after that I was limited to my gameboy whilst everyone else watched stars in their eyes or whatever
speaking of, is matthew perry a nonce?
I asked my mum why kat deeley presented the kids version of the program and she said 'don't be stupid'

>>36667294
I'm probably missing the point but that almost sounds a bit like Cowboy Bebop, in terms of the very basic premise. Sounds decent though, will check it out.

>>36667269
>half your age plus seven
>18 for me
which is what I would go for anyway, maybe 17 at a push but in general for me the rule is 4 up, 4 down

>>36667062
haha every fucking time.
normies and their rotting away brains

>>36667333
>the rule is 4 up
No woman wants to be with a guy 4 years younger than her

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General question, but I see a lot of anons here saying they smoke weed. See if you don't have it in your social circle at all, how do you even find someone to sell you?

Tried it in the past, and I like it, but friends always just had a way of somehow just bringing it, but some of them have stopped smoking or we've lost contact.

I just want to live the lonely spliff on a Friday night dream, lads.

>>36667451
I know a 55 year old woman that exclusively dates under 30s

>>36667517
Get it on alphabay

Do you have any 'bro anons' as in another anon who you have a bond with, over one small little thing, who perhaps you only speak to occasionally, or only see them in occasional threads?

>>36667517
dad smokes it and since i moved in with him we have a few spliffs together every night as a 'bonding experience'

but this >>36667552 is a good enough option if you can have something mailed to you without parents/spouse being suspicious

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>>36667553

I'd say 'lottery anon'

He used to post threads fairly frequently, always using this image. I'd always reply if I saw them, although I didn't buy as many tickets as him

He was 'american lottery bro' and I was 'britbong lottery bro'

He hasn't posted in a few months unfortunately.

>>36667517
Grow it in your shed/attic/basement

>>36664647
yes
t. engineer
if you aren't you're doing it wrong

>>36667605
my mate lives in the middle of nowhere and his mum is growing weed for him in her greenhouse

>>36667553

Yeah, there was this one Swedish guy on /pol/ who made a thread about how later that night he was going to fuck a black girl for the first time. By chance, I was also going to fuck a black girl for the first time that evening, and we spoke a bit about it.

The next day we both shared our experiences in another thread, and we both got ridiculed for it. "UK and Sweden flags, top kek" I wonder how Swedish /pol/ bro is doing now

>>36667607
Ahh the youthful arrogance of a STEM student.

>>36667664
If you aren't STEM you're going to have a hard time justifying university. They are first and foremost places of learning.

>>36667687
Are you old enough to post on this board? You sound incredibly naive.

How has Tony Blair managed to escape being strung up for crimes against the British people.

>>36667732
Like it or not Britain strived under Blair for a long time.

I've nothing to snack on
all I've got to eat are chicken chargrills, soup and lebkuchen gingerbread from christmas

Just admit you know what happened you monsters

http://news.sky.com/story/kate-mccann-says-she-still-buys-presents-for-missing-daughter-madeleine-10857258

>>36667724
These threads are for people aged 25+ so the chances are it is you who are underaged.

>>36667732
I've said it before but one day I'll shit on that man's grave.

>>36667762
I can't wait until she's returned and people like you have to live with the guilt of accusing her parents.

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>wake up on the verge of tears

ah yes

>>36667746
How? Tony Blair oversaw the largest immigration of foreigners to Britain in history.

All those issues we have with Muslims? Literally all Blair

>>36667780
She aint coming back mate. And they milked that kid for all it's worth, fuck them either way

>>36667762
>presents
Yeah. New house, new car. It's what Maddy would have wanted.

>>36667794
Oh you're one of them 'i'm doing shit so i'll blame it on the muzzies' types.

never mind don't want to shit up the thread

>>36667780
it may not be them but they should still be questioned further, they may be withholding even a small piece of evidence that could change things in the case or they may be the perpetrators but without proper questioning we will never know. The Shannon Matthews case is a prime example

>>36667831
Based ethnomasochist

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Why does no one ever reply to the best threads?

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>>36666041
>still not pathetic enough to dream about people here
I don't know how anyone can, seems wierd. I dreamt my mum got an online shop and the bill totaled 75,000 (55,000 with discounts) because they overcharged and everyone started raging because we were in debt and spent 18,000 pounds on a packet of 6 cumberland sausages and 26,000 on 3 watches or something. My nephew woke me up abruptly so I still remember that end part of the dream

>>36667232

You can want to bang young girls but if you'd ever consider a relationship with them then you're an emotional stunted manchild who will probably die alone.

Anybody under 21 is an absolute nightmare to be around long term, and this only gets less tolerable the older you get.

>>36667831
how was blair good? the amount of state crimes committed while he was in power, the shit shame enticing policies. he was a carry on from Thatcherism, may as well have been a tory.

>>36667790
let it all out lad, good cry always helps

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Just stumbled upon this absolute belter comment, lads.

>>36667831
This strawman is hilarious. It has to be because they're "doing shit" and not the disproportiuonate amount of crime they commit nor the fact that they take out of the system more than they contribute

>>36667831
Labour voter eh?

>>36666041
>Did you have any weird dreams?
I had a dream I was back at school and killing people with an axe.

>>36667928
>slime videos
what?

>>36667899
>tfw get called pathetic by ebin lad

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Jay Z took the Chuckle pill last night

>>36668034
Photoshop pill more like.

Ugh need to take a hangover shit lads gonna be awful

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>>36668034
I thought Jay was more the fuck the PC's type?

Need to watch a good sci fi film lads

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>>36668014
i didn't mean that in a bully way.

most people like admitting their pathetic or like being called pathetic, its a sort of ironic depressive humour self validation thing

How often do you fuckers speak to your parents?

The ones that don't live with them obviously.

>>36668221
never
and I do

>>36668078
Just think how good you will feel after

>>36668221
maybe once a week

>>36668189
>coherance
>the void
>triangle
off the top of my head

>>36668221
I live with my mum and have spoken to my dad once in 2 years and that's because someone died

>>36668236
That actually went quite smooth. Maybe because I had vodka not beer?

>>36668221
last saw my dad at christmas
but he has his own family 50 miles away, a wife and 2 girls, technically my sisters I suppose, although I've never considered them family
my sister cut ties with him for some reason

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>my new phone is like fucking butter compared to my old LG with the ribbed leather back, almost drop it practically everytime I put it out of my pocket

Shame I gotta spend money on a case, least it'll reveal my powerlevel to relevant people.

>>36668272
make sure those images are high enough resolution so you get a good dpi when it prints

>>36668272
>why dont i have a gf

Originally

Do any of you lads unironically own a waifu pillow?

>>36668189
Upstream Color
desudesu

>>36668221
Usually see my mum once a week for lunch/dinner. We get on pretty well.
Dad's dead but I spoke to him and saw him less, probably once a month or so, since I moved out.

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>>36666041
Last night I dreamed I was back in high school, except about half way through the dream, I remembered that I wasn't in high school anymore, so I walked out of a lesson and left.

It was a weird dream. I have a lot of dreams like that actually, where at some point, I forget I'm a NEET, go to school/college, remember, then leave.

Also posted.

right lads. fake headline contest?
topics:
> price and availability of Freddos
> meme stock market info
> faux politics
> funny animal shite
> idiot anon antics making national news
> no fucking racism you cunts

>>36668301

Nigga people have cases of real life HD pictures.

some 1200x900 japshit image will be very easy to print.

>>36668272
why would you get this phone case? its one of the most embarrassing phone cases i have seen in my entire life.

>>36668342
are you retarded? higher resolution images print better

put myself on the zeemaps im an official britfeel member now

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>>36668326
Reliant Robins

Can I have the night britfeel image with ship in the moon?

>>36668303

Pretty sure I don't need a case like that to show it.

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>>36668398
Yes lad you can

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>take qt out for coffee
>open up with a joke over the holohoax
>looks at me weird
>explain in the most basic terms possible why the holocaust could never have happened
>she shoots back with bluepilled normie nonsense
>call her out for being a jew sympathiser
>she pours her triple cream frappucino over my head and throws her fair trade sourdough in my face
>so mad she even left behind her hemp beanie hat behind
Fuck women.