>11 year old sister said my room "smells like cum"

>>36656483
Tell her she smells like nigger dicks

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>>36656483
>11

ENJOY YOUR BAN, UNDERAGE FAG

>11 year old knowing what cum is and what it smells like.

The super easy access to porn might be affecting the kids of today.

>>36656483
>I didn't even know what cum was when I was 11
what has our world evolved into?

>>36656483
Cum in her room instead and see if she can tell

Next time she falls asleep, rub your cock on her lips.

She wants it, OP.

>>36656483
I would have slapped the cum out of her mouth and told her to brush her whore teeth.

Start masturbating in her room.

What kind of fucked-up household do you live in?

>>36656620
I was going to say this

Beat the fuck out of her and when your parents ask you why, get her to tell them what she said to you
If they are anything like my folks they will be beating her ass for hours over that shit

>>36656483
>11 year old
> knows the smell of cum

>>36656483
Well that's alarming for two reasons isn't it.

>>36656483
Turn yourself in for raping your sister

>>36656513
>reading comprehension
Where'd dot PNG.

>>36657011
Nice false flag schlomo

>yfw she smells your underwear when you aren't looking

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>little sister smelled the stored semen sanctuary

>>36656483
just open a window you autist.

the smell will dissipate.

>>36657211
you're missing the larger issue lmao

>>36657662
not really. OP's room obviously smells a lot like cum and this is an issue noticed by other family members. it's time to air out the place.

>>36657721
HIS ELEVEN YEAR OLD LITTLE SISTER SAID IT SMELLS LIKE CUM, YOU FUCKING AUTIST HIS LITTLE FUCKING SISTER APPARENTLY KNOWS WHAT CUM IS AND WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE

THAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE

>>36657761

Maybe she recognizes the cum smell not from having sex but because her brother is a shut-in sperg who masturbates five times a day and leaves dirty jizz rags all over the place

>>36656483
LMFAO XD XD XD This is why I love this place

>some older kid at the bus stop told her to go home and say that, maybe even gave her $5

>>36657797
FUCKING CHRIST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

SHE SHOULDN'T KNOW THE SCENT IS CUM OR WHAT CUM IS DO YOU UNDERSTAND THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR 11 YEAR OLD SISTER SAYING "HEY BROTHER YOUR ROOM STINKS" AND "HEY BROTHER YOUR ROOM SMELLS LIKE *CUM*"

>>36657211
Kind of missing the point, yo.

>>36657845
i knew what cum smelt like when i was 10 you fucking mong
grow up

>>36656483
"You know what they say, if everywhere smells like cum, check your nose."

>>36657864
>i knew what cum smelt like when i was 10
are you a girl?

>>36657845
Yeah, the difference is one of those actually happened you retard.

>>36657845
>SHE SHOULDN'T KNOW THE SCENT IS CUM OR WHAT CUM IS
Wake up, it's 2017
Every tween girl is guaranteed to at least have sniffed a cock or two by age 11. Take your outdated morals back to the 1940s where they belong.

>>36657840
11 years old means 5th or 6th grader. And those are the oldest grades for elementary school.

>tfw one time after wacking it in the bathroom i go to the living room
>lil bro and dad are in the room
>anon you smell like weird
>dad immediately tells him to shut up
>he knows

Im the only one that can relate with op iktf bro

Interestingly enough, if you're healthy, semen typically smells like bleach or some kind of chlorine product. So you could just say you were cleaning something recently.

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>>36657092

11 year old girls nowadays are well versed in the art of semen draining. You ever been to a pre-teen party? The hotties are always on their knees giving lineups to a dozen boys.

>>36657986
why are you at these pre-teen parties, anon?

>>36658010

i often drive my little sister there so i know what its like, house full of clueless/curious kids without supervision.. some crazy shit is bound to happen

>>36656483
She just heard someone else say that and she is parroting it.

>>36658962
This

She's probably trying to seem like she's cool and mature and knows all about that sex stuff.

she got an early introduction to cummies? talk to your dad, its bad

>sounds like your nose is too close to your ass

>>36657797
This would make sense. Cum has a pretty distinct smell. Maybe OP is a faggot who never airs his shit out because he doesn't think it smells that much and his sister asked his mom what that smell was. But that would raise more questions.

>cum multiple times a day in your room
>sister hears you jacking off
>learns quickly through the internet what this means
>connects the dots
Kids aren't as stupid as they want you to thin they are.
t. older brother of 6 kids.

>>36659067
>t. older brother of 6 kids.
Greentext us a story bropai

>>36659067
Tell us that one story when you went to the pool and lost Brother #3 again bro

>>36657880
>implying ten year old boys can cum

>>36658010
Why aren't you? That's where all the action is going on you know.

>>36657761
>>36657845
She knows what it tastes like too. Yummy yummy.