This guy just got drafted into the NFL.

>>36650896
>Hey, dude, why don't you like, take a seat right over there, brah?
>You know that bitch is only a 4/10, right?

>>36650896
J E T E
JETS

Good for him. I wouldn't want his job to be perfectly honest. I've worked with athletes before and it seems like no fun at all

>work out all day long
>get injured
>lose games in front of thousands of people
>get worn out and old quickly
>endless bullshit from pr, refs, etc
>can't do drugs
>get used by league ass holes until they trade you
>spend all your free time flying around

Literally sounds like a living he'll to me.

>>36650955
kek
>uh, well online she s-said she was a sold 7
>"Can you take a look at this saved picture here? Do you see those pointy elbows?"
>fine I knew she was a 4, but I've never done it before, and I was just gonna smell her and jerk off nothing lewd swear to God

>went to UC Berkeley
>Division 1 athlete
>Name is CHAD

Checks out

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>>36650896
Always thought of Dash or Chad as jock names when I was a kid. Just thought that the Chad would be a friend of his.

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>>36650983
ur fucking stupid m8

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>>36651183
>he doesn't understand that sour grapes are an important coping mechanism to keep people from killing themselves after their dreams fail

>>36651233
>>36651183
If at anytime you dreamed about being a chadlete you are not a true robot and should Fuck off back to plebbit

>>36651290
>spent childhood playing sports video games while eating dunkaroos and drinking jolt because my mother thought I was too physically infirm to play outdoors
>vivid autism fantasies about being a professional athlete
I should fuck out of life but that's a different thing

>>36651290
yeah bro being an underdeveloped manlet has been my real calling in life
fuck you

>>36651408
Literally nothing stopping you from becoming a pro golfer faggot. Kys

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>>36651463
thanks for the chuckle buddy

Im black and never gave a fuck about following sports

I prefer video games and anime for entertainment

>>36650896
I know at least five athletes at my D3 school that are more handsome than that guy.

Still more Chad than I am, but still.

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>>36650896
God, just imagine the type of life advice he will give to his new fans.

I'm going to follow this man for a while. He has good meme potential.

>>36651183

SKEEEEEEEEEEEIP

>>36650983
Yeah except it only lasts 5 years then you have millions of dollars to live the rest of your life on. Not to mention easy money from ads/appearances and practically any woman you want

>>36650896
>6'1
manlet lol

originally lol

>>36651849
SHANNON. SHANNON.

>>36650896
>This guy just got drafted into the NFL.

OK, he's cute, but...

>6'1 7/8"

...insecure manlet much?

Call me when you hit 6'4, Chaddo.

>>36652186
that's only if you manage to become a star within the NFL though