It's the weekend so I got to sleep in, but I still need

How do you get an aesthetic penis flop like that? I can't get mine to do that.

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Since you have got a blowjob, I should think you could cum on Chichi & have sex with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJyAvptT2s

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>>36640646
You have to have girth for one and you need to be a shower when flaccid. My cock is generally around 4" when flaccid. But now that I'm posting I'm getting a semi
>>36640661
I'd prefer cumming on Tifa's boobies while my cock is between them

>>36640729
Your semi is what my dick looks like fully hard :(

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>>36640749
I'm really a shower and not a grower. The difference between an erection and that pick is my cock is harder and points straight at my belly button. I'll get hard and post a pic. Not much of a difference really. It's just thicker.

>>36640918
I'd give you a blowie, my dude

no homo, of course

>>36640918
I think I might have ED, come to think of it.

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>>36641063
Well that means you'll have to keep sucking my cock until you can get boners again!

>>36641200
Fuck desu I need that dick in me.

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>>36641218
How badly do you need it? Because I really need a blowie to get me started this morning

>>36641275
I REALLY want to blow you right now. Tfw im never going to suck you ;_;

>>36641275
Do you get laid on the regular? I can't see why someone would shave their pubes otherwise.

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>>36641333
Haha no! I'm a pure virgin. I just like the way a shaved cock looks. It's so aesthetic! Don't you agree?

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Bottomless Girls on Parade!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdvDcjmx1YI

https://soundcloud.com/shreddedpants/this-is-how-you-do-this-this-is-why-and-this-is-how-you-do-this-and-you-should-not-do-this-because-thats-bad-and-bad-things-are-bad-and-youre

I wrote this song about you!

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>>36641427
Awww I'm your muse!

>>36641405
you are really pretty
im jealous of your (lack of) body hair

>tfw my mouth is literally watering looking at this thread
I really NEED to have my lips wrapped around your cock

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>>36641609
Haha it all went to my head and my ass!

>>36641806
Are you sub or bottom desu?

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>>36641893
Idk I've never gotten sexual with someone

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>>36641200
This pic in particular is getting me off hnnnggg
>You and OP will never cuddle together naked all night, his penis snugly rested between your butt cheeks
>You will never feel him grow hard and pull you closer to it to tease you
>You will never see OP's bulge through the sheets and crawl under there so you can give him the succ he deserves
>You will never worship OP's cock

Damn everyone is fucking gay. Stop drinking from plastic bottles you cucks.

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>>36642443
Haha I remember you posting something similar yesterday! And we all know it's turning you on so much because cocks look the most suckable and fuckable from the side

>>36642791
POST YOUR ERECT BENIS ALREADY

>:(

Thumbnail made your picture look like a pair of saggy, post-ob boobs of a woman with bad posture with a turd on 'em.

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>>36642907
But teasing with a semi is much more fun ;)

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>>36642907
I bet you wish her lips were yours, don't you?

>>36643409
Nice dick, but Lolita is a simple as shit book, wtf is with all those notes lol

>>36643409
How many inches is that peen?

leg day man
stop skipping it

>>36643385
cant get hard or something faggot?

>>36643605
Spoken like a true pleb, but I'll forgive you. I'm writing a paper on it. They mark instances where Humbert uses violence to control the "stock characters" in his life when they "act out of character".
>>36643653
I don't have tailor's tape but my estimates with string and ruler yield 6.5-7"

>>36643716
You can write an in depth paper on a shallow subject but it still doesn't make the subject complex.

Your topic sounds interesting, nonetheless, but the novels best strength is its prose structure rather than its character structure.

What's with the scars on your torso?

Also you screwed up leaving the hair on your balls, see me after class

what a strange body

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>>36643816
Appendectomy. I need a trimmer so I can properly shave. I've been using disposable razors