>Thread about dreams a week or two ago >One guy says that

Also, inb4
>get out Norman Reeeeeeeeeeeeeedus
I was a chubby, nerdy 5/10 on a good day with a super-beta personality who had been this girls friend for years.
For whatever reason she loved me back. My first and only gf.
I'm not even mad now, just sad.
I was a robot. I thought I had transcended and gained cyborg status. I did. For a while.
Turns out it was just an upgrade.
Also dreams thread, I guess.

Does eating chocolate really help though? I want to have more vivid dreams.

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>>36640534
Chocolate helps you dream? Is this true?

I don't really get dreams, haven't had a dream this year yet, so I'm gonna try it tonight.

How do you get vivid nightmares? That's what I wanna know. They seem interesting.

I've never had dreams of any passions except for fright.

>>36641222
I don't think you'd want a vivid nightmare.
>also checkd

>>36640838
Coffee works too, for some reason. I think it might be all the extra cellular energy while sleeping.

Anyway
>just woke up from a weird dream
>visiting shopping mall alone
>dressed in professional BMX gear for some reason
>find free rental BMX bikes outside to get around the mall (which is about 5x as large as it is in real life)
>ride around outside and it's the dead of night despite being prime time active
>no light pollution and the sky beautifully black and can see every star perfectly
>park the bike outside the doors to the mall and start walking around aimlessly, not even looking for a shop
>every time I'm inside one of the indoor wings of the mall, outside is suddenly beautiful and sunny and pouring sunlight in through the windows and skylights
>random group of people starts walking with me
>keep hearing them pointing out that it's my birthday which I keep forgetting until I hear them say it
>ditch them and find a shop that sells all sorts of things
>find "contact lenses" which are two gigantic opalescent crystal balls
>sit there staring at the packaging, baffled at how these things could possibly work
>turn package around and there are two holes punched into the back with "Try me!" printed right above the holes
>bring the package to my face and look through the holes into the crystal balls
>wake up
>vision is still garbage

>>36641313
All the vivid nightmares I've had (alien invasion, giant monster attack, room full of guts, getting shot in the head and remaining alive, being caught fucking a 9 year old) have all been super vivid and super fun. I wake up refreshed and ready to take on the world every time.

Pro tip for anyone trying to lucid dream, record all your dreams right when you wake up even if you dont remember the entire dream. Just write them down on notepad or whatever textpad you have on your phone
>>36641422
I had a dream a small dog tried for forcefully throw up super hard, and it ended up squeezing its own guts out. it was really vivid and when I woke up I just felt nauseous and uneasy.

>TFW had the courage to talk to oneitis
>wake up
JUST