What would happen if you went to North Korea, got a female tour

Kim Jong Un himself descends from the sky on his golden hover platform and tosses kimchi into your face before nuking Seoul

10 generations of your family go to the death camp.

I'm probably right desu.

>>36639811
Then you'd be forced to marry her and eat nothing but Kimchi for the rest of your life

she's cum all over your BWC

>>36639811
kek. a new addition to my funny threads folder

You get smitten by grorious reader

>>36639811
NO

north korea is asia's last hope.

Asian women should be kept away from men of other races. They CAN'T KNOW about other races or the stereotypes.

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>>36639811
Probably off to gulag with you

Free North Korea.

The dick

Well a guy got 20 years hard labor for trying to bring home a souvenir banner, so it definitely wouldn't be laughed off.

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>>36639811
youd day in some way over the top execution probably

I love how he literally killed one of his officers by tying him to a stake and having him used as a mortar live fire training target by recruits learning how to fire a mortar to send a message to any other potential would be defectors

>>36640362
Also if i was the supreme leader i would abolish ALL asian culinary heritage and replace everything with foods that enhance testosterone level. Pretty much everything that whites eat.

>>36639811
She would clumsily get out of your grab, tell you to stop, and pretend this never happened.

>walking down steps after paying respects to the giant kim il sung statue
>trip and fall as im walking down
>my ass is up in the air pointing towards the statue
>guide sees the whole thing happen

What would happen next?

>>36639811
Probably shot by a sniper who thought you were trying to steal her weapon.

>>36639811
get publicly executed

>>36640570
>>36640570
Rushed to a hospital that can't even get power to the whole building.

>>36639811
>What would happen if you went to North Korea, got a MALE tour guide, and grabbed his ass (after which you fucked him)?

The tour guides are almost always agents of the intelligence service

>>36640514
For theft of government property m8, that's a crime everywhere. Sure it was a harsh sentence but he couldn't have expected a slap on the wrist from north fucking korea

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>>36639811
pic related personally ensures slighted comrade oversees your trial, gets justice in the spirit of juche so she can serve dear leader in glorious army further

best korea has the most real feminist army in the world