suicide fail thread? i'll start >be me >around 12

I've always wondered what would happen if you ate the whole thing at once. I guess nothing after all.

>>36634423
At most the sweetener would give you diarrhea.

>>36634423
It's worse than you thought, he became a robot after that.

I actually succeeded. Kind of. Was dead for a bit.

>>36634408
Do you expect anyone to believe that a 12 year old confused a box of candy for pills?

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>>36634408
You were suicidal, but didn't know what candy was?
Also, here's an image for everyone else in the thread in case you haven't read it yet.

i said "around 12" i might have been younger

>>36634458
what did you do?
oravioli

>>36634507
So 10 or 11? Still. Unless you're autistic, you should easily understand by that age that pills don't come in square plastic containers, aren't ever the shape and size of tic-tacs, and don't taste like candy.

>>36634525
Hung myself. It's a whole story. Another time perhaps.

>>36634447

Holy shit I ate an entire container of orange tic tacs when I was a kid.

Is...is this the cause?

>swallowed five 30-count bottles of pills
>wellbutrin gabapentin and ativan
>fall asleep
>wake up in the ICU four days later
>monitoring nodes all over my body, multiple IV's in my arms, a tube down my throat, and a catheter in my urethra

>>36634690
>le lose consciousness and wake up ina hospital after some time passes trope

>>36634760
There is kind of a reason why this is such a common part of people's stories.

>>36634760
Yep, pretty much.

onigiri

>>36634525
Hmm. Turns out I had already typed the story out before. I guess I could post.

When I was a kid I loved orange tic tacs and ate whole containers. Could orange tic tacs cause autism?

>>36634460
Well he got me

>>36634447
Trips has spoken

>>36635037
POST IT FAG
ORIGINAL comment

>>36635037
fuckign tripfags and their attention whoring

post the story or piss off

>>36635502
I was debating the merits of posting my own copypasta desu.

>early life far back as memory goes, never had any real family
>one foster home after another
>abuse neglect and sometimes even torture
>understandably grow up as an outsider
>never really fit in among anyone
>spend all my time that wasn't school and chores playing vidya on old hand me down consoles

>one summer, huge blackout
>no ac and no tv. Just the farm and the chores
>be hanging out in the far corner of the pasture under the only decent shade tree with a breeze.
>hear a sweet voice greet me

>>36635584
>look up to see a brunette "goth" girl talking to me
>my always wearing black had gotten her attention.

>She was beautiful. Her voice was like aural silk
>for days we talked
>eventually start sneaking out with her, carrying her to the barn and we lay on the roof together staring at the sky and all the stars you couldn't see normally.
>she was a dropout working as a waitress and played vidya
>she was the first girl i ever felt anything for

>>36635624
>we used to make love in the hay, in the woods, in her room.
>was completely convinced i loved her
>she seemed to get me like no other
>lavished me with gifts because of her disposable income
>did almost anything a boy would want his girl to do
>finally after a lifetime of feeling alone i felt loved

>Then comes the day
>she tells me she is not over her ex
>so began the spiral
>we break it off for a week
>misery ensues
>crushing loneliness returns
>i am lost again
>so lost that when she came back I welcomed her with open arms.
>forgave her
>tried to move on
>after a month or so it happens again
>loneliness returns
>she tries to come back again
>i am unforgiving this time
>she moves a while later and i am miserably alone but at least I don't see her out my window anymore
>begin developing a crush on a girl who transfered to my school about midway in that relationshit.

>>36635634
>people always comment on how we seem like a couple
>stupid young brain tells me she and i should be together
>my sick infatuation shifts to her.
>Summer break comes and goes without talking to this girl
>back in school again and she ignores me
>whats more blatantly avoids me
>strange, considering we were such good friends
>one day i just stop her to ask why
>"i don't want to talk to you. You depress me"
>the words pierced my ears like a gunshot. Lanced me to my core
>i have endured a lot in my life
>felt like the nail in the coffin

>>36634408
>be me
>17 year old femanon
>rely on selling nudes to fund my drug addiction
>take 3 packs of nyquil with some vodka
>wake up in the hospital a week later
>'you were dead for three minutes and then were in a coma for a bit, it sure was lucky that someone found you'
>please let me die

>>36635644
>felt like some unlovable abomination
>felt alien and reviled
>decided i was done
>decide to an hero
>pick a tree on a road that is usually quiet at night
>halloween
>imagine my corpse dangling for weeks until someone realized i was not a decoration left out
>imagine the headlines
>tie off

>jump
>realize my mistake immediately
>rope too short
>knot not placed right
>the branch has bounce

>feel the intense pressure and agony on my neck
>eyes are on fire
>claw and reach between ragged breaths
>everything fades out

Next bit is difficult to explain
>sensation that is not pain, kind of indescribable
>feels like i am being pulled in every direction like warm taffy, spreading ever thinner

>then feel the pain in my chest
>ribs ache.
>head pounds
>eyes feel like they have hot needles in them
>fat black nurse talking to me
>trying to sit up
>after the initial confusion realize I am in the ER.
>nurse says i was dead when we arrived
>ask for water and while she leaves collect my clothing and walk out

>hitchhike home
>wear turtlenecks to hide the bruising
>sunglasses to hide the ruptured vessels in my left eye
>could not talk proper for over a week
>nobody noticed.
>nobody noticed.

>18
>grew up in a small town
>all my friends in elementary school grew up to be cool kids in high school
>im a loner in high school with soul crushing depression
>never show it to anyone in high school. Instead put on a persona to make people think im some sort of psycho/rebel
>cringy af but i feel like because it was a small town, the other kids actually kind of bought into it
>get invited to parties a lot because ill do literally anything drunk, and am notorious as the best drunk driver
>would literally give people rides home when i was blacked out
>after one party in particular, im feeling kind of good
>like the afterglow of dxm or mushrooms
>driving around in my first car. Used the SS money from my dads death to pay for it
>im up in the hills outside of town
>find a gravel road that runs about 200' down a ravine and then back up it all in about a half mile
>I floor it, top 100mph on the descent
>laughing that my car didnt spin out
>again
>right when the spedo hits 100, my car stats fishtailing
>car runs off the side of the road
>i don't really remember the crash. Theres a gap in my memory there
>what i do remember is laying on the hood of the car at the bottom of the ravine. It had flipped over in the crash
>i also learned the car had no airbags
>not a scratch on me
>car was totalled

>>36635584
>>36635624
>>36635634
>>36635644
>>36635653
Rough journey, although that ending. What's the present day situation now?

>>36636019
>I just layed there for a few minutes wondering "what now?"
>almost tried cutting my wrist with the broken glass
>eventually crawl out through the passanger side and start walking
>spent a week in a mental hut after that. >Honestly made my depression worse.

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>>36636045
Well I got my first computer a little later. Then my life changed entirely. I'll just post the image copypasta this time

>>36635653
>feel the intense pressure and agony on my neck
>eyes are on fire
>claw and reach between ragged breaths
>everything fades out
>sensation that is not pain, kind of indescribable
>feels like i am being pulled in every direction like warm taffy, spreading ever thinner

>then feel the pain in my chest
>ribs ache.
>head pounds
>eyes feel like they have hot needles in them

At least I know how it feels now, thanks.

>>36635653
>nobody noticed
>nobody noticed
That must have been a hell of a thing man.

I've been thinking a lot about death, I guess, and this makes me feel a little better about it somehow.

>>36636100
Damn, dude. I'm happy things worked out for you, that's fucking beautiful.

>>36634408
Everyone in this thread are fags.
If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd all be dead.
Pentobarbital and heroin overdoses are literally like going asleep and never waking up.

>>36636250
There isn't much reason to rush. My experience tells me that you can have something small completely change your life, but you never get the chance to see if you check out early.

Near as I can tell the ride just ends.

>>36636345
So never check out? Wait for luck to happen? I don't know really.

>>36636369
Live with the peace of knowing eventually all feelings fade.

>>36636398
But they've been going on for years mate. Like half my life span.

>>36636416
I know m8. 20 years of my life was pretty god awful.