/britfeel/ comfy hours edition

You lads reckon you know a girl that's starred in a porn video? With the amount of amateur porn out there I'd be surprised if I didn't

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>>36630581
White women going black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36630581
exgf is was cutting herself and making suicide threats. im afraid if it is for attention she will think im mad for calling the police. she stopped responding to my messages but i noticed her active on facebook. wtf do i do i am drunk and shitting myself, she has attempted suicide before

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>>36630544
don't really care much for philopshy or fiction tbqh, I just want to understand more cause I feel pretty stupid most of the time. Just thinking about all this material and prerequisites is making me feel tired and unmotivated.

I bought that mythology book because it was first on a "start with the greeks" chart on /lit/

probably gonna watch another episode of civilization on the iplayer then watch a movie tbqh. Then again I say this everyday and I haven't watched a movie in what feels like weeks.

>>36630675
>she has attempted suicide before
in what way?

>>36630744
downing pills, this time it looks to be cutting she sent me a pictur

>>36630650
how does this get through the bot every time ffs

>>36630758
Can we see? It's very difficult to kill yourself that way. I've cut my wrists before.

>>36630765
He changes the first line each time.

>>36630758

Pop round for a last quickie?

>>36630765
The bot is a fan of Augustine

JUST WRITE
JUST WRITE
DONT BE UPTIGHT
OR YOU'LL BE
UP ALL NIGHT
JUST WRITE

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>look up that good will hunting movie quote from the last thread
>end up watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ev8pvUpKs
>that one autist who commented and started ranting about the book mentioned

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>>36630816
>The bot is a fan of Augustine
Who isn't?

>>36630714
fair enough lad.

yeah, i know what chart you're on about. its a decent chart tbf, ive read most of the book in it.

peace lad. ill ask how you are getting on tommorow

>>36630824
Kek
Should watch it if you've seen it lad. Great film

>>36630881

Get to a few Nouvelle Vague gigs....

>>36630782
the picture she send me was of her thigh and it was on snapchat, shes cut her arms before

im worried that since its 3am no one will know whats happened so it might be lethal

but im less worried now as she atleast read my message

Watcher Cracker. Thinking of you drunk/gambling/mental anons

>>36630918
Sounds like she'll be ok til morning. Give her a call or pop round then. People dont usually make such a show if they actually want to die.

>>36630918
sounds like she's attention seeking mate, obviously I don't know her but I've dealt with shit like that before, she's most likely baiting for sympathy

Go round and ask her to change your oil, bareback.

If she's serious about dying she'll have no probs letting you dump your muck in her. If she's playing she won't wear it.

Point this out.
Duck.

Set my alarm for 8 even if it means I'll be tired tomorrow just so I can avoid most of the scum when I go food shopping tomorrow

>>36631024
>I've dealt with shit like that before
Same. The amount of times girls claim to have 'attempted suicide' using methods a ten year old knows wouldnt kill you.

Lads, when I was 19 my bestfriend took my virginity because she felt bad for me. Got me thinking, did I really lose my virginity?

>>36631133
>did I really lose my virginity?
yes you had sex

>>36631133

I lost it at 12 with the daughter of friends of our family because we both wanted to know what it was like. Didn't do it again for five years.

Still lost it though.

Anything else I should get from asda tomorrow?

Why are you all up at this time?

>tfw it's morning for me, wake up 3am every day

>>36631182
asda made in store pizzas are the best

>>36631203
I wouldn't know where to look for those

>>36631200
Video games and missing my ex tbchwy lad

I really need to get a full time job, working part time and having 5 days off a week just fucks with my sleeping pattern as much as when I was NEET

>>36631214
in store

>>36631200
>Why are you all up at this time?
Woke up late and decided to push though and stay up as long as possible. I have a threapist meeting 9am monday so might as well get my body clock ready.

>>36631233
Yeah but I don't want to spend to long in asda

>>36631182

A nice, nutty Comte, some well mature Roquefort and a piece of goat Gouda.

Maybe an apricot chutney and some good, robust crusty bread with a creamy Norman butter

You're welcome

>>36631251
Sounds a bit waitrose tier but I'll have a look for the Comte, Pretty sure I've only had sheep's gouda but I'll look any

>>36631133
yes

how do I find a friend (female) that will fuck me?

>all kinds of cool face apps now
>dont own a smartphone
lame

>>36631473
>all kinds of cool face apps now
That give the chinks your info

Lads help, pakis have caught me stealing from them and they are going to bash me

I am in St. Albans, can someone local assist me?

>>36631515
>pakis have caught me stealing from them
fucking...why?

>>36631523
24 hour shop, I was shoplifting from the paki bastards

>>36631536
No one is going to take a beating for you because you didnt want to give brown people money.

>>36631515
Getting beat up by pakis lol

>>36631566
Fuck you, ethnomasochist. I take a stand against them. They shouldn't be here. My country, my Tangy Toms, McCoys, Dairy Milk, Sour Skittles and can of Sprite.
>>36631600
There are 10+

>>36631667
>Sour Skittles
deserve a beating

>>36631667
>10+
unlike their girlfriends lamo

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>>36631667
tell them youre a proud member of Antifa and youre on their side

God I forgot how depressing Cracker was.

Just sharted, lads. Can't go outside or I will wake my dad up and he will scream at me. Going to have to use a sock to clean up

>>36631917
I dont know lad I'd risk it. You shouldnt be sharting anyway what have you been eating?

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Just ate a load of twiglets and a few jaffa cakes

Odds I start the game again, evens I keep going

>>36632152
>Odds I start the game again, evens I keep going
what game?

>>36631948
Had a dodgy chinese. Just wiped with a sock and threw it in the corner. Hopefully it wont start to stink

>>36630650

2 white girls driving JCBs went by my house today, they wouldnt stop talking about this ffs

>>36631667
I'm sure you can handle a few 11 year olds lad

>DHL delivery expected Tuesday
>Nobody will be in the house until the evening

What happens if I don't collect it lads? It says signature required, does it just go to the post office like normal mail?

>>36632301
Isn't handling 11 year olds the Pakis area of expertise?

>>36632506
Leave it with a neighbour maybe?

>>36632607
I don't think they can if they require my signature

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Hate how cigarettes in real life are never as good as they seem on tv.

>>36631182
asda own brand raspberry riple ice cream's nice

>>36632844
>he fell for the tobacco jew

>extremely drunk off of sainsburys own brand cider
>have to go to work in 3 hours
>been talking to my ex since 10pm
>she's still up

feels good man but it took quite a few readsof this post to fix my spelling

what we listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ytTKZf344

>>36633564
>what we listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-kbhNgAGM

I don't mind watching some of his things. I first heard about him years ago when I was balls deep into conspiracy theories.

Not a brit but mind if a Canuck joins in on the feels train?

>Meet girl of tinder
>we hit it off super well, sex is great, everything is super fucking awesome, say we'll meet each other next semester
>Text her next semester and turns out she wants to break things off
>make clumsy attempts to patch things up till she blocks me

Fuck I fucked up so much boys, I knew how to not be a cuck but I still managed to be one, I'm going out with an objectively hotter chick next week, but fuck man I just keep thinking about it sometimes, how do I shake this feeling off?

>>36633823
>This poor attempt of bait to shit up the thread

FOY

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another night/morning spent stalking social media and seeing how sucessful and happy other people are instead of doing something

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well looks like the sleeping pattern's fucked again.will do another 24 hr rocket league session on monday. bastard meeting at work on weds so need to be up for that.
sleepu time now though
i'll do a sleepy waifu call as well eh

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Gonna bump this now at page 8 incase I fall asleep before it dies tbqh lads

another morning doing fuck all haha

girl i've been talking to online hasn't messaged me or even been online in 2 days. now i'm paranoid that she doesn't like me anymore or something. i've been ghosted before and it's not a nice feeling.

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goodnight britfeel, tommorow I'll do something. Just you watch.

>>36635135
It's half 7 in the morning, get up and do something now

>>36635174
If I attempted to stay up I'd have fallen asleep by 12pm at the latest and thats even worse

wew lads

incoming comfy bank holiday weekend

Footybot here

Excited for today up super early. Getting picked up at 13.10

>finally ready to get a job
>thought I would actually be getting a job

woops

>>36636057
>finally got a job
>thought i would start earning money immediately

whoops-a-daisy

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>>36631055

bezinga

https://youtu.be/bcn4UG6Jd0s

>>36636526
>have to work a month for free before they'll pay me

Seems dodgy desu

>>36636627
Thats normal if they are a legitimate company you will be fine It sucks though doesnt must companies will have a pay near the end of the month

Posting from my new phone on the way to work

>using a wallet address as a trip

https://youtu.be/YxBzMH6VAW45

>>36636627

It's called a lay month, when you quit you get that months pay.

>The modern toothbrush was developed in England in 1780. While languishing in jail, Thomas Addis decided to drill holes into a sheep's tibia, and pulled through the bristles of boar hair. While he was credited with the discovery of the modern toothbrush, a similar design has since been discovered in China from 1400. In the United States, although toothbrushes were available at the end of the 19th century, the practice did not become widespread until after the Second World War, when U.S. soldiers continued the toothbrushing that had been required during their military service.
damn really makes me think lads

Off to do sports lads

>>36637337

Don't feel obliged to come back, normie

>>36637337
which one of the sports m8?

>>36637337
bumming isn't a sport

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>>36637426
>>36637474
A non normie one

Random post to see if anyone has any PSD of the OP image and wouldn't mind sharing.

Thanks lads.

>>36633823
You shake it off by making /canuckfeel/ and making it successful.

The absolute state of SJWs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39742670

>>36630675
You might finally be free. And keep it /brit/ please yeah?

Now I'm posting from work using the companies wifi

I think my erections are becoming quite dangerous, they're popping up in risky situations constantly

I need some sort of gf/trap to take responsibility for these boners and do what has to be done when they arise

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britfeel is boring me lately, everything about it....

>>36638076
probably due to all the non whites and forced memes

wank, fag and a tea after a hangover is the best combination

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>>36638103

what about the combination, non-white forced memes

>>36631246
frozen section you cock, where else

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>>36638076
Crack open a few cold ones

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What's the coolest construction site machine lads and why is it the fucking 'dozer hands down eh?

#working the construction life

>>36630623
I know a girl who was my best friend in secondary school that now does cam work, shes a goth. Never bothered to find it as I have already gone down on her got a blowjob and came in that there pussy. She's pretty fit though I guess.

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>>36633912
Morning fellas. Gonna do me some eggs and bacon then spend the whole day playing yakuza in bed I think
>tfw lewd dreams about britfeelers

quite sick of having long hair
but I've never been to a barber in my life

>>36638170
perfect for a rampage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

>>36638214
Shave your head. I recently shaved my hair. Feels so good

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>tfw my girl pills just arrived

Off to pick up my anti-depressant prescription and then a comfy day of nothing. Good times lads~

>>36638213
Who did you lewd about lad?
or was it a bunch of black blank faces like my time stop doujins

>don't forget to turn on the Bluetooth

if it's a Nokia that is and then convert to Christianity

drinking sparkling peach water instead of pop

don't like it

>>36638502
not the same is it?

tastes dry for some reason

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After all bills, rent council tax i have 40 quid for groceries for the month.
Am I in poverty?

>>36638502
Pop makes my mouth sticky and disgusting and I feel bloated after. How can anyone drink this instead of water or tea?

>>36638415

do you even notice any difference on your tranny pills, tell me what feels different

>>36638569
Complete poverty. Could do with a breakdown of outgoings vs income but sounds like you need to do both of the following - get a better paying job and get a place in a house share (bills inc).

>>36638584
how the fuck am I supposed to know the intricacies of human behaviour?

>>36638415
bica or spiro
progy or estro
top or bottom

>>36638623
I feel better taking them. And some changes I have observed include less hair growth and some fat redistribution, though I think you would have to take them consistently for a few years to see really significant changes desu~

>>36638646
Spiro
Estro
probably bottom

But you shouldn't embarrass me with those kinds of questions lad~

>>36638714
Black or white?

It has just hit me that I'm NEVER going back to uni.

>>36638714
don't lie you attention seeking slut

>>36638714
you're transitioning from male to female and you are "probably" bottom? do explain

>>36638668
>I feel better taking them

so placebo then? I mean the only changes you notice are a few hair folices gone and miniscule fat movement

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>>36638781
I'm not a slut senpai!

>>36638788
I-I've never had a bf before so it is hypothetical~

>>36638788
cowgirl

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original, in other words unoriginal

>>36638894
literally all you do is post about your transition or legs or shit to grab attention from desperate orbiters
go away again please

>>36638779
what would you do there other than being a sex fiend

>>36638929
B-buh-buh TILDE A CUTE

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>>36638894
*truck boys pull up*
*hand you a STALE bud*
*drive off*

truck boys

>>36638956
i'd rather make pruno than drink bud light

the truck boys have marked tilde for death with their stale bud.

>>36638931
I'm not a fiend. I don't have many fiendish qualities.

>>36638981
tell that to the judge

>>36638993
He's a judge of the law. Not a judge of who is fiendish or not.

>>36638981
I read this as
>I am not a friend, I have no friendish qualities

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>tfw almost finished persona 4

>>36639075
I can be a friend to you. Or a fiend.

>>36630824
What anime is that picture from
I remember the scene but can't remember the name of it

>>36638076
It is pretty shit at the moment.

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>>36639186
The masterpiece that is Plastic Nee-San.

>>36639107
I'm indifferent either way. I'm not even supposed to be in this thread (yank). Be a friend to those that deserve one and a fiend to those that don't.

>>36638971
They're really pushing over here now for some reason, saw a massive billboard for it the other day. I'll even admit that I sometimes drink some lighter beer like Corona but Bud Light is just not good.

>>36630824
>>36639186
PLASTIC NEED SAN
That was driving me mad not knowing

>>36639244
That was the 1st anime I ever saw and I've been hooked ever since

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>>36639262
This is a LOCAL thread, for LOCAL people!
There is nothing for you here.

>>36639374
It's one of the last few things I can still say I genuinely enjoy, just from how ridiculous it is.

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>>36638929
Agreed. They just come across as narcissistic and attention-seeking

>when you wake up and all your family is out
Always a good feel.

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>>36630581

>Go into NZfeel
>Steer discussion towards serial killers

who /devilish/ here?

It's been about 2 months since I last spoke to a girl socially
I'm dying alone arnt I?

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>>36639691
disregard females

good GOD formula1 is boring

>>36639757
you're watching the qualifying sessions which are not really entertaining, the race is tomorrow

>>36639757
It's a pretty autistic spirt tbqh full of technical jargon facts and figures

Just scratched my bum and now I have a very smelly finger, lads

>>36639816
The race is even worse than the qualifying. Nothing ever happens

>>36639859
Better wash that finger quick mate, poo smell attracts gays.

>>36639877
The first three races of the season were very close and could have gone to Mercedes or Ferrari but if it isn't you're thing then that's fine

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Watch Ding at 2:30

>>36639999
Guess I'm watching ding
Nice quads

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>>36639999

By Kev's blessing, Ding will win the Semi finals

>>36640028

Here you go lad, he needs our support

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39340180

Nothing on now, but it'll start at about 2:15

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>>36640033
>By Kev's blessing, Ding will win the Semi finals
>33

>'Best of 33 frames'

What have you done Xi!

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Let's all send out positive vibes too Leeds Football Club who require a win today or else they're FUCKED.

>call drug takers degenerate on /r/unitedkingdom
>get downvoted

Why is drug culture so normalised now?

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now then...

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>>36639999
>>36640033
*shitposts in chinese*

>>36640118
Like him or not Sir Jimmy was a top shagger

>>36640082
He is harnessing the last possible Kev blessings before Kev has his big fight later tonight.

>>36640123
That keyboard is suspiciously clean for someone who eats Monster Munch at their computer.

>>36640194
Literally unboxed it 5 min ago

ni shi wo de xiao ya xiao pingguo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dRxWsThWw

>>36640118
>that story where he was running a marathon for charity and went off course and jumped through a hospital window and fiddled some girl

legend

>>36640325
>tweee de tweee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI

Slow thread for a Saturday. Sad!

>back at work tomorrow

Just kill me lads.

I have a lot of respect for drug addicts

>>36640740
in what sense?

cemento

I have a lot of drugs for respect addicts.

>>36640775

good one, dad haha

>>36640766
I just think its admirable to live a hedonistic lifestyle. I like the idea of a downward spiral

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Snooker is BORING

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>>36633912
>take Nytol so I can sleep
>if I do take it I wake up at 3pm
There's no winning is there?

>>36638213
Better not be about me, lad.

>>36641016
I don't agree with you but okay

Is the snooker final against a Brit and a Chink?

>>36641056
no but it could be if Ding wins his semi-final

>>36641016

Rather watch the racing myself

If Ding wins the final there will literally be no sport that Britain is good at anymore.

>Housemate keeps sleeping during the day and waking up at midnight

REEEE why can't the cunt have a normal sleeping pattern.

>>36641081
What about darts?

SOMEONE POST SOME OC FAST AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>36641129
Didn't some Yank beat us?

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>>36641137
Upside down mouse man

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>>36641137
r8 my toy cars

unusually pissed off for some reason
I'm never ill tempered

>>36641196
fucking hell
how many can that bus seat?

>>36641196
I like the yellow pickup

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>>36641221
I have more in my kitchen

>>36641251
walkers crisps van before they were called lays haha amazing old skool

>>36641285
Burger detected. Man the carronades, lads

going to drink some beers and watch Edward Scissorhands lads

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britpub when?
till then, i'm drinking alone in my room, as usual.

i think i aced a job interview lads... i'll be fucking off from here then... not that I spent much time here anyway.

Just made a perfectly poached egg by accident lads. Buzzing desu

Who else /procrastinating/ here?

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saw some funny british memes on failbook today... my hope and optimism... restored...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazVKnD-_sQ

>>36641471
My whole life is just procrastinating as a NEET. Not sure what im supposed to be doing

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fukken keked lads... is it okay to laugh at rich fucks?

Why has Japanese tranny porn been so shit as of late.

They used to produce the best stuff. Maybe I'm just less gay now

>>36641505

care to give me a quick rundown on whats happened here? Ive seen a few stories about this come up but just couldnt be arsed reading them

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>>36641503
are you doing press ups?

remember to do em on your fists

>>36641506
link plox

>>36641526
there was a big music festival + catering + accodomation costing 1000s of $s and it turned out to be in the middle of nowhere with wild dogs, no food, unbuilt tents, robbery and all kinds of shit like that.
oh, and the music performers quit

>>36641506
>Japanese tranny porn
How did you even end up there?

>>36641547

this makes me smile, thanks anon

>>36641526
oh, and it was on an island and they had trouble with transport, like too much air traffic, and they can't leave or something.

The best tranny porn is Thai ladyboys with white men

>>36641527
https://www.javbus.com/en/genre/2g
https://www.javbus.com/en/genre/55

>>36641548
I was NEET for a few years and to pass the time I wanked all day.

>>36641605
>Censored tranny porn

What is the point?

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>>36641605
do you lads not ever want to jerk it to fit birds instead?

trouser-stretching wankbait itt?

>Hundreds of video games
>Don't feel like playing any

>>36641616
It's not gay if you can't see his dick.

>>36641645
Nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality. It's like saying, why the fuck would you watch arthouse movies when you can watch capeshit.

>>36641081
Wrong

Selby is a better player. Even the best players lose against worse players sometimes.

>>36641682
>It's not gay if you can't see his dick.

Then what's the point?

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STOP WANKING AND STOP EATING MEAT

>>36641693
This. Selby is far more consistent than anyone else, hence why he has been world No. 1 for over 2 years

whats your favourite beer/ale lads ?

>>36641729
I unironically like Tsingtao and it's the only beer I drink. I don't drink beer much however I prefer cider

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i feed you memes... they're not dank, but they will give you nourishment.. eat up anon

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Oh, it's great being a Chinese player in the crucible

>Referees wont DARE call a foul on you

*Intimidates Mark Selby*

>You get to pot EVERY ball within a one table radius with your long wooden...

*cuts Ding winning the frame*

>>36641747
I quite like Tsingtao, I really like Chang but I can't get the big bottles at my local tesco anymore

>>36641251
Your house looks comfy

>>36641769
this has gone too far now lads

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>>36641769
kek... this goodfellas meme.... fukken lol

>>36630581
I finally made it

Can someone give me a quick explanation on snooker? Watching the final but don't get what's going on

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Lib Dems are live streaming on FB.

GET IN HERE NAO LADS

>>36641835
Who cares ha haah

>>36630650
just die for me won't you chap?

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am gonna be a wagecuck soon lads... i can feel it in me bones... at least i can buy nice stuff like booze and computers and clothes.

>>36640033
If he wins this could cement Kev as the god to pray to for good luck.

>>36641129
Dutch (Van Gerwen) dominates Darts at the moment

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IM THE KING BABY

I hope the new job isn't too hard

>>36630675
kill her first
originolinramadamadingdong

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>>36641793
thanks, comfiness was the main design goal

>>36641863

Not only was it a dubs blessing, it was a '33' blessing, and this match is 'best of 33 frames'

>>36632162
You know, the game

>>36641907
This is the type of story they make movies from.

>>36639200
what a reflection of Britain right now

got an M&M brownie here I'm saving for after my tea
looks mighty tempting

Selby looks nervous... Chinese are lucky to have natural pokerfaces.
Snooker is fucking boring. They should have to drink a shot for each colour they pot.
AND ITS SO SLOW. Why can't they just release an edited version with only the actualy shots? Preferably sped up

>>36641706
what are you some kind of Catholic?

>>36641980
why watch it if you don't like it?

>>36641856
w-w-w-Wendy's . YOU YANK BASTARD

>>36641980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doqpgs3VpfM

6 dead gollywogs in a week, lads. Looks like the problem is taking care of itself

>tfw trapped in Peckham

>>36642056
Or watch Pool instead

>>36642026
I want to fit in with all the pub regulars :3

>>36642077
I hate pool. Not enough strategy and the guy who breaks off wins more often than not

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Good morning lads. Had another night of horrible dreams but dont really remember them, just have a lingering feeling.

>>36642103
that's why I don't like pool, I like the competitive element but find it boring and the rule set is stupid

>>36642206
>Morning

It's 4pm you fucking walnut

>>36642230
Well thanks mate that really helped

>>36642260
If you're getting up at past 4pm your life is fucked mate. Sort it out

>>36642230
not him but i've only been up half hr. i still say morning if i wake up in the afternoon.
just off to go have some breakfast now desu

>>36642206
I woke up after being blackout drunk the previous night, which happens more times than I'd like to mention but what was different about this one time was I immediately felt like killing myself as soon as I was awake. This never happens.

I think I did something really fucked up the night before but I'll never know.

Just finished watching sexy beast; it was fucking great

Just finished thinking about sexy kev. It was fucking great

>>36642377
And it seems kev has blessed you in return

SWITCH OVER TO TWO LADS

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>>36642377
Kev is a pussyhole

Teddy, sg gang

It's a waking up at 4pm kind of episode

>>36642523
It's a drinking at 4 episode

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>>36642523
>its a wake up at 4pm on a saturday to find out your football team is losing again

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>it's May in 2 days
>We're almost halfway through 2017
>I haven't done anything with my life

This moose documentary is good

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>>36633912

>already losing entire days/evenings to new release of Factorio

It awakens something within me

>>36642619
Better be Cadburys lad

I'm travelling home from work

OK day

Need an excuse to talk to the tranny
It's not that hard to get close/alone with her on Weekend shifts

>>36642634
I don't know what you mean by this lad desu

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>>36642652
Mousse lad!

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>>36642682
BUT I DIDNT SPELL IT LIKE THAAAAAT!

>>36642605
>another year closer to death
>mum's going to kick me out if I don't go to college or uni
>she's forcing me to chase a degree because she think that'll just fire me into a job
>I've already dropped out once before

I hope Kim gets his shit together and kills us all

>>36642714
It seems hard planning for the future when you're just waiting for death eh lad? I can't seem to snap out of that mindset

>get tescos 1.6mg large lasagna(didnt eat all obv dumbass)
>tastes like shit absolutely soft like sludge

i dont get it, their regular pastas ars pretty nice but the lasagna is just pure shit.

>>36642730
The irony is that I still have hope and ambition but sadly I spend every hour I'm not at work either shitposting or wanking.

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>>36642605
>promised myself I'd read this year
>haven't started a single book
>promised myself i'd watch a movie a day
>can count how many i've watched on my fingers
>haven't done anything else

>my laptop cant be used cause its farming money in rf online

im stuck using my phone for 4chan and youtube.

what a terrible fate

>>36642801
Movies and books don't have any more value than anything else unless you see value in them or they help you learn something

>>36642742
>1.6mg
are you a flea, anon?

>>36642856
all the wasted hours leveling up my magic in runescape by getting an autoclicker to perform the teleport spell

I had to glance occasionally so I could see when their anti-bot bullshit put me on that fucking cat island, or a random troll started attacking me

>>36642900
well I wanted to read books with eductational worth and watch classic/cult movies to seem more cultured

but whatever its not meant to be

>>36642902
this made me howl
fucking hell i'm tired

> closes curtains
> it's not drinking during the day if you can't see the sun

my alternative is to go t' park... but i'm so fucking lonely..

>>36642904

its not even a bot you literally just shove a coin to jam your macro key tab target key and loot key.

cant use the lappy as a result. fuck.

least it saves me a tenner a day worth of rmting.

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i dont wanna live in a house share i wanna live on my own rrreeEEE

>>36642714
me too lad, i was thinking of doing computer science a level. should i? i have no idea what else to do

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should i get a nintendo console?
I want to play the new pokemon (and probably the next one after when it comes out) and the new zelda... but i heard they're a bit shit... funny what nostalgia will do to a person..

I am in the english channel. It is cold, exceedingly wet. I am the voice of Britain before the daily express.

My name is Britannia

>>36642947
>tfw thin curtains that don't block light for shit

"Come on Ding lad"

Is ding /ourboy/?

>>36642714
... Kardashian?

No, wait, that can't be right, said "his"

>>36642984
I want to get a switch too but its not worth it right now. wait till its cheaper and theres more games out

>this polish retard has been in the kitchen for 2 hours already

i dont know how this cunt manages to hold a job while wating so much time loitering in our communal areas being clueless about western etiquette

>>36643004
> puts on blindfold
> it's night time

>>36643006
I don't think he has a gf

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it's getting warmer lads... it is set to go up a few degrees over the coming week... enjoy it while we got it, eh?

>>36643035

He has a wife, but only recently

>parents have 5 kids between them
>3 of them have kids themselves
Fuck, I'm really screwed when they kick the bucket arent I?

>>36643067
hope he didn't settle for some munter, he has that snooker money and can have anyone he likes

My solicitor said he's received police statements and a CCTV DVD in relation to my case and arrange an appointment

I don't understand why there's a CCTV DVD, maybe it has another meaning here?

>>36643020
They're savages

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Just realised I'm at work tomorrow, thought I had a comfy day off. I just want to be NEET again

>>36643086
I know you throw that term around a lot... but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEWA7UglB4

>>36642742
Make your own, it's cheaper and much tastier, use fresh pasta for maximum quality.

>>36643067
>tfw no government issued wife for the good of China
Ding has no time for romance, only snooker.

>>36643086
Moni
More like
Shit

>>36642742
>1.6mg large lasagna
was it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wnS8zPAWV8

how is 1.6mg "large"???

I've seen at least 3 of these faggot moni trips.

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>>36643008
Jong-Un

so who is your favourite porno star lads?
or rather, who is the most popular?
I don't really watch porn these days, and I get confused by all these young new porn starlets...

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>>36643213
I don't have a favourite the most popular right now is Mia Khalifa, I don't know how because her fake tits are dreadful

>>36643213
Alex tanner
Ori

>>36643258
haha oh wow I didn't know she had had implants

where can I upload .mp3s online?
I want you guys to listen to this track, which I can't find for the life of me even with shazam/soundhound

>>36643213
none, professional porn is shit. i only watch amateur

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>>36643285
post pics fer chrissakes lads
i can hardly fap to words on a screen, now can I?

>>36643305
intriguing.

>>36643258
:( did she always have implants? they can be removed later, r-right?

>>36643258
what is wrong with people? she's fucking ugly

>>36643298
vocaroo

oriroriro

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>>36643213
Not exactly a porn star but I've wanked most to Tiffany Cappotelli.

>>36643337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CCErqqD5NN
ta. it's a bit lower quality than what I ripped, but audible. turn your sound down a little.

>>36643356
she is a cum monster

>>36643305
Amateur porn is shit. I only watch professional

>>36643356
>Tiffany Cappotelli.
wtf lass is younger than me, but she looks mature in that pic

>>36643367
sounds like the menu theme to a 99p indie game

>>36643395
enjoy your ugly, old, caked in makeup plastic bimbos then. i'll stick to wanking to cute young natural girls

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>>36643382
cannot find any good stuff of her.. any hardcore?

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>>36643400
Still looks pretty young to me. She has been getting more thicc the last few years though. Also been pretty silent recently.

>>36643442
she is a model, doesn't do hardcore as far as I know

>enjoy your ugly, old, caked in makeup plastic bimbos then

bitter much?
how is http://www.elsajean.net/ anything like what you just said?

>>36643000
Rule Britannia

>>36643442
She's taken her bf's dick on tumblr/snapchat whatever but it's clips rather that a a full on good fucking. This comp is good though

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58228f36c59ab

>>36643433
generalising
the post

Ding needs a miracle now

>>36643492
phwoar. might turn over to the snooker now, just to cool off

Chatting to this American woman in her thirties on Whisper, who badly wants to be impregnated. She might be coming to London this summer. I'm only 19 and she's 32 - if I made a contract of no repercussions, wouldn't it be amusing if I gave her a baby and then never found out what became of it?

>>36643492
>I will never have a gf like that

what the fuuuuuuuuck life is not worth living